>just found out that apparently women also have hairy buttholes like men do
Can 3D do anything right?
>>24507197
did you also know they have hairy nipples?
>>24507233
No, what the fuck, jesus
>>24507197
think that is great?
4/5 births come with an accidental dookie.
>>24507197
I think it's cute. I like to be reminded that I'm fucking a real, human, adult woman.
>>24507197
shaving has been the norm for the last couple decades bro
>shaved pussy
>hairy butthole
Why
>>24507301
one time i shaved in my ass crack and the next couple days the itching was so intense that i was in tears, never again... i also have light fine hairs, hate to imagine what it would be like for a brown/black/asian girl
>>24507253
>adult
>a positive
>>24507301
i imagine the butthole is a little harder to get to
Man I fucking love that shit. Hairy buttholes and armpits. Yes please!
>>24507251
Girls dont poop
>>24507243
>>24507233
My ex gf had those pube-sized ones, they grow on the areola territory. Goddamn I hated licking them. I had to trim them everytime we had sex, she was too lazy to do it.
tfw I've became an the areola lawnmower man
>>24507197
>date basement-dwelling Disney Princess nerd girl
>have sex after like a year, mostly missionary & her on top
>she wants to do it doggy style, in broad dalight
>surewhynot.exe
>make out & get naked and she gets on all fours on top of her bed
>stare down the depths of her hairy fucking half-shaven asshole that looks like pic related
>get soft
>can't get it in, marshmallow in keyhole
>"anon what's wrong?"
>uhhhuhhhNOTHING"
>wiggle my dick around and get hard again
>stick it in her
>can't look at her ass
>focus on her shoulders instead which are as far as from her ass as possible
>get shoulder fetish
>>24507233
oh yeah that too
>>24507497
.....I never reached that point, but yeah my ex would shave them like... once a week if that.
>>24507660
>pic related
sorry here it is
>>24507672
there go my sides
>>24507660
>>24507672
good kek
>>24507660
>>get shoulder fetish
>>24507197
>>24507233
oh and since we're on the topic, did you know that vaginas can technically sort of fart?
>>24507660
>>24507672
>same girl
>she now wants to have sex more than I want to, and it's always doggy style with her
>give up and have sex, stare at her shoulders and at the ceiling like always and the Disney princess dolls on the shelves and everything but her venus flytrap of an asshole
>zone out, just go with the motions
>eventually her face is buried in a pillow and she moans/cums hard
>barely register that in my mind
>still banging away
>her muffled moans sounds like Hindi music coming down from several doors down in an apartment building
>eventually she pushes me away/crawls away from dick
>my raging, yet numb, boner springs up
>turn my head around, almost look into her asshole that's pointing up at the ceiling
>"nnnonnnn...a..... anonnn"
>"oh hey uh yeah was that good for you babe th-"
>BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPLP
>...
>...
>...
>tears stream down my face
>I can't breathe
>my entire body is shaking
>I thought that queefs were a meme
>I'm doing that thing where you're laughing so hard that you can't actually make any noise because air is leaving your body faster than it is coming in
>she gets totally mad and lectures me about how queefs are a beautiful things and I shouldn't shame her body
>still hard
>don't even feel like rubbing one out either
>go home with my dick tucked under my waistline
>giggle to myself for the whole bus ride
>>24508116
>bus ride
fucking loser
>>24508153
>driving a car
normie wagekek :^)
>>24508296
I'm a NEET virgin and I drive a car.
What's it like being a retard?
>>24508423
>driving a normiemobile around for no reason and wasting your NEET money
even worse desu
>>24507660
>ex and i having sex
>decide to do doggy
>she gets on all fours
>spreads her legs
>hear that sort of wet sound your mouth makes when you smile
>start to smell poop
>mfw
i'll stick to jerking off
>>24508834
>hear that sort of sound your mouth makes when you smile
What?
>>24508834
>>hear that sort of wet sound your mouth makes when you smile
>>start to smell poop
>>24508972
that sort of wet lip smacking sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEHdDjVrGEM
