*BURRRP* *farts* Having a nice day at work wagie?
I'm spending a nice day in the park while eating my nutritious Subway to go meal that was hand crafted FOR ME by a qualified sandwich artist.
Being a NEET and not having a schedule sure is great wagekekies. As for you, another day, another dollar.
>nutritious
I work 6 days a week and my pc broke
been NEET for 3 years, i'm bored, and never have enough money. I'm applying for a stocking job at a retail store near my house part-time ($10.50 an hour)
>>24502761
>subway
why not just kill yourself?
>>24502761
>nutritious
>hand crafted
>being able to afford Subway
>being outside
>hand crafted
>not butt crafter
>>24502977
*butt crafted
my b
These threads are actually Subway ads.
>>24502977
oh fuck me why did I open the thumbnail knowing perfectly well what it was
>>24503036
they need a new angle after the whole Jared thing
makes sense
kind of a bad target audience though because subway is relatively expensive for those who have little disposable NEET income and because robots hate ordering there
>>24503068
because you secretly like it
it's okay
there's nothing to be ashamed of
you are who you are and that's just fine
all subway eaters secretly dream of that pic whenever they step up to order
>>24502761
I'm beginning to suspect this wagekek meme is just a subtle ploy by subway to convince us to buy subway subs. How could someone afford to sit around and make these all day if they weren't being paid to do it? Wouldn't a real NEET just be paying vidya right now?
>>24503077
>subway
>I have to converse with the sub maker the entire time from "what bread?" to "chips or drink?"
>have to look them in the eye occasionally or else I look autistic (more than I already am)
>"any veggies?"
>*mumble mumble*
>"what?"
>n-no, just some extra mayonnaise
>"okay..."
fuck I hate subway
>>24503166
Well ok, but just remember anon that we love you
>>24503166
You don't have to be shy about your preferences. Whether you like mayo or big wet meatballs makes no difference to us. We're sandwich positive here!
>>24503166
We won't judge you by the size of your sub. Real men order six inches too.
>>24503203
why can't you guys have online ordering so I can just walk in and grab a sub I preordered and prepayed for on the Internet so the only social interaction I have to do is
>t-thanks. y-you too
plus I hate jimmie johns cause all their delivery persons are normie scum that try to talk to me about bullshit while my credit card gets authorized
>>24503166
So stay fresh baby, and remember to speak up next time. ;)
>>24503299
Because we love you anon. Your smile and shy personality, the way you blush behind the counter, it all comes together so perfectly. Why not smile back at us, take charge of the situation, and realize that we're here to serve you!
Like a good little prostitute we'll do whatever you please if it's within our power. Veggie patty on whole wheat? Kinky. Pan Pizza with olives? A little strange but I can accommodate. Whatever twisted orders you want to place, subway can take it all, we like our sandwiches nice and rough! <3
>>24502761
Thisis a nice day ...for us NEETs.
>>24503496
Very true statement Mr. Smug
god I love these threads
>>24502869
I like your initiative, friend! I'm sure that you'll appreciate the feeling of contributing to a larger group, as well as the satisfaction of enjoying something you bought with your own money.
>>24504819
I love this image tbqh
Wagekucks think subway sucks because they only have time to briefly ask for salt pepper and lettuce (and not in any specific quantity)
Oh how i pity them
Eat fresh
>>24504819
>>24506040
Can someone post the one with the Charles Bukowski quote?
>neet for about 5 or 6 months
>on the verge of offing myself
how do you guys do it? i mean sure i've been depressive all my life so it might have something to do with it but, being neet makes me feel just so.. worthless and empty. family doesn't even hound me constantly about getting a job or anything, but my conscience fucking kills me
how do you cope
Busway is disgustu. What kind of masochist consumes hoagies made by Indian people with premeasured ingredients and fiberglass bread?
Wagekeks literally on suicide. Actually literally this time. Suicide watch is a pretty sweet gig. The pay is shit but it's mostly just shitposting and writing down if the patient killed themselves yet.
I plan on picking up a loaf of rye and some corned beef and have reubens after I'm off. It's always so hard to pair a beer with reubens though. I like timberbeast rye ipa, rogue dead guy ale, or dogfish head 60 minutes ipa. I donlike the hoppy beers but it's the only thing that can stand up to the sandwich. I also got some pickles I added some dried chilis too. So good and spicy. I'm only a part time wagekek though. Just enough to keep the beer a bourbourbon cabinets full. I've been looking at homebrew lately, and sous vide tendies made in electric deep fryer and tossed in Buffalo sauce. I might have to ask for extra hours. Big investment but then it's a gallon of beer for $5, and perfect boneless wings at ingredients cost. I love zaxbys, wild wings, and wingstop, but they're hell on my wallet. I want to homestill but that can wait to spring. Vodka for pennies a bottle, whiskey for a little more, and brandy for just a little more than bourbon. Then I could probably just work 48 hrs a month and maintain my lifestyle. Mommy let's me live in a camper in the backyard. It's my basement on wheels. It's got everything I could want, even a hookah with all good shisha like cardamom, rose, or jasmine instead of the gross fruity shit. Tip-top comfy.
