>tfw no intellectual gf
>>24493306
iktf
tfw no INTJ gf
tfw female INTJ population is 0.5% or literally 1 out of every 100 females
tfw know 1 female INTJ online and shes crazy obsessed with an abusive drunken redneck that she feel for
at least hes semi robot though and not a normie, so she doesnt have shit judgment. just caught the feels too hard for him, thats why shes acting too irrational about it.
>>24493371
>tfw intj fem
>No boys like you because you're quiet and introspective
>"You're too smart"
>"You're too ambitious"
>"Just pretend you're dumb until you're actually in a relationship"
>>24493371
I have never heard of IKTF before, which personality is that one?
>>24493306
>tfw i know an intellectual girl who's also really fucking qt
>tfw she's family
>>24493411
Its funny, I used to actually like women before I came to this board
The more I see people like you here the bigger my irrational hatred of women gets
Please leave
>>24493459
>people like me
Wat
>tfw no smart girlfriend
>>24493479
Just get the fuck out
You don't belong here and you never will
You will never understand why we hate you so much
>tfw no nostalgia-for-the-wild gf
>>24493503
Pls explain tho. Like I'm in a similar position as you are.
The only difference is that I can get laid, but there's no emotional connection. Which, I would argue is almost worse. Like I can be appreciated for my body and looks, but little else. Which is really disheartening. At least guys can get friend zoned and have meaningful human interaction
Guys don't like smart girls.
>>24493582
oh okay, you are a troll
nvm then
>>24493621
But I'm not
Actually explain to me pls
>>24493643
Okay buddy, I believe you
You actually had me going for a while
>>24493651
B-but I'm a grill ):
>>24493701proove it :^)
>>24493712
Fite me tho
>>24493829
What's going on with your right boob?
looks sort of like bread in a weird angle
>>24493829
D E N V E R
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>>24493411
>Chad doesn't like you because you're quiet and introspective
>>24493829
Holy shit, someone this oblivious actually exists
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
This is beyond meme-posting I am actually so fucking mad
>>24493841
Idk man. I used to be real fat, so my boobs are wack.
>>24493843
I'm a Canada fag
>>24493829
You have nice lips and good handwriting :)
>>24493855
Even robots aren't into it. Like, I'm an attractive girl, but the second any guy finds out I have a brain, I'm dropped like a sack of potatoes.
2nd date never happens familia
>>24493894
are you>>24493582
Because I can tell you why you are so fucking wrong on every level now
>>24493862
Then make me not oblivious. Is it so out of the realm of possibility that a girl can't find someone?
Maybe it's where I'm living, but I'm told all the damn time I need to dumb myself down in order to be more attractive.
>>24493893
Ty ty. My lips are the one facial feature I have that I like.
>>24493894
Stop hanging out with idiots.
>>24493911
Okay. Explain to me then.
>>24493894
To you having a brain means being a feminist sjw. Fuck off.
Do you even STEM? Your non science major is shit tier.
>>24493957
I have a bachelors in Math with a minor in English. Doing grad school right now. Planning on dropping out and going into law. Fuck academia.
>>24493917
>>24493935
You will never understand what it is like for us
Most of us have never so much as even had a proper conversation with the opposite sex
Most of us have ever been approached or admired by the other sex
We aren't here because we are lonely, we are here because we know deep down that we are pretty much fucked
You are different
You will never understand how much power you have right now
I guarantee if you posted your skype right now nearly every single lonely motherfucker here would add you in a second, and no, not for sex, just for that small sliver of hope that they wont end up dying alone
I know this, I have tested this, i have posted pretending to be a girl and within 24 hours i have over 100 people add me
This is not an exaggeration
They didnt want to fuck, they wanted to chat or just play some vidya
If you were ugly it might be different but from what I can tell you are not
You will never understand
And that is why you dont fucking belong here
>>24493984
>English...
Unforgivable.
>Law
>Canada
You wanna learn canadian law. Just kys family.
