Has it ever occured to you that maybe girls like this exist? They seem to take whatever they can get. It's not 2006, Stacie basically isn't even real anymore. It's like you all think girls are clubsluts
http://www.boredpanda.com/single-girls-problems-advantages-illustrations-livingstov/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook
Basically what im saying is if you want a gf just get one of these weird solitude types
>>24500868
I'm a milennial 19 year old. OP is full of shit.
If a girl doesn't have a boyfriend she's choosing to stay single. Unless you're literally a -5/10 every girl has at least one guy that wants them. Most single women are single because they flat out reject anyone who isn't a 10/10 Chad and they don't make any effort to pursue anyone they're interested in.
>>24500889
Or youre an antisocial loser and thats why youre on r9k. Seriously, what do you know tubby?
>>24500868
Kek those comments. I'm sure they exist, and they're all so concerned with themselves that they wouldnt pull their weight in a relationship anyways.
>>24500914
I've spent 14 years of my life in school confined in a small classroom with them and observed all their mannerism and personalities when communicating with others? Gee I wonder how I would know.
>>24500868
>Has it ever occurred to you that maybe girls like this exist?
Has also occurred to me that unicorns might exist.
the bitterness is real ITT
the list was good though, and many apply to myself as well
DING DING DING THEY FIGURED IT OUT
all this tells me is that women are in fact all whores, who would rather be alone than with someone that is not mega-chad
>>24500868
i'm a single girl and i often ask myself, "who am i not wiping my feces directly forwards into my cunt for?" the answer is nobody, and i then proceed to wipe my feces directly forwards into my cunt, and then slide on the panties i've been wearing for the last two weeks, and then put on a minidress and grind my shitty anus and pussy into men at a nightclub. ruin a lot of men's button-downs that way. tee hee blushing flower, don't know what i'm doing, tee hee. fuck men. enjoy scraping my doo doo off your best shirt, fag.
>>24500914
>antisocial loser
>tubby
Kek, fucking women, can't help being retarded all the time
>>24500965
>not using a bidet
The degeneracy is real. Jesus Christ.
>>24500961
you're not the man of anyone's dreams. you bitterly point the finger at women rather than accepting responsibility for your own failures. you may find a wife though, someday. she'll have to be OK with marrying a petulant manchild.
>>24500988
nice assumptions there greta
go write another article on jezebel about how triggered you got
>>24500988
My point isn't that I'm the man of anyone's dreams, it's that women are quick to reject anyone that isn't Chad so they're losing everything they claim they want.
>>24500966
im a guy, guy
>>24500940
maybe im exactly your age and WOOO you OBSSERVED THEM FROM AFFAR!?
I'm just gonna back up cus YOU my friend are the expert here!
What a bunch of crap.
Single solitary awkward girls like this exist, of course, but all they want is Chad cock inside of her.
>>24500965
good shitt
>>24500940
>school
You see, that is pretty much the problem with every idiot robot who posts here. They take all their knowledge from school and high school bullshit but have zero experience with woman in the real world. its downright amazing that you somehow lived years post high school and haven't realized that place was as phony and fake and superficial as a pair of breast implants.
>>24500988
>the pic
>accepting responsibility
>your own failures
So, a girl telling you to fuck off has to do with your responsibilities and own failures?
Also, you're an idiot.
>>24501018
>DING DING DING THEY FIGURED IT OUT
>not bitter finger-pointing
hmmm
>>24500868
>Has it ever occured to you that maybe girls like this exist?
No because they don't
>>24500868
>>24500885
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>>24500935
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>>24500949
>>24500961
>>24500965
>post a well thought out thread regarding feels and depression
>hardly gets any replies and deleted in minutes
>attention whoring cunt posts her bait blog on r9k
>gets hundreds of replies from hundreds of thirsty virgin autists and betas showering her with attention
I hate this fucking board. you betas and white knights have destroyed every thing good here. stop replying to this bait bullshit and stop showering these cunts with attention
>>24500868
ok lets see what conclusions we card drawl
>we have evidence that women are capable of easily obtaining male attention via online dating websites (regardless of traits) [see eggwoman threads]
>complain about being single
I think this image sums it up
there aren't enough chads for all of them unfortunately
>>24501058
>single girls whining about being single
>they draw a picture of why they're single
>"Yes, that's actually why you're single"
Bitter finger pointing?
