>ITT: Bizzare childhood memories
I was just having a good old think in the bathtub and dredged up some weird memories. I'm sure you guys have some shit you can share.
>Be about 10
>At home over summer break, mom at work and dad watching me
>Has to go help older sister get away from her abusive boyfriend
>Go to this apartment, the dude's just sleeping on the ground but it was still freaky because I knew it was a dangerous situation
>Always thought this was a planned thing that had to happen that day
>Now realize my mom wouldn't have been cool with him taking me with him, would have even taken the day off to stay with me or made other arrangements if this was planned
>Realize she probably didn't, and still doesn't, know it happened
By that point I was staying home alone sometimes, for short periods when my parents went out. The whole thing probably only took an hour including travelling time. I have no idea why my dad would have thought it was a good idea.
>hanging out with girl
>we were 4
>she made me lick her pussy
I can still taste it...
>>24499249
>your dad will never take you on adventures to fight baddies
You don't know how good you've got it anon
>11 YO
>5th grade
>poor family living in an affluent area
>parents hospitalized in a car accident
>staying over at teachers house
>lets me sleep in his bed
>every night touched my forehead often
>this continues for 2 months
>be like 5-6
>parents leave somewhere
>being watched by babysitter I think
>later remember I'm taking a shower and parents come home
>they come into the bathroom with a brand new fucking brother
>start saying to me "look" "look" "look" at least 6 times in Spanish each
>had no idea she was pregnant
>>24499249
>be i dunno maybe 6 or 7? maybe younger because this memory is hazy
>on roadtrip with family
>mom and dad get in to huge argument, probably because dad is having anxiety and wants to turn around and go home
>dad always had anxiety about travel so this wasn't unusual
>at some point we stop in a small town
>argument is high volume at this point
>mom locks the doors of car?
>this was an old car that allowed you to lock all doors from driver side and disable all other door locks so only driver could let you out if you wanted out
>mom was driver i should mention
>dad wants out of car
>rolls down window
>jumps out of window
>runs to a church?
>mom drives us onwards without dad
>he got home somehow i don't know how
I dunno wtf. I still dunno wtf. It is one of many very odd memories i have about my parents from childhood.
>>24500686
>be 11
>just moved to new city with family
>dad goes to stay at a hotel by himself, no explanation to me
>go with mom to visit dad at hotel
>dad wants to go swimming with me hotel pool
>i loved swimming so I happily go to pool
>pool is small, sort of dark room too
>mom sitting beside pool looking very unhappy
>dad is also acting very unhappy
>we're the only ones in the pool and I feel very uneasy about this whole situation
>say I want to go home
>dad seems angry about this
>mom and I go home
>dad never came back home
>week later I receive a letter dad had written
>he's moving out "for a break" and will return in two months
>two months go by
>dad no come back
>i'm both happy and confused about this. dad and i never got along so i don't mind not having him around
>dad never did come back, parents divorced officially later that year
bump for weird stories
may contribute later
>>24500238
Probably touched more than your forehead when you were sleeping.
girls always use to ask if they could watch me pee for some reason
>11 Years Old
>Fifth grade
>Teacher is seriously addicted to painkillers and is constantly taking his anger out on us even though we're children.
>get 105/100 on every math test since there was always an extra question.
>one day feeling super sick, guy won't let me go to the nurse
>take test, still feel like shit, didn't think I did that well
>get test back after the weekend
>85/100
>guy legit says to me "you're never going to do anything in life with inconsistency like that anon"
Fast Forward to now
>Senior in high school, top of my class, taken 13 AP classes
>intern for a local company that does software engineering for printers and shit
>they tell me that a local school wants a tutor to come out and teach some fifth grade students about what computer science is and how it's useful in the world
>they decided to pick me since I went there
>find out its that fucking assholes class
I'm going to either alpha the fuck up and tear him apart or just drop the spaghetti everywhere.
>Be problematic aspie child
>This guy from social-workers take me out every week for pizza and first battlefield game
>Its mandatory but im stupid and think he is cool and im stupid enouhg to think he cares
>Too much issues at home, offers to let me stay with him and girlfriend
>Go to sleep
>One week in
>Gives me liqour
>Get molested
Now im 25 years old and disturbed broken man with 2 assault on my record but avoided jail by pretended to be extra retarded and psychologist told me about my autism in court.
Kill pedo and risk jail? Or accept our shitty reality and do nothing?
>>24499249
When I was in preschool my parents made me go to a special ed school because of my speech impediment. While I was there they would force feed pills to all the children. I was smart enough to spit out in the sink; when they started to notice someone wasn't taking it I started to hide the pill under my tongue. Then after they'd check my mouth I'd sneak over to the sink and spit it out again.
>>24502199
That's horrible.. You should kill him
>be me in Junior high
>went to ghetto mixed race school
>classes were long and retarded niggers would often get bored
>some kids made up this thing called 'hornets'
>kids would fold up pieces of paper until they were in a rectangle about the size of a stick of gum, then bend it in half and cover it in duct tape
>would then put elastic bands around their fingers like sling shots and fire them at each other
>I was the stereotypical scrawny Jewish kid that everybody pushed around
>every math class, I would always tense up because I knew I was getting hit by a wave of these things
>every math class I would leave with welts and bruises all over the exposed parts of my body
>had to tell my parents there was a bee hive near the school every time
>kindergarten
>have to go to a dark room where we usually sleep but it's not nap time
>hard thin blue mattresses put in a row on the floor
>each kid must pick one of them
>lay on his/her back
>teacher plays some audiobook
>we're still or almost still for 30-60 minutes or the duration of the book
>>24502355
And you should help him.
>Be me, 10
>Live with poor single mom in a studio apartment
>She couldn't find anyone to baby sit me
>She had a date with her nigger bf
>Couldn't find a babysitter
>Had to be in the same room as my mom getting fucked by a nigger
It's ruined my life.
>>24503918
And you gotta help us!
>>24503951
And you'll have my bow.
>>24500571
Kek, my fucking aunt says that shit every time she speaks.
>Mira! Mira! Mira, Luis, Mira!
>>24499249
>hang out with friend
>we were 10 or something
>shootin some b ball outside of the school
>fucker flies into some bushes
>we go to get it
>memory becomes fuzzy
>remember rubbing our cocks together
>get caught by his sister
>i bolt the fuck outta there laughing maniacally and gawking like a chicken
