How does it feel to be liked and loved and desired by a super cute young girl?
>>24501437
annoying if you don't feel the same way.
haven't we already had this thread today?
sage
>>24501437
It feels weird as a grown man. They wanna ask you all sorts of personal questions and they make assumptions like you're the best thing going in her life. She'll find any excuse to oogle at you and you can feel her get excited when you talk to her.
>>24501437
Joyful and fulfilling, until your unmet desires for an intellectual and emotional equal cause you to skulk around guilty before regretfully breaking it off with her.
>>24501475
how can you not love a qt young girl?
>>24501437
It feels wonderful. I've had many younger gfs. I'm 32 now. Fucked a 15yr old last year.
>>24501532
>Fucked a 15yr old last year.
>>24501532
>pedo thinks this is a thread for him
yeah nah, just leave
>>24501475
^This anon knows.
Unless you feel the same way its just an annoyance.
>>24501833
That girl is not 15yo.
I'd kiss her nonetheless
>>24501549
>>24501601
Pls gas yourselves.
>>24501913
>That girl is not 15yo.
there's people on this board that just don't admit, there's underage cunts that are attractive but muh morals always scare out normies. pedoscum or not that 15yo is attractive and i would fuck her brains out.
>>24502037
What I was saying is that she's probably 14 or 13, not 15.
Fucking amazing man
You haven't known true happiness until you've had a 16 year old girlfriend. Holy shit. They are pure joy, enthusiasm, bubbliness. You might be surprised to hear this, but they aren't evil yet, like 18+ girls quickly get. They're just big happy children with perfect bodies. Fuck, even if they have imperfect bodies, dat babyfat makes them 11/10 anyway.
Try dating a 23 year old after dating a 16 year old though. It's like going from eating pizza and having beers with friends to chewing on a discarded banana peel under a bridge. It's physically painful. 18+ broads start getting really full of themselves, really fast, start doing that shit where they type all in lowercase on Skype to you and get IRL mad at you if you don't subscribe to their TUMBLR LIFE PHILOSOPHY that they discovered last week and they will change again next week.
But 21+ year olds are when it starts getting real rough. They don't even try to justify their cuntiness anymore. They are just cunts. It seeps into every part of their personality, it oozes into every crack and crevice until they're just fucking grating to be around. It's like hanging out with a 73 year old cancerous widow who just wants to die already and who hates everyone and everything around her. You can taste her misery, she never stops complaining, but she still feels entitled to your companionship.
Seriously man, mid-adolescents are goddesses on earth. Date one ASAP. Don't just fuck them, actually date them.
And stay the hell away from 21-and-higher girls if you can. Pic related. Pic fucking related is every 21-25 year old, secretly, on the inside, even if she doesn't quite look like this. See how she's subtly "old" looking, all these lines and wrinkles coming in? The same thing is happening to her ass, too. How she's perpetually annoyed and always has some fucking problem with something? Twentysomething broads just want to ruin your day, man. It's all that they have left.
>>24502185
And I still wouldn't care if she was 12 even. I'd eat her cunny out for hours on end. And then get her pregnant and groom her.
>>24502231
>I'd eat her cunny
But vaginas taste horrible
>>24502207
>>24502261
well played guise
>>24502207
You tell em man. These fags were laughing at my most recent conquest. It's pretty amazing being over 30 and pulling teen cunny. I even came inside her. All thanks to the internet and me being handsome.
>>24502280
>All thanks to the internet and me being handsome.
>>24502261
Apparently you havent eaten fresh like my hero jarred.
Seriously though there is a discernable difference when you go young. I know first hand.
>>24502313
>I know first hand.
>>24501500
that sounds like heaven
>>24502280
>>24502299
i love you senpai.
>>24502329
Until everyone thinks you fucked this 14 year old and she lies and says we did, causing pedo accusations everywhere.
>>24502299
>>24502325
Why are you laughing? Jealous? You too can pull young cunny if you desire
>>24502364
>Kid
I am friggin' 33 you friggin' cunt
>>24502280
details?
>>24502374
Kek well I'm 32. Why the laughs?
>>24502423
Not many details other than I met her on fetlife. We dated for 2 months..
It's also kinda difficult because they are still in the highschool mindset and talk as such. They hardly have much to talk about beyond superficial matters. But one can teach them if they're interested.
>>24502547
>We dated for 2 months..
