Did you know sandwich artists are now forced to measure their subs to make sure that they are indeed a true footlong?
Wow! Subway sure is dedicated to making sure our handcrafted and nutritious sandwiches made by a qualified sandwich artist are nothing but the best quality for us NEETs. We will now get even bigger subs.
Mmmmm. I'm craving one right now.
nutritious ur ass
>>24502339
>Getting food from subways
>Not getting a sub from Jimmy Johns
>Not ordering the Pepe Sandwich
>>>/r/eddit
Real NEETs eat Lidl cheerios and nothing else
Why is subway pepe a chink
>>24502339
why is pepe gone asian!
>>24502393
>>24502419
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Lurk more.
>>24502339
What is it with you and subway threads
>skin color has gone from a vibrant green to a muddied disgusting puke-like color
>teeth have gotten worse
>eyes squinted shut from months of staring at a screen
>even the smile seems forced and less smug
NEETfriend, your lifestyle is destroying your body. Please stop, I don't want to see you die.
Your 24/7 threads give me the motivation to continue to work. They frighten me by showing me what I might become if I gave in to the urge to be NEET. Please stay safe and healthy, NEETfriend!
t. wagepal
It's been a while since there has been NEETlore OC. subway bucktooth pepe is getting old
>>24502359
Jimmy John's bread is too oily
What happens when all the wagekeks from Subway become NEETs and there is no one to make your sandwich?
>>24502339
Thisis a very useful piece of information.
H-h-h-hey t-t-t-t-there w-w-wagey, b-b-better keep letting m-m-me suck b-bennies out of your d-d-dick.
G-god knows I would d-d-die without some h-h-help, I c-c-can't t-t-talk to people in r-r-real life
B-b-better go g-get my overpriced m-meal for the d-day before staring at a w-w-wall for 12 h-h-hours then g-g-going to bed.
No they're not. I work at Subway. We're not.
I don't even lurk NEET threads but I keep seeing this Subway shit on the catalog.
Why do you faggots always shitpost Subway?
Seriously, is there even a reason? Some epic maymay I'm not aware of? Advertising? Just a random pick that somehow got popular?
>>24503558
There was a lawsuit and that was the settlement proposal.
>>24503640
It is sponsored by a pedophile; the kind of person NEETs love most.
Are sandwich surgeons the only acceptable wagekeks?
>>24503536
>this is how delusional wagekuckies have become
>>24502339
I enjoy Subway but you're dumb as hell if you think they're nutritious.
