Why do "robots" value a virgin girlfriend so much? Or rather, why do they instantly jump the insult train whenever a woman has had a boyfriend in the past, even if she's still a virgin? Do they simply project their hatred for women and their alleged "easy mode" life through their idea of what makes a girl girlfriend material?
>>24499392
Its called a superiority complex.
>>24499392
I'd rather have a girl who has a little experience before hand. Two virgins trying to fug is awkward as hell i'd imagine. Key word is "little" experience though, not getting gangbanged by an entire football team
>Do they simply project their hatred for women and their alleged "easy mode" life through their idea of what makes a girl girlfriend material?
You've got it right yet painted that as an inherently wrong idea. Wrong considering our situation.
The number of boyfriends a woman has had in the past the more she expects from you. This is obvious.
>posts a tumblr image
Holy fuck the irony
>>24499440
Normie here. Lost my virginity to a virgin. Not at all awkward, probably the best decision I made.
Granted I've fingered girls before her so I had "a bit" of experience.
>>24499506
Well, you're not a robutt though. We tend to make rather regular things awkward.
>>24499506
Don't listen to this "Normie".
My first girlfriend was a Virgin, when we fucked the first time it was terrible. She didn't know how to lay, I could hardly fit it in. Unused pussies are not great, gotta have them broken in.
>>24499392
Crippling insecurity and zero self esteem. They can't bear the thought of being compared to someone else.
>>24499412
In a way similar to how whites on /pol/ have a superiority complex towards other races? Would you say /r9k/ is the gender studies version of /pol/?
>>24499440
You're one of few, then.
>>24499462
If she knows you're a virgin, she will definitely not expect anything impressive from you, unless you're only looking at complete dumbasses who don't have the ability to analyze things subjectively and, just like you, have a black and white perspective of everything.
>>24499489
Explain how Undertale is in any way "tumblr" aside from "others said it was".
And that's the last we've heard from you. Goodbye.
>>24499392
They don't like the idea of a girl having more romantic experience than them. Simple as that. I know because I was in the same position at one point.
While I don't care as much now that I've escaped being a failed normie, I'd still take an inexperienced/virgin girl over an experienced one any day. I've tries both on several occasions, and virgin girls objectively give the best sex in my experience. Theres a learning curve, but they are far more eagar to experiment and please you than a girl that's already tried it all. All experienced girls I've had lay there like a dead fish.
>>24499506
Leave and get cancer
>>24499570
>shemales
>forced homosexual relationships
>furry game
>gender neutral protagonist
>option to date furries
>indie
>faggy anime memes
I'm sure there's more
>>24499570
>Explain how Undertale is in any way "tumblr" aside from "others said it was".
not that guy, but since all of the tumblr teens left the homestuck train a few years back, and steven universe is too childish, undertale was a bastion for fandom. It's the most tumblr thing sine 2011 homestuck. And this is coming from a fan of both.
>>24499570
You can live in lala land where women are just fine about a man being a virgin, but that's not true at all. Fuck off with your tripfaggotry too.
>>24499608
But how is it tumblr? You didn't answer his question.
>>24499616
There are a lot of Undertale fans on 4chan also. Would Undertale also be considered "4chan"?
>>24499553
I mean if you like the loose roast beef, by all means power to ya kid, theres buttloads of them out there. I like breaking in my girls for my own personal use alone.
>>24499392
Robots hate anything and everything. They always need to be angry about something.
>>24499646
>I like breaking in my girls for my own personal use alone.
But you're still a virgin...
>>24499638
Well 4chan's /co/ has had a homestuck general since early 2010. Fans pop up everywhere, it is a huge generalization to lob every fan into a labeled pot, but dude, undertale is EXTREMELY tumblr-centric. It was made that way, toby learned the quirks and whims from his time on the homestuck team.
it is what it is, and it is tumblr
>>24499646
Don't get me wrong, no issues with that. But breaking them in without knowing how is awkward, you can't deny that.
>>24499600
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
>>24499392
Me personally? Since I am a virgin and I have seen the statistics of infidelity in women who have had many sexual partners, I would prefer it if my gf was a virgin (I would probably be okay with one or two previous partners actually, so as long as she never cheated).
But being a virgin is only one possible part about being girlfriend material.
>>24499667
I'm the normshit he replied to though...
>>24499674
But in what way is it associated with tumblr!? Tumblr is not an adjective. Is it just because it's popular on tumblr? A lot of things are popular on tumblr.
>>24499681
It may be awkward if you're both turbo virgins, but its something to laugh about after. It's a learning experience, she's going to be just as flustered if not more than you will be.
