>"Hey anon! Did you finish your homework? Can I copy from you? I was sooooooo busy last night I did not have enough time to do it"
[Lie] Ah, no, I didn't...
>>24497329
fuck off cuntlips
maybe if u suck on deez nuts
>>24497329
>yeah i-if you can take a picture of your feet for me
>>24497345
You'll turn it in in front of her, she and her friends will confront you later
>>24497329
Then make time.
>>24497345
That's what I do all the time.
"Aw shit man, I didn't do it either go ask [insert name here]"
>going to a pleb school where people don't do their homework
>going to a pleb school where homework assignments are quickly copyable
Yeah, so busy last night getting rammed by Chad you fucking whore slut
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME YOUR BETA ORBITER RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24497358
you feet fucks are so damn creeper it's not funny.
Even in physics I in university this is happening to me
>mfw I didn't
>even if I did I'd still say I didn't
>>24497329
>legit answer
"I didn't. You know for a fact that I don't care about homework."
>>24497329
Sure, $20
what did you do last night?
>>24497575
I'm an Electrical Engineer. It gets worse further on, with 40-50% of your grade copy able and the tests/quizzes graded softly.
>Gives her incomprehensible clusterfuck notes
>She asks what is written in that part
>"I don't remember"
No sorry. I don't respect cheaters of any kind. I'll gladly refer you to the tutoring center.
>>24497797
>"Oh anon, just this and that teehee"
>>24497779
This is the only correct answer. Now whos the provider you lazy filthy slut you? I was mr smartyfag in highschool and college and everyone of the popular lazy students would be like, "yo buddy who i barely know, do my essay?" 40$ a pop baby. Made 160$ in one night one time doing that. Laziness is a resource you can always take advantage of. Remember that fellow friendos.
>>24497372
,>other anon helps her with her homework
>"thanks anon, I'll be sure to pay you back"
>other anon gets to bang 9/10 all because you didn't let her copy your homework
Ha, that'll show that bitch, amirite guys?
>>24497329
>you never let anyone cheat from you but you always cheated from others
Who /asshole nerd/ here?
>>24497329
Nice Ernst Thalmann hat.
(<-) Sarcastic
>>24497329
>"What do I get from this?"
I swear some slut offered to let me grab her tits at lunch if I let her copy
After 3 weeks of ass a d tits groping I eventually got bored of that and told her to stop being a lazy cunt and that I wasnt going to let her copy off my homework anymore.
I had to do this because she had a bf and at that time I felt bad for doing this behind his back.
>>24497329
yea, whatever
sorry i dont like doing traps or helping other to do it.
>start thinking in arguments to blow those fucking normies the FUCK O U T
hs was a few years ago and i like to ruin their traps, disgusting normies and then they are the good guys
>>24497329
No bitch stop using me.
I refuse to be your tool.
I won't fall for your trick unless you get on this dick.
Lmao
>blonde Stacy from work randomly messages me one Saturday morning
>asks to switch shifts on Sunday
>says she's not able to get back into town so she really needs to switch
>look at her profile
>hundreds of pics from weekend
>normie parties
>white Chad boyfriend
>I've been in bed all weekend watching anime and thinking about suicide
>fuck this bitch
>wants an extra day to ride Chad
>don't respond
>go into work on Sunday
>she's there
>she approaches me and introduces herself
>look at her for a second with my best fuck you glare
>walk off and hang out with fat Asian manlet bro to talk about animu
>she shit talks me to everyone else
>reports me to store owner
>store owner gives no fucks and writes her up
>she'll probably get fired
Feels good
>>24499997
>Not keeping a derailment copy for dumb people to copy off of and fail the assignment.
>Not fucking over shitty, lazy people just to see the look on their face
>>24497329
this girl looks perfect for ageplay
>>24497329
NOPE
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)AAAAHAAAHAAA
FUCKING BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24497329
ummmm, do you even take this seriously? copying my homework likely won't ensure you understand the subject matter. what don't you talk to the teacher about your struggles? come on, i'll go with you.
>>24497329
I was busy playing video all night too.
(I actually did do this in HS probably why I failed everything)
>>24497562
I found the normie
>>24500007
she reported you for what?
also youre a dick if you didnt switch a shift with someone if it wasnt gonna inconvenience you and your only reason for saying no is shes a stacy. queer.
>>24497800
That's what you get for being an electrical engineer instead of choosing medical. ;-)
>>24501591
Roastie or whiteknight?
>>24501689
> "ima be a dick as much as possible and no one else is allowed on r9k"
just calling you out on your faggotry, faggot. i bet your coworkers, normie and not, all think youre garbage.
