>CHADS GET DRAFTED
>NIGS GET DRAFTED
>ALL GET SHIPPED OFF TO BUTTFUCK NOWHERE
>WE DON'T GET DRAFTED BECAUSE WE'RE FAT/AUTISTIC/DEPRESSED
>GIRLS GET SO DESPERATE FOR A BF THAT THE ONES THAT DON'T HAVE SOMEONE OFF IN WAR WILL DATE US
WWIII LET'S GOOOOOO
>>24494912
>>WE DON'T GET DRAFTED BECAUSE WE'RE FAT/AUTISTIC/DEPRESSED
You think it works like that?
You're in for a shock.
>>24494912
>FAT/AUTISTIC/DEPRESSED
lol you're going to need to do better than that f.am
I won't get drafted because I'm 35, sorry to all the younger NEETs out there.
>>24494912
They can always make you unfat through boot camp and undepressed through indoctrination and drugs.
You'll be in the first wave anon. Goodluck.
>>24494928
I'M SURE ALL THE HIPSTERS AND FAGGOTS THAT WOULDN'T LAST 2 SECONDS IN WAR HAVE ALREADY THOUGHT UP A MILLION EXCUSES TO GET OUT OF THE DRAFT
>waaaaaaah I have ptsd already from Twitter
>waaaaaaah I have war anxiety
And they'll get their way because the draft'll be called racist, sexist, and anti-gay if they do
We've just gotta pull the same shit
thats not how it works
normies with social connections avoid the drafts
they stay home and fuck the wifes and gfs of those less fortunate because all women are whores
you my dear neet will be beaten into shape and dropped off in the desert as cannonfodder
>>24494979
>We've just gotta pull the same shit
Won't work.
What age does the draft start in the US these days? I'm 20 but my little bro is 16, will he be safe at least?
>>24494979
>draft is sexist, can't touch meeee
CANT WAKE UP
How exactly is WW3 even going to work? I mean, would it be just conventional warfare like WW2 plus digital hackery-fuckery, and how long until some bumfuck country takes out their secret nuke?
Good thing I would never pass a psych test to be in the military
>>24495012
WW3 won't happen until some dumbass decides to colonize space. At that point, we're all fucked and nukes will rain down like napalm.
Absolutely nothing will happen.
>tfw neutral country
I can't wait for WW3 2bh.
I don't wanna go to war with Russia
I don't wanna do nothin
With as much of a joke university is now they better draft students before they draft NEETs
if i went to a psychiatric ward for depression, would i still be drafted
I say the most guaranteed way to avoid a draft is to cut off your own foot
>not your hand so you can still do all the important shit
>you could still walk around pretty easily, especially if you used a cane
>even a weighted fucking shoe on your stump would be a decent replacement
>would still be considered an amputee
>>24495148
Pretty sure if you went full on /pol/ + reeee during the psych eval you'd never have to fight. Just spew a bunch of shit against the Jews/Israel, how blacks are subhuman, Hitler did nothing wrong, school shooters did nothing wrong, etc.
Will they give us amphetamines like they did back in WW2?
If you get us really hopped up on stimulants then it would be a pretty interesting way to die.
>Soldiers felt no fear because they were drugged out of your minds on amphetamines and would charge straight towards enemy positions as if they were acting out a scene from Rambo
>Pretty much all of the Medal of Honor recipients in WW2 were the result of people doing these insane drug-fueled Rambo charges and being lucky enough to not immediately get shot like 90% of the amphetamine fueled Rambo chargers.
>Men in the Pacific Theatre wrote about being high on amphetamines and laughing like crazy people while they burned Nips alive with flame throwers
TAKE SPEED
BOMB MUDS
SHOOT RUSKIES
BURN THEM ALL
KILL
KILL
TAKE MORE SPEED TO MAKE THE FEAR GO AWAY
BOMB MUDS
RAPE CIVILIANS
SHOOT RUSKIES
Why the fuck is Turkey in NATO anyway? Fuck those mudslime cunts.
>>24494912
You know you will get drafted first, right?
Along with all homeless/min wage subhumans. Unproductive members of society always form the front line.
>>24495273
Maybe you'll get some Modafinil if you need to stay awake for a long time.
>>24495325
That's what I've been wondering. I thought NATO was supposed to be an all white alliance. We let one fucking shitskin country in and look what happens. They shoot the goddamn Russians.
This is that non-white lack of impulse control that we've come to expect from mud people and negroes. It was a bad idea to let these "people" into NATO.
