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>you will never be as alpha as Dan Bilzerian >poker pro
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>you will never be as alpha as Dan Bilzerian

>poker pro
>movie star
>millionaire
>navy seal

I'd be lucky if I could achieve half that in my life time.
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Dan Bilzerian is a useless trust fund faggot who has to pay for women. After he burns through all of his inheritance sometimes in his 40's it'll all be downhill from there.
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He washed out of seal training
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this guy didnt achieve anything. his dad was rich and that gave him both an attitude of entitlement and the money to burn on becoming a professional gambler.
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It's good to know all I need to overcome my manlet status like he did is to be rich as fuck.
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Girls only hang out with him because he's rich.

He's not an alpha.
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>>24511808
Not only is he everything in the thread, but I doubt he has any real relationships. Like genuine bonds, friendships, actual girlfriends or gets to experience what being in love is. He's probably a very lonely man.
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>>24511808
>poker pro
>he fucking placed 100 in one tournament

>millionaire
>from daddy's money

>navy seal
>he flunked out of BUDS and smoked cock on a ship for his entire contract

0/10 you tried
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I can tell he has a weak chin beneath that beard
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>>24511808
I hate how attractive women jump straight into escort services instead of just waiting for a man to pick them up and stay a loyal wife.
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>>24511808
How does he get is money though? I know his dad managed to hide a bunch of money from the IRS and funnel it to Dan but it wasn't THAT much money. It seems he turned ~$10 mil into ~$100 mil.
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I have one thing he doesn't...
dubs
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>>24512166
I'll never be Dubs Bilzerian
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>>24511808
Look as*
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>>24511808
>poker pro
o i am laffin
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>>24511808
Christ that beard though
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>>24511808
I'd pay to fuck escorts as well but I wouldn't gloat about it other than to say I've fucked such and such pornstar.
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>>24512166
damn nice one osama, you got dubs once in 2001 and now you've done it again
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>>24511968
>genuine bonds, friendships, actual girlfriends or gets to experience what being in love is

LMAO
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i know most of us will jump off to criticize him at any given chance: it seems overwhelmingly unfair that someone has that much of an easy/luxurious/perfect* life... But something does bother me...
The constant sharing on instagram. We all know this, people who pretend to have perfect lifes in social media are masking the truth. That's entirely fake, I mean, didn't anon post that video of a instagram celebtrity stacy quitting social media and saying how all that shit was fake, how her days revolved around making credible pictures to prove to strangers on the internet of how wonderful being her was... While being completely miserable herself...
If he were, if he had such perfect life he would hardly feel the need to massage his ego through instagram likes and followers everysingle day. How many pictures does his post daily? How obvious it is that his pictures are clearly a play upon the camera?
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>>24511808
Bilzerian is as beta as it gets

Alphas don't need to pay for miserable whores
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>>24511808

All that and he still has to pay people to come to his parties.

Doesn't feel as bad as I though it would
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>upper class man expending money on VIP whores and shit
>truly the pinnacle of man
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mirin his beard
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>gambler "pro"
>movie star? i guess not too famous
>inherited money that made him rich
>shot a couple supicious arab families

I'd be lucky if i could grew a beard like that
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>>24513399
U 2


This is Not spam this is original and contributes to the thread
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>navy seal

He's a fucking washout. Anyone can be a quitter.
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rad troll mang, lets clear up a few things:

>poker pro - hes never won anything.
>movie star - he paid to get given an extremely small part in a film which was later removed.
>millionaire - his fathers money.
>navy seal - failed training.

his life revolves around using his dads money to post materialistic self indulgent garbage to social media. i have never gone out of my way to check up on what he is doing because why would i give a shit. if you dickheads didnt constantly post about him i never would have known who he is.
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I haven't had any heart attacks.
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>>24511808
Paying for hookers isn't alpha.

>literally has to pay his way just to get a cameo in some shitty movie
>trust fund babby
>got kicked out of the navy seals
>has like 2+ heart attacks and isn't even 40 yet
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I'm in the army as infantry and I joined to hope to be one of those special forces faggots (no I don't gay-me) and I regret it.

Thinking of cop but meh drug testing? Nah nigga.

Armed security guard I'm thinking to do.
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>>24512020
He does. He has a pic of himself without a beard somewhere on his instagram account.
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>>24513846
how fast did you drop out of the special forces training shit

I've read about it and it looks intense as fuck and completely different level from most people
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