>>24501060
sorry nobody cares about your well-thought-out feels and depression, you monumental crybaby faggot.
>>24501063
I was just about to post this garbage.
Roasties being roastie.
>>24501060
When was it implied I'm a girl. No one gives a shit about your feels you little baby. Maybe this is why no one likes you and you resort to venting online like its your blog
And why do you imply that I'm a girl? So you can pull the famouse "hur if he gets attention he must be a girl" meme?
Fuck off dude
>>24501078
it's the tone of DING DING DING dumbo. bitter. get it?
>Almost a third of them are women complaining about them getting fat
Stop being such pigs then and control yourself.
>>24501079
>>24501091
you have /soc/ you have /b/ you have facebook and literally every normie device known to man. you have instagram and reddit but no you decide to.come to a website filled with antisocial virgins and attention whore here? fucking women I used to beat the shit out of my little sister and you are the reason why I hate women so much. I don't feel guilty anymore about it since all women are fucking shit fucking attention whoring cunts
>>24500965
This lads, is a true fembot. Also, I'll add the obligatory
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>>24501106
It's kind of nice that they're blaming themselves for being fat/having high standards rather than blaming men for being assholes or "nice guys".
>>24501160
They know the problem, but wont try to fix it. They really are like us. When will both parties try to fix our shit?
>>24501153
>true fembot
>goes to clubs and "dances" by grinding her pussy on strangers
Yeah sounds like a typical fembot. Shy, socially awkward, and forever alone, am I right ladies?
>>24501202
She smears literal shit on normies. What have you done to fight the good fight lately, brother?
>>24501147
wow, i'm so sorry we ignored you. this is a really, really, really, REALLY well-thought-out post about your feels and depression. we'll stop paying attention to women and listen to everything you say from now on.
>>24501219
Not being a normie or a whiteknight, which is more than I can say for her or you respectively.
>>24500965
this post was excellent. kudoes to you. probably a guy though
>>24501255
So nothing. Pretty much what I expected.I just find the thought of normies getting poop smeared on them funny. You're taking this too seriously.
>>24501255
>t's not 2006, Stacie basically isn't even real anymore. It's like you all think girls are clubsluts
>http://www.boredpanda.com/single-girls-problems-advantages-illust
> rekt
Love the comments calling those images out on their bullshit.
>Who am I shaving for?
Yourself. Toppest of keks to the people who shave for other people.
>>24501033
I've had multiple friends who were girls. Today there is also social media of people my age posting about every action they do. I also have female co workers at my work. Plus if you're in school and a teen you won't have much of a life outside of school.
>>24501060
This tbqpfhwyf
These >>24501079 posts are the problem. Nobody thinks you're a tough guy for talking shit on the internet. If you want to shower normies with attention, go to facebook. If you want to talk shit with other 13 year olds, go to >>>/b/ baka tbqh
>>24500868
I want a girl like this. we can discuss gardening, video games, math, nature, philosophy.
But girls only seem interested in their status and security. If you don't subtly bring those up right away they say farewell.
>>24501147
You're really stupid
Now excuse me while I use your echochamber to post about stuff that people actually want to reply to
>>24501593
this board should really be renamed /cry/. but until it is, i'm afraid it's not the safe space you were hoping for, you whiny homo. go on, give a nice fat e-hug to the tantrum-throwing anon you're white-knighting for. (yes i know what that means and i know exactly how i'm using it.) it's on you feelfags to make each other feel special. so go on, tell him how much his feelings mean to you.
>>24500868
this seems quite nice
she's honest, I think.
also
>how do I get bf
>I have absolutely no idea
>cry
pretty accurate for robots too
>>24501694
Lole nice one, anon! Ur such a badass. Sure showed that beta neet manlet faggot! xDD
>>24500965
oh god I did not need to imagine that please that's fucking vile
>girls that think they have problems
>>24500868
So basically what Every Single Girl wants is:
>A CHAD
>Who is FAMOUS
>TAKEN = Popular with the ladies
>EXPERIENCED = Twice her age
>Will treat her like a Cinderella (since HE DOESN'T KNOW SHE EXISTS... yet)
>Will put up with her FATTY FAT FAT
>Can and will COOK WELL
Wow, modern western women really are a bunch of entitled little cunts, aren't they?