>>24502699
I ended it myself.. Still miss her a little. But I got everything I wanted and then met a 22 yr old who was equally cute and dated her for 8 months now I'm alone though. So you can laugh at that if you please.
>>24502547
>Meeting anyone on fetlife under 30
How is this even possible? Last time I checked the only people there are 45 yr old kekolds and used up milfs pretending to be dominatrixes. Not trying to call you a liar or anything, just curious is all.
>>24502834
>How is this even possible?
It's actually very easywhen you make up fake stories on 4chan
>>24502834
A lot of searching. And making personal ads. It was worth the 3 or 4 hours I put into it. I move it off fetlife and into texting pretty quick. I haven't used the site recently so I don't know how it is. I'm also butthurt I ruined a perfect chance to meet a extremely cute girl on there. She wanted to meet but I didn't want to that particular day as I was feeling shitty. Word for the wise, never turn down a girls invitation. You may not get a second chance.
>>24502893
Keep telling yourself that my friend. Sorry to break it to you but some of us have success in our efforts. Efforts being the key word here, as it takes one to get what you want.
>>24502981
I could maybe believe this story on a normalfag site, but you're posting on 4chan's r9k board. Just your presence here shows that you are a fundamentally unwholesome human being
>>24501437
that is impossible for true robots
I dunno famm, you better hope that underage b& doesn't get a change of heart years later then admits some 32 yo had sex with her. Unless you live outside the US.
>>24503021
>oh no
>pedos
>on 4chan
>the horror
back to tumblr senpai
>>24502981
There truly is no substitute for hard work. I guess I'll just have to keep trying. Glad to know my efforts aren't entirely in vain.
>>24503066
Don't come on to strong and dress nice in your pictures. Leave some things vaugue and open to interpretation for later conversations. In other words don't let it all hang out. There's plenty of women and girls on there and their friends etc. Look at peoples friends list. Also helps if you have good genetics and a positive self Image. And even if you don't ( like myself) pretend you do.
>>24503054
Kek I'm not worried about that . not even for a second.
>>24503021
Maybe I am unwholesome, but that doesn't mean I don't speak the truth. Sorry you've become so jaded that you can't believe anything you see on here. I feel sorry for the fags that do lie though.
>>24501437
On top of the fucking world senpai
>mfw people actually believe my story
Come on guys, it's too easy nowadays...
>>24501437
It's fucking annoying.
>>24503306
Gas yourself troll
>>24503395
If only it were possible to pickup women with meme's. I'd be swimming in teen pussy by now.
>>24503464
It is possible
>be me leaving college
>big crowd of college people queueing for bus
>full of qts wearing leggings
>have hands in pockets
>17 y/o grill brushes past me with her back to me
>has big arse n yoga pants
>arse brushes hands in my pockets
tfw if i hadnt had my hands in my pockets i would have finally got to feel a qt teens arse in yoga pants
>>24501516
This. I tried 16 when I was 20. They're just not mature enough and really annoying after a while. Settled for 23 when I was 21. Haven't regretted it yet.
All of you guys itt complaining about teenage immaturity are approaching it the wrong way. Teenage girls are literally children so you have to treat them as such. Expecting them to act as equitable partners in a relationship is a recipe for disaster. If you think about it, this is actually a good thing. Being that they are still socially developing, you have the opportunity to groom your little girl into the perfect mate. Older women are not only set in their ways, but they are bitter from being pumped and dumped by chad. A fresh young girl otoh is a blank slate you can mold into whatever you want. While the potential is there, molding another human is not easy and requires experience and an iron will. Then again, if any of you had that, you wouldn't be crying about tfw no gf.
>>24502981
>Efforts being the key word here
>>24503464
>meme's
why the apostrophe?
>>24501549
>>24502299
>>24502325
>>24502699
>>24505162
CAN YOU STOP THIS MEMEPOSTING
first year uni student here. at this age i already feel too old for 16 year olds. how do these mid 20s, 30s guys even meet them? prowling starbucks/malls/playgrounds or someshit?
>>24505615
> prowling starbucks/malls/playgrounds or someshit?
sounds like you have already given up on life, maybe an hero?
>>24501437
No matter what anyone tells you the only true answer is dread.
dread of her finding out you're not as perfect as she originally though.
dread of the humiliation you'll experience.
dread of her moving on after using such strong words to express the way she felt about you.
