So I'm doing a school project on drugs and alcohol, greentext your worst drug experiences
>>24496706
>drink too many cups of coffee
>jittery for a few hours from the caffeine
When I did a tab of acid at a party I thought I shit my pants. Like I could feel the sensation of diarrhea coming out of my ass. I kept checking all night and there was nothing but the feeling kept going for like 4 hours.
>friend tries acid for first time
>turns into glass of orange juice
>>24496706
This isn't your research reservoir faggot, I hope you get an F
>Took LSD-like substance
>Thought the coffee table was slenderman watching me sleep
>take two tabs of lsd
>think world ia ending
>walk around my house naked for 5 hours in shere panic
Good times
>get caught at school on xanax, took a fuck load of crushed xanax and was completely out of it
>bad enough for others to take notice
>entire day was a blur, most of it completely missing from my memory
>remember someone coming into class to take me to the office
>remember my backpack getting searched
Next thing I remember is waking up facedown in my bed the next morning, fully-clothed, then going upstairs to find out from my parents that I had been suspended and that they're making me go to a psychologist.
I sure hope you mean experiences in general, and not just trips :^)
Anyone have any experience with Salvia? The one time I smoked it with a friend he said that I melted into his couch to the point he couldn't tell where one ended and the other started.
My trip was non stop laughing while some incredibly skinny old man in a suit was just ripping parts of the world away into black nothingness. He'll of a 5 minutes.
>>24496706
Underage b&fuck the robot
>>24496706
>tfw never had a bad experience with drugs
Shrooms, booze, weed and diphenhydramine are all great
>buy weed
>have a really good day but everyone wants some of my weed
It was awful guys.
taking acid and losing the Connection to everything.
I felt as if I was constantly falling into an endless pit of nothingness. I lost my mind for an endless amount of time until I ran for 30 minutes (felt like a Billion years) to my gfs place and she cuddled me back into reality.
>be home alone at my parents house
>be drinking out of their liquor cabinet
>they have a large collection and I'm an adult so it's okay for me to take from the cheap shelf
>looking for high percentages because want to get drunk
>find a few strange looking medium-sized bottles
>they're blue and green and yellow
>"hmmmm ab-sinth-e? 86%?"
[SCENE MISSING]
>emergency room
>totally naked, hypothermic, long deep cuts all over my body, covered in blood and mud, hair is a mess, police officers are there, one of whom is a female, can clearly see my hypothermia penis
>asking me if I was trying to kill myself
>asking me if I've been a victim of violence
>I can't answer them
>to this day I still don't know what happened between when I started drinking the absinthe and when I came to in the hospital
>all I know is they picked me up almost 6 km from my house in the farmland at 5 in the morning at the request of some farmer
I had been drunk before that and I've been drunk since and I have never had an experience similar, absinth is magical
>first time marijuana
>fall asleep for three hours
>drink tons of beer
>eat 2g of shrooms
>Forget what water is
>Forget what Hands are
it was funny but weird as hell, I ate a pill to make it all stop because I lost all sense of reality
>smoked marijuana
>threw baby off a cliff
>beat my mom
>spray painted swastikas all over a bunch of graves
>don't even feel bad about it because I use marijuana regularly
>>24496977
>diphenhydramine
You mean Benadryl? Recreationally? I know it's a type of mild sedative-hypnotic but never heard of it getting anyone high. Just makes you sleepy, famigdala
>>24497074
Nah mane once you get up to 300-400 mg shit is niice
>>24497074
you seem knowledgeable on the subject so I'll ask you
I found some rivotril on the bus
what's the best way to use it
>drink an entire bottle of vodka
>blackout drunk
>wake up in a jail cell
Apparently I pulled a knife on a black man after calling him a nigger
>>24497140
How so? What happens?
