>only attract fat girls
>Have never attracted any girls
I don't even want a girlfriend, it just hurts to know you're completely unwanted, even by the girls typically considered unattractive, i.e., fat girls.
I'm that bad.
>don't even attract fat girls
>never attract anyone because shut-in
>only attracted to fat girls
>Only attract guys
Seriously, if there was a spell or potion to turn gay, I'd take it. I'd be getting laids so much more if I was bent
>>24507932
Men are easy to attract and easy to please. That's why so many gay men are shameless buttsluts.
Women have to put in practically 0 effort to attract quality men, yet for some reason a sizable amount still fail at it.
jus lower ur standerds anon and dont forget 2 bee urself :^)
>only attract old women
WHY
>>24508230
But MILFs and cougars
>attract fatties
>on a week long NoFap streak and suddenly have an irresistible desire to fuck a fat girl
>fat girls suddenly stop responding to me
>>24508803
i wish anon
99% of them are fugly
welp maybe i can get a rich one at least that'd fix a few things
>girls are attracted to me
>I always fuck it up
The fact that women hold some sort of interest in me is what keeps me alive. If I was ugly I would have offed myself ages ago.
>only attract the violent & emotionally unstable
At least the sex is good.
TFW cute grills just want some flowers.
>>24507831
>attract a few stupid roasties sometimes
>only want cute boys/handsome men
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24508970
> LOL its a picture instead of a word!
i know im dead inside but this kind of shit is really irritating to me, i have no patience for it. got no patience for texting either. cant we just meet and have real conversation and jokes will come naturally, not forced meme emoji shite that people screencap then post on facebook to try and prove to their friends that they're actually super lighthearted and have fun conversations all the time. jesus christ im not cut out for dating at all..
>>24507932
This.
I'm an ugly fat piece of shit but somehow my personality draws in conventionally attractive men who are most likely gay. (Just the vibe I get from them)
It's like some gypsie cursed me or something. Women just find me odd and avoid me usually. The ones that seem to like me disappear randomly one day. I'll never catch a break.
>>24508900
I'm a fairly attractive guy and I know I attract women. I've never fucked it up unintentionally either. I have purposefully stopped women from liking me though. I'm just so nervous about starting an actual relationship, I just like being friends with everyone I know. I don't want to mess up any friendships I have because it just feels wrong to go from being friends with a woman one day to fucking her a month later. It scares the hell out of me, too. Knowing that I could become a person that these women want to rely on for support and companionship, want to have children with me and rely so heavily on my stability as financially and as a person. And that I'd have to reciprocate their desires to do that. I just can't see myself being with someone for the rest of my life. I really want a relationship though. I'm so fucking lonely. I'm 24 and a virgin. Like I said, I'm attractive, got a nice personality afaik, I was a double major with 2 minors, currently in law school, family is super rich, I'm extremely intelligent, too. There is nothing about me that I can see as undesirable besides this immature fear I have of being in a relationship. Sorry about how long this was, I just needed to get this off of my chest.
>>24507831
I am a solid 8 myself with decent facial aesthetics, fit and have good finances.
I fucking hate it when those max 4 or 5 poor garbage women approach me at parties. They seriously think they have that much upward mobility and should pick guys closer to their own status. It feels like an insult when it happens.
So much more frigging work to get the proper 7-9 women, but it is worth it.
I thank god every day that I didn't luck out on the genetic lottery. The rest is just practice and determination.
>3 fat chicks and a cutie from school seated in my section
>glance at her and she glances at me time to time
>all giving me looks after twenty minutes
>they get to go boxes and qt wants to smoke and chit chat outside
>finallygotgf.jpg
>"hey anon fat slob is into you but is nervous
>nofuckthis
>say I have gf and end up sitting outside job for 20 minutes after close depressed
>>24507831
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuck fat grills. I'm so sick of them. If i can loose weight so can they but they refuse to even try
>>24508230
Dude, it can be a blessing of sorts. There are some attractive 40yo goddesses out there.
