All right, American robots. Russia has attacked a NATO ally and we have problems in the middle east, so the draft has been re-instated! YOU have been drafted. We know that you can carry a gun and 50 pounds of equipment, and we know about your mental health history - that all gets fed up the pipe.
None of it matters now. This is a federal order. You WILL report to the nearest Fort ______ for Basic Training as of January 1, 2016.
Now get ready to fight and die for this country that you love so very much, and has given you so much.
I'd rather just go to prison
>>24507439
>I'd rather just go to prison
Actual degeneracy. Get fucked.
>>24507419
Pretty sure we wouldn't back Turkey up in this case, even with Article 5. Erdogan a shit.
Atleast i will finally belong
This country gave me debt and people who are entitled asswhores. Why is it my duty to go and fight in another man's war when I'll be nothing more than a replaceable pawn who's contribution means very little in the grand scheme of things? I won't be remembered, I won't be honored, I'll just be another body that's stacked in the ground, so if anything I'm an inconvenienced.
>>24507419
>Russia has attacked a NATO ally
nigga that's not what happened
they were just flying over turkey en route to kick isis ass
>>24507439
This.
Send women instead, they've got to defend their alimony checks somehow.
What've men got to defend these days, kids they aren't allowed to see, wives that lie to take all their money, a sexist legal system biased in every way against men, corporations that tell us we're all expendable and can be laid off at any time? Our debts? Our lack of education because we gotta pay for it, we're too priveledged? The fact that the education system seems to preach that we're all rapists?
Naw, I'll wear a white feather instead.
Let the world burn.
>>24507419
If they pull me, America is so fucked that the Russians and Chinese are making amphibious landings along the Oregon Coast, in which case I'm defecting.
No Chinaman ever called me nigger.
>>24507481
Degeneracy is going to fight Russia because of fucking Turkey. Get shot.
>>24507419
>okay
>Go into battle, just stand in the middle of the street waiting for some Ivan to shoot me with glorious 5.45x39 cartidge.
>>24507419
Nah, fuck that. If I somehow didn't fail the mental/physical health tests, I'd definitely flee. I'm sure as hell not dying for Israel and the American jew bankers and their political cronies. ISIS may be wrong, but at least they stand for something. Just look at this shit.
http://heavy.com/news/2015/11/new-isis-islamic-state-news-pictures-videos-no-respite-english-language-propaganda-full-uncensored-youtube-daesh/
>>24507419
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!~!!!!
>>24507419
>Now get ready to fight and die for this country that you love so very much, and has given you so much.
No, go to Hell.
>>24507481
Degeneracy is fighting your christian brothers for bellicose muslims.
>>24508014
I hate both Christianity and Islam, but the Russians are at least white.
>>24507481
Being a welfare queen is more degenerate desu
A real American would would watch some netflix then Red Dawn when shit gets real.
>not becoming a soldier for the sheer joy of battle itself
>>24508130
your average /r9k/ poster can't even with in social battles.
I'd desert, honestly, I would.
I have no reason to fight for this country. I don't have a job, an education, or a gf. I have literally no reason to care what happens next.
Fuck Turkey, not even NATO likes them.
>>24507419
Legit question.
Would I have to pass a psych evaluation? Because I am really fucking crazy. No joke. I literally think that songs on the radio are messages from god directing me how to live my life. I also refuse to go anywhere without a weapon and hold grudges forever. I also enjoy pointless destruction and setting things on fire. I am selfish to the core and think nothing of hurting those around me to save my own skin or even just to get a laugh.
Also do I get paid for being drafted? If I have college degree's can I volunteer to become a conscript officer and lead men into glorious battle.
Can I bring my own double dovistols to use in battle.
Pic related.
>>24507419
>implying a draft would fly in these times
Anyone that thinks that forcing someone to fight in a war is a good idea is fucking retarded. That isn't freedom, and they could suck my dick.
