I bumped into this kid, basically symbolises the emptiness on omegle, get in here bots,chads and stacys.
Haha, it looks like just ran the ping command in CMD prompt? Or Ipconfig?
Sums up le anonymouse legion xDDD
I'll be on in a few hours
Good, I hate those meme mask 9fag faggots. Since when did anonymous become le 9gag army. Normies poison everything! EVERYTHING!
This nigga has his glasses on OVER the mask I'm done ladies and gentlemen
>>24503228
It's called a disguise Chad GOD why are you so stupid
>>24503401
pick a different disguise if you wanna be anonymous pl0x.
Why does Senor Skip skip everyone? Has anyone ever actually talked to that guy?
>>24503401
did you just call me a chad you dumb fucking nigger? MODS
>>24503745
You fucking fuck shit normie chad fuck you you are not true robot true robots R PART OF DA ANONYMOUS LEGIONN lol kill yourself /v/irgin nigger fucing roastie KILL YOUSELF YOU SHIT
go back to reddit or 9gag you SJW cumdumpster tumblr fag.
kill yourself
Best regards,
xXxTRIPFAGxXx
>>24504006
Who dis is?
>>24502566
What is he talking about, how did they...exploid isis? What twitter?
>>24502566
What the fuck is 13/11?
omg is literally anyone on riiiight now?
>>24504464
Fuck you no one is on becase of yopur ugly disqusting face you filthy nigger please leave to 9gag fucking normie scum
Best regards,
xXxTRIPFAGxXx
>>24502566
What are the tags?
>>24504559
whats 9gag?
>>24504340
the attacks in france. november 13th.
>>24502566
did he just have two windows of various colored gibberish looping on the console?
who on?
Too many /b/tards in omegle threads
bumping for more robots
>original comment
wheres our king??
blackchad this is kiki pleaseeee leave him alone if u really care bout me u will do whats best 4 me ! pls leave him alone: (
Hey dude who said I should draw an ostrich. Here's the ostrich. Should have used a ref and taken time to draw feathers but who cares
>>24507281
leave who alone? what are you talking about
>>24507281
oh fuck, tell the story
Just for the record, I am homosexual and seeking homosexual relationships with other robots.
Really want a cute NEET bf at the moment, if you meet me on omegle hit me up.
>>24507580
L O N D O N?
>>24507539
this
>>24507604
Nah, I'm in NY at the moment. I've tried gay bars but only seemed to attract black guys (gave one a blowjob in the bathroom stall once, that's a story for another time, however) and I'm incredibly desperate. I'll announce myself if we ever get connected.
>>24507662
I consider myself straight but bicurious at the same time, if I met you I'd be down to do some stuff as long as I don't have to be the sub/one going down
>>24507539
Okay so basically this faggot named David Verheijen said he'd help me get a chance with kiki or put in a good word in whatever. To make a long story short apparently this motherfucker was already DATING HER FOR A WEEK so why the fuck is he helping me I thought? Oh wait... I know why because he tried to play me as a joke and joke around with his friends like "hey look at this fat nigger thinking he could get this gurl hurrdurr!1" I'm not even mad about kiki it's the fact that he ruined my trust when he was supposed to be a fucking bro. tl;dr this faggot tried to fucking kek me so I'm doxing his ass. -Michael/KingBlackChad
>>24507762
its kiki please seriously leave him alone i will literaly hurt myself if u do anything to harm in and if i die its your fault honestly . leave him alone
>>24507762
Isn't Kiki, like, 14? How old are you?
>>24507762
>dating
>>24507901
ishiggydiggydoo
I fucking hate the robot desu
>>24507836
It's not about you at this point it's about the trust and you don't fuck my trust over he tried to play it off like he was cool but in reality he was tryna make me the butt of the joke.
>>24507845
I can't say my age but yeah. The boyfriend is in his 20s or some shit so he's a pedophile faggot
I have his facebook but he deleted it due to fear what a pussy. You shouldn't of tried to fuck me over man.