>>24493984
You go to grad school for math and people tell you you have to dumb yourself down to find someone?
Sounds like a shitty place to live in or a shit school you're attending
>>24493411
oh good, i'm not the only one
>>24493306
I know this feel. Dumb girls are just such a turn off.
>group project with hot sorority bitch who doesn't pull her weight
>nothing but disgust
>group project with quiet average girl who knows her shit and actually ends up teaching me something
>feels for days
>>24493985
I don't have meaningful interactions with members of the opposite sex either.
Yes, I've been approached and admired, but that's purely for my looks, which realistically, I have 10 years left of.
Since I'm not content to dumb myself down, or stop working towards my goals in order to satiate or attract men, I'll be forever alone.
At least as a robot you have the /r9k/ community to vent to. I don't have anyone to vent to, simply because I'm attractive so everyone assumes my life is somehow easier.
But the few guys that are into smart girls immediately discount me because of my appearance (I don't look smart. I'm a bartender at a club on the weekends) and the ones that are attracted to me because of my looks are turned off when they find out I'm not just a vapid Stacy.
I understand. I really do.
>>24494006
I just really love reading and needed a break from math sometimes. Don't h8 me pls ;-;
>implying I'm going to stay in Canada for law school
>>24494027
Nah, my school is pretty good. I just work in the bar industry, so the type of people I have to interact with aren't the best of people.
I'm also a social recluse. My advisor hates me so much because I'm so quiet.
>>24494031
Wanna be friends?
>>24494090
>I understand. I really do.
NO
YOU
FUCKING
DON'T
You want a meaningful conversation, literally ask any single fucking person here and they will indulge you
They will bend over backwards just for a chance to have a conversation with you
The reason you are alone is BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO REALIZE THIS
I started of just jokingly frog-posting, but now i am actually pretty fucking pissed that you think we are even on the same level
I am legitimacy angry, good job you got me to rage at a computer screen
>>24494090
I'm not the guy you're responding to, but come the fuck on. All of my well adjusted normie friends love girls who are both smart and beautiful. In fact, all the ones currently in relationships are dating girls who fit that description. My lesbian friends are also all into women who are both pretty and intelligent. Most people want those traits in a partner. You're the unluckiest woman alive if you can't find at least one person who likes you for being both cute and smart.
>>24494128
Okay. Let's talk then. Let's have some meaningful conversation.
>>24494144
Do you think it's possible to prove the existence of an objective reality?
>>24494128
Just shut up dude. This fucking guy. Get a grip, fella.
>>24494144
How do you like your job? Do you enjoy it? Did your friends and family congragulate you when you go it? Do you know what it feels like to be so crippled with fear that you cannot leave your own house?
I don't want to have a conversation with you
You have legitimately angered me
>>24494158
Actually sort of made me laugh because I thought he was just fucking around the entire time
>>24494158
Go white knight somewhere else, she won't give you the attention you are craving
>>24494165
I have an interview in two hours and I can't bring myself to attend it. Gonna eat ice cream for a bit first.
>>24493306
My girlfriend is fucking stupid. Pussy is good but man anything other than dog/cat videos on youtube and she's instantly uncomfortable.
>>24494185
What position are you interviewing for?
>>24493894
you're fat
it's the only reason
eat /r/keto and you'll be crawling in dicks, crawling in them
>>24494185
Fucking really?
Did you not see the blatant sarcasm in that post?
Or are you just fucking with me?
>>24493582
>which I argue is worse
diagnosis: roastie
treatment: kill yourself
Therapist notes: REEE
>>24494198
Friendly reminder my attention seeking friend :^)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>24494177
She is not "women". She is a woman. Stop generalizing dude. You will have a better time with girls if you do this. I know how it feels. I broke up with my ex 20 days ago because she said i was of a different breed. She didnt know i was a virgin but this is not how you deal with it. Women this and women that. Its like this, the hamster scurries and scurried, and the wheel spins but at the end of the day we are still in the cage, right?>>24494185
>>24494197
Finance intern and I'm 25. Just kill me.