>go into battle
>Instantly defect to the other side because America is a shit nigger infested SJW country that I despise
Most of us wouldn't be physically fit enough or healthy enough to make it.
>>24508234
>Would I have to pass a psych evaluation?
very much yes,
>do I get paid
it starts at 20k a year
>had seasonal allergies as a child
>do not have full range of motion in one arm
>take mood elevators
looks like I've been differed 3 times over, in addition
>the draft registration thingy misspelled my name
>I would just flee the country instead
see you fuckers in sweden, il be enjoying the multicultural debauchery
>>24507419
Fuck that, I'll take out some ISIS members here.
>>24508330
>Would I have to pass a psych evaluation?
>very much yes,
Are there any guides to passing a psych test without them being able to tell that you are lying?
>it starts at 20k a year
Hell yeah, beats unemployment!
But could I bring my own double dovistols?
>>24507419
>Russia has attacked a NATO ally
You mean a NATO ally attacked Russia.
Not only did they down Russian planes, but they shot the parachuting soldiers, which is a war crime (and fyi, you don't have to be at war to commit a war crime) and in any other instance it would be a declaration of war.
>>24507419
I'm too fat to serve, also I don't want to get dicked hard by bullshit command structure that the draft would imply. Nobody wants a draftee NCO
On a side note, I'm wound way too tight to be given a gun
Do I get to kill shitskins?
Sounds good to me
>>24508415
just lie and deny any history of mental health problems
>But could I bring my own double dovistols?
no, standard issue shit
>>24508234
The psych evaluation is just a series of questions about your past mental health such as:
>1.) Are you currently or have you ever recieved treatment for a mental illness?
>2.) Are you currently or have you experienced within the past year suicidal thoughts or periods of depression lasting more than 1 month?
etc.
If the question looks like it was meant to trip you up, then it was probably meant to trip you up. If it's not on your medical record then they won't know about it unless you tell them.
>>24508514
Are double dovistols considered standard issue?
See pic for reference.
>>24508554
Not sure what the fuck is a "dovistol" but if you're talking about the M4 in the image then yes.But you only get one :'^(
>>24508466
>draftee NCO
In what possible draft situation would a green as fuck draftee be put into any command situation above squad leader?
The reserves on their own have enough assorted sergeants to handle a draft situation.
>shoot an enemy
perfectly fine
>shoot an enemy on a parachute
suddenly illegal
fucking Americans I swear
>>24508552
OK good. They won't ask me anything about religion will they? Because that is the one thing I absolutely won't lie about.
I am a strong believer in the greek god Nemesis. Ties in with my whole fixation on revenge and all that.
See pic related for reference.
A great thing about Nemesis is that it is neither concerned with good or evil. All that the Nemesis cares about is maintaining balance.
>>24508652
>Americans
That dang Geneva convention. Always ruining the fun for everyone else.
>>24508554
> dovistols
just googled it, nothing came out
>>24508652
parachuting in distress or getting shipwrecked is considered to be the same as surrendering. they're obligated to take you alive and take care of you
>>24508660
They don't care at all. In fact they have a ton of symbols from various religions, both alive and dead, to put on your tombstone.
You can find them all here: http://www.cem.va.gov/hmm/emblems.asp
>>24508604
How have you never heard of double dovistols? Didn't you ever play goldeneye on the N64 growing up?
OK how about this. If I was in the field of battle and I killed an enemy who just happened to be wielding double dovistols, could I take his and use them?
Pic related for another example of the tremendous power of double dovistols.
>>24508751
>double dovistols
>Goldeneye N64
You mean Dostovei?
>>24508652
>shoot an enemy on a parachute
>illegal
Unless they've already surrendered, it's perfectly legal.
>>24508700
You don't need to google it I am posting numerous pictures of double dovistols in action.
>>24508722
Outstanding
>>24507439
/thread
>Ex-vet here.
It's not worth it. America is dead and so is any reason to defend it.