>did a whole weed
>end up killing several cops while strung out on reefer madness
>>24496739
> use heroin daily for years
>scars on arms from needles
>some veins collapsed
>have to go rehab 4 times because heroin ruins my life
>very hard to stop
>eventually get life together
>much happier without drugs
>over heroin stole years of my life, and killed many of my friends
terrible drug story : (
>on the bus to a party
>decide to candy flip a little
>LSD + ectasy (which turned out to have some 2CB
>arrive
>watch wierd niggers rapping too fast
>start losing myself
>wtf is time
>lost between realities
>ask a friend if some crystal would help me
>he's shot out of his shoes because he's been doing lines
>decide to take it
>get a bad trip and have a feeling of suffocation for a couple of hours
>decide to go for a walk with other people, they wanted to grab a skateboard and I wanted to buy milk
>get skateboard
>get beer
>on the way back
>police drives by to chceck us
>a chick is LSD'd and crystaled as fuck talks weird
>I.D's pls
>some random dude, first time on a party with us says he'll show his
>him and the chick have to enter the police car
>after a while policeman takes him out of the car, makes him put everything on the mask
>ohoho w33d m8
>dude gets captured
>we can walk away
>go back home, bad tripped as motherfucker
>the girl somehow gets back, wtf
>everyone scared, LSD'd friend wants to help
>smashes fruit on my face
>smashes mango on friend's head
>we have an acid fruit fight
>decide I want to take a bath in pudding
>fill bathtub with water
>add pudding mix
>fail
>still take a bath
>wearing other people's clothes
>ask a couple sitting in the bathroom to help me clean myself from the fruit
>they do it
[lots of weird stuff happens]
>return home from the party
>grandmother seems high as fuck on mefedrone
>everyone does strange things with their faces
>can't sleep because of crystal
>decide to go for a walk with my dog
>get lost for 5 hrs searching for psilocibine mushrooms
>I feel like I'm fucking crazy, hear voices and shit
[afternoon]
>get drunk
>really drunk
>find bread
>throw it at people
>get more drunk
>fight with a friend
>trip into shit
>sleep on a playground near an elementary school
>wake up at 6
>decide to take a bus home
>sleep in it
>wake up too late
>wait another fucking hour for a bus
>get back home
>sleep for 20 hrs
How's Ketamine?
>get drunk off of cheap wine at home
>decide to wander nearby woods at 5:30 am with a hunting knife in my pants
>stab a few trees ravenously, end up scratching up knuckles in the process
>on way back get foot run over by firetruck
>run after it yelling for a bit
>luckily uninjured cos wearing steel-toed boots
>wander into cemetary
>go into chapel, light a couple of candles for which i was supposed to pay 50 cents each, didnt
>sit down in the pew and stare at the saint figurines
>cry a bit
>wander back home
>blacked out and did stupid shit on sedatives numerous times
>bad LSD trip, thought everyone else was talking shit about me as if they had access to all my worst memories
>bad shroom trip, convinced myself I was retarded and everyone else was just playing along to make me think I was normal
>smoked a shitload of hash, ate the entire kitchen
>>24497140
It's a benzo, like Xanax. used to treat anxiety. can be used as a sleep-aid. in terms of recreational use, makes you extremely docile/comfy.
try it with weed and you will be stoned as fuck. or save it, and use it to bring you out of a bad acid/shroom trip.
>>24497395
>Benadryl is a benzo
>>24497395
whoops reply was meant for >>24497178
sorry (You)
>>24497221
fighting the good fight
>Get some acid
>Offer it to a friend from high school visiting me
>He insists on taking it with other high school "friends" (guys from high school I never wanna see again)
>Total chads
>Staying at Chad's girlfriend's house
>Chad says his girlfriend can drive us
>Rip a bong and take the acid
>Chad decides we need to go out
>Go to the car expecting his gf to drive
>Chad gets into the driver's seat
>ohgodno.png
>Chad rips a bong while driving an hour and a half after he took a fucking tab of acid
>Refuses to let his girlfriend drive
>Ask to be dropped off at home
>Drives like 25 over the speed limit the whole way there
All this while I was tripping balls. I'm honestly surprised I'm not dead.
One time I drank too much bourbon and threw up.
A bunch of other times I drank too much bourbon and my tummy hurt.
Sometimes I take too much dxm and my tummy hurts but I'm really happy.
