Look, babe, I got a strict list of rules you're gonna have to follow if you want to be "my" girlfriend
Rule #1: NO TITTIES!
W-What else anon?
Dfc or death
>>24494415
You must eat this...
>>24494379
why'd you put a quotation mark around "my"
>>24494469
emphasis on the my part
>>24494454
laughed originally
>>24494454But I want a boyfriend who feeds me candy!
>>24494510
And I want a loli whos art style isn't from 2004
Beat it, kid
>>24494531
I'll leave.
>>24494568
Sorry O.O i guess it was a little rude!
Y-you can stay! I'll f-feed you candy heheh x)
That's great because no one does.
>>24494605
Can I love you tenderly in stead?
>>24494659
>dicks
Why do you faggots have to ruin everything
>>24494659
I-IS THAT AKARI!?!
>>24494671
dicks rule
>>24494671
I am sorry mister, would this make you feel better?
>>24494674__________yes________
>>24494714
Much better thanks
>trip and take down the curtain
>infernal sunlight pierces into the wizard sanctuary
>start putting the protecting barrier back up
>see this through the window
>>24494741those chests aren't flat though
>>24494379
>no titties
Damn son you have shit taste.
>>24494764
Sry b I dont have much loli on my tablet
>>24494764
always great when anons just randomly drop good pics, I can't resist saving them all even though I'll probably never look at them again.
>>24494820
thanks okay, it's the flat-chestedness on the inside that counts
>>24494821or you should just fap to them
>>24494838
are you the same guy from last night who likes making people fap?
>>24494873
No, last night I was shitposting on /b/ and posting nudesnot to say I wouldn't greatly enjoy if you came for me
>>24494838
Holy shit small tits look so good at that angle and at the cowboy riding angle
>>24494922
you're not trying to make semen sacrifices for something are you?
>>24494948
No, nothing as grand, anon, I am sorry.your seed will only be used for my satisfaction
>>24494998
it's comforting to know that my seed is powerful enough to satisfy someone through the internet. Thanks
>>24495433
I am just a perverted cum-slut that even just a single drop is enough to drive crazy
>>24495495
I'm trying my absolute hardest to not imagine a neckbeard behind these posts. I have to hone my imagination powers to maximum or I'll never be happy, god knows we can't be happy in reality.
>>24495533
Do you also worry about the cameraman when watching porn?either way, I am a cuteboy :3
I got a better set of rules cupcake.
1)No Girls
2)No Clothes
3)No Homo
>>24495549
ever since I saw that gif of the cameraman getting nailed by a long-range cumshot, yes.
>>24495549
how cute?this cute?
>>24495772
I'd like to think so:~:
