>So Anon! Where is your girlfriend? You know you owe your parents grandchildren!
A bear ate her, trust me.
but mom, i'm not a lesbean
>>24495593
>i've found my one true love, Shaniqua Monique, she's from the South Side of Chicago. Mom, dad, you're going to have beautiful mixed grandchildren.
>>24495639
Fucking yeastie, get out.
"nope, now lemme fix a plate so I can get back to Fallout"
>>24495593
>"I'm gay"
>"No you aren't anon"
>"I am"
>"Where's your boyfriend then?"
>"fuck"
>>24495593
>tfw family hate me and dont invite me to gatherings
>>24495593
Sorry, but no one owes anyone anything :^)
>using Normies own maxims against them
>mfw
She's on another continent.
>>24495699
>Yes, you do, Anon. They fed you, housed you, and raised you your entire life.
>>24495874
As if I'd force life on someone like you did to me. My life sucks as evidenced by the no gf.
This actually happened to me. But it was more like:
>"Hey anon, isn't it about time you got a girlfriend yet? I'm sure a handsome guy like you could get anyone!"
>"... One day...."
They haven't asked since.
>>24495593
"umm guys l, i have to tell you something. i know you've been expecting me to have kids of my own and since my sistercannot have children, you expected me to keep the family name alive. but I have to tell everyone something. I'm asexual. now i know this is confusing to some so I'll explain it the best i can. I'm not attracted to any sex, im not going to being anyone over and stop asking me anymore"
>>24495593
There is two things wrong with this
A. I would never visit my family for any holiday
B. My parents know for a fact that I'm disinterested with having a relationship and that I am against having children purely because it's selfish to force someone into this terrible world
If just your look doesnt tell that they shouldnt ask you this, cause thats would be incorrect and not polite, you are a normie.
>>24496081
yeah whatever newfag
>>24495593
>tfw a mentally ill bastard from a dying branch of the family
>extended family unsure whether they want me to continue the family name or not
I'm only attracted to 2d now though
>>24495645
Would that really bother them? Also Monique is a first name
>>24496195
>he's attracted to 2d
>he hasn't ascended to 1d masterrace
kek, stay pleb
>>24495652
yeastie i like that one
I-I-I-I-I'm g-g-g-gay...
>>24496370
Hey anon we should hangout more ;)
>>24496062
use your sperm and pay someone to be a baby incubator and ay got yourself babies without fucking
maybe you could help your sister out like that
>>24496370
>>24496399
idk why but this interaction made me kek, thank you anons for making my life better.
>>24496260
Idk I was going with OPs script and the family in the photo. It wouldn't bother my mixed family.
Also, fuck off Monique can be whatever I want it to be faggot.
>>24495874
>People actually believe this.
To think that someone is indebted to you by default merely for bringing them into existence...a process they had no say in and could not have consented to...is some of the most bizarre and narcissistic shit I've ever heard.
>>24495593
She's right there, 1st little cutie on the right.
> Just kinda hard to see cause the blond bitch is blocking half her face w/ her champagne.
>>24495593
No can do. There just aren't any nice girls out there anymore.
>>24496646
Said the autist who never goes "out there"
>>24495700
...happily getting fucked by a chad.
>mfw I just realized how close christmas is
>mfw I'm gonna have to again explain why I don't have a girlfriend to all my distant relatives
>>24495593
We've been over this, i'm not having kids. Also
>implying my family is that good looking
>>24496604
People literally believe that though.
Man dude
>>24495593
Any girl willing to date me is too crazy to date.
Who else /antinatalist/ here
I don't owe them shit
The only family member im talking to is my mother, the rest knows that I cant stand them and I told them that they will never be in the same room with me alive again - as in I wont see them again until their funerals.
>would you date me If I asked you out?
>ewww no
>that's why I don't have a girlfriend
The waifuage will soon begin, just wait.
Maybe my aunt will suggest getting a hair transplant again. With a bit of luck she'll keep telling me that bald heads look like shit and that one guy she knows who did it looks so much better with hair
>>24495593
I'll have a gf when one is ready to stoop low enough to let me fuck her.
>awkward silence
Every year same question, same answer, same weirdness. They should learn to leave me alone.
>>24495593
i thought it was no dogs allowed in the house
>>24497931
I did this too except they actually stopped asking
>"Hey anon, where's your girlfriend?"
>"Well I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer!"
>mfw
>No one wants me around for the dinner or celebration
>Take a plate to my room and eat in the dark
>>24495593
>You know you owe your parents grandchildren!
The perverse joy I feel knowing the disappointment my stupid family had every time they said this.
>>24495593
Motherfucker, I'm not in debt to you. I don't owe you shit. Not like those goddamn lunch ladies. 6 years later and they're still chasing me.
>>24499087
Pretty dank bro. I wish i had your edge, you're a hero to me
>>24495593
>Oh well, right now she is overseas in japan for buisness, she is from germany and is a pilot. She gets cranky from time to time but deep inside she is a sweetheart.
>>24495593
I really, really like this picture
Yes it is, I'm the moron who said it
>>24499923
moot is that you?fuckin bot
>>24496749
what was your previous explanation?