So frigging hot, you can get a really freaky mother-fetish sex going on. Don't know why it works like it does, but it do.
>only attract asian girls, career-oriented girls, spoiled princess girls, and constantly optimistic and happy and kind girls
>>24507831
I KNOW THIS FUCKING FEEL.
After know attention from girls all of high school, like 4 different fat girls have tried to get with me in a semester at college. Infuriating, just stop eating you damn pigs
>>24507831
>>24511248
>only attract................ NO FUCKING GIRLS WHATSOEVER, wtf are you guys even complaining about, ever think you could just fuck them and then slowly ween them into being hot, make them want to lose weight, seriously just stfu.
I attract nothing.
I get people staring at me. Then I stare back right into their eyes, They feel threatened and look back right away. No matter how confident I try to be, I always grill everyone.
>>24512726
Being able or unable to attract females.
I could pull one in, probably get laughed at the second I whipped it out though.
>attract 2-3 stacies in my lifetime
>too beta to do something
>>24507932
>>24509518
You guys ever saw that OKCupid graph that shows how men rate women and how women rate men?
Basically men want to fuck 80% of women while women want the top 10-20% of guys. Guys just want to cum in everything, women only want the best of the best. This is stuff that most people have heard of and accept as true when it comes to evolution and survival but never consider to apply that to people right now because we dont see ourselves as animals. Obviously the same applies to gay guys.
>>24513539
>probably get laughed at the second I whipped it out though
1. Whats ur size?
2. Why don't you guys ever consider rape?, I already have a "rape date" set (If I'm a virgin at age 30 I'm going to rape a hot bitch)
>only attract black girls
no not skinny ones
>>24507831
>Tfw ugly girls only like you
>>24513677
why dont you just pay someone to fuck you
you fucking retard
>> 24507831
Welcome to Tinder.
>>24509518
I've a cute face but am also chubby. My fashion sense is fairly plain, just a t shirt with jeans. Gays love me more some reason, where are women would rather stick broken glass bottles in their cunt then mine. I really wish I was gay, then girls would like me
>>24509761
Haha you sounds like a real catch buddy
>>24511082
I know this feel
Pls don't mute
>tfw only attract girls, especially black ones
>tfw gay
dude i literally had a fat chick that was orbing me since sophmore year come up to me and say "im honestly just trying to fuck"
>>24511082
similar happened to me in high school
>qt is sitting across room
>we lock eyes for a moment
>her black friend is with her
>couple days later qt approaches me
>nervous af
>says her sheboon friend is into me
>laugh and tell her i dont date outside of my race
>known as a racist throughout highschool
>attracted fit girls
>they all got fat while dating me
>>24519048
>tfw only attract gay guys
>tfw straight
Let's trade.
>tfw only attract black girls
>tfw /pol/
>>24507831
>only attract no girls
Op, are you a hamburger
>tfw ugly chubby fembot
>attracted to qt guy totally out of my range
>know he's probably disgusted by me
>try my best to conceal my interest so he doesn't have to be creeped out
>no guy looks at me, all grossed out
>I want to be nice to him but I can't because then he'll know
Kill me
>>24507831
I can't even attract fatties or ugly ones
>attract no girls
>attracted to fat girls
Let's trade OP
They're trying to get with guyson their levelsince Chad won't bone them enough.
Look in the mirror sometimes.
>/r9k/ when told to lower their standards
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY STANDARDS ARE ALREADY AS LOW AS POSSIBLE I JUST WANT TO FUCK ANYTHING WITH A PUSSY!!!
>/r9k/ whenever a slightly below average female is even mentioned
FUCK THIS BITCH WHY CAN'T I GET A QTPIE I DESERVE BETTER THAN A LANDWHALE!!!
What a bunch of hypocrites.
>>24520525
>tfw attract liberal girls
>tfw /pol/
>attract solid 6 to 7s
>dated a 9 once
>still holding out for a 10 because I am BEAUTIFUL and I cannot let these superior genes go to waste
>>24522844
It's almost as if /r9k/ isn't a single person.
>>24508970
Rose more like ruse
