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>tfw every malebot you've skyped with gets bored with you and completely ignores you
>tfw it's now obvious they just try to get close enough to ask for nudes under the guise of friendship
>tfw malebots actually have the gall to say they just want to make internet friends with fembots
>>24502700
C'mon now. I mean really. Horny guys asking for a friendship with a girl? What did you expect to happen?
>implying anyone actually wants gross mentally ill dickgirl
>>24502700
you have zero personality
>tfw traps think they belong in fembot feels threads
what if they get bored because you are a boring person to talk to?
Autists at least have hobbies and could talk about it, but talking to a boring person with a feminine voice is still gonna be a shitty way to spend a day
>>24502700
>tfw not pretty enough for anyone to ask me for nudes
this is true suffering ;_;
>>24502740
hey
im a girl too
>>24502700
Do you have anything in common with any of malebots? Guessing no, if you want an actual friendship there needs to be shared interests.
>>24502719
>>24502731
>>24502740
>>24502755
All of these desu senpai
>>24502765
Were you...born as a grrl though?
>>24502700
>hey do you skype?
>send me a pic
>I want to hear your voice
>wanna see my dick?
>*sends dick pic regardless*
>>24502765
That greentext has gotta be bait. You know that i've jerked it to holes in trees that look like vaginas? Do you know how desperate we are?
>tfw post my face in faces of r9k and nobody believes
>>24502790
This. This sooo fucking much
>tfw meet a Chad
>He's autistically obsessed with Bob's Burgers
>>24502790
>would imply you wanted to skype with them
>would imply that you're still a fucking slut that craved for attention, its just you wanted it from beta orbiters
>>24502790
Kek. I'd stop at voices, i have a sort of fetish for nice ones. I guess i've fetishized everything at this point
>>24502700
Protip: they ignore you because they find your conversations boring (most girls have nothing interesting to say)
I'll be upfront give me pictures of your sad disgusting nude female body
>>24502844
I'm talking to a girl i met here now. She doesnt say anything but lets me talk to her all the time. I dont mind, as i like talking, but why cant girls talk just a little more? Do you femanons just wanna hear other people talk to you without conversing back?
>>24502788
no
I wasn't born
I merely exist
as a god
with a girly dick
>>24502797
u underestimate my uggo status
>>24502790
tfwidktf
>>24502700
Maybe if you weren't su fucking dull they wouldn't get bored with you.
>>24502898
You underestimate my insatiable sex drive. I can assure you i've beat off to far, far worse
>>24502898
you underestimate how low standards go when all blood goes to dick
To be totally honest I've had close online friendships with girls before, and they've been the ones to take it further. But truth be told, must guys will probably end up sexually attracted to you, friend of not.
>>24502844
If most girls have nothing interesting to say, why do malebots keep asking for skype usernames from fembots? They always say they just want to be friends and chat.
>>24502898
>girly dick
>>24502921
This nigga knows.
>TFW you fap to freaky shit and cum
>What have I become?
>>24502943
yeah they exist
just like manly vaginas
>>24502941
Kek, what's funny is all me and my friend who was a girl would talk about is sex, we were both obsessed with sexual psychology and our fetishes. I guess that could be what made her interesting.
I genuinely wouldn't mind being internet friends with grils but most of you are boring and just terrible.
>add girls to skype
>just want friends
>be friendly with them
It always ends one of three ways.
A.
>they're boring and eventually conversation dies
B.
>are fucking prudes and get mad when you talk to them like you talk to a guy (no filter, etc.)
C.
>they find you attractive and start to flirt
>or are just attention whores
>get mad when you don't flirt with them
>stop talking to you or act passive aggressively
D. (very rare fourth possibility)
>are cool people
>become your bro
>talk daily or weekly when you can
>maybe add them to FB
>one or both of you eventually drift away from your computer/skype
>still hit eachother up occasionally because bros
>one in a hundred or more
Ranked in order of likelihood/statistical probability.