>there are people here who think explaining why you don't have a gf is bad
try looking so repulsive that nobody even bothers to ask you
>>24495593
>Like I said several times yet, fuck being selfish and going for a gf while chronically ill and probably only fucking 5 more years to live, ten tops if lucky and the last few in agonizing pain
>Fuck putting some kid on earth with the shitty genes and high chances of having to suffer the same illness as I have
>Fuck your selfish desires of wanting grand-children, even more so asking ME instead of my healthy siblings to spawn them
>I don't want to end up like you guys, ignoring the risks knowing it won't affect you directly besides costing a bit more in total; I don't disregard a hypothetical kid's life quality like that
It's actually quite nice having a power out of my control determine to fuck up my prospects of having a gf (and kidless, though I don't want kids to begin with) unless I wouldn't mind being fucking selfish - which I refuse to be - as it allows the acceptance of a gf-less life and focus on all the benefits a single life provides to me, rather than always dwelling on >tfwnogf.
>>24499923
Is this supposed to be a parody of Asuka?
>>24495593
I'm gay and he's black
>>24502034
What illness you have anon?
>>24499087
>"Well I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer!"
>>24501702
>try looking so repulsive that nobody even bothers to ask you
even then theyll ask in some weak attempt to make you feel better
>>24495874
My dog doesn't owe me anything either even though I feed it
>>24499087
>ground up and in the freezer
10/10, pity such wit is wasted on normies
>>24495593
I get kids table at holidays and family get togethers.
why would you ask me such a stupid question? you gave me manlet genetics
>>24495593
They're all so happy to see their family, I wonder what that's like.
Shut the fuck up you retarded niggers I hate you all reeeee change my diapie god dammit
>>24495593
She's sitting right beside you!
>>24496276
>not being 0D masterrace
>wanting any amount of D
Fucking fag.
>>24502969
Cystic Fibrosis.
Not yet in an as advanced stadium as one other robot hasprovided he's still alive, if so I sincerely hope he's in as little pain as possible, so it could be worse.
Still, it's not doable to invest in myself for a distant future anymore, leaving me with a much lower potential than I would have if healthy.
Not much can be done about it though, as long as I'm not too often in crippling pain and stuff I'll try to stick around and make the best of life - a gf would only be complementary to life, to me it's far from the end all be all that some robots seem to feel it will be for them.
I can't really complain much about it, there are people worse off out there and still succeeding, people mentally strong enough to somehow overcome and improve their lives. In addition, all things considered I'm still living a pretty okay life even if it's mediocre, incredibly short, and filled with pain from time to time compared to the average healthy lifespan.
>>24502789
The funny thing is that we've actually been living through NGE's original timeline for the past year or so.
Next up: 2019, time-setting of Akira (summer? both manga and film), and Blade Runner (November).
Fuck you grandma, nobody owes you shit.
>>24503383
>tfw we've already passed the day of Back to the Future 2
>"Nah, don't have one."
>walk to the other end of the room to grab a food item from the other end of the table
>cropdust the entire room with a fart
>go back to my room
>>24503334
Hi anon my mother had CF so you should try to keep on living your life and try to start a family if you want to.
>having kids
ISHYGDDT
>actually managed to convince my family that I had a gf and she died in a car accident
>they never bring it up
>>24502034
screw those normies
>>24495593
>So Anon! Where is your girlfriend?
>implying i have one
You know you owe your parents grandchildren!
owe you for what? forcing me to endure life? why would i want to put someone else through it
>>24496399
no i gotta go study
>>24495593
>So Anon! Where is your girlfriend?
"she just broke up with me and left me for someone else"
>tfw will get tons of sympathy and food from normie family
>>24503649
>its because they know it was a lie
autism, the post
>>24503617
Just because someone else with CF decided to take such ridiculously high (and in my opinion selfish) risks, doesn't make me feel any more inclined to do so myself.
Besides, I'm only mildly interested in a potential gf, zero interest in having kids anyway.
>>24503738
It used to annoy me and even anger me, much like standard stuff like
>well, it could be worse / there are people who have it worse
>but Anon, why don't you just retry a studyI'm a poorfag and physically can't be active fulltime days
>well, I too could end up under a bus tomorrow, that's kind of like you having an imminent and certain severely reduced lifespan, right?
Nowadays I just shrug it off. They mean it well, and I appreciate the underlying thought even if it at times baffles me they seemingly can't even remotely comprehend nor imagine what it is like to not be healthy since birth.
Them actually trying to cheer me up with those naive comparisons or "just do it :D" stuff indicates they care about me.For someone like me who has felt like a burden to every single person the first 23 or so years of my life, it's a kind of comforting thought. Same with the seeming ability to befriend people and genuinely enjoy seeing other people succeed through their effort; being a positive influence in other people's life is pretty much my goal nowadays, so that my domed-to-fail life will not have been a total waste to others the dayI off myself when the illness gets too severe./sageblog
>>24497931
>Heeeey, how you doin buddy? You've grown!
>lmao I'm a manlet
>Good, thanks
>Any girlfriends
>No, I'm a fucking faggot
>Awkward laughter while my dad smiles uncomfortably
I'm not even gay, but that should shut them the fuck up, especially my conservative relatives. My grandma actually took that literally and my dad told me not to say it any more because people are starting to believe it.
