Ex Chad here. Ask me anything about my life before or after I let one girl ruin my life in just a few months.
Chads dont let girls ruin them. you are just a failed normie,
>>24496895
She was not a girl. She was a god damn succubus
Do you prefer Sheamus being champion over Reigns?
>>24496927
Who is champ?
You cant be robot if your dick has been in vagina.
>>24496927
They shouldhave turned Reigns heel. I was a big mark during the early 2000s but its unwatchable now
How many did you sleep with?
Did you sleep with girls with boyfriends, and if so how many?
How many of the girls you slept with like to be roughed around?
How did the one girl ruin you?
Not possible, you're simply a failed/dormant normie.
>>24496927
Mate my life has been fucked. I haven't played vidya since I've been homeless.
>>24496883
>chad
>girl ruined his life
you were just a normie
>>24496956
this. failed normies get out
>>24496895
>>24496956
>>24496963
>>24496975
>>24496978
this this this this this this this this this
>>24496947
Sheamus
>>24496958
No they should have had Ambrose be champ. Turning Reigns heel would have been a good way to fix a bad situation. However Sheamus cashing in right after and winning was the only scenario I can imagine bering happy with Sheamus as champ, know what i mean?
>>24496968
I think being homeless is a fair excuse for not playing vidya
>>24496883
how old are you anon?
when and how did shit hit the fan?
Tell the story already
>>24496956
Getting your dick into a vagina is not as hard as you all make it out to be. Girls are fucking sluts. Yes even your qt virgin waifu is just a roasted in waiting.
>>24496960
I've slept with about 10 or 11 different girls.
I lost my virginity to a girl with a boyfriend and I fucked two different girls who were both dating guys who had 8+ inch dicks. There's no point in lying to you guys I have a 5 incher max so it felt bretty good keking them.
She dragged me through the emotional gauntlet, ruined my trust with everyone, stole all my friends I introduced to her. Made me move across the country twice only to have me be homeless so I coukd stay with her and her fuck buddy quite literally sleeping under her bed.
>>24497063
Do you think WWE should forgive Hulk Hogan?
>>24497063
>I've slept with about 10 or 11 different girls.
Not a Chad.
>She dragged me...Made me...so I coukd stay with her and her fuck buddy quite literally sleeping under her bed
Not a Chad.
>>24496883
>I let one girl ruin my life in just a few months
She has borderline personality disorder, doesn't she?
>>24497150
all the best ones do
>>24496883
>I let one girl ruin my life in just a few months.
Sounds like /r9k/ has a new hero queen.
>>24497063
So how is your life ruined?
>>24496956
You're completely wrong.
>>24496956
Completely wrong I said.
>>24496883
ONCE A CHAD ALWAYS A CHAD
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24497094
Not a snowballs chance in hell brother.
>>24497150
No she's just Albanian.
>>24497202
I dropped out of college, got mixed up with coke (entirely my fault), got evicted, lost my friends, lost my job, and broke my dick.
>>24497112
Nigger how many girls have you slept with? How old are you? I'm only 19 with no parents or family and I've already hit double digits.
>>24497239
it's really dumb that no half points can be assigned
>>24497150
>tfw my wife has BPD
Just kill me now.
>>24497239
73, cyborg. Basically what I expected desu
>>24497239
117 kill me
I don't understand
>>24497426
That's probably just karma bro, she was sent by God to teach you a lesson in romance.
>>24497063
> had 8+ inch dicks
Unless you knelt down and measured them yourself, thats bullshit. Shit, no wonder you failed out normie
>>24497592
Is it bad that I think about exactly this all the time? Like really this girl came out of nowhere and is absolutely nothing like anyone I've met. I swear she's just been plotting all of this for years.
>>24497622
I don't know man. Don't feel punished. Increase your awareness and moove on.
>>24497537
Has she been unfaithful?
>>24497615
No idiot I knew these guys in real life and I knew the girls they've fucked. Also why would the girl who is begging to fuck me tell me about how her bf has a bigger dick than me if it wasn't true. Just because you're a dicklet doesn't mean there aren't guys out there with monster cocks.