Sometimes I take just the right amount of dxm but my stomach still hurts.
Sometimes I take too much dph and get really thirsty and have fun and see/feel/think weird shit.
sometimes I take too much doxylamine and wake up super tired and wind up sleeping way longer than I should.
Sometimes I smoke too much hookah and all the nicotine gives me a stomachache and my throat feels weird and extra thick later that night.
Basically just my stomach hurts or I fail tests because I"m still really sleepy and hungover from the night before.
I've had some interesting experiences with microdosing dxm though. I find it helps with my nursing clinicals. Balls of steel, I don't give a fuc, always do the right thing, but It does impair my speech, I"m very short and to the point with everything, ain't nobody got time for details. Usually good but can sometimes be a piano in the ass.
>Take six hits of acid and watch Apocalypse Now
Oh wait, you said worst drug experiences
>tfw drugs do nothing to you but give you good times
I guess they really are harmless
>>24496706
>do meth
>do school project
>got a perfect score
>teacher is turned on by intelligence
>we start to fuck
>all the time
>everywhere
>often physically exhausted
>doing SPORTS
>trip
>get a booboo on my knee
>looks like I got attacked by a liom or a house cat or something
>GNARLY, DUDE
Don't do drugs.Especially not alcohol.Unless you're 21 or over.
>be in club with friends
>4am all friends leave except for one
>plan to leave too
>random guy walks up to me
>"Hey man, I know we're on the same page here, I know my people when I see them. Can you cover me while I roll a fatty? I'll share with you in return."
>cover the guy, smoke some weed
>best fucking weed I ever smoked, usually I don't feel anything
>talk to the guy for a while, turns out he's there with a friend
>they have the same names as me and my friend
>in our faded minds it feels like we're in a parallel universe
>guy tells us his drug stories, cocaine, ecstasy, steroid user for years
>tells us about a female friend of his
>"We can go to her place if you want. She'll cook for you, she'll do your laundry and if you're lucky she'll let you fuck her."
>go to the dancefloor with the guy
>he starts flexing and randomly punching and kicking walls
>go outside, smoke another fatty
>my friend and I are completely faded at this point
>decide to go home
>guy tells us his facebook name, wants to meet up again
>friend and I walk home
>friend starts dancing in the middle of the street singing Taylor Swift
>post voicemessages on facebook and whatsapp
>can't understand a word we're saying because we're dying from laughter
>arrive home, eat a whole jar of peanut butter
Good times, robots, good times.
took LSD with friends once at a festival
>firstpsychedelicdrugever.jpg
>guy gave it to us in a bottle (approx. 1/2L of water per bottle + LSD drop)
>guy says "you have to drink the entire thing in a few minutes to feel anything, seconds at best"
>my friends are little chickenshits and want me to down half a bottle first then see how I react to it
>I proceed to drink half the bottle in the morning, feel nothing
>friends keep asking "how is it" "are you high yet"
>the answer is no
>we keep freaking out for the entire day because we are convinced we had gotten fucked over
>later that day, demoralized from not having gotten any LSD, I smoke two hash joints
>shit be strong
>two of my friends chug down their bottle of water and start laughing uncontrollably 1 hour later
>remaining friend and I go "what the fuck there was LSD in there"
>we both chug what's left of our bottles
>and then I realize
>I had left the bottle sitting there for hours
>when I drank it, I somehow ended up getting only .1 of the dose there was in the bottle
>i think to myself "oh sweet lord I gon' die"
>had the most beautiful experience of my life around two hours later
>mid fucking trip I'm seeing shit, colors, shapes, my friends' faces look weird
>guy comes over "hey you look like you're having fun" (I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THEN)
>"yeah what's up?"
>you know where I can find weed ?