No one tries to make me the butt of the joke or a kek. : ^ ) -Michael/KingBlackchad
>>24507975
stop being so fucking disgusting why dont you? holy shit leave him alone.........and how is he a pedo you fucking idiot youre like what 18? jesus christ leave him alone no one was trying to make you the butt of a joke he was being nice he felt bad for you C H R I S T
(dis kiki) (fuck u i hope u die now)
>>24504219
mystery
desu
senpai
baka
>>24508160
savage af tbqh senpai HIT EM
>this whole thread
bloxxy
>>24507975
>turns 20 in a month
>trying to talk to a 14 year old girl
>>24508273
>my face when to be quite fucking honest with you family member
>>24508268
Thanks senpai kiki just cut infront of me but she doesn't realize I'm dead on the inside, been to the mental hospital 5 times, and have done worst shit than cutting. lmao -Michael/KingBlackChad
>>24508329
See this motherfucker get's it yet I'm the delusional one? lmaoooooooo She's 16 but that's essentially the same shit
>>24502566
This guy was just too funny.
Probably thought he was piecing together a mystery.
>>24508353
ur 17 and pathetic, being mentally ill isnt something to brag about mr. im ded insyde!!!11!! lol anyways grow up and move on jesus christ fucking sad beta bitch freaking out because someone online you know nothing about doesnt like you back. fuck off die etc etc anyways me n him r happy so have fun being bitter and not allowing yrself to enjoy what little time u have left on earth :^) kuk
Friendly reminder that this is a textbook reverse triple troll. None of the people being mentioned are in this thread. OP is just trying to get you to contact them and brother them
> inb4 damage control
Open your fucking eyes people...
>started thread
>tfw thread now
>>24508416
For one I'm not a beta bitch, considering I have 5 girls I'm talking to as we speak rn that aren't you you dumb fucking faggot. For two if anything your boyfriend is the sad beta bitch because he can't even defend himself he needs his 16 year old gf to defend him. Also I am dead on the inside and I'm not bragging I'm pointing out an observation. Just like how you cut yourself on cam that's tryna brag about mental illness you fucking dumbass. And you two aren't actually happy sitting up drinking 24/7 like a bunch of fucking retards. Have fun with your pedoboyfriend dumb bitch - Michael/KingBlackChad
I will return when the deed is done, thank you 2deep4u /tv/ fag
>>24508539
i'll be surprised if you can get through the movie before shutting it off :^)
Bump, fuck, forgot about the robot. Why nippon moot, why do you do this
>>24507293
i'm not that guy but i appreciated it nonetheless
gonna wiki ostriches for a bit
>>24508479
shh, stop, let me enjoy this
>>24508677
You told him to watch Holy Mountain you sick fuck? you can't just do that to people, man. You gotta prepare them.
>>24508513
> considering I have 5 girls I'm talking to as we speak
lol ok sport
next you'll say they all want your microdick and are fighting over you.
even if you ARE talking to 5 girls it doesnt mean you arent just another beta orbit kek to all 5.
>>24508878
plebs gotta start somewhere
>>24502582
you knows he's a true hacker because he changed CMD color to green like real hackers
>>24508993
Wait why is it your the first person to say my dick is small? And why is it that most females say it's huge? Should I believe a betafaggot or some hot ass females? Also another thing I don't think they'd be talking sexually to everyone. - Michael/KingBlackChad
>>24509110
nigga , color 06? 08? always forget, only true hackers remember that shit.
>>24509119
lol whatever lies help you not blow your brains out sport.
no girls say your dick is huge because they've never seen your tiny dick.
and beta faggot? lol topkuk assumptions from a pathetic boy lying about females he's supposedly talking to on the web.
reply with more lies anon I need a laugh at your tryhard ways.
sissyfaggottryhard you mean
did the fat nigger an hero yet ?
>>24509196
Actually, most people on here have seen it because it's been leaked in threads. Nice try faggot. Also I don't have any reason to lie because I'm not a betatard like you. -Michael/KingBlackChad
>>24509278
Sometimes I wish I could, I'm dead on the inside but I'm not gonna kill myself because I don't wanna find out what happens next yet kek.