>>24508751
The only time you would drop your weapon and pick up an enemies weapon, would be if you were completely surrounded, out or ammo, and your weapon jammed.
Pretty sure you would rather have an M4 over an AK47 any day of the week though.
>>24508791
1949 Geneva Conventions:
Article 42 - Occupants of aircraft
1. No person parachuting from an aircraft in distress shall be made the object of attack during his descent.
2. Upon reaching the ground in territory controlled by an adverse Party, a person who has parachuted from an aircraft in distress shall be given an opportunity to surrender before being made the object of attack, unless it is apparent that he is engaging in a hostile act.
The Hague Rules of Air Warfare, Article 20:
When an aircraft has been disabled, the occupants when endeavoring to escape by means of parachute must not be attacked in the course of their descent.
>>24508778
No a double dovistol looks like pic related. But this is only a single dovistol. And since you have to have double dovistols for it to count a better example is seen here.
>>24508234
It has to be plural for it to be double dovistols.
>>24508916
isn't that a P90?
>>24508893
Dude. You're not shooting them. You're shooting their parachute harness.
:^)
>>24508643
a situation like WWII. Quite a few draftees were put into leadership roles with no combat experience due to a lack of manpower.
In a war with russia that didn't abruptly end with nuclear combat there would be millions of casualties and most of the well trained troops and reserves would be drained.
Also a CO fresh out of academy would be just as bad as a draftee.
>>24508652
Even the german pilots in WWII had strict orders not to shoot anyone in a parachute, it's just all around agreed to be a dickmove by everyone except snackbars
>>24508916
It's called an RC-P90 in the game you aspie, and the real world name is FN P90. Not sure why you keep calling it a dovetail or whatever
>>24508955
Well that depends. Are you currently winning the game? Do you have two of them? Do you have infinite ammo and no reload? Have the people around you become visibly angry and threatened to rage quit?
If the answer to any of these question is NO, then you do not have double dovistols.
Fuck you I won't do what you told me
>>24509086
are you retarded? 'cause you seem retarded
>>24509036
You wouldn't understand the power of the double dovistols. A man such as yourself could never wield their awesome power.
Amateur.
>>24509002
>a situation like WWII
You can't really compare today with WWII at all since we've maintained such a huge reserve force that unless we mobilize globally and are fighting several countries on several fronts we won't need to put a draftee in as anything higher than a squad leader, and even if he was needed as an NCO, I guarantee they'd sooner promote a specialist or even a PFC before they let a draftee get past Platoon Sergeant.
>>24508887
not in CSGO.
>>24509123
Stay mad non-double dovistol wielder.
>>24509169
>>24509135
>>24509086
>>24508818
>>24508751
>>24508554
>this many fucking gun-wielding smileys
Even if you're trolling, there's something wrong with you to download this many smileys just to wait to break them out in a situation like this. On /r9k/ of all places.
>>24509036
its called an f90 faggot, pic related
>>24509222
Trips confirm mental illness.
Perhaps next time you will use your trips to attain double dovistols?
>>24509228
Except you posted a distinctly different gun faggot. Link related: http://world.guns.ru/assault/austr/f90-e.html
This is now a double dovistol thread. Post your double dovistols.
Pic related, a quad barreled dovistol.
>>24508179
I'm pretty sure a lot of Americans would desert and join a rebel group seeking to clear the snackbars out of Europe. At least that's what I'd do.
But I already joined the army. Life has been pretty good and I'm getting my own place soon.
>>24509417
>not getting married as soon as you can with some dependopotamus to get that sweet sweet base housing.
It's like you want to suffer.
>>24509327
American Marine wielding long range double dovistols during the battle of Jalalabad, Iraq.
>>24508916
>2015
>only a single dovistol
mfw
>>24507419
As an advocate for equality I gently refuse this offer and instead let the nearest woman go, they have a few thousand years of fighting to catch up.
>>24509222
Yeah seriously what the fuck am I witnessing? It's giving me a headache.