>yeah sure man, that tent over there
>guy says ok and leaves
>as soon as he is out of sight we hear a talkie-walkie going off
>"come to me guys I found one"
>guy was a fucking cop
>we realize : 1. we just snitched on a guy who's probably going to jail because of us 2. we have a gram of mdma in our tents
>ALL THIS WHILE HIGH OFF LSD MIND YOU
>general panic
>we get up, throw all the mdma we had left into a toilet
and this is the story of how I wasted 1g of perfectly good mdma just because I thought a bro with a talkie walkie who was just looking for weed was a cop
>>24497888
oh and inb4 "talkie-walkie WTF"
in my country it is called a talkie-walkie (in that order), honest mistake
>Drunk and high as fuck at high school party
>Friend somehow procured illegal as fuck fireworks (huge mortars are illegal in California)
>Everyone thinks it would be funny to set them off, but we don't want to do it in front of the house in case of cops
>So we stumble down to the local park
>My buddy sets up the tube on a basketball court and lowers the charge in
>Lights the fuse and runs
>Apparently, these fireworks are nearly professional grade, but the tube isn't
>We figure this out as the tube sends the mortar straight into a basketball hoop and explodes
>There is no more hoop or backboard, only a smoking metal pole; when we ran away, we saw pieces of metal embedded in trees like shrapnel from artillery
>It is so loud that every car alarm in a 5 block radius is going off, every dog in that radius is barking, and we immediately hear sirens. I used to live in a small suburb outside LA where the cops didn't get excited for anything, but it was loud enough to make the think someone actually set off a military grade high explosive (as the local newspaper would later say). After the initial daze and headache subsided, I immediately check my ears to see if they're bleeding, which they're not
>It also started about 6 hot spot fires in the park, as it didn't go up very far, but those got put out really quickly
>As we're running away, we also see a kids soccer team running away as well as an old guy who was reading the newspaper in the park when it went off.
>My buddy ditches the tube by breaking someone's window on their car (the alarm was already going off anyways) and tossing the tube in their backseat. Why he didn't just leave it in the park or on the sidewalk is something that still confuses me to this day
>I'm having trouble running because I'm laughing so hard
>Get back to my friend's house, find a tiny chunk of shrapnel in my right arm
>Never get caught
Don't do drugs
this is the most entertaining thread to me right now
>>24497272
This is a piece of art
>>24497954
shit son I ain't even noticed
what country btw? thats kinda cool
D'you guys think 4chan should have a drugs board or nah?
>smoke a lot of weed (yeah i know. maybe there was something else in there)
>suddenly cant move
>open my eyes, cant see
>all i see is flashing lights
>lights are intense as fuck, think those police flash things
>think im going blind
>really loud noise getting extremely loud
>literally cant feel my face
>try to stop this by standing up
>it gets like 10 times worse
>fall on floor (thats what my friends told me at least, i tried to sit down again)
>mind leaves room
>see everything "objectively" (dunno how to describe it)
>feel like im not truly myself
>see everything bad in the world at once (death, people staring on their phones all day, children dying of hunger etc. basically all bad feels combined)
>suddenly forget how to talk (in my mind)
>forget everything
>just the brightest fucking light and loud noise for what felt like 7 days (im serious)
>cant escape, cant kill myself, dont know who i am, where i am
>"i will forever be stuck here"
>suddenly vision and hearing comes back
>grab vomit bucket
>vomit 5 times
>last time looks like fucking water
and that was when i stopped smoking for some months
>>24498386
just go to 420chan dummy
>>24498489
420chan sucks, the average intelligence there is so bad it's even worse than r9k.
>>24496706
a few years old but
>be in high school
>go to party at friends
>drink WAY too much
>stay the night
>wake up at 6am
>feelsbadman.jpg
>throw up twice
>friends go out for breakfast
>decide to drive home
>stomach feels weird
>get on the freeway onramp
>its morning rush hour
>feelsREALLYbadman,jpg
>try to roll down window
>end up throwing up all over car door
>stick my head out and throw up some more
>people are staring
>there's a pool of vomit in the door
>get off at my exit and go to gas station
>soak up vomit with paper towels
>smells like SHIT
>decide i'll go home, sleep, and wash the car when i wake up
>sleep for 5 hours
>'hey dad i'm gonna go wash the car'
>'you're gonna have to wait, mom took it to work'
She never said anything. How she didn't know/smell it is beyond me. Didn't wash the car for months afterwards either
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