>>24500868
wow at least take the trackers off the uri you filthy swine.
>>24501781
I have a theory women LIKE being submissive, so they go for the alpha male, who is an ass to them. Only after they hit the wall do they need betabux.
Women have a sort of group think in that if other women like a guy he must be high mating quality. (PUA call this social proof)
>>24501781
This is what feminism has effected. A return to caveman times. Little do they know they will suffer just as much as men going for the alphas.
Fembots exist but you don't know about them because they rarely leave their room
>>24502875
yes, and they have the audacity to call me ugly and boring when I send them my pic and they say nothing about themselves.
They honestly think a 9/10 will save them and provide for them.
>>24501060
If it helps, I reply to those threads.
>>24502728
>I have a theory women LIKE being submissive
No shit.
Seriously though this is literally how human biology works, try not subordinating a qt and watch them begin to disrespect you. Women respond to feelings, and if they don't feel dominated by you, they will hate you
>>24500868
I feel bad for nerdy women actually. A lot of them probably make some obvious advances towards a cute robot in hs/uni but we were too autistic to recriprocate.
>>24500868
>>24500914
>>24500949
>>24500988
>>24501033
>>24501091
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>>24501692
>hey guys have you tried acknowledging that women share some of the same feelings you do?
>lmao nobody gives a fuck about your feelings you bitter piece of shit, Fuck off and die alone
>>24503406
This happened to me once. Some girl just came up to me when I was with my friend and just stood there
My friend said "There's a girl behind you" and I turned around and she was just standing there looking down so I said "can I help you" and she gave me a hug and left and I was like... uh okay
>>24503406
Fuck off normie
also
>we
>>>reddit.com/r/4chan
>>24500868
>http://www.boredpanda.com/single-girls-problems-advantages-illustrations-livingstov/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook
>source=facebook
normie identified, commence RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT
>>24503268
It's like a chivalry thing. If you are not in charge enough to show them around then they deem you weak and low status.
Ultimately this probably arises because male mammals are generally larger than females.
I have never once seen a female into femdom. Not that I've had many sexual experiences (3 partners at age 29)
>>24500965
thats some good trolling but nigga wiping shit into your vagina is going to fuck your shit up
>>24501147
It's okay bro, I agree with you, this board is full of normies and women
>>24500947
But girls like tis actually do exist, unlike unicorns
>>24500965
How would poo get on my shirt? You're not touching your junk directly onto it
>>24501106
...says the obese neckbeard
>>24503919
>lol you can't just assume i'm a girl so you can spout FUCK OFF ROASTIE
>You're a fat fucking neckbeard with no life and no business judging other people you sack of shit
>>24504020
Except you never accused me of being female
>le "/r9k/ is one person" maymay
>>24500868
>>24500885
Those "weird solitude types" think they're entitled to chad just like every normalslut stacy.
>>24504491
...says the fat gay nerd.
>>24504520
see: every vicarious teen action movie with a female protagonist
>>24504520
>>24504652
reminder that this was universally praised and wasn't called out for its ridiculous double standards
>>24504549
...says the twink
>please please be as weird as me
I'm ordering a preserved sheep brain on amazon to keep on display, according to my family thats weird. Dr who is not
>#2
theres like a 95% chance you did at some point, not saying ti would have been a great relationship.
>#3
why not ask a male out? be as weird as you think you are
>#4
tfw no female autist gf
>#5
for you (insert bane joke here)
>#6
men are scorned for having similar high standards
>#7
the chris chan approach is respectable
>#8
no, its your choice. even I could hook up with a hambeast but I choose not to
>#9
you need a hobby
>#10
I can relate, no need to starve yourself
>#11
this one even features cats in the pic
>#12
not at all correlated
>#14
be female, wait
>#15
dear future wife, you better be a good cook or else I'm replacing you with two 15 year olds when you turn 30
REMEMBER TO FIND SOME EXCUSE TO BE A BUSYBODY CUNT
REMEMBER!!!
>Uh, excuse me, but
>>24505689
imagine if a guy said this about women
>Lol yeah im sure you're single by choice, loser virgin!
>you're just a little boy who's afraid of commitment
>whats wrong, scared of confident women?