You know, as a conscript, if my country were to go to war, I think I might formulate a plan to AWOL.
Not worth dying for anything. Why can't we just chill?
War is just old man fighting and young man dying.
>>24507559
You live in a dark world. I imagine you;d be okay in prison - it has to be better than that hell you seem to have imagined for yourself.
>>24509477
Nice dubs.
You are correct sir. A true gunsman must have double the dovistol to be effective.
A man with one dovistol is intimidating, but a man with double dovistols is a god.
Sign me the fuck up
>passing up an opportunity to kill people
>ishygddt
>>24509626
This.
>You legally get to kill people
>Get paid for it
>Get called a hero when you're done
>Discounts at stores and restaurants, free college and medical care
>an entire day dedicated to sucking your dick courtesy of the media, the government, and the public
Yakuza gang boss displays his gold-plated double dovistols to inspire both respect and undying loyalty in his men.
>>24509581
You are a retard
>>24509670
You are even more retarded if you think it's that easy
>>24509767
You Jealous non-double dovistols wielder?
>>24507419
And what if Uncle Sam decided to go hard and just shoot all of you would-be draft dodgers and deserters?
>>24509767
>it's that easy
Do what you're told. How hard is that? It might require strength or skill or willpower, but it's not like you have to sit there and figure out what's needed (unless you're in some command role)
>>24509824
Then you'd have hundreds of thousands of partisans running around the country.
>>24509670
>Join army
>Acquire double dovistols
>Kill every last man, woman and child on the face of the earth
>God himself sheds a single tear of manly pride and sends you to Valhalla.
>>24509890
>MUH CIVIL WAR 2
Yeah somehow I doubt that.
>>24507419
>implying
Cya murrica
I'm not a US citizen though, so I'd probably get deported to the UK and drafted into that army. either that or I'd be fine and get to chill at home and enjoy being one of the few young single men still here
im pretty opposed to NATO's imperialist agenda in Syria/MENA/the world so I would dodge the draft and probably join the now very resurgent counter cultural movement.
I dont think this will happen though but its nice to fantasize about being able to stand for something you believe in.
>>24507419
I'm joining the Air Force. Gonna Agent Orange the fuck out of those Ruskies.
>>24510149
>implying the "counter culture" hasn't always been engineered by the government and corporations
tip top kek
>>24507419
As long as I get to kill Shites and Qutubists I'm happy
>>24509222
lol
blox
>IRL first person shooter
>earbuds blasting No Knife even though i'm not 'upposed to
fuck it man, let's go
>>24510243
nah, Shiites are the chill Muslims. Sunnis (especially Salafists) are the scum trying to spread their cancer to the West
>>24510200
that doesnt make any sense. the counter-culture of the 60s was obviously not engineered by the government or corporations unless you think the government and corporations wanted to wage total war on vietnam for the purpose of creating hippies and folk music.
>>24509851
Can you sling a rifle around you, carry live ammunition and grenades, carry a 12kg pack and still function?
Can you get used to the harsh terrain? Can you sleep in swamps and jungles? Abandoned buildings?
Can you even walk 10 km in your full load and not faint?
Most importantly, can you handle the combat fatigue?
You think that is easy, try being in a scenario whereby gunshots are everywhere and the air is incredibly tense. I bet you WILL shit your pants.
>>24507419
SIGN ME UP COACH
>always wanted to fight in ww2
>get a chance to fight ww3
>actual war not fucking around in the desert where everyone is the enemy but you cant shoot back untill AFTER they shoot you
>m1a3 abrams tonk
>purpose in life
>clear goals and objectives
>dank benefits respect and stories after
>if i die no more problems anyway so whatever
>shooting up ivans shit
Literally the best possible thing to happen to me
>>24507419
Not necessarily true.
A NATO country has attacked Russia, and Russia is seeking vengeance, which means a war is possible.