C > A > B >>> D
>>24502700
These threads aren't welcome here, why don't they ever get deleted?
>Don't want chad
>Robots are too ugly
>Real boys will never be as qt as anime boys
why the flip would you want to befriend any of the fellas on here - surely lurking this board for even a day would inform you of their intentions and how low a view they have of wymyn?
i mean really - you really thought these guys were nice?
>tfw not pretty enough for "chad"
>but too pretty for average guys
Being in between truly sucks
Cute boys never notice me
>>24503128
You can still bully ugly robots though, right?
>tfw I just legit want a female robot friend or weeb to talk to
>tfw they either stop talking out of nowhere because either one of us is too boring or they get super clingy and message me 10000 times a day or even confess
there will never be a middle ground
I will never just have a fembot friend
>>24503190
>rejecting weeb gf
baka senpai desu
>>24503190
I want that last one. I've never had a girl confess anything to me, ever. It must be pretty great
>>24503128
>too pretty for average guys
so think you're too good for the people while others do the same to you
you get what you deserve
>>24503128
>Implying you're even a girl.
everyone i've talked to from here has zero personality anyway
>>24503215
>>24503214
Its a nice feeling but after a while it gets really annoying, especially when they constantly try to talk to you, every now and then I need space
>>24503265
Well, i'm not a weeb or anything so i doubt they'd fall for me anyways. I'm as clingy as they are, sounds like a good deal for me
>>24502700
>Not realising r9k is literally 90% normies
>The other 10% wouldn't add a girl on skype
>implying any fembot here is capable of feeling anything other than the vibrator lodged between her slices of roast beefjust kidding, most fembots here are too desensitized and too loose to even feel vibrators anymore
>Have a bf, he seems pretty normie aside from really liking planes
>He is a pilot so it makes sense
>Really into tf but kept it on the down low
>One day he's watching an old episode of pokemon
>Spill spaghetti and tell him if he turned into an arcanine and fucked me, it'd be really hot
>He just stares at me
>We break up a week later
>Tfw still no shy, gay, tall weeb gf
>>24503290
nah girls don't really go for clingy guys in my experience
its the same on both ends, being clingy iasalright but there is such a thing as being too clingy
Sometimes I dont get you, /r9k/.
>>24503231
>>24503239
Clearly neither of you know Yuuki because she's legit gorgeous
>>24503311
Arcanine a shit. Houndoom is far superior
>tfw want to be friends with a 18ish fembot on steam without any perverted /soc/ tier stuff
>>24503341
>she
lmao desu
>>24503341
I don't really give a shit what they look like, they're retarded.
>>24502765
No you are not a girl, you disgusting fuck.
>>24503329
Well fuck. I cling to everything. Just kill me now
>>24503341
And yet, my life goes on...
>>24503354
Nigga please
Arcanine is fluffy asf
>>24503341
>Whiteknight kucks
Kek
>Majority of these "fembots" were born with penises
Why do these people plague society?
I cant talk to any girl these days knowing she's an actual girl born with a vagina, I have to worry about her possibly having a dick.
>>24503400
Pfft. You mean you'd have that mutt over the sleek handsomeness that is Houndoom? What are you doing with your life?
>>24503444
You'd still be a virgin anyway, low status male.
>>24503453
>handsomeness
You mean edginess?
>>24503311
>tfw no depraved furfag gf
>>24503495
But I'm not
Already had my share of ptp in highschool, when I didn't have to worry about women actually being dudes
I want to talk to someone. I promise that I will not have feelings beyond maybe friendship because I have never had romantic interest in anyone. I'm male. These threads seem to have the highest density of people who want to meet for internet friendship.
Anyone interested? I just wanna talk to you people.
>>24502700
These threads always give me more confidence as a guy.
>>24503531
>I'm t-t-totally alpha man, I just have to resort to talking to girls from /r9k/ o-out of pity heh
>>24503499
Whatever floats your boat, arcaninefag. Houndoom's edge is what makes him unique, i love it
>>24503358
>>24503364
>>24503390
>>24503415
I-I'm gonna pick on a girl so I look tough on the internet y-yeah!