>>24499719
Did you just fucking get here today? You came here from reddit to look for pictures of frogs didn't you. If you honestly don't understand why those things are associated with tumblr you're a fucking retard
>>24499719
that's a good counterpoint. tumblr as an adjective can be as baseless as saying something's 'reddit' because it has fedorable connotations. undertale just has that underlying bittersweet preachiness that the tumblr crowd just laps up. fandoms are almost always drawn to tumblr, it's where the majority of their discussion is based, it used to be blogspot in the early 2000s, and that was fine.
the stigmatism towards tumblr just comes from the general feel around it, the same with 4chan being this 'ooo use a proxy u dont want to be hacked' from the outside world. every site has it's merits, but it's also all superficial.
>>24499392
Everyone values virgin women, not just robots.
The only time a virgin woman isnt valuable is when you want to pump and dump-- in which case any old whore will do fine.
No man likes leftovers. No man likes damaged goods. No man likes a girl with baggage. No man wants to pick up the pieces of a slut's psyche. No man wants to marry the village bicycle, which is why women with that sort of reputation always relocate.
This is why ALL WOMEN lie about the number of men they've been with. Even women who say "the past doesnt matter" lie about their past.
>>24499776
>fedorable connotations
>>24499392
because like with all setbacks and obstacles and disorders, the modern generation claims that negative shit is actually very positive. if you are fat, then you know more about beauty. if you are weak, then you are smarter. if you are poor, then you have more personality. if you're a woman, you are powerful. if you are a virgin, you are virtuous (even if you masturbate all day to porn on a computer while eating junk food living on somebody elses dime).
people don't like adversity and there's no reason to face it, so we make up shit to cope with our problems in an indirect way. not always so pathetic though. i know i'm lazy but that sometimes makes me more efficient at work, even though i try to push against the laziness. i know i'm not very assertive but that probably helps me avoid conflict. robots make their thing all about sex because they were raised on mostly porn in all sorts of media.
>>24499779
>everyone
that drops off after age 18. and if sex damages goods, then nobody would be doing it.
>>24499608
>shemale
Transsexual crossdressing ghost robot*
>forced homosexual relationships
But there's only one and it isn't even forced, because one of the characters in that relationship is a literal fembot who has a crush on everyone in the game.
>furry game
Only a quarter or less of all characters in the game are anthropomorphic, which isn't even weird because making a "monster world" where every monster is intelligent generally has anthropomorphic creatures as a result. Besides, how is furryism in any way tumblr?
>gender neutral protagonist
For the sole purpose of the player being either female or male. The only thing this does is providing immersion.
>option to date furries
You can only date a skeleton.
>indie
Has nothing to do with tumblr. Star Citizen is also an indi game. Is Star Citizen a furry tumblr game?
>faggy anime memes
What? Also 4chan literally has an anime board.
Be sure to present more.
>>24499616
This isn't even a tumblr thing. It happens to a lot of games, and it's actually mostly let's players who are to thank for creating the godawful fanbase. Furthermore, Undertale took a lot of inspiration from Homestuck, and Toby Foxx (the creator) did a lot of music for Homestuck, so it's not a surprise Homestuck fans flock to it. If Infinity Ward makes any other product that isn't Call of Duty, CoD fanboys will also flock to that new product en masse, regardless of whether it's anything like Call of Duty or not.
>steven universe is too childish but undertale isn't
But it is.
>>24499617
I'm pretty sure women are, in fact, fine with virgins, as long as said virgins haven't developed a massive insecurity around their virginity. This is extremely off putting, logically so.
"robots" don't value shit, the current day robot is just some 16 boy who's upset because he doesn't have a gf
Any oldfag can tell you, /r9k/ didn't fuss this much about gfs before, we were virgins yes, but we sure as hell didn't spend everyday talking about virgin gfs too
It's just a preference one could have a myriad of reasons, and it's not limited to robots. I'd prefer a virgin partner because I'm castrated and their be much less friction if she wasn't very interested or interested in sexual relations at all.
>>24499776
Exactly. I'm sick of people like >>24499754
using sites like tumblr and reddit as an ultimate boogeyman. Those people are as stupid as those afraid of 4chan.
>>24499818
>trying this hard to rationalize the inevitable truth
Just like the bronies
Game is shit and you're a massive faggot
>>24499825
Fucking this. This board has become a giant whine fest of underaged highschoolers. All just failed normies.
All robots are virgins but not all virgins are robots.
I wouldn't want to drink a coke some bloke had his pecker in now would I ?
>>24499860
I don't see any counterarguments. This is not how you prove your right, not to me, to anyone else or even yourself.
>>24499776
This is a great explanation. I'm screencapping it for further use.
Yes, it basically boils down to "this is tumblr/reddit because I don't like it and I don't use those two sites".
>>24499817
>if sex damages goods no one would be doing it.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho.
>if texting and driving caused accidents no one would do it.
>if smoking caused cancer no one would do it.