Anyways, I'd probably go Air Force or Army and do PSYOPS or cyber ops shit. The nearest military base to me is Fairchild Air Force Base. I also live within driving distance of Joint Base Lewis-McChord and Naval Station Everett.
>>24510346
>implying you're storming Omaha Beach every day
If it was that hard there wouldn't be over 2,000,000 people in the army (counting reserves).
You're probably the bitch that did one tour, went outside the wire a few times and thinks he's fucking John Wayne/Audie Murphy because his squad "engaged and neutralized" a fucking attack goat.
>>24510388
Didnt explicitly mention armor division but
>m1a3 abrams tonk
Implied it
>>24510290
this fellow is fakeposting as a salafi but it doesnt make sense because ive never seen salafi call the muslim brotherhood "qutubists" since they generally agree with sayyid qutb. They usually say ikhwan (arabic word for brotherhood) or just call them something stupid like "zionists".
>>24510305
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTELPRO
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra
and these are just a couple examples
Fuck me, I live in Louisiana. The thought of having to do basic training at Fort Polk during the summer really makes Canada an appealing choice.
>>24510388
Sure. Until you step on a roadside bomb and get your legs blown off, leaving you to be discharged and spend the rest of your life disabled
>>24510457
what??? those are examples of the government trying to distroy/disrupt the counter-cultural movement.
>>24510485
>step on a roadside bomb
>step
>in a tank
K
what are the chances they attck the mainland?
>>24510541
Between 0% to 5%. It's a losing battle, especially when allied countries are much closer and attack. It'd be much smarter to destabilize control of NATO and allied countries in a region before trying ANY direct fighting.
>Being drafted like a bitch
>not starting revolution on the homefront using slav shit
A shit ton of ruskies are communist sympathizers anyway so the militia could probably get some supplies from motherland.
>>24510422
And you are that guy who thinks he's gonna be Audie Murphy and end up being cannon fodder
>>24507546
>they were just flying over turkey
>>24510497
Ssshhh don't bother, he's a conspiratard. Logic is kryptonite to them.
>>24510643
Never said I was going to be some kind of war hero dumbass. I said I was going to do my job (if there is a draft and that's a big if) and come home and rest on the laurels that the American people willingly provide. People stateside don't ask your MOS or what your day-to-day was, they just want to know "did u shoot some1?"
Don't fluff up your job when chances are you're some POG fobbit.Reply with your MOS and where you're stationed or else I'll just assume you're some retarded civilian who's cousin is in the Armed Forces and that's your sole source of knowledge.
>>24510497
that's my point exactly, when a movement gets too dangerous, the government infiltrates and redirects it. or introduces some destructive element to cripple it seriously. I guess I should have said social movements are reengineered by the government
>tfw reservist and you'll get called first
>>24507419
>getting killed for a bunch of turkish dune coons
get fucked uncle sam
>>24510796
then i agree with you for the most part but i would say that the movement of the 60s was ended more by achieving the goal of ending the vietnam war draft.
sir yes sir
>gonna get all the boipussy in the army
>>24507419
I've actually always wanted to enlist. I'd gladly go.
![gram-fallen-angels[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p2hJt6T.jpg "gram-fallen-angels[1].jpg")
Well...Vancouver may be just my kinda town!
>>24507419
Flat feet so can't, too skinny too
>>24512095
Lol. a lot of people have flat feet. They'll whip you into shape in basic.
>>24512152
I wonder if my asthma would be enough or left-handedness, maybe eyesight. I'd rather go on a hunger strike than fight.
Your a massive fucking faggot
>>24512302
Meant >>24512399
4u gayboi
There was a neat little article in the Economist about "Who will fight the next war?".
Apparently a huge portion of America's military aged youth is totally unfit to serve. Recruiters run into problems that their potential recruits either have tattoos on their face/hands (thats a no no), can't pass a basic academic evaluation/didn't graduate highschool, have kids to raise, or are just plain too fat to serve. The elite of society have stopped
They also mention how the elite of society, who in past times saw military service either as a kind of familial obligation, or as a stepping stone to a career in public service have turned their noses up at the prospect today. Well under 10% of army recruits have a college degree. In 1981 64% of congressmen were veterans, today that number is 18%.