>>24508559
>tfw Trump repeals all neetbux programs
>>24507981
You should try being neet. Neet is a verb, it's something you do. It sounds to me like you just wallow in pity and self loathing. One step removed from being a wagie. Here's a few suggestions. Read something, make something, or do something. Those three alone could keep me occupied and happy for years. Use your brain or lose it. Humans need constant stimulation. I actually have more projects than I can reasonably ever do. I'm literally never bored. It's because I neet.
How 2 get American neetbuxx
>>24508635
i do though
i'm an artist;i draw commissions semi-regularly. i also enjoy reading and read a handfull of books a month. i work out 3 times a week.
it's not keeping myself occupied that bothers me, i can do it just fine. it's just the ever-impending sense of doom that comes with not being self-suficient in the very least.
>>24503155
I was thinking just that. No way someone remotolly capable of walking on the streets would eat a Subwat EVERYDAY
>>24508586
I actually started this before I even realized he would be running. Neetbux are the least of our problems though. I'm more passed about my taxes supporting black people and single mothers. Just move into a camper on your mom's land. If you pick your job right it's really not that bad. I even eat cheetos while I'm watching people not kill themselves.
>>24502761
Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>24499302
>>24502761
>FOR ME by a qualified sandwich artist.
fucking lost it
>>24503068
I do it every time tbqh
>>24502977
How how I never seen this image before lol
>>24509277
Another cool picture is piccolo dick. I would post the gif but I'm on my mobile and don't have it. You need to see the swf to get the full experience though.
what's with all the subway threads lately? is it because /r9k/ wants to be more like Jared?
>>24510494
Thisis because at Subway,sandwich artists handcraft all of their sandwiches to satisfy NEETs desires.
>>24504727
This looks like the Subway at my university. I'm REEEEEing right now trying to figure out for sure if this is the case.
I actually really dislike subway bit I think I might have it for lunch tonight. Maybe a pizza sub with cheese, or roast beef. Spicy Italian sandwich is good too. They use cheap meat so it doesn't really matter I guess. It's more about the sauces really. I like the spinach though, their lettuce is the weird fast food kind that tastes like water. Jalapenyos are oddly not spicy though, they taste like it. but they somehow remove all heat. I'm getting hungry though. I'm about to ask who's on food run tonight. I really want zaxbys. That shit is hundred fire eggplant emoji. 10 piece tenders in nuclear sauce with birthday cake shake. Shake sucks really but until they start making malts it's the best frozen treat they serve.
more subway ad pictures
>>24502761
>hand crafted FOR ME by a qualified sandwich artist.
This part gets me every single time.
>NEETkeks say they're superior to wagekeks
>all they do is shitpost on a Myanmarian cave painting wall all day
wew lads
>>24511549
>Myanmarian cave painting wall
When did this get so popular? Less than a month ago it was very rarely used.
>>24511549
What's funny is shitposting is still more productive than whatever it is wagekeks do. They have no agency of their own. They are mere husks of a person, an extension of their masters will. They debase themselves, dancing like little monkeys while begging for table scraps and thanking master for the opportunity to do so.
Someone needs to ban these viral marketing assholes.
"Hey kids, Subway isn't just a faceless corporation, it's an integrated part of your internet media lifestyle! Subway keeps up with the latest trendy internet memes, and is committed to staying FRESH and relevant!"
>>24511928
Does it hurt your feelings? You should drink and Dr Pepper and relax. It has 23 delicious flavors.
>>24511928
Subway is an excellent corporation anon. Aside from making hand crafted sandwiches personalized just FOR YOU, many of the locations are doing a food drive currently where they will give you a free sub in exchange for donations for local can drives.
Always eat fresh.
what's with this subway shit, I thought tendies were the official robot food?
>>24512303
You can get what are basically tendie subs
>>24503155
Maybe there are lots of people crowdsourcing the memes
Hourly reminder that subway is normie-shit subs and anyone shilling them is either a paid subway kek, someone with pleb taste, or all of the above.
You'd figure with the amount of time NEETs have they'd develop a palette.
>>24502761
hey there neetkekie
today at lunch break, as usual I fucked your mom's asshole, it seems to be getting loose. i'm looking for new asshole to fuck on, and I think yours is the one i'll go for tomorrow. your mom said it's ok. right after you break into your nutritious doritos and mountain dew, you'll be spreading your legs as I slide my dick in between your buttcheeks.
have a good one my man
>>24512406
Someone should Pepe-fy that pic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QTQXvebqXD
gas the wagekekies race war now
>>24512678
>wagies so mad they have to make up bitter stories
L O L
O
L
>>24502761
why am i getting horny from weeabo sub porn? im done with 4chan i want to be normie.
