Going to relatives for dinner today and know I'll probably sleep there. I'm on day 24 ~ 26 (Think I started 2 days before November). Had a wet dream 13 days in and it was messy as fuck, was worried all last night that I'll have a wet dream at my Aunties and Uncles place which would be super embarrassing. This morning I used that worry as an excuse to fap... Feel like shit now tbqh, because if I absolutely had to fap in prevention of a wet dream later I still could have waited until later in the day...
I feel like a disgusting hand fucker pervert now.
Thanks for reminding me. I'm off to go have a wank now. Thanks again.
>>24493114
If you're here at /r9k/ because you're a loser and longterm NEET then you are only hurting yourself by fapping.
>>24493098
If you are like me. If you are weak. If you aren't patient and strong. Then use the pornographic fire you just stoked to fuel you through the next streak, one you will not break. You will not masturbate after this relapse. Use the fire to aid you in your studies, in your career, in your development as a person. You must not let this one failure turn into hundreds, you cannot afford to. You have already let so much of your life slip through the hands of time, all because you just want to spend time looking at some dude fucking the shit out of a bitch with a fake ass, fake tits and fake pleasure. All because you just wanted to spit in the face of opportunity and sit at home, fucking your disgusting little hand. Turn your damn life around right now, because if you don't, then you never will. I don't care if its 3 o'clock in the morning. Do some productive shit. Look after yourself, because no one else will. Clean your damn teeth. Wash your damn face. Work on your fucking game.
Life is a game, so why the fuck are you sat on the sidelines playing with your pee-pee? GET THE FUCK ON THE FIELD BOY! Dive head first into the rest of your life and forget about your incessant desire to fuck your ugly ass hand. All the people you are jealous of? You can be ten times the person they are. Get girls ten times hotter. Get a body ten times stronger. Get a career ten times more profitable.
You are currently holding the key to your future. The key to all your success's and dreams. But you can't hold the key to everything you want with your erect penis in hand. And you definitely can't hold the key when you fuck your hand to a collection of pixels trying to represent a fake ass woman.
Always remember you hold the key to your dreams in your hands.
>do nofap
>have wet dreams
>get boners at work
GEE GUYS THIS IS GREAT YOU SHOULD ALL DO IT
>>24493399
Don't know what you're missing out on until you try it. I'm starting all over again to see what happens at 90 days. My brain fog and depression lessened over the past 24 days. It's an exercise in self-discipline. It's good.
I'm down to once-per-week fap. pretty proud desu, but hoping to improve more
also quit drinking and drugging for 6 months. never thought that could possibly happen
meanwhile, level 96 Altmer mage-rapist playing on legendary mode. At level 120 I think I will activate the main quest. dragons always ruin the immersion factor for me.
hey let me do this side quest NOPE 2 DRAGONS ARE DESTROYING THIS VILLAGE AND KILLED THE GUY I GOT THE QUEST FROM
in other news, good luck OP
>>24493098
welp, you did much better than me. I didn't attempt no fap november, but last time I made it 2 weeks or so and had a wet dream, I used that as an excuse to just masturbate the next morning, and in a few days it was back to fapping 305 times a day wasting my life edging for up to 3 hours in between spunking a loak
>>24493473
24 days is my personal record. How did you manage 90?
>>24493399
Despite this happening, I do feel exactly like I am operating in a higher state of consciousness if I manage to go for 2 weeks without ejaculation.
Record is 33 days currently. Going for 45 days right now then a while after that I'll go for 90.
Don't fret OP, when I first started I couldn't even make it past day 3. It is a matter of practice desu. I find it really easy now.
>Do nofap
>fail within a week
>Back to fapping 3+ a day
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fap once a week,
feels some much better
join a gym start working out you'll feel better
fix your diet you'll start feeling better and healthier
shave, buy new clothes, get a haircut
start slowly going out more practicing socializing maybe join a club
soon enough you'll have a much better life famalam
>>24493098
Wet dreams are literally in the top 5 of first world problems, you are definitely excused, I wouldn't worry about it at all mate, you did great we're proud of you.
What's the point of all that nofap bullshit anyway? Masturbation is the best thing in my life tbqh familia
>>24493351
quality pasta my familia
>>24493144
no fapping is not going to make us less of a loser. we'll end up like OP jizzing in our sleep.
Are you me? I broke my 18 day streak today aswell. Thankfully it was just a wet dream, but I still get the negative effects so I still count it as a relapse.
>>24493098
Why are all no fap faggots dramatic retards
>>24494668
> is not going to make us less of a loser
> can't hold his desires
> calling other people losers