>>24495273
The fighters in syria do it, they use a pill called captagon (or knockoffs).
>fighting over destroyed and irradiated cities and through post-apocalyptic wastelands in a drug fueled murderous rage
They knew this was going to happen. Fallout 4 was to prepare us.
>tfw get drafted and die because some turksmells on the other half of the globe wanted to protect their ISIS assets
JUST
I'll just fuck another girl instead.
>>24495339
They're going to need to give us a lot more than that if they want millennials to do anything other than cower in fear. This is the generation that created safe spaces and trigger warnings and now they expect us to fight? Most of this generation will need to smoke meth before combat or we will just piss ourselves and curl up into a ball.
Won't girls get drafted too? Equality and all that.
Lol, i'd rather eat shit in prison than fight some rich cunts wars. Lock me up, see if I give a fuck.
ITT
>retards who think a single plane being attacked will trigger WW3
>>24495390
There is no room for equality where we are going. Women are needed to repopulate. This might require some coercion though.
>>24494995
yes he would have been too young for the WW1 draft you dumb fuck
>>24495402
/thread 2bh pham
>>24495390
>Equality and all that
Egalitarianism dies the second that WW3 begins. This whole period of history has just been really decadent and we've used our enormous wealth to amuse ourselves with silly fictions like the idea of men and women being equal and the idea that race isn't real and that the races are equal. It's all nonsense, but we're so rich that we can prop this nonsense up. It's like if you're a really bored CEO and you decide to make someone with down syndrome the regional manager of one of your stores. He's going to fuck up terribly, but if you're bored and rich then you can just keep injecting more and more money into his clusterfuck of a store to keep it running while the downie continues to burn through it on ridiculous things like ordering millions of turtles and letting them loose in the store.
It's the same thing with this. Why do you think we let black people in Yale just so they can scream, break shit, march through the school chanting their ooga booga nonsense, and turn the whole place into a fucking zoo? It's because there is someone way up there who is laughing his ass off right now. It's all just a huge joke, and that joke ends the second that WW3 begins.
>>24495403
WW1 was started because some dumbass royal was killed by another dumbass
>>24494928
>>24494949
>>24494974
>>24494979
>>24494991
I can't be drafted because I have scoliosis and an inguinal hernia.
Suck it, normos.
>>24495521
>inguinal hernia
Is this the most terrible thing ever?
>>24495133
yes, the indoctrination and forced medication will do wonders for you. Even third world countries do this when in state of war
>>24495355
It's time to stop posting /pol/
>>24495371
FSA or Assad's guys? OR the ISIS?
>>24495503
>"do you fucking retards really think we're all going to go to war just because some irrelevant prince in some backwater country has been assassinated? wew lads, stop the memes"
>>Several months later
>>24495503
No the leader of one of The most powerful nations in the world. It's basically equivalent to Putin getting shot in poland and US rushing to Polands defense.
>>24494912
>implying they won't just fuck the "conscientious objector" Chads who stay behind to kek everyone
>All the boys get drafted and killed
>All the lonely girls turn to lesbianism
>Might actually get a girlfriend now
>>24495390
women are required for repoppulation and if WW3 does happen, all that equality shit will be thrown out of the window in second year
>>24495581
Fight the good fight, femanon
We'll all get laid in wartime
>>24495503
>implying that some plane is equal to a fucking prince
>implying there was the same level of buildup before the war as there is now
Fucking tards these days.
>Girls still find a way to reject you for chad
>Tyrone gets released from Prison and is ''''''''unfit'''''''''' to be in the military
>He goes on a ooga booga raping spree
>Literally nothing changes except less friends now.
>>24495566
Rebels in general. Don't know about the SAA but they are supposed to be widespread so I wouldn't be surprised if they all use them. There are pics and videos of fighters showing off bags and blister packs of pills the way they often show off captured weapons and ammunition.
>>24495581
When shit hits the fan I'll be sure to rape the lesbians first
>>24495615
Will be right behind you anon
This thread is the result of a bunch of underage getting their understanding of geopolitics from /pol/
>>24495521
can you peel potatoes?
yes you can, off you go
>>24495581
but men and women are equals
you can come to the slaughter aswell
we wont rape you, promise
IT'S DEFINITELY HAPPENING NOW
OH GOD WE'RE DOOMED
>Second pilot found dead amid reports rescue helicopter also DOWNED
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/621677/Reports-Russian-helicopter-shot-down-while-searching-downed-jets
WHAT THE FUCK, TURKEY? WHAT THE FUCK? GODDAMN SANDNIGGERS
STOP SHOOTING THE FUCKING RUSSIANS!