>>24509324
lol more accusations im a betatard yet you're a dumb kek faggot pretending to have 5 girls interested in you let alone talking to you.
try harder sissyqueentryhard.
oh and fire back with more hurr beta durrr replies. it shows you're not smart enough to come up with anything past that. typical low IQ tryhard.
and leaking fake dick pics now? wow you really are a pathetic sack of shit. No wonder you're mocked everywhere and irl.
quick fire back with more no u and made up lies about some made up chad lifestyle you're never going to live.
>>24509389
Okay, so here's the proof of one bitch I'm talking to on kik that's on my dick this is the type of bitches I get on a daily retard. Pic related.
Also you're typing the same shit yet I'm the one with the low IQ? I don't need to pretend when I know it's a reality dumbass.
>>24509440
>Evidence you're an orbiter
Checked.
>>24503063
Anonymous is infected with SJW's.
Holy shit what's up with all these spergs in Guy Fawkes masks that show up when you roll without any tags? I landed this cringelord, and when I said "2edgy" he leaned back to reveal that he was holding a baseball bat, then pointed it at the camera.
In the past year or so of Omegling the "socially awkward" crowd of r9k, I've never met anyone as autistic as some of these fuckers.
>>24509440
topkuk. that's not evidence you small dicked faggot .
the only way she's on your dick is if you print her pic up and shove your cock thru the mouth spot. but keep pretending she wants you and is willinging talking to you by choice about sexual things.
protip: she's not.
but eh the delusions of a low iq nigger always is hilarious to read.
fire back with more made up lies while you damage control and desperately try to prove you have some 5/10 bitch talking to you when all you did was load some profile and snap it.
topkuk you are one sad tryhard faggot in life.
no wonder your dad left you
Ready the harpoons lads
>>24509494
How does that make me an orbiter if she's on my dick? lmaoo okay.
>>24509560
It's not delusions if it's the truth even if I showed full proof of that you'd be like "looool fake!!!1" You're the delusional retard. And she's at least an 8/10 senpai. lmaooo
>>24509602
Bhahaahahahhahahahahaha
sure thing sport
I'm not gonna bother anymore since it's obvious im argueing with a retard that lives in a group home.
you have fun "talking to 5 girls" and all these other chad things you're doing.
btw ive seen what you look like. you are one ugly nigger and ive seen ugly niggers. so that girl you're "talking with" and 4 others... are fake and you're pathetic and sad.
see kids this is what happens when group homes let the tards use the internet.
mystery is another example of group home tards that use the web
if you have so many irl bitches why are you here ?
makes sense
>>24509586
this is a 10/10 in fatchad's books
>>24509712
inb4 "every girl around me has aids"
>>24509681
They aren't fake and obviously I'm not ugly to them because they are dickriding me on a daily stay mad betafag lmaoooo
>>24509712
These aren't irl bitches but I can easily meet a female irl by flying to them. kek -Michael/KingBlackChad
>>24509742
No she's a 1/10 foh retard. kek
>>24509800
Ok so would you fuck a black chick that's been known to get around with every guy and her pussy lips are rekt? Exactly shut the fuck up with your dumbass. -Michael/KingBlackChad
>>24509825
> because they are dickriding me on a daily
lol sure thing sport
>decide to join one of these threads and go on Omegle
>first guy I connect with I don't know what to say, I just sit there thinking of what to type, can see him get visibly bored through his cam, start to tense up
>after a while he just goes, "I'll leave you man hope you find some cool dudes on here"
>feel a little embarrassed so I go onto next dude
>chubby Indian guy asks me where I'm from
>as soon as I tell him he disconnects
>>24509880
ur getting insecure over a fat indie? fucking edgy jew go cry somewhere else
how did r9k turn into a bunch of fags
>>24509875
I showed you proof now you're just butthurt as fuck - Michael/KingBlackChad
>>24509880
You're from Israel; I'd disconnect too.