>>24497225
desu, that scoring is pretty crap.
anything about 45-50 is almost no robot, anything above 50 is no robot, but a normalfag. cyborgs are normalfags who just feel a bit 'weird' bc 'omg im so different'.
>>24496947
He didn't say "Champ" he said "Champion". Stop trying to shoe horn in shitty memes where they don't fit.
>>24497225
>50
This actually makes me feel worse about myself.
>>24497557
Me too, m8. Me too. Suicide together?
>tfw failed normie
Well, at least I had my moments.
>>24497663
No, so seems too be mildly autistic and asexual though. I never wanted to be in a relationship with her from the beginning, but she has a scary temper and I can't go against her. Now my only joy is shitposting here when she thinks I'm working.
>>24497716
What went wrong with you anon? I personally admire the comfy lifestyle of you robots.
>>24497715
Lets have a smoke and play some Company of Heroes, Texas m80?
>>24497759
I didn't appreciate what I had when I had it and delved into animu and vidya past the point of no return.
>>24497239
>62
I knew
>>24497794
>>24497715
Are you gonna jerk eachother off?
>>24497754
You should let a robot fuck her so you can get out of this relationship and make a robots day all in one. Plus you probably have a kek fetish
>>24497794
I don't smoke or play vidya.New Mexico.
>>24497557
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHADS GET THE FUCK OUT GET OUT GET OUT RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24497666
Girls can't guess measurements for shit, this is a known fact. All you know for sure is his dick was bigger. So unless you knelt down and measured his dick yourself, its bs.
>>24497819
That's why I'm afraid of being on this board so often.
>>24497860
fuck off autist this isnt your sekret club and hasnt been for 5yrs.
pathetic autists clinging to stuff that isnt there anymore.
go reeee yourself to death you unfunny faggot
>>24497906
I agree with your first statement but I was on the swim team with both these kids for 4 years and after seeing them in speedos every day of your highschool life you get a pretty good idea of what they are packing. Plus word gets around fast about big dicks when it comes to sluts.
>>24497849
Honestly I'd be happy if she were going out to fuck another guy since I've have some free time to myself for the first time in almost three years. If she left me for another guy it would be a dream come true.
>>24497225
>>24497239
>using made up exams by normalfags to justify pretending to be robots
lel, why are failed normies so much worse then regular normies.
>>24497992
C-can I fuck your wife? I live in Chicago and Tallahassee
>>24498036
Because we've tasted pussy and we're all bitter we gave up our wizard powers for something so over rated and destructive.
>>24497239
>82, what i expected
>tfw i related to Elliot way too much
OP here. If thread isn't completely dead I'd like to start a sub topic.
>who here funny but depressed because of it?
>who here finds it hard to laugh at things because normal humor is garbage?
>>24497239
>127
C-chads can be robots too, r-right bros?
>>24497239
Scored basically perfect in physical category and basically nothing in the rest :l
>>24498469
>tfw only able to appreciate horrid dark humor
>tfw everyone around is repeating the same puns over and over again thinking it's the funniest thing in the world
>tfw making other people laugh is not worth the effort of producing sounds
>>24497239
37
Step up for real robot.
>>24497239
101
I feel like my ugly face negates all the positive things about me
>>24498658
I feel like I always was the token class clown. Not the kid who's fucking obnoxious and loud but the one who is just known for being very funny. Then I started hanging out with only funny kids and ameteur stand up comedians and it literally makes me hate everyone for being so fucking dumb in finding stupid pun shit funny.
>>24497225
woah I actually expected a higher score
>>24497225
>>24497239
Scored normalfag in both. That's unexpected
>>24497927
fuck off chad you arent fuckin welcome here
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24496883
>Used to be really popular with the girls until I was around 15
>Literally had at least a of couple girls in every class crushing on me
>tfw too autistic to do anything back then
>tfw now look like a piece of shit
>>24497992
thats so fucked up
women are so shitty that they drove this man to WANT to be cvcked
>>24497239
rolling
succesfull get plz
>>24499698
damn i scored normalfag
>>24497063
>five incher here
feels good man
>>24497239
See I knew I was a cyborg
How do u talk to girls? fFS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diBvnO5M-I8
>>24499782
64 btw
mostly good physical shit
>>24496883
NO ONE CARES YOU FAILED NORMIE. That's right, you're not a fucking Chad. Here's why: Because you sound autistic.