You guys are losers seriously
>>24503591
>Im not allowed to talk to people who may have the same shitty interests as me
lol
>>24502700
>tfw every malebot you've skyped with gets bored with you and completely ignores you
So you want attention...
>tfw it's now obvious they just try to get close enough to ask for nudes under the guise of friendship
Attention in exchange for nothing.
>tfw malebots actually have the gall to say they just want to make internet friends with fembots
Then don't talk to them, and make friends with other fembots. This problem solves itself unless you're a hypocrite who wants male attention for being a woman without having actually having to provide naked pics.
>>24503544
Don't fall for this. He is going to try to get nudes from you. It may be weeks from now. It may be months from now. But he wants something sexual from you.
>>24503634
put your trip back on Yuki
>>24503634
I-I'm gonna talk like this because I am a dirty weeb faggot. I'm gonna reply to 4 comments because it increases the chance one will reply to me. I-I need someone t-to disagree with me as I predict because it helps me validate my own opinions.
>>24503655
This honestly
All robots are sexually depraved virglords who will do whatever it takes for them to get anything sexual
t. robot
> Chad bores me
> broke up with bf because he bored me to death
> qt guy ive been talking to every day for a few months now is starting to bore me
why.jpg
>>24503600
I bet you like Shadow the edgehog too
>>24503655
Yes. That's all I want. It's not like there's a million fucking pictures of better-looking naked grills on the net.
Holy fucking shit, no wonder people say that fembots are vapid cunts. You try to demonize and sexualize everything.
Fine, go fuck yourself. Any males want to talk?
>>24503655
Checked. Also this is the fucking reason why fem bots cant trust male bots. I hate the reputation that the rest of you made for us.
Also fem bots please post Skype, I have no interest in fucking since you are probably halfway around the world and I can probably form a platonic relationship.
>tfw wondering if my r9kfu who I never got contact info from posts in these threads
>tfw only come to r9k to find her
>tfw only want to be with her
>>24503525
Oh I am not depraved.I just wanted to keep him as my pokemon forever.
>>24503728
>agrees with the post
>does the exact same thing
"except I'm different! It's just everyone else who's a degenerate depraved asshole!"
>>24503750
I think you meant to sayfurever
>>24503703
probably because you're not interesting yourself and the guys don't know what to do with you desu
(just a possibility)
>>24503715
Of course! He's my role model, i wanna be like him when i grow up! ;^)
>>24502700
>cunt interacts with chads
>they treat her like shit
>she has the gall to think all guys are chads
Yeah you can just go toast yourself roasty.
stop generalizing. i've never pretended to want female friends. that's for gay men.
>>24503776
Im always the one holding the conversations tho. Gets kinda tiring
>>24503779
Exquisitely memed, lad
>>24503774
Not a furfag, just pokemon and tf, familia
>>24503819
Are you by chancea child?
>>24502700
Post your Skype i just need a fem bot to talk to.
>>24503804
like I said
they probably don't care about what you're talking about anymore
I mean they could actually be boring too, but you could possibly be boring to them at this point or even bugging them
>>24503804
Are they in person or online
>>24503833
24, just autismal
>>24503655
There's nothing wrong with wanting to feel loved
>>24503703
What about them is boring? What interests you? What could they do that wouldn't be boring to you? Do they act differently than when you first met a few months ago or are you just used to them?
>>24503870
Mostly online cus living in different towns
>>24503928
There's only so much conversation that can happen online before things lose steam. Try to have some shared experiences in person with him.
>>24503872
Well nobody's perfect.
You wanna' fuck sometime, babe?