Friendly reminder: If you haven't been to a mental hospital already, make sure to go now before the draft starts!
NEETs become cafeteria workers. Unless youre disabled or have a mental condition that makes you unstable (depression and anxiety doesnt count) They can find a use for you fuckboys. Glad I have a degree so I can become an officer.
I have legit autism and also I'm a girl. No way I'm getting sent to the front lines. I don't see how they would make me work in a factory either because I'm useless at everything and can't follow even the simplest of instructions, well as far as the DWP is concerned anyway ;)
So at worst I'll just have to do some farm work like watering tomato plants or something.
>>24495704
What about those like us who have two discal hernias but are fit enough to swim for one straight hour? Will we be drafted?
>>24495761
Do you want to be my girlfriend femanon
>>24495763
POG duty if the military doctors deem you fit enough for logistics services.
Most military personnel are POGs anyways
Chads of course would most likely be grunts if they don't have a degree so have some satisfaction that they'd probably be the ones most likely to die.
>>24495761
>I have legit autism and also I'm a girl. No way I'm getting sent to the front lines
POG duty it is then. Enjoy peeling potatoes.
>>24495795
Oh! BTW i also have a degree on laws. Would i be an officer?
>>24495811
Yes. Most likely with your law degree you could become part of the military courts.
i live in canada
so i'm not going anywhere right?
i dont think you people understand how strict the army is
they hate:
>short people
>fat people
>timid people
>weak people
and that describes most robots. if it doesn't describe you, you're not a robot
>>24495686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELkG60d24i8
YEAH DO THE CONGO
>>24494928
If you're a bed wetter you won't get drafted.
I know this for a fact, also my dad wasn't drafted because he broke is right arm when he was 12 and couldn't become a surgeon, instead he went into pediatrics.
>>24495686
Filthy pasty skinned whitey russia deserved it. MFs need to learn their place
>>24495686
Bet the second one was shot down by rebels. They have the technology to shoot down helicopters.
>>24495686
The rescue helicopter was apparently shot down by ISIS though
>>24495503
come up with a better argument
>>24494912
>Chads don't get drafted because they're anti-war hipsters
>Robots volunteer because we're suicidal or psychopathic
>Survivors come home and are hated by anti-war protesting chads and all the women.
>PTSD compiled with pre-existing mental disorders and increased social hatred leads most robot veterans to commit suicide or go on killing sprees.
yfw you realize the infantry is full of misfits just like you who had nothing else to do with their lives.
>>24496066
that's if you're volunteering. during a draft, their considerations are:
>can he hold a gun?
>does he have legs?
>is he in or near the correct age range?
if you're fat they force you to run until you aren't. if you're weak they force you to workout until you aren't. they don't care if you're short, being tall won't help you shoot people or dodge bullets.
>>24495390
what if i become trans to not go to war
>>24495521
That's not something to brag about
>>24496288
Misfits,criminals, Faggots with anger problems,Faggots who think they are tough.
>degree in chemistry
>would end up on an ABC unit
>die to some really fucked up shit
No thanks
Who /DUDEWEEDLMAO2015/ here?
>mfw we'll never be drafted
>>24496433
>Degree in Microbiology
>MFW CBRN duty
>>24494912
dude thats not how it works
but women get drafted too now a days
>mfw i have incredibly shit vision and a vision test is important in the military, SO YEA, WWIII LETS GO
>>24494928
I tried to join the military but they literally wouldn't take me because diagnosed aspergers
4 years later I am so glad that they didn't let me
>>24496891
You don't need good vision to peel potatoes son.
Enjoy WW3 in some base cafeteria.
>>24495273
That's some fallout shit. Drugs are the shit, also I hope there's a lot of gay sex in the conscript army.
>>24496288
This is true, when the GI's came home from Vietnam they were greeded by hate by the chad/hipster hippies that did nothing else but fuck and do LSD. This is the reason you should spit in the face of any know draft drifter.
Hippies were basically a USSR subversion, and if you see any collage professor calling for social justice he deserves nothing but to get crumb stomped for his treason.
>>24495110
fuck I'll fight FOR Russia before I fight against them.
Fuck it. Draft me and throw me in the front lines so I can be done with everything.
>tfw chronic disease
have fun getting killed by sandgooks /r9k/
>tfw schizophrenic, all the chads and normies getting drafted L O L
What do I get if I pull the religion card?
The age of normie is over the time of the mentally ill has come.
