>tfw sink full of dishes that you havent touched in over 5 months
>trash strewn about everywhere
>tfw filthy
>>24509724
>ashes all over the place
>havent swept floors in a few years
>when I have mail, I just throw it on the ground inside the door
hhahahaha mine which were just in for 4 were just cleaned yesterday. weird!
>tfw haven't showered since saturday
>>24509844
>Saturday last month
>>24509844
>tfw shower almost every day, but haven't cleaned my shower in 5 years
>there are probably new never before seen organisms growing in there
Feels a bit bad tbhonest
>>24509803
I just did some of mine, but never finish them
>>24509724
>living with friend, disgusting slob
>massive pile of his dishes collect in the kitchen, sink is unusable
>finally reach my breaking point when he start using the paper plates and plastic cups I bought so I could actually eat
>devilish.jpg
>start peeing in the kitchen sink every time he's not around
>months go by, the stench in the kitchen builds and builds, but he doesn't notice because he is gross and hardly bathes
>having to hold my breath to go into the kitchen
>lease is finally up, I'm movin in with someone less nasty
>moment of truth, he stands in the kitchen, coming to terms with the horribleness he has wrought
>I'm standing as far away as I can, poker face
>he starts removing dishes from the pile
>lifts up some plates
>SPLOORRSSHH
>a demonic entity is released, so foul, no mortal could withstand it's evil presence
>his face when
>>24509724
>crack open soda in kitchen, chug it
>soda dripping down my neck to the floor
>belch, toss can in corner
>walk away
Post pics pleas
>>24510180
It isnt that bad atm 2beehonest
>Haven't showered in almost a month
>Trash and half-eaten pizza everywhere in my room
>Haven't changed bed sheets in months, they're filthy and greasy
End my life phamily.
>>24509724
>tfw bits of mold growing on rotting food all over the place
I just don't care enough to exert the energy required to fix it.
>>24510904
>mold everywhere out in the open
Filthy tbqhwyf
Gotta keep that shit isolated at least. My refrigerator contains so much hidden away food, it obviously has gone NUCLEAR by the smell it emits when I open it.
I or my wife clean our apartment completely once a week minimum, she does laundry every other day.
This thread is kind of stressful.
PLEASE POST PICS OF FILTHY ROOMS ITT
>when I hear about excessively messy houses
>all I want to do is clean them
I feel like I am the sole force keeping my hoarder parents' house from being a total fuckstye
How can neets be dirty? That's a female or normalfag trait. My place is spotless and everything is almost as perfect as I am. Why would someone want to live in filth?
>>24509724
> "I haven't washed my dishes in over 5 months. Why don't women like me for who I am?"
>>24509774
> "I have ashes and trash all over my floor. Why are women such entitled princesses?"
>>24509900
> "I have mold growing in my shower, why do only fat women like me?"
>>24510303
> "My house is filthy, why don't women love me for my personality?"
>>24512459
> "females are so filthy, as evidenced by the plethora of females in this thread"
>>24509724
>>24509774
>>24509900
PICTURES!
>>24510303
>that thing of lysol/clorox wipes
>broom and vacuum cleaner taken out for a photo op
>>24512354
>tfw your old house was a lot worse
Jeez don't remind me
I meant to take pics and become a meme
>>24512585
>all this projecting
Kek. Just left my gf of a year about a month ago, its too much of an annoyance. She blows up my phone constantly and had to blocj her numbers multiple times.
Robots and normies think all their problems will be solved by a woman. Thats not how it works.
>>24512775
Yeah she blows up your phone telling you that you need to clean up your disgusting house because you're on the track to getting some old time disease
>>24512711
Vacuum cleaner and broom have been there for about a month when I last cleaned a little.
>>24512775
>Just left my gf of a year about a month ago, its too much of an annoyance. She blows up my phone constantly and had to blocj her numbers multiple times.
>yeah I mean she really wants my dick because I'm a millionaire and also a rock star and a pro wrestler and also my dick is really big and I do sex really good
>It's crazy how much sex I have, all these girls that let me put my thing in their thing and wiggle it around
>oh hold on, the president is here to present me with medals of honor for my call of duty because I'm also in a secret army things, I better hide all the drugs I do because I'm also a drug baron
>>24512801
Nah. She was too clingy, constantly wanting to communicate and couldnt accept that I like to spend time alone sometimes and would always try to get me to come be with her.