>tfw met a fembot here a while back
>we talked very little at first
>eventually hit it off after a while
>she confesses
>spend every day together
>relationship strong and perfect for 3 years
>she one day wants me to visit her
>couple days before I plan visit her she literally disappears off the grid
>never heard from her again
I'll never know what happened ;_;
W-What does getting fucked feel like? Or 'making love'? That always looked really nice in movies and stuffVirgin female here. Honestly curious. I'm hoping to get some serious replies since these threads have to attractive at least some actual females
>>24503665
>>24503671
Fuck off? seriously?
>>24502700
But I actually just want a friend that happens to be a girl. I think it would help me, and maybe her, to be more sociable.
Last night I was trying to talk to some woman in one this threads about cats and how shitty mondays are
>>24504022
Please be my gf
Lesbian fembot here
If there are girls here, why dont some of you be some of our gfs and we be your bfs? I mean this is virgin central we dont have to be separated by a screen.
>>24504012
She was pulling an elaborate ruse on you amigo. Women seem to dig it that shit. Bet she shlicked all damn day to the thought of a sad anon, thinking he had a shot
>>24504022
Be my gf instead.
I'll protect your virginity and honor every day.
>>24504022
LARGE ROD OF MEAT SLAMMING IN AND OUT OF MUCUS MEMBRANES, PENETRATING YOUR INNARDS, WHAM WHAM WHAM
>>24503983
Why?
Genuinely want to know
>>24504080
Glad I was able to get my plane ticket refunded ;_;
>>24504056
You little shit, why didn't you rely to me>>24503318
>>24504099
Why not?
You seem like you're into kinky sex and that we might be able to build a stable relationship built ontrust, respect, and shameful sex acts.
Sounds like a win-win deal to me.
>>24502700
Delete this image, chaika is pure and would never do something as crass as this it is fake delete it right now
>>24504116
im not shy or tall
>>24504108
Yeah, at least you didnt lose out there. I'm content with talking to girls after shit like that, no relationshits here, just lots of free time and money to spend
>>24504147
I'm 4'11, if you're over 5'4 yes you are.
>>24504022
iktf 2bh senpai
and if anyone knows what it's like to make sweet tender love to a man that's shorter than you please describe it for me
>>24503318
Hi I exist. But I won't be your bf
DON'T FORGET RULE 30:
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
DON'T BE FOOLED
>>24504166
please be my gf
(im a 5'11 guy)
I want to watch anime and shout memes with a girl
>>24504022
Feels nothing close to just using a vibrator. She isn't that great. You can have more intense orgasms by yourself. Sex isn't worth it unless you're getting more than just sex as a female it's just a fact.
>>24504187
Good thing i'm ok with dudes then. They think they're fooling me when in fact i was ok with it all along. Like reverse catfishing
>>24504139
Protip:I'm actually the bf in that story. She was creepy as fuck and said all that weird shit to me.
>>24504176
>>24504197
Go find one of the countless cock worshiping girls on here, it's not hard.
>>24502700
>want to make internet friends with fembots
Males can't be friends with females you delusional cunt.
>>24504268
You'd be surprised. I'd kill to have a gf your height.
>>24504022
of all the trolling I have seen this day on this site, this is the one comment that is making me cry, but no, not for your situation, but because you're reminding me I will neve "make love" to a girl that also loves me, so I kinda know how you feel. So fuck you, for making me feel
tfw no gf that will come suck fest party
>fembot feels thread
>"waaaaahh, ugly robots want to talk to me"
>"waaaaah, Chad doesn't like me and robots are waaaay too ugly"
>"waaaaah, why aren't there cuter guys here"
>literally every post is complaining about low-value men
Red pill confirmed once again.
Disregard bitches, acquire magic instead.
>fembot feels attracts attention of desperate nerds
like clockwork
go make your own thread boiz
>tfw been skyping/texting/calling/snapchatting a girl
>haven't once asked for nudes
>haven't stopped talking for 3 months straight
>lives 3hrs from me, having me over for thanksgiving bc all my family is dead
You're probably just boring.
>>24504078
P-Plz respond
>>24504525
They aren't actual girls
If they are, they're actually just insecure chubby fujoshits
>tfw no tall dom gf
>>24504647
beta male pls leave
>>24504078
Because nobody ever fucking lives where I live
>>24504754
and where is that?
