>be on balcony on this nice, but cool morning, enjoying the view, drinking coffee, and browsing /r9k/ while listening to the news
>see commute traffic start picking up
>it's now slow to a crawl
>hear: *Honk honk honk* "Hey move it! I'm going to be late for work if you slowasses don't move it!"
Watching wagekeks on their morning commute is so amusing.
that sounds very pleasant, op. what kind of coffee are you sipping?
i'm forcing a red bull down my throat to give me enough energy to get through the day. only one more day and then it's thanksgiving break! i think i earned enough money this week to get a shiny, new ps4.
Work 7-3 miss the morning rush and the afternoon rush. Home with lots of money's before neets are out of bed.
>>24495328
that's a funny story OP
I freelance and work from home, picking up projects whenever I feel like, making 45,000 pounds a year
we've both made it :^)
>>24496499
What's your vocation?
>>24495328
>be inheritance NEET
>actually have a decent view with no traffic around
>woke up just 30 mins ago
>eatting some delicious breakfast prepared by my familys chef
>shitpost on r9k whilst watching movies in my home cinema
Feels good not to be a benefits neet or wagekek
maybe I'll hire a high-class slut or plan a trip to monaco or some other place you poor people have never heard of :)
>>24496551
web dev
>>24495328
>be a balcony, just chilling and checking out other fit balcony gurls
>some fat NEET leans on me with his moobs, chanting wagekeks, i'm straining just to hold his 500lb weight
>next time I think i'm just gonna break apart and watch his fat ass just plummet to the ground.
>>24496685
so much butthurt
>>24495328
How do you get your news, op?
>>24496553
and yet here you are posting on a board for the literal dregs of society.
cool life mang.
seriously though it sounds pretty cool.
>>24496553
Yeah, Monaco is totally exclusive and unheard of. You're so worldly!
>>24496613
Fellow webdev tooning in. God, I love the Internet and never having to deal with public transport or traffic. Plus being my own boss most of the time, besides those rare occasions where the contractors become too demanding and up their own asses, but then I just slap on some additional fees. Truest keks all around.
>>24495328
Thisis my favorite pastime.
We all know NEETs wake up at 2:30pm then sit on the edge of their bed in total despair at their life.
>>24496753
you wouldn't know, poorfag :)
