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ITT: We post green flags for girls. >She plays console games
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ITT: We post green flags for girls.
>She plays console games
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>>24498932
>she's not a feminist
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She doesn't have a feminine penis
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>>24499046
Great tastes, straightfag.
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>she has a pulse
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>>24498932
Doesn't have a disdain for her parents
Never had a falling out with father
Traditional family household
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>>24499046
>she doesn't have a penis at all
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>>24498932
has a vagina
is real
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she likes accounting (:
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>>24499248
THIS
ESPECIALLY THIS desu
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>>24498932
Arguably not a green flag. It depends on the console. Valve and Nintendo consoles along with the older generations of Sony and Microsoft are good tastes. As the Sony and Microsoft consoles get newer, though, the general playlists for them become extremely casualized, and noone with a good taste would ever in their right mind enjoy those games, and thus not own an Xbox One or Playstation 4.
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>>24499203
Certainly won't help necrophiles
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>>24498932
>doesn't like fashion/limited interest in material things
>has a good relationship with father
>smart enough to hold a meaningful conversation
>isn't fat

that's all I ask

it's way too much to ask, women like this don't exist
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>She has a job
>She doesn't expect you or herself to pay for everything
>Has good credit/no mounting debt
>Isn't a golddigger
>Hasn't had more than 2 previous BF's
>Is a bisexual and has bi or lesbian girlfriends for MFF threesomes
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>>24499354
>bisexual

Hahaha okay Anon, try it out and tell me how that one goes

Protip: it doesn't work out
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>>24499305
nintendo is THE most casualized out of all of them you giant retard
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>she cuts
>he is suicidal
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>>24498932
>isn't fat
>doesn't have dyed dark/black hair
>doesn't have bright red/dark red lipstick
>doesn't wear hipster/tumblr glasses
>doesn't browse tumblr
>exercises regularly
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>>24498932
>She likes Edmund Burke
>She likes Dr Pepper

Burke for the perks my friends. If a girl does like Edmund Burke then it says so many good things about her.
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also

>doesn't originate from sweden/canada/san francisco
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Actual green flags
>is very attractive
>will put as much effort into conversation as me
>has a thick skin/ doesn't take everything personally
>respectful to those who deserve it (not necessarily me, I just don't like people who think they're better than everyone else)
>Virgin(incredibly unlikely but these are just ideals here, not what we expect)
>Can appreciate cinema, art, literature and is able to have her own thoughts, not just parrot what other people say
Of course just thinking how nice someone like that would be to have around is entitlement, so I should probably castrate myself now
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>she smokes weed
>tfw no hippie gf
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>She's exchanged bodily fluids with less than 5 people
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>She hasn't posted nudes on the internet for strangers
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>>24499461
>Can appreciate cinema, art, literature and is able to have her own thoughts, not just parrot what other people say

Why is this always considered a green flag, yet majoring in any of those in university is considered a red flag?
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>>24499529
>She has posted nudes on the internet for strangers
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>>24499555
Girls that do that are damaged goods
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>>24498932
>console games
>girl plays vidya on a machine she doesn't even have to build herself

yeah real nerdy XD
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>>24499046
so youre into masculine penises?
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>>24499573
And they will be good in bed.
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>>24499615
not necessarily true at all, and besides this is a green flags thread. But I suppose you're happy to chase dumb whores around, right?
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>slightly edgy
>self aware
>picks up bugs and takes outside rather than kill
>doesnt like disney movies
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>they wear glasses

Something about them, makes you cuter imo
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>>24499552
because you can easily learn and appreciate all of it without a college degree in it, also colleges tend to mold your opinion on these topics, instead of having them formed out of your own convictions