>be straight fembot (albeit, more on the normie side)
>come across a fembot that wants internet friends
>genuinely believe she wants friendship
>we vibe well and get along, same interests and etc, make each other laugh
>as soon as she finds out i'm not male, she deletes me off her contacts
>mfw
also in my experience, the majority of the guys i've added on here are meme-spouting faggots who cry all day about being lonely and ping you with a barrage of love declarations within an hour of meeting you.
>mfw a robot weeb added me and called me his "cat girl servant" on day one and obsessively compares me to his animus and uses ^_^ and :3
>mfw another robot would only speak to me in memes. he never stopped
>mfw a robot literally spoke like a robot... not in the r9k sense, but like as if i was talking to a computer
>mfw the other robots i've added are so self-absorbed that they can only talk about themselves and how lonely and miserable they are and can't into other topics, and it always goes back to "tfw no gf" and not-so-subtle implications of wanting webcam sex
and you guys say fembots are boring.
>>24504754
Chicago?
Its big so probably not
>>24504763Hawaii
Something something original comment
>>24504769
>come across a fembot that wants internet friends
Was it confirmed to be a female?
>>24504769
>mfw a robot literally spoke like a robot... not in the r9k sense, but like as if i was talking to a computer
This made me laugh pretty hard desu
>>24504769
>more on the normie side)
Stopped reading there, why would I care what some normie slut thinks lol.
>>24504790
I can't think of anywhere worse in the United States for a robot
>>24503004
>add them to FB
>FB
Why don't you stay there?
>its winter now
>that glorious feeling of taking a shower and tossing on an extra long hoodie and nothing else
>then cuddling up for some movies
my sister used to think I was joking whenever she asked if I was wearing anything under my huge hoodies and responded with nope. that is until one time she flipped the front up and got a look at my bush I had at the time. Being naked under a mountain of blankets in winter is the best.
>>24502790
lol I'm like the exact opposite of that and nearly every girl I talk to gets bored with me.
I'll talk with whoever wants to talk. I already have a girlfriend so it can't go that way. My skype isonoxmode. I'm NEET and up at weird hours.
>>24504790
are you a qt asian?
>>24504895
I want to cuddle next to a woman like this so badly.
>>24504895
>tfw you've never cuddled with another human being.....ever
>>24504917
>lol I'm like the exact opposite of that and
>My skype is
>>24503128
So go for an in between guy? It's not like all guys are either hot or disgusting.
>>24503190
>you'll never have a weeb gf who forces you to watch anime together and takes you to cons.
>>24504769
you actually sound pretty normal for this board.
good that im not alone.
>>24504173
>tfw this post might be about me
>>24504895
have 3 blankets at home just for this reason. so good.
>>24505015
I mean I don't get all sexual. That's really uncomfortable desu. I've been like absorbed in Skype but everybody stops responding.
>>24504022
I don't know but if I had to guess I'd say it's painful.
It looks painful.
>>24504022
i had sex with only one girl, but it was her first time too.
in the beginning it was pretty painful for her but after 2 times everything went pretty smooth.
she said she liked it, (after first 2 times) have no idea if she told the truth or not
>>24503341
posts pics my hombre
>>24502765
CAn I skype you and ask for nudes in like 2 months
>>24502700
>tfw every fembot youve added ignores you after a day because your only interests are anime and MMOs
Stop pretending we're the problem, roastie
>>24504791
yes, because we met on webcam omegle. i black-boxed myself because fuck screen cappers.
>>24505115
you know a taller girl that wants your cock?
>>24502700
i fucking hate that. i've done a three-way call with another malebot and a fembot, the other guy full on asked for nudes.malebot too btwbut honestly, i don't much care about relationships since I don't much like people in general, so it just generally pisses me off
And I fucking hate when other malebots make those fucking threads saying females can't be robots. FEMALES CAN BE FUCKING ROBOTS. I know a few who are worse into robothood than I am, holy shit.