>>24509994
Why is talking to you guys so hard? I always get so nervous when I don't have the time to reply like I do here.
>>24509102
>>24508878
>>24508677
why am I watching a black lady clean this mans asshole
im intrigued
>>24510052
"proof" - kekael/queensissytryhard
tfw because of fallout, nobody believes I'm from Boston. Life is suffering
>>24504006
>>24504246
>>24504559
Using a signature is against the rules.
>>24510112
Yeah I'm totally trying hard to formulate sentences!!1 - Michael/KingBlackChad
>>24509825
>These aren't irl bitches but I can easily meet a female irl by flying to them. kek -Michael/KingBlackChad
so you add random girls who make their snapchat stories for everyone to view and you claim they are directly talking to you
Haven't seen him ever since that thread, did that little kid actually make him quit omegle? When is he gonna do the same with that nigger?
>>24510324
He got extremely butthurt last night and said he was leaving, but he obviously needed more attention so he came back.
>>24510324
he was in the thread the day after, haven't seen him since though
A shame really, but it was his own fault for acting like a fucking fag
>>24510324
who is this even?
is he even significant
>>24510453
>>24510407
Thanks for the information, that ass always laughed at me, living for the day I see that shit melt down
Fuck off and die roastie
>>24510816
dumb and mean
>>24510816
That looks like a dude.
kingblackchad come to me
i know you're here
think of kiki
>>24510868
It is, all the "fembots" are traps.
>>24510816
>roastie
>Adam's apple
99% sure that's a guy
>>24510407
I came back for just tonight because of stupid ass kiki and her bf but after tonight I'm done this is my last post actually. - Michael/KingBlackChad
>>24510324
He can't do the same to me because he's afraid of me and knows if I really wanted to I could fuck his shit up. Just like I could've did with kikis 20 year old boyfriend lmao.
>>24510967
>tfw when people think you're a fembot/trap when you're a male identifying as a male
>>24511128
Take the hint and change your look faggot.
>>24511183
b-but i like my beautiful luscious hair
makes all the qts wink
>>24511125
>could've did
Lrn2grammar retarded faggot
Bump
Friendly reminder, the official tags are as follows
r9k, r9komegle, 4chanif you want qt's, "tumblr"
did you make it anon?
>>24511128
I thought you were a lesbian, eggplant
>>24511275
i dont think we talked desu m8
>>24511243
>qts skip me because im so attractive i scare them
>>24509880
My dear brother, go to bed. It's late. Don't let antisemites upset you. Ach sheli
Im done, michael turns out to be actually delusional, thought he was just a really good troll but he trolled himself.
>>24511644
like i said in yesterday's thread, he shitposted so hard his own shitposting got him in too deep. It's like standing in a giant human sized test-tube then shitting so much you end up drowning inside it.
>>24511644
More?? Please tell me there's more
>they call you a 10/10 and skip
>why must i be discriminated against even among fellow bots
>>24511733
he wrote this before the first One
>>24511644
How did I troll myself if I'm telling the truth, r9kers do tell me about their problems you fucking retard and I do help them explain how that's delusional you really need to look up the definition.
>>24511779
This is also true as well most people on here do associate with me on a regular basis and when I did show my actual intelligence most people did stop hating me because they saw I'm not actually a faggot. -Michael/KingBlackChad
Nice try jacob but you aren't fooling anyone we know you're butthurt keep showing males your ass senpai. : ^ )
>>24511463
That's what I try to tell myself too, senpai.