>>24497239
The mental and social aspect of this chart should be weighted at least 3 times higher than the other sections but seeing how "Had a relationship" is qualified with "in the last 6 months" it's obvious the person that made this is failed normaltrash anyway
>>>/adv/
>>>/r/offmychest/
>>>/r/foreveralone/
reee
>>24499771
Eh I guess it's alright
>>24499896
Maybe you wouldnt be so mad all the time if you just got laid. Sexual frustration isn't attractive anon.
>>24496883
I guess for every 'chad' that falls, another rises.
I'm on the opposite side of the spectrum.
Like alot of people on here, just a late bloomer.
>tfw I used to be the most alpha guy in my group and now I'm a failed attention whore on 4chan
it doesn't get much worse than this
>>24497239
In what site do I find this ?
>>24500421
Look on the bright side.
At least you're not a tripfag. I hear they're real assholes.
Except for JLH. I wish she was still around.
>>24497063
>Chad here
>I've slept with about 10 or 11 different girls.
Pick 1.
How did you break your dick?
>>24497239
119
guess i'll see myself out
>>24500466
the only reason I'm not tripping right now is because I get banned whenever I post with it
It's that bad
I wasn't a robot in middle school if that counts. I had my only gf in 8th grade and multiple girls had crushes on me. Two of them grew up to be hot as fuck too.
>>24500468
How many girls do I have to sleep with to become Chad? I'm at 21.
>>24496956
Hasn't everybody's dick been in one, since everyone is born from one? I guess only C-Section babies can be robots
>>24497449
not him but i've slept with 31 girls and i'm 21. have been in a relationship for ~2 years. i've slept with a religious girl who had a boyfriend. i fucked this other girl for a few months, dumped her and broke her heart, half year later i come back and fuck her best friend. i've gotten girls completely hooked on the dick, hooking up in front of them, making them ditch their self esteem and fucking over their best friends for me. i pump and dump these bitches, they're consumables
you don't even know abot chad'ing bro
>>24497239
156
everything except:
Own a vehicle
Have a hobby or sport - not vidya, etc.
Have children you're proud of
Take care of pet
Have a college degree
Have plenty of disposable income
You are female
Get fucked
>>24497225
got 22, most points in physical column but i am a wagekek and have a car.
>>24497239
>116
chad reporting in
>>24498040
Sorry, UKfag.You're dodging a bullet, trust me.
>>24498623
#WhenGuysWith20-20VisionWearGlasses <3
>>24497239
21
wew, and lately I have been doing a lot better than during the last year or so.
what the fuck is wrong with gore
It's a natural who wouldn't want to fuck a corpse
>>24497225
>>24497239
Wizard apprentice on both
>mfw half my scores are due to a relationship that's against my will
>>24497239
118
If only I was Chad. Am not though.
>>24497239
>think I'm a cyborg
>get 64
Could be worse.
>>24497063
>Yes even your qt virgin waifu is just a roasted in waiting.
wot m8?
>>24497239
>17
No wonder why I browse r9k less and less. Its filled with angsty teenagers and chads thinking they know how the wizard life is. This place is trash now.
>>24497239
146, fucking wizards get off my chad board REEEE
>>24497239
80, being a Cyborg is suffering.
>>24500593
I mean that's cool bro. Like I said I'm a little younger and I've only been in "the game" for about a year. But I think I know a thing or two about Chaddom and not just with fucking and ducking hoes.
>>24497449
over 5000
>>24497239
48- im a robot
>>24497225
38
also die robot filter scum
I had a girl friend in second grade :l
>>24497239
>robot
yep, pretty good. although i do interact with normies when needed, im just invisible.