>>24505332
>asked for nudes
I've been seeing this everywhere. If this person you've added sends a dick pic or asks for nudes chances are they're just a failed normie which flock to social /r9k/ things.
>>24505323
I think so. She told me it doesn't matter if I'm shorter than her, she loves me and she doesn't think it's an issue, I suppose. All these years thinking being short was a huge deal and then this girl says it isn't. Quite a shock, relative.She's probably reading this posthi qt
>>24505376
How do you even get the motivation to ask for nudes without even talking to someone for some time?
Has this ever worked?
>>24505376
I honestly don't see the point. You can find amazing porn all over 4chan and yet you want some fembot's nudes. It makes no sense.
>Have a nice skype conversation with a robot
>"just so you know I never really message first"
>Me neither
>Well fug
>Two months later
>Forget to message him because I hardly ever use skype
>Wonder how he's doing one day
>Send him a message
>No reply
o-okay
>>24505425
>How do you even get the motivation to ask for nudes without even talking to someone for some time?
>Has this ever worked?
Because people that knows what normies do but not how they do it.
>>24505426
Women that freely trade nudes are rarely the ones you want to see anyway.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uQmBRI0CjM
>>>/trash/?
>>>/trash/
>>24505453
>Women that freely trade nudes are rarely the ones you want to see anyway.
this this this
>>24505455
soft chuckle
>>24505453
this
>>24505422
>I think so
wooow I thought I was clear enough senpai
>>24502885
Try calling her. Most girls talk more that way.
I have wondered.
I've talked to a few fembots for a while.
A couple times I've said hello and they never responded, so I never messaged them again assuming they don't want to talk to me.
But I also think they didn't see it, and by the time they did it was already too late and they're too shy to say anything, so we never talked again.
Which is it?
>>24505510
well anon, take it from a malebot with experience; don't just say 'hi'. it's sort of boring. at the same time, don't come off creepy or else they'll think you're going for nudes or something. My usual is something along the lines of "Hi, how's the robot life treating you, I'm anon."
>>24505505
I'll give it a go. I didnt want her to feel pressured to answer my calls or anything, so i've left it at messaging for now. But whatever, guess it's time to call her
>>24505533
I don't just say "hi"
I already know that's dumb as fuck
I still talk to plenty of fembots, but these few times I just wonder about
GET OUT OF HERE YOU FRIEND HAVING BOYFRIEND HOLDING SHITS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15rb8AeGFWO
>>24505510
I always assume they just have 1000+ contacts and they're busy talking to 10 Chads who are more interesting than some stranger.
>>24505510
say something that helps you stand out!
Too many guys message and just say
>hi
That is REALLY boring
Who here /neversentnudes/
My breasts have l i t e r a l l y never been seen by another's eyes
>all this talk of people befriending fembots
In what situations does this even come up? Skype and especially Steam threads are literally gay or full of normalfag cancer. Will a fembot add me or something? I only want to specifically with a girl because my social skills are awful.
>>24505565
well I dunno, maybe you just need to talk to more
fembots are generally really nice, so you just keep trying
>>24505588
no parents?
>>24505588
that's respectable and chaste, nice job femanon.
>>24505619
It's kinda weird when your parents see you naked past 12-14
>>24505637
i stand corrected. thought about baby time and stuff^^
too late in urope for me to think
>>24505637
you don't know pain
>15 at time
>had to get a prostate exam since blood in stool
>give me stool softening suppositories
>being a stupid fuck, cant put suppository in
>fucking dad comes in
>sticks whole finger in
I still cringe to this day. So uncomfortable.
>>24503389
Its okay anon. Im clingy too.
>>24505670
I laughed so hard, I'm sorry anon
I like how robots are always desperate to get a fembot, but fembots usually turn everyone down
>>24505711
it's fine i dont mind
>>24502700
>they just want to make internet friends with fembots
I'd like to make friends. Practice shooting the shit. Her being female gives me a little extra motivation to try.Also, the misguided idea that women are politer and more caring.