>>24494912
>autistic, blind in one eye and potentially diabetic despite being skinny
Feels good to lose the genetic lottery, at long last
>just say that you would betray your country for the enemy if you were drafted
how do you feel now chads? rather publically shunned and called a traitor than dead ;^)
>>24494912
Do you dumbasses not realize all of the normal women will be drafted too? This isn't 1942 anymore, Femnazis have called for equality and that's just what they'll get.
I'm a man and I wouldn't want the women to get drafted with us. If I get shot and need someone to help me get out of a fire fight I don't want a 140lb women being my only hope. I want 200lb Chad.
Also Mudslimes would be much crueler to women if they were captured.
All it would take is 1 story of how a woman went to a POW camp and got raped 10,000 times and every single women in the army will suddenly have to be protected extra carefully, which would make some soldiers more important than they actually are in a combat situation. Fuck that, it's easier to just leave them here.
>everyone else is drafted
>stay home
>war rages on and eventually ends
>everyone who survived is a veteran
>they all now have another reason to shame and make fun of you
>you'll be seen as even bigger cowards and losers
>wartime feminists will mock you for not being man enough to serve
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_feather
>>24498607
Sadly it won't work like that. They are now even trying to get women into the fucking SEALS. It's sad but things are changing to this stupid equality shit world.
>>24498661
When they get captured and fucking raped they'll all think differently.
When the stories of women returning with PTSD because they couldn't pull their friends to safety and watched them all die because they're not strong enough they'll realize why there is a fucking strength requirement.
As much as I hate where feminism is heading I can see it all blowing up in their faces and I'll gladly hold my opinion and wait for it to happen.
Those women in the SEALs wanted to be there. They just might be butchy and strong enough. I don't remember what they looked like.
My concern is the draft. When I got financial aid to go to university I signed a form that said I would go to war if drafted. I'm sure if there's a draft I'll be on an early list, even though I'm getting up there (25). At the time I didn't mean it ("I'll go to canada, lol"), but I've become quite a nationalist as of late. If another Pearl Harbor or 9/11 happened and the army called me, I would honestly go.
>>24495475
Actually world wars cause more equality. Everyone has to chip in, people who normally never mixed get to see the other side of the coin and hence become more accepting.
>>24494912
>get drafted
>shoot myself during basic training
Thank you ISIS
>World War 3
MORE LIKE WORLD WAR REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24499626
Get the fuck back to reddit, you piece of shit faggot
>>24499687
Sounds something like a ledditor faggot would say.
>>24497820
This
> fighting for gay loving osambo who didn't even try to prevent a war
If shit comes to the draft I'm either running away or just killing myself.
I'm not fighting a war caused by fucking Muslims for a country that won't be any better for it against a people I have no hatred for.
If push comes to shove I'll just do what this anon says: >>24499138
>>24498546
enjoy jail when osamba declares martial law
>Implying the current rules will apply in a state of emergency
You poor deluded keks. Get ready to die for your overlords, they don't really care if you have autism or diabetes.
already got a PTSD diagnosis from being molested, probably lessens my chances of being drafted
>>24496825
>>24499864
this
my comment is orginal
>>24496349
If that worked I'd be scott-free senpai
History of mental illness
Good luck drafting me
>>24494912
>everyone but robots get drafted
>lol jk, there's still enough Chads to take care of all the girls
>All the men come back as studly war heroes, even the scrawny losers who went to war
>They get twice the pussy, you get twice the tears
>>24495390
Women don't have to sign up for the Selective Service act.
Yaaaaaay equality.
>actually joined the army at 19
>it was basically like high school but more aggressive
>have extremely bad hand eye coordination and cant follow instructions well so i couldnt do basic shit like assembling my rifle
>pretty much get ignored by everyone else
>spend weeks on end feeling more lonely than ive ever been in my life
>eventually get kicked out/i leave/something inbetween where they clearly were ok with me leaving so i did
would this give me exemption?
cannot wait to be drafted desu
Robot shouldnt even care about women anymore. Just get over it.
>>24494912
>mfw in Argnetina
>mfw all I gonna do is watch this shit on the news
You people are dumbasses, if WW3 ever breaks out it's going nuclear and no one will survive
>>24500398
high5 hermano
>mfw when I'm 22 and I can't get drafted because I already did my 4 years of service and I'm currently working a job making 100k a year from the skills I learned in the army and never even deployed.
>>24495503
>Soon to be emperor of Austria
>Some dumbass royal
>>24500475
Pretty much.