>>24494210
Did the (you) excite you?
Be honest, how did you feel when she acknowledged you?
>>24494152
I would say it's possible, but I wouldn't be able to do it. Philosophy was not my strong suit honestly. That kind of thinking is bad for me, emotionally. When I start thinking philosophically I just retreat too far into my mind and find it hard to snap out of.
>>24494165
I hate my job so much. I'm at the club until 5am. Have to spend an hour plus getting ready, and management gets mad at me if I don't look hot enough. I've literally had to go home, and change my bra because I didn't wear a push-up, and flat chests are "off brand".
Yes, I do know that crippling fear. When I was larger, I would have stretches of days where I would just lock myself in my room, sleep, smoke weed, and cry because I hated my body and looks so much. I still have difficulties looking in the mirror, and have days where I go out of the house for a couple hours, then have to go back in because I'm about to crumble. I mean, this is an extremely rare occurance now, and I'm slowly getting over it.
But yes. I feel your feels.
>>24494205
It's not for attention, I'm a therapist and when the thousands of people on r9k who say their suicidal I can try to help them a little bit.so fuck off, or keep shitposting about tripcodes instead of creating any decent content
>>24494233
S-sorry? I don't understand
>>24494219
Making some real adult decisions tonight, I see. Do you feel like you're prepared enough to scrape by? How competitive is this internship? I've gone to interviews feeling horrible but still coming out as one of the top candidates thanks to my ability to BS.
>>24494116
Yes! I'm surprised you're actually one of the nice fembots, most of them become extremely jealous when there's another one around.
So, you're planning on getting into law school? My parents really wanted me to study law (family tradition thing) but I went with med instead.
>>24494235
>When I start thinking philosophically I just retreat too far into my mind and find it hard to snap out of.
Women actually rationalize this way.
>>24494239
The fact that you responded at all will only encourage me to shitpost in response to tripfags in the future.
>>24494198
I wouldn't say I'm fat.
I mean I'm not skinny, but my body isn't the worst thing in the world
>>24494235
>that kind of thinking is bad for me
Hmm, really? I tend to enjoy retreating into my own head to think about things. It's sort of a coping mechanism at this point since the alternative is obsessing over everything I do in the moment.
>>24494256
It would all be okay if only I didn't speak like a robot. My voice has no emotion whatsoever and lacks conviction most of the time.
>>24494235
Would you like to talk on a less public platform
I want to yell at you some more, but not here
>>24494283
This is a genuine question: what do you hope to accomplish with that picture? I'm always confused as to the reasoning why someone would post a picture of themself on here. Then again, you could just be posting someone else in which case this entire post would be pointless.
>>24494306
l o l
o l
l o l
i hope you're not the original guy that got mad as fuck
>>24494283
Okay, femanon. A question for you. You dress like my ex and she was a bit messed up as well.
How do I get her back if she has blocked me on the phone. Do I just leave a voicemail? We spoke for 2 months and went on a date. After that, I suggested we broke up and she agreed but I regret it now. Don't tell me to move on and shit. Can I leave a romantic voicemail or a text or a non romantic one? One of the reason why it went bad was because I was too needy. Also, she had many guy friends and went to parties, and I got jealous and insecure.
>>24494257
Why would I be jealous? I've never understood that response. I really hope it's a younger woman thing, and that girls grow out if it eventually. Fingers crossed.
Yeah, the plan is law school, we'll see how that goes though. I've talked to a few people in law school, and I've been strongly advised against it. But my friends mom is a lawyer, who also had her undergrad in math before going into law and she's encouraging me to do it.
How's med going? It seems like it's the most intense professional faculty imo. Are you planning on specializing at all, of are you gonna be a GP/family doc?