>if eating fatty food made you fat, everyone would eat healthy
What world do you live in where everyone isnt constantly destroying themselves?
>>24499932
I wasn't really down for a legit argument. People are going to perceive it as tumblr propaganda no matter what points you make. There is nothing you can do but keep your stupid tumblr game to yourself and stop posting this dumb skeleton like a manchild
>>24499942
do you think you made a good analogy there? purchase a computer tonight and then destroy it tomorrow. your world seems to be defined by this behavior so what's the problem?
>>24500029
But you see, since you have failed to get even close to convincing me of anything, I have no reason to not keep Undertale to myself, and no reason not to post images about it.
>>24500029
Please try not to get so easily triggered.
>>24500057
Okay well don't be surprised when you get called a brony and a furry
Because you are on par with both those things
>tripfag
>undertale gif
>advocating for slut acceptance
You're out, kid.
>tumblrtale pictures
>wanting people to read what you say and care about it in any way
lmao @ your life
lol how progressive xD
>>24500106
>>24500128
>>24500147
Sorry about your PTSD.
>>24500128
All the gay shit gets top billing
>>24499719
>agender protag
>homosexual
>"autistic" papyrus
Tumblr has already infected it, just wait until its stephen galaxy bad
>>24500173
How are those things tumblr tho.
>>24499608
The protagonist was gender neutral? I just assumed it was a girl. And I definitely don't remember any shemales
Not wrong about the rest though. Still an ok game but nothing special
>>24500162
>imgur filename
Maybe you should go back there.
>>>/reddit/
>>24500162
I like the game just fine, love it even.
That doesn't change the fact that OP is a tumblr-purusing legbutt who has no conception of board decorum. Or she's just a bad troll.
>>24500195
Holy fucking shit, you made it too easy! Seriously, triggered just like that!
>>24500189
Why are you being willfully ignorant tho
>implying anyone that isnt from tumblr could like this game
>>24500224
I'm not. You've provided no explanation for how it, nor anything else for that matter, can be "tumblr".
>>24500051
Did I hurt your widdle feelings?
Dumb roastie.
>>24500246
I have gone on Tumblr a total of 0 times.
I love Undertale.
>wanting a hole tainted by dozens of semen-sprayers
Disgusting.
glad to see doj is back to lording over a bunch of anon kissless virgins while using undertale characters as an avatar
>>24500189
Theyre not exclusive to tumblr, but tumblr made them infamous, just like reddit is acociated with atheist neckbeards, tumblr is acociated with overly politically correct "mentally ill" sjws
>>24500248
I'm not that guy. I'm a bystander who is familiar with the penchant for anything non-hetero on tumblr. I also don't feel the need to reach my hand in the filth pile for examples you could easily get on your own.
But you wont. Because you're willfully ignorant.
>>24500258
Same
>>24500300
Please keep your trip off
some people dont like left overs
>>24500051
>point out degenerative behavior is self destructive
>THEN WHY DONT YOU BE SELF DESTRUCTIVE?!
Because I'm not a degenerate.
Work on your logic.
Reminder
Never, ever listen to sjw propaganda
They will always try to make you seem like the problem
>>24500303
This is the most reasonable explanation I've heard. It's still stupid because its based on a small view of the site, but it's at least something.
>>24500314
I don't actually think you're familiar with tumblr past what you've seen here. You're like people who are scared of 4chan, saying it full of l337 hackers and gore.
If you marry a nonvirgin you are a keqold. The fact that Jews were able to make you believe that is okay is hilarious.
>>24500381
>I don't actually think you're familiar with tumblr past what you've seen here. You're like people who are scared of 4chan, saying it full of l337 hackers and gore.
pic related
i lost the collage with like 20 posts saying the same thing
>>24500381
I get it. It's like reddit for girls with more pictures and less discussions.
Going on tumblr doesn't make someone a sjw. But most sjws go on tumblr and recruit there. They're inseparable.
>>24500558
"these headcanons are all fact and if you dont believe so youre racist/ableist/homophobic"
>>24500558
>Everyone is trans.
Sure thing.
>>24500513
Even if she lost her virginity to you? Not every wants to get married immediately. You've got to save up for that stuff.
>>24499392
Having sex with older women is way better. After my first gf (she technically wasn't a virgin but the guy had ED so I'm pretty sure I broke her hymen, kek) I started basically exclusively having sex with cougar types. Currently I'm 20 and bagging this crazy hot 30 yr old. Way more fun, experienced woman who is down for anything - face fuck? anal? bust in you? cum on your tits?
We didn't reveal our ages until after a few fucks, but it was pretty funny. She thought I was a bit older, I thought she was a bit younger, so her response was "Holy shit I was stripping in Australia when you were in 4th grade, hahaha".