She wanted sex too much as well, to the point it was annoying sometimes.
>>24512865
she probably had a massive inferiority complex. Any girl with any sense in her head will immediately leave a filthy man without hesitation.
>>24512804
hmm, well played.
>>24512865
What you wrote is actually slightly less believable than the parody post above yours.
>>24512878
My house is just filthy though. Im financially successful and have a degree in computer science/network admin. 110 inch screen for my home theater, nice PC. Just a minimalist. I dont buy new clothes, clean, care about my hair or any NORMIE shit like that.
Thats one of the reasons she loves me, I don't care about normal social conventions but am still successful by NORMIE measures. Just schizoid and hard to care about anything.
>>24512950
Have fun catching lice, senpai
>>24512961
>this guy is upset
>>24512961
You really are a massive bonehead
>>24510303
It would take like a day to clean tops. Just fucking do it.
>>24510156
>My friend is a disgusting slob
>So I piss in the sink
>>24512585
I think the pics are probably feminine men, not cis females.
You faggots don't even know filthy.
I feel a bit worse as a person for having been able to adapt to the smell and fucking gnats everywhere.
Still no cleaning since this pic but at least he burned the bags of trash piled to the ceiling in his shower.
>>24514200
closer view of the the pile that used to be a trash can
>>24514232
herp derp
>>24514251
Show airsoft gun please.
and the other side of the RV/trailer while i'm at it
you're all fucking disgusting and should be immediately evicted from your place of residence.
even indian street shitters are cleaner than you all
not even god can save you now
>>24514200
>>24514251
absolutely disgusting m8, get your shit together.
I drink like 8-10 12-packs of Dr. Pepper a week and eat a lot of pizza/TV dinners, so my apt. gets bad sometimes. I watch it build and build, and then clear it all out once every couple weeks. very satisfying cycle.
>>24514315
>8-10 12-packs a week
how do you even piss?
do you even have teeth anymore?
i have a relatively clean appartment but my mom comes over and fills up the sink with soapy water to cover the 5 dishes that are in there, and it just sits for months and when i rinse the dishes off there is hardened soap scum and the dishes are essentially ruined permanantly.
I can sort of understanding hording stuff but the literal garbage all over the place I'll never understand
I mean it's the best effort/reward scenario I can think of. Spend 5 minutes putting shit into trashbags and taking it outside and it's fucking gone,,,
>>24514345
haven't even had a cavity, and I piss like a racehorse about 100000x a day. as a bonus, even though I am 26, my metabolism hasn't slowed, so I stay around 120lbs. I'll quit drinking soda as soon as I get a kidney stone or something. until then I am enjoying what god has blessed me with.
>wake up
>need to take shit
>wade my way through piles of trash, half empty mountain dew cans and little Debbie snack wrappers
>look in toilet
>theres an accumulated 12 days of shit and piss in this bowl
>mush up the shit with plunger to make more room
>throw plunger on floor, piss and shit all over it
>spray my liquid, putrid, fowl shit in the toilet
>"if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown let it mellow"
>wipe ass with dirty sock thats been laying there for months
>chug a big red
>burp, little bit comes back up and i spit it in the floor
>go back to sleep
Luxury.
>>24514315
Are the 12 packs really cheaper than 2 liters would be?
>>24510172
Major fucking kek god damnit
>>24514488
not sure, I don't enjoy soda out of a bottle though.
>>24514506
What the fuck does that even mean? What difference does it make what the container is?
>>24514465
once your enamel wears away, your teeth are fucked.
you'll run out in probably a year or 2 at that pace. once that happens your dental health goes downhill fast. and teeth are thousands to maintain when they get bad like that
also... that's gonna kill you. carbonation is terrible for your body, and caffeine can fuck your thought process up too. I used to be a caffeine addict until recently and now I have 1 soda a day, if that. drink water to stay hydrated and you'll feel much better than you do now t b h, I don't regret it
>>24514200
nice vaporwave shirt tho
>>24514531
>teeth are fucked
>a year or 2
well that is motivation, I plan on quitting after this semester is over. I was drinking just water for a while, so I know I can do it, but I went back to the hard stuff about a year ago, when school got gay.