>tfwtranslesbian
>look like 5'1" italian brandon stark with tits
>I will never find a qt girl with a shota fetish to be perfect for
Why even live
>>24505670
topkek
similar situation
>15, puberty just hit in
>on vacation with grandparents, grandpa is a doctor
>dick starts to itch on day 2
>doesnt stop at night
>examine
>fucking tick just bit my dick
>2 days later everything red and swollen, shit hurts
> tell grandpa
> he just gets a tweezer and rips tick out of dick
>never have been so embarrassed in my life, still want to die when I think about it
>tfw you add a girl on skype because she says she's interested in the same shit as you
>tfw you start talking and she's the equivalent of a 'gamer girl' who knows literally nothing and is actually boring as fuck
>>24505785
>brandon stark
qt
>>24505785
Trans lesbians are just faggots so far in the closet that even when they try to become a girl they can't come out.
>>24505785
hey anonthats me
>>24505785
>>trans lesbian
>talk to fembot
>turns out im one for her 15 orbiters
why
>haven't seen oneitis in 2 years
>still having dreams about him
>>24505903
Because that's how it works, she has a vag.
>mfw picky and have a specific type
>mfw not turned on by girls of this type
Feels good, girls just want guy friends who wont date them, and I just want friends, works out well.
You know what's worse than robots asking for nudes?
When one of these fuckers asks for pics of my feet. Instant block.
>>24505686
It doesnt feel ok. I've never had anyone stick around because i'm clingy i think. I just want some friends who accept it
>>24505938
That's not as bad. If we have been talking for a while and he ask nicely I might do it.
>>24505970
foot fetishists not even once senpai desu
H-hi femweebs. W-wanna give me a shot?
>>24505969
Im literally the exact same way.when people dont respond right away i think they hate me and want me dead
>>24505992
post skype and we'll see
>>24505785
>trans lesbian
Am I a trans-lesbian if I'm a guy who likes girls?
>>24506060
No, you're a trainengine lesbian if you're a guy who claims he's a girl who likes girls.
>come to fembot feels thread
>maleanons replying to every femanon post with their "take" on it as if anyone cares
"tfw guys send me dick pics"
"I-I DONT SEND DICK PICS UH I JUST LIKE QT VOICES HEH, SKYPE?"
Why do so many men radiate thirst?
>>24506191
>Why do so many men want to spend time with women and have sex with them?
Are you seriously asking that question, anon?
>Why do so many men radiate thirst?
asking this, on r9k
>>24506191
>invading /r9k/ with your autistic slut problems threads
>>24506245
>trying to justify your own thirst
beta bitch boy
Since this is basically a half skype thread, I'm gonna go ahead and leave mine for anyone who wants a friend or someone to talk to.hocadius
I'll talk to pretty much anyone.
btw I'm a guy
I added a girl once to steam and made a real effort to chat. I'd call her up when she was online every other day.
But she didn't really say much and didn't take any initiative. Not even asked basic questions. So I just stopped talking to her.
(People believe they are being polite by quietly avoiding talking to someone or just being quiet and nodding away. If I'm not interesting just tell me. I don't want to waste my time)
I'll admit this. I'm the sort of person who needs a captive audience. Someone who can be entertained but can also dish it back.
A lot of girls don't do that. Most just pretend to listen and don't share back, and it feels like they lack personality.
The girls I've taken a genuine interest in real life can hold a conversation and play around with an idea.
Honestly think I've only ever met three or four of them in my lifetime.
The other sort of girl that pisses me off is the sort that blathers on about people and rhings you dont even know an iota about and makes assumptions about you.
Project that insecurity shit somewhere else. You haven't even given me the opportunity to talk about myself properly.
I will just cut myself off completely from this type. All trouble. Red flag. No second chances.
Quiet girls might need time to come out of their shells, but that sort of girl is 100% trouble.