people who are able to get a degree that requires effort as well as being cultured/virtuous/intelligent/whatever enough to enjoy the arts are the true high quality people
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>>24499692
I actually think it makes them look pretentious senpai
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>virgin
>overlyattached
>don't have any friends
>submissive
>loves me so much
My personal tool :^)
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>>24498994
>>24499203
>>24499262
>>24499342
>>24499443
>>24499456
>>24499509
>>24499461
>tfw girl I met through a miracle is all these things
Has glasses cause she needs them, no feminism, decent taste in animu, no piercings/dyed hair, good family relationships, slightly shy, not used to having a lot of body contact, has made out with one dude and 2 of her female friends and is a virgin. She's not ugly either, I'd say a very solid 6. Glasses make her a 7 to me.
And the best part is that she told my only female friend through whom I met her that she was sad I didn't ask for her number (I tried but fear of spaghetti and her shyness made her not understand my subtle attempt) and that if I were to ask she could give out her number to me.
We have been chatting for a few days. Hold me robots, I'm gonna do it. I'll ask her out.
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>>24498932

>she doesn't awkwardly ignore me
>not too picky


I have given up and will die alone
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>>24499477
More like
>tfw no responsible drug user gf who doesn't buy into esotericism and hippiness to cuddle on molly, hold hands and walk around on acid, get cozy under the sheets on K
and watch movies and later fuck on weed with
Most girls who are willing to get high will also be legit delusional ("spiritual") and can't just have a good time.
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>>24499756
do it man
live the dream

we'll be waiting here for you if anything goes wrong
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>>24499756
Oh I forgot that she also never drank alcohol or smoked. Just like me.
This is who I was waiting for
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>>24498932
>can voice her own opinion
>strong relationship with family
>has kept her friends around for a long time
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>>24498932
>she was homeschooled (not raised in a stacy/ chad-filled environment as a child)
>she grew up off the grid innawoods
>she loves to go camping
>she insisted upon splitting the bill on every date because she believes girls should pay for shit too. Not looking for a beta provider.
>loves animals
>likes getting dirty/ working hard

Find yourself a rural gf anons. They are literally perfect.
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>>24499728
Only undergrad is like that. Once you reach the graduate level, you don't have professors telling you what interpretation or thoughts you have to have on a work, and you have to create your own scholarship.
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she has a feminine penis
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>she's a virgin
>she's thin
>no tattoos
>no piercings
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virgin
white
thin
doesn't drink
clean room
enjoys cooking
large breasts
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>>24498932
>she's a shut in
>she a virgin
>has goddess name like miarana/ariel/honoria
>she obsessed with me
>sexually active af
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>she likes snuggling as much as sex

cuddly girls are wife-tier
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>asian
>virgin
>a little insecure/self-conscious
>hasn't tried any drugs
>doesn't smoke
>dresses modestly
>natural hair color

>>24500762
Yes. Or even better, PREFERS snuggling to sex. Infidelity is less of a concern with people who want companionship, comfort, and security far more than they want intercourse.
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>>24499434

yes oh yes baby
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>qt
>licks my bunghole if i want her to(i want her to)
>presentable sense for fashion

Literally all i ask.
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>>24498932
>green flags for girls.
>refers to herself in third person
>gives cute nicknames to everything and everyone
>gets up late in the morning and always runs to gakkou with a toaster in mouth
>says "yoisho" when moving heavy objects
>falls on her face multiple times a day
>eats chocolate cornets from the wrong site
>will wait in the rain for hours to play basketball with her bf
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>it's winter time
>she snuggles up against me in noting but an over-sized sweater, panties, and long wool socks

NOTHING GETS ME HARDER
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>>24499756
>made out with one male and two female friends

I've got some bad news for you
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Memr
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>wears dirty clothes
>asocial smoker
>personally intense
>doesn't do oral
>never went to university

what a beautiful city, great god.
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>likes me
>isn't fat

>>24499284
also this, why this? But this.
>tfw no accountant gf
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>>24499756
>>24499816
Go for it anon, she could be the one to give you exactly what you're looking for in life! Don't let this pass you by!
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>she's emotionally available
>she's responsive
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>>24498932
>Has a job that requires actual life skills, such not being a psychologist or a receptionist
>Isn't a pushover
>Calls people out on their shit but also takes criticism graciously
>Wears boots
>Has a healthy relationship with her father
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>>24500963
also
>shit fetish
>likes to be dominated
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>>24501116
>assplay
>fashion sense
/closet/fags need not apply
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>she's vegan
>she's from europe
>she's an anarchist
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