>>24514640
it's prettty hard to do once you're addicted to caffeine. you'll be feeling super shitty. I suggest weening yourself off rather than going cold turkey unless you want to feel like you're literally dying of lethargy
how I did it, was limiting myself to a specific number of soda cans per day, timing it to get my caffeine fix and gradually reducing them to 1
takes a while for the caffeine to really leave your system
>>24514531
I don't get how you people can completely replace water with soda in your diet. I really love soda. But a lot of the time I just need water for it's refreshing value. Trying to replace that with soda seems like it just wouldn't work.
>>24514973
the carbonation is what makes it so damn good. the sweetness of the drink also adds to it.
the caffeine is what keeps us coming back, though...
>>24514640
>>24514720
>>24515039
You guys know you can get caffeine from tea, right?
>>24515105
caffeine is bad anyways, and tea and coffee taste like shit in comparison
soda is superior not just because of the taste but the cost-efficiency and the fact there is 0 effort needed in drinking it (no preparation)
also reminder to anons that energy drinks are the worst thing you can drink aside from bleach and it'll fuckin KILL YOU.
stay away from public drinking water and water with fluoride in it because that'll fuckin kill you too. fluoride is a carcinogen and public water has more trace amount of chemicals than just that.
Stick to buying huuuuuuuge gallon jugs, getting a hand-pump for it or straight up buying spring water
>>24515039
I mean caffeine isn't that great a drug. I've gone on wild caffeine binges taking a gram plus in one day, but I never stuck with it because honestly it kind of sucks. As I said, I enjoy soda. I usually had a soda every day or couple days. If I get a 2 liter, I'll have a couple glasses a day. But it couldn't ever become by main drink. I need water. I can't imagine trying to replace water with soda.
>>24515212
>tea tastes like shit
I take offense to that
>>24515242
only tea I care for is bubble tea desu
and I'm also very particular about coffee.
>>24515217
it's not that great of a drug, but when you carelessly consume large quantities of it, it becomes a real problem.. it becomes a need, just like any other drug
I like sparkling water and things of the like as an alternative to soda. the carbonation to me is very relieving, probably in the way that a cigarette is to someone after a day at work since my body associates it with the intake of caffeine.
soda doesn't really quench my thirst though honestly
Shit mang... and I thought my place was bad. I DO need to get on top of these dishes though.
I love to cook & make food for myself, but hate the cleaning part...
>>24514466
Ohhhhhhhh lolllooolooooo, I can not stop laughing!!!!!!1
>>24509724
>tfw tiny Barbie playset kitchen
>some dishes don't even fit
>every single dish needs to be done one at a time
>angling a plate will spray water all over the tiny counter and floor
>such little counter space I have to use chairs
At least I have an excuse for putting this shit off.
>>24515492
>wake up scrape cum of my chest
>eat salad bowl of Lucky Charms and creamer
>have about 20 minutes if consciousness until massive load of carbohydrates hits blood blood stream
>take dog out ONLY if didn't piss and shit in kitchen during the night
>wade through garbage to get to bathroom
>toilet is filled with decomposing feces, toilet handle has broke off
>squat in tub, push out gassy stool, wipe with plastic shower curtain
>stand up, sprinkle Comet over mess and turn on shower for 5 seconds
>errant snot shot hits bathroom mirror
>Lucky Charms hits blood stream, go back to bed
>pile of dirty close is den for dog and I until we awake again late into afternoon
Dog loves our lifestyle. I am seriously contemplating cutting a hole in the corner of the living room to deficate and piss into, maybe train the dog to use it too
oh but anon those people say being messy means yer a genius or creative
>>24515039
Just drink soda water you stupid cum stain.
>>24514308
why are clean guys mocked?
and dirty guys get chicks what is this shit?
no let them stay dirty women like that it seems
and people always bitch oh but being messy is creative fuck thaattt
>>24509724
>left bones, alfoil covered in hardened grease, and loaf of moldy bread in the kitchen bin for over a week
>go to empty the bin
>smell of absolute death hits me
>there's maggots falling out of holes in the bag
>jizz before going to bed
>leave tissues on floor
>wake up next morning
>hundreds of ants all over my floor
>hundreds more crawling all over tissues
>mfw thousands of ants took my cum back to their ant hill and ate it/fed the queen
How do you people clean? Put music on or something? I cant be alone with my thoughts long enough to clean all my shit.
