First Kiss
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"Hey mom, who was anon's first kiss?"
"I'm not sure, I don't ask him though. I'm not sure he has"
Overhearing my little sister and mom talking about me, how to keep composure?
>>24504573
>"Anon why don't you have a girlfriend, you're so handsome!"
>"My son's a fag, he likes fucking drag queens"
>"D-dad it doesn't make me gay, studies sh-"
>"Shut up, ya like dick son. Accept it"
>tfw this actually happened
>>24504573
"When I was 13 years old, during a game of 'spin the bottle'"
>>24504573
>go downstairs
>make out with little sister
>"THAT, was my first kiss"
>>24504573
embrace it
let it fuel your hate for the world
>kill everyone
>>24504573
>Overheard my mom and grandmother talking once when I was eleven
>grandma: "your son's going to grow up to be a drug addict and you know it"
>10 years later, I'm a fucking drug addict
tl;dr OP you have no idea how real this shit can get
>>24504633
>tfw also lost first kiss to spin the bottle
>tfw first kiss wasn't even a girl
>tfw fat 12 year old boy (I was 14)
>>24504667
>all these anons start posting K-On memes right when I start watching it.
Whats happening m8ts
>>24504573
Well, she's not wrong, don't keep the grudge.
>>24504707
Exactly the same here
>>24504621
Faggot, learn the difference.
>>24504621
He's right dood
Just accept it you'll be happier
>>24504719
We know. Just a pointer: don't pick a waifu until you see best girl.
>>24504723
Not op
It's not about her being wrong, it's about facing the fact that you are kissless. Op gave no indication that he would hold a grudge. He is at risk of losing composure out of sadness, not anger.
>>24505018
Real OP here, agreeing with this. Not holding hatred, just sadness. Although not kissless, but it was a few months ago so still sad.
>>24504573
My first kiss was stolen from me by a closet faggot when I was in a play in high school.
>>24504621
Based dad lmao
My first kiss was like 2 years ago and it ended with the girl telling me I'm a shit kisser.she taught me the proper technique tho
>>24504621
You should have pulled down his pants and sucked him off right there just so you could show how unerect you were at the time.
I did that to my dad and now he never questions my sexuality.
>be in playground first grade
>some really really fat nigger in our class
>the size of probably two or three kids even though he is also in first grade
>he grabs my balls for some reason
>chad friend of mine punches him in his fat nigger face, looked like some DBZ fight of gotenks vs majinbuu
>nigger kid aughs and sits down on the steps, has two spic boys under each arm that are both smiling
>looks extremely gay
>felt extreme shame so I tried to get a gf
>crazy girl that played with piles of leaves all alone every day and no one talked to
>wasnt in my class but I made friends with her since i knew i could kill her in a fight if it ever happened
>she used to put the school lunch food in her lunchbox and leave it in the "woods" that was just two trees by the parking lot
>dont know why
>would help her offer lunch food in the woods and cover her with leaves every single playground break
>kissed her and she became my gf
fast forward a few days or weeks, i dont remember
>playing a game with a garbage can with other kids
>"if anyone likes X girl, touch the can!"
>normies all touch it
>"if ayone likes (anons gf) touch the can!"
>only i grab it and peole laugh at me
>tell parents teachers were hitting me and I didnt want to go to school anymore
>Get transfered out of the school
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>>24504633
>>24504707
>>24504730
>invited to play spin the bottle
>kissed someone
leave
>>24504667
Was going to go for mum but this will do fine
my granny called me a virgin a few months ago
>>24504621
Trap lovers BTFO!
and blox the robot
>13
>be at best friend's house
>best friend's mom is friends with crush's mom
>crush comes over
>play games downstairs
>wrestling
>she wants to wrestle me
>can'tmakethisshitup.jpg
>start gentle
>try to hide boner
>she doesn't notice when my hands move down, she's trying to grapple
>ended up, with my friend watching, feeling up some qt spanish/azn booty
She was hotter than you'd think, even by adult standards
Turned out she had a huge crush on me and we ended up dating for 2 years until she became a self-absorbed cunt and I got sad
>>24504621
>"D-dad it doesn't make me gay, studies sh-"
>>24504621
Sorry man, you really are gay.
>>24505614
>10 years old
>talking with friend on the school bus
>tell him i like C
>he laughs at me and tells me shes weird
>he tells everyone
>everyone laughs
>year later in class C asks a friend to ask me if i like her
>friends are with me, have to say no
>never talk to eachother again
>C changes school
>never ever again
>tfw i still like her 10 years later