>>24511779
>everyone talks to me and is cool with me
breedy gud joke there family
>>24511779
this is jacob? you have officially been removed from the cancer tier buddy
>>24511911
Yeah, because the 1% actually is relevant when I get connected senpai like every 10 people I have a decent convo with then the 11th person is just a faggot. : ^ )
>>24511916
>implying your fucking chart matters
>tfw someone made a chart and put me at the top kek - Michael/KingBlackChad
>>24507293
Wow that'd actually bad
I hope you aren't an "artist"
>>24511916
yeah it's me, i didnt even try starting beef but hes forcing it on himself hes being an actual faggot right now
>>24511983
1/11=9% genius
>>24512078
glad to see you've joined the side that isn't retarded
>>24507975
You're 18 years old faggot we know
>>24512078
Are you assmad because you got skypespammed and skypecalledbombed? Aww poor little faggot is gonna cry and this isn't a "beef" because if it was an actual beef you know you'd be rekt. I'm not even trying - Michael/KingBlackChad
>>24512130
Retard, I'm tired I don't have time to do fucking math foh dumbass - Michael/KingBlackChad
>>24512145
Nah that's not my age senpai.
>>24512078
delusional as fuck....
>This will be last my post now bye gaiizzzeee! xDDDDD
>continues posting
>>24512156
>>24512130
what you really mean is you're shit at math and a retard.
>>24512156
You're neither stereotypical black or chad, so what are you king of shitlord?
>>24512158
That doesn't make me delusional, delusional is someone who believes something is true even though it's been proven to be wrong. Also it was and still is, it's just I had to respond to kiki and her bf lmao and now this faggot is posting about me. - Michael/KingBlackChad
>>24512214
I've already proven that I was chad with the prntscrs I've shown of girls that have gave me nudes and shit foh retard.
>>24512199
I'm not shit at math, but it's this thing called my brain isn't working at 100% rn because it isn't necessary to exceed past 1% with you faggots. - Michael/KingBlackChad
>>24504006
>>24504559
I like how you summed up tripfag culture in two concise posts.
>>24510040
literally fucking high school shit. jesus christ
>>24512392
met some guy with a wifebeater and chain on who would look in the camera and assess his hair every five seconds
>literal high school
>>24511983
>>implying your fucking chart matters
why do you think i made it in the first place
>>24510816
>she was on tonight
FUcking asshole shes never around.
>>24512837
she is m8. she just hates you.
>>24512796
>30 minutes
>no response
what an oldfag
pls anons talk to me
>>24513542
no you talk to me, fag
>>24510816
is that lily?
tfw want to do video chat but to scared to do it
Do you guys still do chat only or is that full of bots
If so what's the tag
>>24513985
just go for it anon i love everybody and chat with all of you
>>24514080
Chat only is full of dudes looking for women.
>>24514235
what is new scooby doo
>>24514312
It's just frustrating that they're suck cocks about it. Most of my conversations are:
>Stranger: m
>You: m
>Stranger has disconnected.
>>24514349
>they're suck cocks
what's on your mind anon
>>24514349
pretty much, im open to talking to anyone, ill even play some shitty tunes for ya :)
all you gotta do is stop on by the blonde kid with the blue shirt
>>24514349
I finally started talking to this lonely Chilean Guitarist who has just immigrated to the US.
>>24514370
*such cocks
I have no expectation that talking to anyone on Omegle will get me laid. As such, I don't care if I'm talking with a man or a woman.
>>24514416
follow your dreams anon it might at least get you a cheeky fap with some OC n00ds.
>>24514439
But... there are so many... BETTER ways to get a cheeky fap. Fjording is my go-to method.
>>24512014
Started drawing 6 months ago. For fun. So no.
>>24514483
the fuck is fjording mate.
>>24512291
>literally every one of Doj's shitposts achieve the same
tripfags just need to leave and never return desu
>>24514545
Surfing sad panda for the shit they don't put in e-hentai. Saw the term on the forum. For how much the forum practices the first two rules of Fight Club, they weedle around it constantly.
I just got banned on omegle for doing nothing other than talking to people on the /r9k/ tag
Wtf gives
>>24511243
the tumblr tag is for meeting chads, gayboi
>>24502582
It's ipconfig, look at the large blocks near the top.
>>24509110
>>24509173
I got mine on green, because it looks nice.
>>24507762
Every time I see your face I feel bad for you cuz you're so delusionaland don't want to talk shit but then I see your posts and realize you r a bad person