Dread of being remembered by her because you'd rather pretend it never happened
dread of the start of a relationship.
Dread of the relationship ending.
It's nothing but fear having someone like you when you know you'll produce nothing but disappointment for her.
This would be the case for you anon since you're asking this question.
>>24505615
In high school during my senior year girls who were freshmen and sophomores thought I was in their grade level. Also, my cousin had a young friend who had a crush on me. This was 3 years ago, and I can't do anything because of morals.
>>24503464
>Find girls on Tinder who mention memes in their bio
>Or even better, those saying something like "I communicate by memes"
>Open with anything meme-related
>tfw they have no idea what the fuck you're talking about
>>24505906
god i hate women so much
>>24506070
>Girls bio says memes are her life
>Open with "You look like a big girl"
>mfw "You fucking asshole!"
>>24505906
Women literally just pretend to be part of anything that is related to "getting attention" or being part of the "in crowd", if being an incel virgin became popular stretched out whores would do kegel exercises and hymen repair surgeries would become more "trendy" than boob jobs, they would literally do this shit just pretend and "be part of the hype".
>>24506070
You have no fucking idea how much I relate to this statement, whats ironic about feminism is that it supposedly started because men hated women, but its only in these times where feminism is in full effect that I actually have a true hatred for women.
>>24506341
Feminism is basically just an excuse for women to live life on an even easier mode. Just look at eSports for an example
>Women are literally just as capable as men in this area
>Very few of them play games like csgo
>Those who do play can't compete against the top tier guys
>Feminists say that women are oppressed and should be given spotlight
>Tournaments only for women are arranged
>Here, women who actually have no talent can make easy money and get undeserved attention
>Meanwhile, guys who don't even have fucking hands has to compete against all the other guys
>tfw feminists don't say jack shit about the physically handicapped men
>>24501437
It's great for the first few months
>>24506588
>watching esports tournament way back
>limited centre stage streams, plus dozens of non-streamed matches going on
>for every famous dude on the centre stage, there are like 20 mediocre guys or formerly famous guys, and for every one of those there are another 50 nobodies
>only the really famous guys get centre stage because they're so fucking good
>hierarchy works, men just naturally respect skill and effort like this
>none of the non-famous guys would be upset by it, they understand their place and the road before them
>!!!!!!!!!!!WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!! enter tournament
>GET CENTRE STAGE
>GET TO PLAY AGAINST ONE OF THE GREATEST PLAYERS OF ALL TIME
>HOLY SHIT WHAT AN HONOR
>crowd is silent
>literally nobody knows this broad and she looks like someone parodying a stereotypical gamer girl
>announcers pumping it up like feminism is finally here, this is the moment we've all been waiting for, women are FINALLY liberated from patriarchy!!
>game starts
>she literally can't even play the game
>she can't do basic shit that random scrubs, not even low tier pros but actual scrubs can do
>like we're talking she doesn't know how to throw grenades
>announcers are so used to casting fast-paced games where they have to use ten thousand shorthand lingo just to keep track of all the strategies and counter-strategies and mechanics going on
>they're struggling to describe what is sort of like watching a child fail to tie its own shoes
>the actual pro is just confused
>basically defeats her with the equivalent of poking her with a finger and she falls down, without even trying, without even doing anything really
>crowd lets out a giant cry of ???? what's even happening are we supposed to be happy or sad or what
>she wanders off the stage looking confused
>probably sucked 300 cocks that night
Women are ruining everything
THEY'RE RUINING FUCKING EVERYTHING
WHY CAN'T THEY UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF HARD WORK OR "EARNING THINGS"
DO THEY LITERALLY JUST NOT HAVE THAT CONCEPT?!
When it's mutual it's pretty great
>>24506719
Dear fucking god, please tell me there is a vid of this.
>>24501437
I knew about a hear and a half ago for like a week. Best feeling in the world.
She might have faked it the whole time for attention, still not sure.
She had a kid too
>>24502547
dd/lg perv yonder
>>24506719
>tfw when you want to +1 a post and there is no +1, so much truth in this post
>>24501437
i want to cum inside of her
>>24501437
I imagine it's the same feeling as when a chubby homely girl has a crush on you. Just not gross.
>>24501532
That's it, I'm calling the police...
>>24505906
>>24506313
You autists realize memes are not exclusive to 4chan, right? Meme does not mean "joke that 4chan and reddit like to repeat endlessly."