>>24494314
she has nice hair and good fashion sense
nails are too sharp though and a weird color
>>24494318
I am, and I am trying to prove a point
>>24494296
Have you ever attempted to rectify that through practice or training? I think if you put some effort in, you could convincingly fake emotion through shifts in tone and volume. I mean obviously that isn't something you can do for this interview, but I'd look into addressing it if it ends up costing you opportunities such as this one.
>>24494306
Lmao , I was just pulling your leg dude. No one cares here. We are all anoomoose here. Just vent.
>>24493411
no, introverted girls are boring because they are boring. have tried dating a few, literally impossible to keep a conversation flowing, ends with me asking all the questions and telling all the stories, her just giggling and answering yes/no. you could be the smartest person in the world but if you ain't talking you ain't worht the time
>>24494333
Oh I see what you're doing
>>24494331
This doesn't really answer my question, to be honest, family.
>>24494342
Just give me a fucking throwaway email, i need to show you something
>>24494344
I am not trying to do shit, i have something I want to show here that will blow here whole fucking argument away
>>24494351
Why not just post it then?
>>24494290
For me it usually results in a downward spiral. I just become depressed and completely lose motivation for a few days. At this point in my scholastic career, I can't afford those sorts of episodes anymore.
Too sensitivo/10
>>24494306
I'd prefer to keep the conversation here tbqh
>>24494314
To show that I'm not fat?
>>24494321
Do you have her on any social media at all? A phone message will come across as too much I think. If you have her Instagram, just dm her. But make it casual. Like send a picture that made you think of her/that you'd think she'd find funny or cute.
>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/v/HDPMEjv33nU?start=1279&end=1338
>>24494381
No social media I'm afraid
>>24494362
And now we waitt
>>24494343
I'm not autistic. Like I'm able to carry conversation. I've been working in the bar industry since I was 18, so I'm good at human interaction. I just prefer the interaction to be one on one, and need my alone time to recharge.
>>24494388
He was just trolled, tbqfah famalia
>>24494360
It was more a test, to see how many people would message her
But the fake guy below me fucked it up
>>24494381
Its okay, my point is already proven
You already have a bunch of people showing interest
You could contact any single one of them and you wouldn't have to be lonely
That is a privilege the rest of us dont have
Too bad you are too fucking idiotic to see
>>24494387
Any mutual friends at all? Or social gatherings where you might run into one another?
>>24494424
>It was more a test, to see how many people would message her
everyone knew you were doing that
netflix and chilly??
>>24494424
So you become angry just to receive validation for your existence? Is this the only way for you prove to others that you exist?
>>24494381
>for me it usually results in a downward spiral
Ah, I can understand that. The same thing happens to be but only if I'm thinking about my failures directly. More existential thoughts serve as a distraction from those realistic ones. It's also a great way to not pay attention during a boring lecture. Here's a question: if you had the choice, would you retain your sentience and self awareness?
>>24494435
Yeah I do have a mutual friend but she lives like 3 hours away from me. I might have to reopen my Facebook tbqh and msg her there. She has blocked me on viber as well ffs. We spoke on the phone daily for 50 days 2hrs a day on average and now we are strangers again.
>>24494381
Maybe it's just me, but posting a picture of myself doesn't seem to be worth the satisfaction of proving an anon wrong. But you're more attractive than me so I guess there aren't really downsides either way.
>>24494438
That guy clearly didn't
>>24494444
I'm not gunna lie that is actually pretty spot on
That and I was legitimately pissed off
I have calmed down now. She doesn't understand how lucky she is and for that reason she will continue to be lonely, that alone makes me happy
>>24494468
Don't worry dude. I'm in the same boat and hence I know how and why you feel that way.
>>24494477
Are you the girl
Because if so i swear to fucking god i will throw my computer out the window
>>24494468
Also I'm the same guy who you asked for a throway email. I have a penis. >>24494483
>>24494483
I am, bby ;^)
>>24494493
Thats good because I am running out of angry pepe pictures
>>24494483
Also the same guy going for the interview and having breakup issues.