Anyways, you really should just lose that V card. Sex is pretty boring desu. I just do it every week or 2 because primal instincts won't leave me alone. Hit up craigslist or backpage or something if you have to.
>>24499608
>shemales
>furries
>homogay
>anime
sounds more like 4chan than tumblr desu pham
>>24500845
Wow, that's disgusting. I'm glad people are banging old hags because that removes competition for ptp. Still, we should probably just youthanize that whole scene.
Having strings of relationships is complete tripe, too. There is no reason to corrupt girls and boys before they are ready to be with a supreme gentleman. Go bang whores, that's what they are there for.
I've banged plenty of asian whores and it helped me get some aggression out but I will now not accept anything less than a wife who is either pre puberty or virginal. Fucking around isn't even appealing. Sexual conquest and slaughter is, however.
>>24500375
Fuck, now I'm depressed.
>>24499392
>Undertale
You're trying to give US relationship advice?
>>24499570
>Complete dumbasses who don't have the ability to analyze things
That's literally women.
>>24499932
i thought undertale was alright, pretty good game
but "fandoms" in general are tumblr shit. most undertale fan stuff is from tumblr, or tumblr-like people. slightly alternative teenage girls and boys (and /v/, but /v/ has a pretty large tumblr presence as well) are liable to be into this game and it's fandom, they are also likely to be into tumblr and it's culture.
idk how you're denying this my dude
i would feel good because she would choose me as first and i think in my age (25) it would be something special
also she would know if i am good or not because she would have no clue how others do it hrhr
(sadly you dont instantly know how many partners someone had, i think ONS and lots of partners are distgusting)
>>24499392
Let me ask you OP, would you rather have a new can of soda pop or would you rather have a soda pop that's had 7 penises in it
>>24499392
To be honest it just shows foresight, like if a friend adopted a dog, couldn't take care of it, put it in a shelter, then planned to adopt another one i'd judge them for it.
All that first love nonsense has some stick to it, I guess it's people just want to be on the same page when starting something life long.
>>24501145found the virginYou're funny. I agree.
>>24501305
>Actually divorced
>But anyway using virgin as an insult on r9k
>Get back to /b/ or reddit
>>24501305
>>24501145
actually, women are better at analyzing things subjectively, while men are better at analyzing things objectively
women have stronger intuition, men have stronger logic
OP, if men and women are equal and both have their flaws, why do you constantly whiteknight for women only?
>>24499392
it's a preference that some people have like any other. yeah i would say that a lot of people here fetishize it to a certain extent.
basically it's about purity. it's about being the only person to ever share that physical manifestation of love with. it's about a mutual trust, faithfulness, and solidarity.
by this site's general standards, if you are not a virgin and are not with the person who took your virginity, then you are "impure."
HOWEVER, this does not apply if you are not a virgin and stay with the person who you lost it with/to. i believe the impurity lies in the act of humping and dumping.
say you have a secret, and you share it with someone. you connect on a deeper level and can then give each other a knowing glance, a meaningful look that communicates something that is lost to other people. now if you don't share that secret with anyone but your significant other, that is a special connection that you have never had/will never have with anyone else.
feminism and the advent of free love introduced the concept of meaningless sex, which is not something that people with traditional values buy into.
if you've slept around you have that connection with others, and for people with the worldview i described above, this can create a crushing sense of insecurity and makes the person undesirable. it shows mismatched values between partners, which is almost never a good thing.
>>24499392
this question comes up all the time and I would like to pose a counter-question: Why do people look down on people who have been married more than once? Would you not see anything questionable about marrying a beautiful young woman who has been married and subsequently divorced three times? Four times? How about twelve times?
we want virgins because we're insecure. we're concerned with security because relationships are scarce for us, for whatever reason. it's a natural reaction to scarcity, we want a guarantee, because affection from the opposite sex is fickle, and we want to feel like we have some control over it.
i don't get how that offends some people so much
bumpon
>>24499568
more like this ???
h ow is this not original
>>24501461
You just deleted half of r9k
>>24499570
>Explain how Undertale is in any way "tumblr"
my younger sister who uses tumblr extensively draws fan art of it despite never playing the game
>>24499440
>Two virgins trying to fug is awkward as hell i'd imagine.
>he never did
hahahaha
>>24499568
>Purity Fantasy
>You want a pure virgin gf that will give herself to you because you're just that special
So wanting to feel special is wrong?
Unless you are a girl of course, in which case you are a princess and deserve to be treated that way.
I want a virgin gf because otherwise I feel like the relationship will mean a lot more to me than it will mean to her.
She would be my first for pretty much everything, it's going to mean a lot to me.
With how casual and relationships are treated these days, I'd want it to be as important to her as it is to me.
I'm not saying a virgin gf guarantees this, but I think it's a lot more likely from a virgin than a girl who has already gone through relationships.