WW2 demonstrated that wars are no longer fought on the battlefields, but in the cities held hostage to weapons of mass destruction.
>>24500528
fuck you and your ablist privilege. I'd love to join the army and do exactly that, but I can't.
>>24494912
If things start to ramp up enough that the draft is re-implemented, those restrictions will probably be lifted too
I'd either get accepted back into community college or try to get a job that doesn't involve getting blown up in a truck.
>>24494912
>WE DON'T GET DRAFTED BECAUSE WE'RE FAT/AUTISTIC/DEPRESSED
That won't stop you from getting drafted. Just claim conscientious objector status and if they accept that's great, if they don't then flat out refuse to be conscripted - you'll go to a minimum security prison for the duration of the war but that's better than getting shot or bombed.
>>24495402
I'd rather go to prison than be drafted.
I'd rather die than be sent to prison for dodging draft.
And I'd do a whole bunch of things to prevent death
senpai is the best meme right f.am?
>>24495655
Only if I get one of those potato peeler thingies and not a potato knife, mister recruitment officer sir
>>24494928
I couldn't enlist if I wanted to. I don't have any official mental illnesses but when I went into the recruiter office they all just laughed and looked at me like I was some sort of creep/rapist and they never called me back.
A lot of people always say how fucked people like us would be if we were in the military, but honestly I think a good percentage of robots would thrive there just because of a sudden purpose given on a silver-platter. These days people around me think you're practically insane and should go to therapy if you want to enlist.
>>24495261
Doesnt work. youd just get assigned the unimportant shit work. or literal cannon fodder in armed conflicts.
>>24494912
Good thing a draft will never happen and even still getting deployed to a war zone as a combat Mos is fun, you get to kick doors in
>>24500632
>>24500651
It's likely that in any real WW3 scenario, infrastructural damage to the US would turn prisons into death camps due to the break down of delicate transportation systems, electrical grids, communications. Prisons would be way down the list of places the government would be concerned with getting fresh food, water and hygienic amenities when possibly hundreds of millions are dead or displaced in a matter of hours.
>>24498624
Just lie and tell them you were drafted too. Who the fuck would find out? Are you friends with Sherlock Holmes?
>>24498773
>When I got financial aid to go to university I signed a form that said I would go to war if drafted
Woooow fuck the government. They ask like a million percent interest on student loans and then they pull that shit
>>24500098
Who the fuck is being honest when picking up girls?
"Oh yeah I went to WW3, baby. I can tell you stories"
>>24498466
Internierungshaft
Is draft enforcement even a thing? How did draft dodgers in the past do it, flee the country? My, how silly...
can I become an american if I let them send me to war? I hate my country
>>24494912
>hospitalized for an entire week once because depression meds had an adverse-reaction and made me suicidal
>barred forever from any armed forces
>stabilized and feeling better than ever
>know how to use a gun
>physically very fit and active
I'm immune to being drafted because of my psych history, but still have the skills and materials to go innawoods when shit his the fan. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.
>>24495503
>>24495568
Franz Ferdiand's assassination was just an excuse to go to war. All of the significant European powers had made secret alliances with one another, meaning if that one country declared war, others were attached and would get dragged along into the conflict. The scramble for Africa started by based Belgium in the late 1800's produced a Europe where everyone was wealthy and armed to the teeth, looking for any excuse to fight.
>>24496924
Word they wouldn't let me sign up because I had migraines...I've been making sure I tell my doc I have 1 a month every time I see him just to make sure I never get called up.
Also my fat ass would never pass fitness tests or even basic training.
Suck it normies go and die for zee jooz and we'll fuck your wives while you go fighting for our freedumz...get kuk'd
>>24494912
I can't get drafted; I don't have a high school diploma.
>>24494912
It doesn't matter, only the poor will go.
All the effeminate WASPs with hipster mustaches and girlfriends that peg them will be able to stay home.
I literally saw a movie about this but based in WWI. An actual real deal beta as fuck LOSER didn't get drafted to WWI because he had money and knew the draft judge. The girl he was after rejected him for being a beta fucking loser even though he chased her forever, and then he ended up sleeping with the chad boyfriend that girl got.
It was a british movie, so of course it was degenerate.
Honestly, if you don't get drafted and don't go to war and aren't working in the war industry DURING a draft, you should be castrated.
Of course that is never going to happen because those same rich #blacklivesmatter limp dicks are the ones that have a daddy enforcing the draft.
>>24497097
god damn reading this is going to give me a rage induced aneurysm.
