Who /filthy/ here?
>tfw the smell of ball sweat is making it difficult to eat
>tfw when I run my hand through my hair it feels exactly like buttered up noodles
>tfw when I run my hand down my arms actual lines of dead, black, skin fall off (like when you used to roll play doh really thin when you were kid)
seriously debating between showering and shooting myself. The last time was Halloween.
Do you secretly like it though
how can you go so long without taking a shower? do you not enjoy them?
if dubs you shower
>>24513905
Technically, you are not alive anymore, so shooting yourself won't do anything.
>inb4 the swarm of closet normies who talk about showering is their only pleasure in life
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUUUUUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFF
>Shower twice a day
>Asshole still smells like rotten cheese and garlic
I give up.
>>24513925
Low key, no. I hate everything
>>24513977
C-can't argue with that
>>24513961
Usually too high to care
>>24513905
I miss PooPoo Pepe
>you will never relive the Golden Age of late-2014 /r9k/
>>24514017
Do you soap it up? You gotta really soap it up inside & out
>>24514035
D U D E
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>>24514267
>mfw started anally schlicking in the shower
>ass no longer smells like rotting meat
Make sure to use plenty of soap as lube
>>24514017
maybe you can find someone who that's their fetish
