What reason could you possibly have to not love Eggman?
I'd easily be the best of bros with him.
If you're reading this, you're awesome EggMills and fuck that haters, tbqhfam.
>>24511550
eggman is a normiescum
that's enough reason for me to hate him.
>>24511550
he's a fucking normie, he just has a weird face, but he's so charismatic he reached chad status.
He looks like that brit comedian, and I hear eggman is also like 6'4"
He's just some fakebot trying to make money off the robot personality.
I wish I was irl friends with him
hes just an intolerable failed normalfag
>>24511910
He has literally no friends, no gf, and works at a gas station
If that's a Chad then I guess I'm a Chad too
>>24511917
Op here, and I know that feel.
He seems like a decent dude. I don't buy into all the "normiescum" propaganda these faggots try to spread about him.
He was just someone who was dealt a bad hand and he's playing it as best he can.
He's interviewing for a job as a broadcast host or something.
I'm happy he made it. No sour grapes here.
I'm worried his "disturbing online presence" may rule him out though.
he's an ugly chad playing a robot persona to make people feel pity for him
>>24512115
I don't think he's doing any of it for pity, man. You guys just like to demonize everyone.
The most you can reasonably hate him for is attentionwhoring, I guess. But he's only one of the least annoying people to reach any notable status on this site.
>>24511550
guy takes too many pictures of himself
is he a woman?
>>24512228
I like his pics. I think it's his satirical take on vanity and self-obsession.
>>24511995
Only good-looking people get to be on TV. But he could probably work for radio, if he has a nice voice. He certainly has the face for it (kek).
>>24511995
Where'd you hear about the interview thing?
>>24512750
not that other guy but he made a snapchat video telling us about it
>>24512839
Fuck. I have to get him on snapchat to watch that shit? Good for him that he made it to the interview.
his philosophy is giving up. how can i not not like him
i miss eggman, wish he would come back, I remember saying this a while back and he just appeared in the thread and started embuing us with his wisdom, it was awesome, happy days
will never happen again though
>>24511550
why are there so many losers obsessed with another loser on the internet; there are like 3 eggman threads a day for fuck sake.
shit is kinda sus to be honest family.
>>24512839
How do you even go about adding him on snapchat?
I would get one, for eggy
>>24512988
He did come back.
To ask for money, that is.
>>24512998
He didn't come here asking for money, someone else posted that video of him.
>>24513036
Someone else posted it and he came here once he saw the views go up. He was answering questions and people were telling him to GTFO so he left.
>>24513105
I was in the thread. He took it down because he didn't want people to think he came here panhandling. Someone else posted it and he came here to defend himself.
Has being framed as a school shooter affected his life in any way?
>>24513179
Your head is so far up eggys ass
I just want to see what his gf looks like. Does he share snaps of her?
>>24512361
kek. no, it's genuine vanity and self obsession.
What's his snapchat fa.m
>Original comment
>>24513352
hey man nice meme
![Photo_Nov_24,_7_14_27_AM[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/80ar3SG.jpg "Photo_Nov_24,_7_14_27_AM[1].png")
>>24513239
>I just want to see what his gf looks like
you're welcome
>>24512839
Post video por favor?
>>24513487
i will but only if you tell me how to save snapchat videos
>>24513466
eggy's gf is pretty qt actually
would bang/10
>>24513352
here ya go, fham
>>24511550
Because Eggman is a failed normie. He seems like a decent guy, but his constant attention whoring gets tiring quickly.
>>24513691
Christ, how intimidating
>>24513874
Other people post these and blame him. He's moved on mostly.
>>24511995
I'm jealous. qt gf fame job house car
Lowest of keys, I like Eggman but I shitpost about him because I'm envious of his ability to accept himself.
>you will never be Eggman
feels bad man
>>24511910
Eggman is maybe 6'0. I seen him at an event during the summer time.
He was really dressed up for a place where nobody showered and everyone was filthy.
>>24514350
the guy is in the verge of suicide...
trust me, you don't want to be him
>>24513518
I don't know how sorry.
Does he just send them out to everyone one snapchat? I guess I should befriend him.
>>24514504
>I don't know how sorry
i'd need a screen recorder or something but IOS does not provide one in the apple store
>Does he just send them out to everyone one snapchat?
you should totally befriend him.
eggman is a bro
>>24514558
According to
http://www.1mtb.com/top-5-best-apps-to-save-download-snapchat-photos-videos-stories-ios-android/
Try snapbox maybe?
Once you watch vid does it dissapear? So will you only be able to save future vids?
>>24511550
Because he's a failed normie who had sex with two girls.
>>24514626
snapbox is 2.99
i'm not paying my money just to save eggy videos
although, i see there are many options to save snapchat videos for free with those who have android.
>>24514740
My bad didn't notice. That's retarded, I hate snapchat. So stupid.
>>24514641
aren't all robots technically failed normies?
Any black people here able to translate what this means?
Is Eggman related to Peter Sarsgaard?
I saw him in a movie last night and the resemblance was uncanny
>>24511550
ALL HAIL EGGY SENPAI
He's a normie now and has had sex
On the /r9k/ rulebook no 1. that means you don't belong here anymore and are no longer one of us
He shouldn't be loved
>>24516133
Damn eggman is balding fast
>>24516133
free gucci mane out of jail
I mean he's fine, but seems ungenuine. I wouldn't want be bros, and I don't love him. If anything he's a shit meme.
>>24516133
It black slag for "free blowjobs"
>>24516306
Fuck off man nobody likes you.
>>24511550
Eggman betrayed us to join the normies. He is dead to us.
>>24511550
Can someone post his snapchat? I miss him
>>24516499
See >>24513691
originality
>>24512361
You worded my feelings perfectly. All hail eggman.