>well i guess you always have your hand to keep you company
>>24501063
Do you think twice my age is really a large barrier when trying to get with a guy?
>>24500868
Laughed hard at all the butthurt kekes
>>24500868
>Stacie basically isn't even real anymore
kek
>>24503406
They obviously weren't being obvious enough.
Just say the damn words girl. If you like a guy and want him and know he's single, then just ask.
I won't ever respect a woman that doesn't try to take something she wants.
I hate the fact that for instance, my older brother has to tell his gf to eat so she actually eats and doesn't timidly stare at something she wants.
That's what a fucking dog would do.
>>24500988
Found the mad roastie as Im being toastie
>>24506743
Damn son, I've seen some shit
>>24500988
>>24500914
I do love me a toasty thread.
>>24500885
> find yourself one of them solitude types
> whilst being a solitude type
The only thing more unlikely for us to ever speak with one another is for both of us to bother leaving the house.
We're both alone for a reason, can't be arsed.
>>24506519
Oh so you can have a Wifu and forsake 3DP, but I'm a roastie for wanting a Husbando.
>>24507294
that isn't even close to what he said you dumb whore
Just stop giving a fuck about all social graces. What I mean is be blunt and honest and don't censor yourself. It may earn the hatred of some, but it also earns the respect of girls and friends that you may have. I have a fat girl who likes me because I'm this way. Most importantly it makes you feel good sticking it to Chad and Stacey.
>>24500868
>Guys I find attractive
>Famous
>Twice my age
>Taken
Wow, even this list recognizews that women are whores.
>>24504744
>That guys giant torso sized feet
Shitty artist always trigger me.
>>24503406
I had a girl with a crush on me like that, too bad her breath reeked and she wore burlap bags.
>>24506743
>Women being in a position to be able to tell someone to fuck off.
>Think they know what it's like to be lonely and never approached
The comic makes it seem so normal that women can do this as if it's nothing special. It's amazing how they come up with new ways to show how privileged and selfish they are. They even do it unintentionally while trying to portray themselves as victims. There's just no self-awareness.
>>24509424
fuck it, I'm just going to create grey goo and unleash it on the world
>>24509424
This is exactly like a post you would find on Tumblr only bitching about girls instead of boys.
>>24501033
>that place was as phony and fake and superficial as a pair of breast implants.
University has seemed relatively similar.
>>24508270
>Girls I find attractive
>Famous [Waifus]
>Twice my age [Milfs]
>Taken [Dating Chads]
>I turn down men that are in my league
>I wonder why I'm so alone
>>24501060
Just accept that this board is basically a monument for self pity.
If people were interested in anything else it'd look a lot different.
>tfw no plain gf
>>24510644
>so alone
There is no such thing as 'so alone'. You either are alone or not; it is not a scale.
>>24509619
that's the joke, they call everything privileged
>>24510889
fuck of geraldio
you just take an an average of how much of the time youre alone vs with others andboom!youre magically on a scale you absolute nitwit
Why would I want a girlfriend to start with ?
I just want to live a rest of life quietly. the damage are already done and are Irreversible. I am tired of having my expectation been disappointed, Most human being cannot be trusted beside, why would I want to date someone that doesn't even care for me anyway ?
>>24500965
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>>24500913
just like how men reject anything that isn't a 10/10 Stacy
pic very related. those women were probably attractive and yet labeled as a "4/10"
>>24501025
Then be the chad Cock.
>>24500868
Too anxiety to find them. Also too anxiety to find job. Furthermore too anxiety to do anything. Almost too anxiety to do post.
To be quite honest I am a horrible, shitty, disgusting human being that deserves every second of suffer he gets and literally no girl in their right mind would ever want me.
>>24501694
Well it really depends on your luck and time of the day when you post your threads if you want a good discussion. In the end there is literally nothing you can control to make r9k make a good thread.
Every board is like this, but ironically I have experienced the best well thought threads over on b.
Im a fat anime nerd who drinks too much. I'm not getting a girlfriend anytime soon. my cybernetics won't allow it
>>24510866
She would already be corrupt anyway.
>>24501255
DA BANTZ
>>24510842
We should really rename interests to normiests, not being anhedonic is the cornerstone of normie-ism.
>>24509619
Got a source on that one lad? Link me a single post of something to that effect.