If you're either of these types of girls then don't expect anyone to want to talk to you.
>>24506280
>he doesn't want to fuck bitches
Who's the real beta bitch boy?
>>24506014
Plz dont think i hate you! I had to go to the bathroom, i wanted to tell you that that's how i feel all the time. I'm way too invested in people's thoughts of me as a guy, i try too hard to not be hated
>>24505992
Yes I want weeb internet friends
>>24506315
>it's alpha to grovel for sex from anonymous women on the internet
>>24506315
>begging /r9k/ whores to add you on skype
>fucking bitches
Couldn't be more pathetic lmao
>>24506332
>>24506028
A-and you're not dickgirls?
I've slept with a few Anons I added on Skype. They always unfriend me after cumming in me when we fuck. You guys are all the same :(
>>24506353
Every pursuit of sex is something like that. Those guys who look like dumb animals are getting pussy pics and having sex, and you're not. Take that however you will.
>>24506398If this is Rebecca, I'm sorryI peed right before you blew me that timeSorry
>>24506398
>I've slept with a few Anons I added on Skype. They always unfriend me after cumming in me when we fuck. You guys are all the same :(
You fucked a normie or a chad, that's your fault, if you fucked an incel virgin he would never have left you, you make your bed.......
>>24506416
Dumb animals have sex all the time. Thats life
>>24506398
>tfw this is just some faggot RPing
go back to your steam thread, anime queer
>>24506325
Youre chill, anon. Ive never met another clinger. Skype pls.
>>24506398
Don't fart so much while you're getting fucked. It's not as attractive as you think it is.
>>24506416
>Those guys who look like dumb animals are getting pussy pics and having sex
>implying you know anything about my life
>implying I don't have two different women offering to fly me out to them and let me live with them for free because they're completely obsessed with me
>implying I'm not taking either offer because I'm waiting for another girl to fall for me first
Honestly, being e-Chad is literally 100x easier than begging.
>>24506425
Rebecca exposed for gross whore
>>24506385
N-no.Not yet anyways
>>24506028
>>24506332
O-oh well....can I post email instead?
>>24506398
This actually might be mentioning me
I'm posting goodfeels
>tfw just gave my boyfriend a handjob
>tfw he said I give a handjob better than he does to himself when he masterbates
>tfw have been complimented on my dick sucking abilities before
feelsgoodman.
>>24506566
>masterbates
>>24506427
It is not. They're pretty retarded on Skype and can't tell when I'm flirting. I just expect better I guess.
>>24506310
>stacy's use to lie and get me into trouble at school
>young woman are so vapid and Chad cum-drunk they can't hold a conversation or have interests
>most older women make an effort in conversation and are both engaging and know how men like their sexuality and act accordingly
I have a terrible older women "fetish", from like 35 up to 60+ if she's hot. Fuck me.
>>24506437
I dont have a skype yet, but i got email.
[email protected]
If you're interested of course, you dont have to msg
>>24506398
They do that because you're kind of person who sleeps with just any guy she meets.
No-one wants to stay with a girl like that.
>>24506566
Wtf are you even doing on r9k, r9k is becoming more pc and female friendly these days, wtf has this board come to.
>>24506647
The female hate stuff is a shitty meme that comes from bitterness and nothing else. Kill yourself with your "what has le board come to" shit.
>tfw you look at other girls all the time and think "I wish I looked half as good as them"
Do you think anyone has ever thought that way about you? I'm probably ~4/10 so I don't think so. Unless some retarded girl wished for my able body this would literally never happen. Plus I'd probably be a last resort for a retard girl anyway.
>tfw I'll never be a qt like my waifu, Kaceytron
>>24505903
you could be my orbiter number one sandpie
>>24506638
Well it's not even that I want relationships with them. I just want someone to play vidya with that'd also like fucking me regularly. I don't want a boyfriend just someone that won't leave me alone after touching me. It hurts but I can't get tired of it cause a lot of you guys are pretty good in bed.
