>brush teeth
>floss
>use mouthwash
>breath nice and fresh, mouth healthy
>eat some roasted garlic hummus before class just to keep the Stacies away
What do you do to keep the Stacies away, robots?
Be more attractive then them. They are to nervous to talk to me
>>24498431
>blonde white bitches at work give me happy greetings
>you're not my slave master anymore
>look of shock on their faces
>no one ever talks to me again
Feels good man
>What do you do to keep the Stacies away, robots?
Be me.
Don't talk to them basically
>Raging alcoholic
That's about it
>>24499854
this, but i still talk to stacies and enjoy it
>>24499806
iktfb, iktf
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>act like a retard on purpose
I have never had a mental or physical illness ever in my life even though I have done several checkups forcefully because of my parents.
be ugly
>>24499055
i do this tbqh irl mi ohana
Never go anywhere but home and work where I sit in an office by myself
>>24499926
>act like a retard on purpose
I used to know this Jewish kid in Middle and High school who did that.
Everyone, even the teachers though he was legitimately mentally retarded.
>would make weird screeching noises and flail his arms and hold them in weird positions
>would have rage fits if there was something he didn't want to do, pretended to be non-verbal
>felt bad for him one day because he had no friends
>go up to him and try to talk to him
>he acts totally retarded
>ignore it, try to be kind and make friends
>he leans over and whispers "I'm not actually retarded. My name's Anon."
>I'm blown away
>talk to him
>he's really intelligent
>every once in a while when someone pays attention to us, even the teachers, acts retarded again
>he got me out of having to do shitty P.E. stuff because the teachers gave him a free pass and thought I was handling him well, so I got a free pass too
It was so weird.
he kept this charade up, but couldn't figure out why.
He must have had some sort of mental illness, but he definitely was NOT retarded.
I tried to tell people he wasn't actually retarded, but none of them believed me because whenever they'd look into it, yep, he was definitely retarded.
I was so confused.
I'm still confused.
>>24498431
give them aids
>>24498431
>talk about vaping once a day
>dont vape
>ruse
I never leave my house.
>>24498431
Why not just say "no", rather than smelling bad?
>>24498431
Just be myself.totally original comment
All you gotta do is go up to them and say hi.
It works for me every time.
>>24498431
>What do you do to keep the Stacies away, robots?
exist, to be honest
>>24498431
call them whores
if you fags did that they would just laugh and call you virgin
but i have this pshycho aura that make them literally scared