Lines has been blurred. I sincerely apologize for my tomfoolery.
>>24494330
Exactly.
Oh, well if you really have your heart set on it I think you should go for it. Don't let those people in law school discourage you!
And yeah, med is intense. I don't really think it's the most intense professional faculty though. Everyone has their weaknesses, I know I'd struggle if I were doing a degree like engineering or math, only because I'm horrible at math. Sometimes I feel like giving up but then I think about my future and I realize that I can't see myself in any other profession. I still have time to decide on my specialization, but at the moment I'm interested in becoming a neurosurgeon or cardiothoracic surgeon.
>>24494514
Well that is confusing
>>24494448
>Sentience of self awareness
That's such a hard decision, honestly. I'd probably say self awareness though.
Either that, or just off myself before I had to choose
True about the boring lectures though. I usually just go the doodling route though. What're you taking in school?
>>24494465
Why did she block you?
>>24494466
I mean, it's just a body picture, and I'm dressed fairly normally in that picture. There's not a whole lot of defining features to it
(I also kind of wanted to get told I was fat and ugly. I don't know why. Maybe motivate myself to lose more weight or look better, idk)
>>24494514
I was actually too blinded with rage to fully read it anyway
tfw highly intelligent gf
>>24493431
hahahha came back and laughed my ass off to this
>>24493411
just date INTJ guys(like me senpai) [/spolier]
>>24494553
>just date INTJ guys (like me senpai)
B-but women can be lonely too
This sentence pretty much sums up my entire fucking argument
>>24494524
>What're you taking in school?
I'm a computer science major like many uni attending robots. One of the surprise benefits of my major though is that professors often forgo lecturing in favor of giving us time to self study or work on assignments ourselves. If there is a lecture portion, it's often posted online in some form so attending class isn't always a necessity. I have to take a series of physical science courses and those are the worst lectures in my experience simply because they go on forever. I can listen to a professor talk about physics or chemistry for an hour, but when the lecture periods approach two or even three times that, I just give up.
>>24494524
You wanted to get told you were fat? Now I'm definitely confused. You are right about the lack of defining characteristics though. You're a cut above the people who get screen capped in the Omegle threads, that's for sure.
>>24494566
well they can be lonely
except they do it by choice and you probably don't do it by choice
>>24494566
what?
are you the same person as this?
>>24493411
sorry i went away to play vidya and didnt see you respond to me
>>24494583
That's pretty much it
Yet she can't understand the fucking difference
>>24494585
Nah, I am the frog-poster
>>24494603
ahh okay gotchya makes sense now
>>24493411
Well i dont agree with everything you said, but you sound genuinely nice which is really important in a person i think, especially if theyve had struggles in their life and still came out positive on the other end.
If you come back to this thread again feel free to shoot me an email
[email protected]
>tfw unable to find an educated and somewhat interesting guy
>small dating pool in my country anyway since I am not typical slavic qt
>dates are awful experience in general
I dont even have high standards- my previous guy was older, fat & heavily balding with minimum wage job but at least he was interesting with things to say.
>mfw this thread
>>24494822
You wouldn't happen to be polish, right anon?
>>24494818
who are you refferring to?
>>24494856
to the first person who responded to me >>24493411
or anyone i guess idc if you email me its a throwaway
>>24494837
Maybe, why ask?
>>24494891
NO NORMIES THO
PLS DONT SEND ME A MESSAGE IF YOURE A NORMIEEEEEE
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24494891
Why?
I went full autism mode
That is what you consider genuinely nice?
>>24494935
I can decipher, read in between the lines, context, relate, empathize and draw conclusions. I think youre nice.
Anyways i have to get up in 7 hours, good night.
>>24493306
>tfw gf is both smart and hot
>>24493984
You had me at math (also a math major) and lost me at dropping out.
Thanks for playing though, but leave this place and never return.
