who else /mischief/ here?
> parents pay for uni
> skip class sometimes
>>24502337
>spend around 7 minutes stretching after a long run
>get strained anyway
>parents pay for uni
>parents pay for car
>parents pay for phone
>spend all money i get on weed
>Parents refuse to help pay for college
>I flunk out of college anyway
The jokes on them.
>am a social animal
>not social
>get full scholarship to one of the most selective schools and majors
>don't go to class for 7 months and drop out
>>24502648
yep, feels shitty doing it though
>>24502759
too stoned to care
>tell mom I'll make supper tonight
>order take out
Who GENUINE /mischief/ here?
>pour salt packets and ketchup into the shopping bags and purses of normies at McDonald's when they aren't looking
>put leftover salt into
>shit on the rims of public toilet seats
>piss on the floor
>attach security tags to unsuspecting normies in stores so they set off the alarms when they walk out
>pour popcorn and soda onto the seats in front of me at movie theaters so normies sit elsewhere and don't block my view
>use kids as meat shields at my local laser quest to always get the high score
Literally an average day at the mall for me.
>>24502906
**put leftover salt into those big plant pots they have at the mall
Hasn't seemed to kill any of them yet, but I don't get much time to mix it around thoroughly
>poor little girl screams "Please don't rape me"
>rape her anyway and give her a golden shower
>>24502933
try dissolving the salt in water first
>have an easy job with decent salary
>oversleep
>afraid to be late, so I call sick
>repeat x10
I don't even call sick anymore (and by calling, I mean texting), because I'm too embarrassed. I hate myself for that.
>>24503042
That's a great idea, I'll definitely do that next time. Thanks, Anon.
>>24503037
this is /mischief/, not /chivalry/
>Go to dorms laundry room
>Steal some girls see through slutty panties
>Only underwear she has left is granny panties
Take that Stacy, I'd like you to get it on with Chad now with your granny panties.
>>24503475
>implying she won't just go commando
>>24502906
im just imagining some autist going to laser quest every day and all the kids are trying to ignore him and no ones even sure how he got in because it was some kids party
>>24504415
>not wanting to crash chad jr's shitty party
fucking normie
>>24504415
It's a big place, there's still plenty of room for other people to play even when there are kid parties going on. I go maybe once a week, I have a robot friend that works there so we both get to play for free. Stupid little kids don't play properly and ruin it for everyone else, I use them as shields and take them hostage at every chance I get.
>reply to a thread with "bump"
>put sage in options
>>24502337
>unscrew the caps of red pepper shakers at pizza places
>place them gently back on top so the next person pours red peppers all over their pizza
>"please take one sample" sign at grocery store
>take none
You can't tell me what to do.
>>24502337
>at uni some immigrant niggeress ask me help in a translation assignment
>give only false answers
>she fails miserably
That's what you get for having a scholarship when I struggle to get food in my plate you fucking monkey with no documents
>>24504855
Is it bad that every time someone says something like that I immediately get reminded of gif related?
>tfw I stopped trying so hard at uni because it was making me go insane
>tfw I just get a slightly worse grades despite putting in probably 80% less effort and my mental health has overall improved
>tfw starting to slightly enjoy life
>>24502906
>>pour popcorn and soda onto the seats in front of me at movie theaters so normies sit elsewhere and don't block my view
>>24504963
Really? Its kind of a tie between this for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmCFF3wdF6I
>>24502906
>>pour popcorn and soda onto the seats in front of me at movie theaters so normies sit elsewhere and don't block my view
this is genius
>get extra ketchup/salsa/etc. packets
>make squishys in public restrooms
>"top only don't ban riven"
>I ban riven
>>24502906
>pour popcorn and soda onto the seats in front of me at movie theaters so normies sit elsewhere and don't block my view
Damn thats a good idea actually. Thank you anon.
>>24504415
>not hiding in the air ducts overnight so you can be first in line at 10am when they open the doors.
>be white
>nice orthodox jewish family in next appartment
>tag "allah akbar death to the jews" on their door
>next day police is all over the place
>arabs get arrested
>some get tear gas'd
>now they probably are police filed for hate crimes
