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ITT:weirdest stories from high school
>>24506372
They let me graduate.
>>24506372
>10th grade
>met this guy with a moustache
>think his name was Ricardo
>full autist
>fucking obssessed with Naruto, wore a cosplay under his clothes every day
>niggaidontknow.jpg
>start hanging out with because why the hell not
>he brought Naruto mangas to lunch and told me about this fucking ridiculous headcanons he made about the series
>one time he told me that Sai is a motherfucking Mexican shapeshifter
>many keks were had
>one day he gets kicked out for using a school computer to look at some obscure porn site
>never saw him again
>girl farts on me while i'm doing calc homework in class because i forgot to do it (got shitfaced drunk, alone of course)
>i shove her away
>just as i return attention back to my homework, she calls me an asshole really loudly and storms off
What the fuck was I supposed to do? Say thanks?
>>24506629
ignore her and not be an autist
>>24506521
I had this one kid in middle school who actually ran down the hallways like how they do in Naruto that retarded ninja run, it was so cringy
>>24506771
there was one at my high school too. except it was a girl, and she wore a rainbow bandana around her neck, and she rode a skateboard around campus
>used to sit with this kid in 12th grade at lunch
>Mordecai or some shit
>one day out of nowhere he says to keep an open mind
>oshit.jpg
>he just starts detailing this fucking crazy religion he started
>says that the world was created by a Mexican athlete named "Mister Sniggle Snoggle"
>apparently he created the world by fucking a star and ejaculating into space, and his cum hardened into Earth
>he then made the landscape out of the remains of a salmon he ate
>Mordecai claimed that he was the reincarnation of Mister Sniggle Snoggle, and that his name was Saswante-tey-une
>after that he didn't come to school often
>one day he came in shirtless with a turban made of socks on his head
>gets sent to tard school
>10th grade
>one of my current favorite edgy phrases is "I'll shit on your face" in retort to things
>in the hallway, not many people
>talking to a friend
>say the phrase
>there's some random girl i don't know close by and over hears our convo
>friend leaves for class
>as i head the other way for class she stops me
>asks, "would you really do that to me?"
>have no idea what she is talking about, she subtly hint at shitting on her face
>I just act confused and take it as a joke and carry on as normal
>later realize that she was probably serious
>tfw you will never shit on a girl's face even though you're not even into scat but it'd be a funny experience
>9th grade
>was a ponyfag
>talked about it in class with friend
>other kid in our group doesnt like us talking about it
>calls us faggots
>uwotm8.png
>tell the teacher whats happening
>teacher tells him to stop
>kid stops for a week then continues
>teacher wont do shit about it anymore
>near end of the semester
>kid starts talking
>"I wish I could kill faggots like you."
>autism kicks in
>"You want me to hit you?"
>whydidisaythat.gif
>"Yeah, hit me."
>punches kid in the face, knocking him off of his stool and on to the ground
>feels like im going super saiyan for the first time
>i must control my rage
>he looks up at me with a bloody nose
>i sit back down
>mfw i get off with suspension for the rest of the day
>mfw he never calls me a faggot again
>mfw becoming a super saiyan stops bullying
>>24507133
I had similar experience though I never went through with it.
>12th grade
>Also ponyfag
>Also regular kind of fag
>Only one kid gives me shit to my face for this
>Big dumb guy, probably on roids, definitely on some pills and other stuff
>Sitting in the library on the computer with my best friend
>Wearing scarf, dressed rather fabulously, as usual
>That kid sits behind us and taunts me
>Stand up
>"You want me to hit you?"
>"Ohh kinky"
>This only pisses me off more, but my friend talks me down
>In my head I tell myself that if he says one more word to me I'll unplug the keyboard and break it over his face.
>He stops talking
It wasn't the only time I've given someone one more chance before I go full ape on them and they must sense it cause they always stop. I really wish I had just beat the shit out him that day though, he was one strike away from going to jail and I could have been the guy to send him there with a busted face.
10th grade
>hottest girl in school
>HOTTEST girl in school, literally every guy is after her ass
>stops me outside one day and orders me to tie her shoe
>"o-okay"
>bend over, tying her shoe, mess up a few times having to start over bumbling "sorry" and spewing autism
>"hurry up!"
>tie double knotted like my mom taught me (only know how this way)
>she laughs and makes some comment about how it sure won't come loose now thatv its a double knot
>everyone around chuckles
Fuck just leave me alone
>>24508476
>>24508334
>>24507133
>there are people this autistic
>>24509181
>Thinking you're not
>>24509329
I'm anti-social, not socially autistic
>>24509393
If you're truly anti-social, then you would've never been able to develop social skills, which would make them about the same as someone who is socially retarded/autistic
>>24506372
>6th form at grammar school
>free/study periods every friday afternoon with some of my friends
>there's an old bookcase in the corner of study floor
>full of old books nobody uses
>study floor generally unsupervised
>starts with me and my friends battling by throwing books at each other occasionally when we were bored
>start putting food items into this one big old business studies book, like bits of banana, slamming the book shut, smooshing the food items
>gradually take it up a level as weeks pass
>slices of ham, cheese, sometimes pour a bit of milkshake
>we start bringing specialty items just for the book, not just from our lunch
>i decide to step it up
>take the now smelly festering tome to the toilet
>spill my seed on top a page with a slice of ham
>return book to shelf
>we start the throwing shit around craze again
>some substitute teacher comes in
>picks up the defiled tome
"guys did you do this?"
"no sir we found it like that."
>he opens it and starts ripping pages and putting them in the bin
>opens the page with the fertilised pork slice
>peels it off and puts it in the bin
>he gives up and just dumps the whole book, then goes and washes his hands
Some dweeb of a sub touched my cum
>>24508476
>10th grade
>Girls asks me to tie her shoe
>Decide to let loose my inner demons
>Tie some fuck-all knot that is impossible to undo
>Yank it tight as fuck around her foot
>She had to cut the laces and walk around with one shoe all day