They raise an interesting point about the growing disconnect between civil and military society in the US. The concern about America's ability to hold to account a military sector its leaders feel bound to applaud, but no longer competent to criticize. They also criticize the atmosphere of "militarism" of American society, whose support for its armed forces is "superficial and fraudulent", That the military is "sanctified" by politicians and the public who are increasingly unqualified to scrutinize it.
>>24507419
i'd rather buy a shotgun and off myself
This is now a rare war wojack/pepe thread.
>>24512482
all that stuff is good. cant wait for the ultimate Chad of human history The United Snakkkes of Amerikkka to collapse under its own obese weight.
The government better hope it never comes to a situation where it needs to do a draft. We'd collectively be absolutely worthless in a fight, and have zero courage or willingness to sacrifice anything to win. I don't know why fuccbois spend so much time pissing and moaning about military spending and weapons programs when our massive technological advantage is the only thing keeping us from being rolled by people that don't put their own safety and comfort above all else.
>>24508130
I'd join Otaku Dogs
Where did dovistols guy go
>>24507419
>turkey instigates hostilities by shooting down a russian aircraft
>the same Russia currently fighting ISIS, even if it's to help Syria/Assad.
>the same ISIS we created after destabilizing the region
>causing a massive upheaval to the status quo and wasting millions of lives for Turkey being a retard
>fighting and dying not even for America, a country which has fucked up so much and is run by the elite, but Turkey
Of course, mein fuhrer. I will defend our empire with my life.
Heil Trump.
>>24513103
Went out to get more double dovistols.
>mfw gunning down normies
>mfw /k/ cannot handle the double dovistols
>mfw chad cannot stop the double dovistols
It is a proven scientific fact that the only thing that can stop someone with double dovistols is someone else with double dovistols.
Mass shooter Pol Pot picured here could not be stopped by non-double dovistol wielding cops. Pol Pot's rampage was brought to an end when he turned the double dovistols on himself having broken the American kill count record. Legends say that a triple rainbow appeared that day as Chairman Mao (the god emperor of all Chinese) called Pol Pot back to Valhalla.
Here we see an advanced user of the double dovistols preforming the legendary technique, the Detroit Double Down.
>>24513183
trump supporters on twitter are turning me more and more radical every day desu
kinda weird but they make a lot of sense
In the American war of womens sufferage, double dovistols wielded by Harriet Tubman (pictured here) help win the war and put an end to womens sufferaging.
>be Polish but was born here so I'm a citizen
You think I could defect and blend in with the Ruskies?
>>24507419
>fed up the pipe
I have no idea what this means.
>you can carry 50 pounds of equipment
Maybe over a distance of 20 feet but any more than that is pushing it.
But whatever, as long as this means my student loans are paid off.
>>24508234
>I am really fucking crazy
>I also refuse to go anywhere without a weapon
Knowing that this is a thing that happens in this country is probably the worst thing about living here. It really upsets me.
There's nothing actually illegal about this post but I desperately want its poster to be at least monitored by law enforcement agencies or dealt with by mental health professionals.
Infamous double dovistol gunman James Holmes is pictured here moments before the mass shooting took place at the premier of "Batman Begins" in a Nebraska movie theater.
James Holmes failed to beat the highscore or match the jokers hair color and was not called back to Valhalla.
>>24507419
Didn't help, im still a robot
>>24509002
In that case anybody with any military experience gets a boost upon draft.
Prior service E3 or E4 with 2 years of service in a combat zone.
Gets drafted back in, automatic E6 - get's his own squad leadership. But has draftees.
It would be even crazier for technical MOS's with few people to begin with anyway:
Left as as E4/E5 with one or ttwo enlistments
Draft happens
Do not pass go, report directly to OCS or WOCS
Direct Commission.
I mean shit in a hot as shit nuclear war with a hot conventional world war to go along with it, you'd see prior national guard Infantry E5's drafted back in as E7's and making Sergeant major in no time. Provided you know, they survive
Also in the field/combat environment:
Leadership starts dying
Next lowest in the chain of command replaces him - E4's suddenly squad leaders, E5 PSG, last surviving E6 as acting PL )because LT fuckface took 12.7mm MG fire to the chest cavity)
In this situation, without skilled reinforcements to take over leadership again, and where it would be detrimental to unit integrity the battlefield promotion and battlefield commission.
There are stories from WW2 of PFC's and Corporals and Sgt's assuming platoon leadership of an infantry company after suffering horrendous losses and only being able to be reinforced with green recruits, that keeping the position and getting Battlefield Commissions.
Basically whoever can lead can fall into the position, if they are good at assuming the responsibility, they eventually assume the rank
>>24507439
This, lock me up.
>>24510115
Service guarantees citizenship.
>>24513776
>jarhead
>>24510422
Pants shitting isn't exactly uncommon in combat. Pissing oneself is extremely common during the adrenaline dump.
During the Contact with threat (fight/flight) response, your body wants to dump excess waste (weight) and increase physical response and performance...to survive.
If you just ate a huge breakfast it's coming out one way or the other.
Vomiting is very common, surprise nasal goo is common (your body will do anything it can to clear those airways)
>>24510485
We Deus Ex now, mechanical augmentation is just about here.
Even then spring legs and prosthetics have advanced so fucking much since 2001 it's silly
>>24513660
The world is a dangerous place friend. Cancer, car accidents, and falling coconuts kill more people in the US each year than any crazy person.
If you want to live a long and healthy life all you literally have to do is treat people with respect or at the very least not fuck with them. That's it.
Speaking of mental health. You know it's actually really hard to get help because of A. Stigma, 2. The costs involved, C. Deinstitutionalization, and 4. The breakdown in community leading to everyone retreating into their own little bubbles.
>>24507419
>have severe celiacs
>thus can't eat rations
>thus ineligible for military service
>come from a long line of military officers
>wanted to be in the marine corp until I got diagnosed
>>24513660
>>24513965
As a matter of fact you can read more about it here.
http://useconomy.about.com/od/healthcarereform/fl/Deinstitutionalization.htm
You see a nightmare coalition of liberals and conservatives felt that federally funded insane asylums and treatment were inhumane and too costly. So together they worked out a deal to close all of them down and let the cards fall where they may.
>>24513995
The military has Vegetarian, Halal and kosher menu items already.
Gluten free will happen, hell they may even have a diabetic MRE menu that comes with insulin syrettes
A Gluten free menu and MRE's are inbound.
>Gluten free hardtack
>>24513995
Is it just me or does that sort of thing seem to be getting more common? I know like three other people that have it and some others who have crohn's.
>>24507419
Fuck off lardass, I'm not going to go suffer at the battlefront so AmeriKans can enlarge hegemonic grasp and their sphere of interest in the middle east again.
Fuck your moot propaganda to invoke article 5 again, fat piece of shit, you go be tortured and beheaded by dune coons.
I'm not willing to support a fascist government that's only purpose is to benefit the top 1% and enslave the rest, let alone die for it.
>>24514065
Your genes, they are weak, like a kek rabbi's. Please an hero immediately.
Are you also allergic to air and water?
>>24512302
>left-handedness
Lefty here, wouldn't stop you from serving
>>24513776
This.
If only this was true.
All that happened was Turkey attacking Russia though
>dying for our jew overloards
>not leaving for south america (Ecuador, Paraguay)
>live in obscurity while the rest of the world blows themselves up
I'm not fighting the Russians, I'd rather kill the mudslimes. Turkey shouldn't even be a part of NATO.
>>24507419
Giving a fuck about turgay
>>24507567
Shut up and fight
>nigger
