is it possible to get a hooker and not pay? like one off of backpage that doesn't have a pimp?
Also backpage/hooker encounter thread
>is it possible to get a hooker and not pay?
yep
it's called gf
>>24492485
any smart hooker is going to ask for the money upfront, so i doubt it
>>24492517
if i subdue her and steal the money back could it work? do most carry guns?
>>24492529
>seriously contemplating mugging a hooker
Just pay her you stupid cunt
>>24492506
that requires things that I don't have
>>24492485
Just beat them to death with a baseball bat after finishing the deed. Sometimes they don't' always drop the same amount of money that you initially paid them though. I think they have some kind of money-eating wormhole in their vaginas.
>>24492555
I need to use my money for other things. If she's doing something illegal why does she deserve money anyway? Also this is kind of a fetish of mine, I want to make a girl feel like shit after sex without raping her
>>24492578
the whole point here is doing nothing illegal
>>24492506
>not paying your gf
Enjoy your rape accusations.
>>24492585
>If she's doing something illegal why does she deserve money anyway?
Mugging someone is also illegal you stupid fuck
If you need money for other shit then dont waste it on hookers
How are you actually this retarded?
>>24492600
>not doing anything illegal
>getting a prostitute
What
>>24492506
>gf
>not stealing your money
I'll take things that never happened for $500
>>24492600
>I want to pay for sexs
>I want to mug her afterwards
>I would not like to do anything illegal
What?
>>24492578
Then I'll get a star and I don't feel like hiding for five minutes
>>24492620
if i dont pay how is it illegal
>>24492644
>if i dont pay how is it illegal
You said you will pay her then steal the money back using force
Jesus fucking christ dude, stop wasting oxygen and just fucking kill yourself already
>>24492641
Not if you do it in an alley, familam.
>how to get fucking stabbed: the thread
>>24492680
how does she prove i ever gave it to her?
>>24492644
>your honour I didn't pay this woman for sex because I held her down and robbed her afterwards
>>24492702
>your honor I had sex with this woman and she tried to mug me. luckily i was able to escape and run to safety
>>24492701
It is irrelevant if you fucking mug her afterwards dude
You wont be in prison for prostitution you will be in prison for assault
>>24492725
>implying a judge will take your side over a woman's based on he said she said
>implying forcibly mugging someone wont leave physical marks
>implying you are not just trolling me right now
Seriously dude 10/10, for a second there I actually thought you were mentally challenged
>>24492485
This one caught my eye.
>>24492485
Find an unexperienced once that isn't with a pimp/agency. After you have sex just leave.
We should all get together and rape a hooker.
we can do it if we put our minds to it.
>>24492485
post more spoony
Lol, I did this like exactly a year ago.
She's the best woman I've ever known, and I'd jump in front of a bullet for her.
She's a literal whore, yet she's better than every other woman I've ever met.
AMA, I guess
>>24493075
would you put a ring on it?
You just have to tell her your life story and how sad being a virgin makes you, she'll totally let you fuck her for free after that.
>>24492644
then it's rape
>>24493156
no she wouldn't. I did that and she upsold me.
>>24493156
not a virgin just want free effortless sex
>>24493161
It's not because she gave herself willingly
>>24493164
go to a club
>>24493163
>I did that and she upsold me
kekd irl
>>24493113
I honestly would have, but we were just in different stages of life.
She had 2 kids and an ex husband.
I was just a collge freshman.
>inb4 le ebin cvck maymay
She eventually got with a new guy, who knows nothing about her past, and she has a legit 6 figure job and she's doing better.
I talk to her every now and then. Sometimes we have coffee or dinner and just laugh and catch up.
She's the only person in this world I ever really loved.
Funny cus, I've tossed away any non-virgin slut I've encountered.
>>24493156
This is kinda how mine happened.
Still the best night of my life.
Will only be second to the night I finally kill myself
>>24493180
never gonna happen who the hell do you think we are?
I need some girl who into really shy ugly guys.
>>24493180
>go to a club
Equivalent of "jus b urself"
Clubs are not for shy people or robots.
>>24493194
Thanks. My life is one big comedic tragedy.
>>24493198
>thinking about committing 3 different felony charges
>nah I dont want to just got to a club where everyone is looking to fuck each other cause Im too shy
>>24492485
nipple piercings are so fucking nasty. they ruin a girl almost as much as tattoos.
>>24493208
I'm sorry but did you really think that would work, I was being sarcastic.
>>24493227
but how do I get laid. I don't think the club thing is going to work. I just want a girl to fuck me for free. And not a fat obese one though.
>>24492702
underrated post, kekked heartily
>>24493259
I'm too autistic for that. And I wish it would work I'll take anything I can get. Shit.
>>24492701
Oh you gave it to her all right
>>24493180
I dont work out and have no game
>tfw I find average women the most attractive
would fight to the death for the chance to talk to the girl in op
Counterfeit money?
They won't check that shit if you approach her in a cop outfit.
>>24493164
Jesus you worthless fuck, sex is a physical act. Put in a little effort
>>24493294
You could go fuck a femboy, they're eager and cute and have a much better attitude.
>>24493227
And ugly
>>24493356
yeah but it's the passable one's that still act like Stacey's.
I jabe no options man. I been through a lot too. I tried to get a girl to fuck me but they just don't like me. I'm not weird or pushy. I can't really put the pieces together is all. I need a little luck.
>all these Americans
FFS, just go to pretty much any other country and have safe legal sex with a prostitute. Land of Freedom, truly.
Meet up with her dressed in a cop outfit and pretend you're going to arrest her then say if she does it with you, you'll let her go
>>24493423
>cop outfit
Lol. Why not just normally and say you're undercover lololol
fuck bro all my keks
>>24493388
Meh, if you want one that looks exactly like a girl then maybe but there are plenty that are cute and shaven and love cock, all they need is a little affection and love, you don't need to be great looking just take care of yourself and be nice. Trust me, there's nothing better than holding him in your arms in bed.
>>24493460
that's terrible advice bro. but I'll take it.
>>24493356
aw geez here we go
Trying to convert some desperate nobody to fuck one of your aids ridden traps on a prostitution thread. How ironic.
>>24493066
here some animated spoony
>>24493509
wow this should almost be considered satire with how bland she looks.
I don't know why you people obsess over this.
>>24493509
where did you find that rare spoony?
>>24493504
Hey I just wanna help you guys out, pick cuteboys and you never have to put up with another feminist whore again.
>>24493527
see
>>24493330
it's a very obscure feel.
>>24493527
it's the eye brows
>>24492485
Dude you're getting some chick who doesn't know you to let you put your filthy crooked wing-wong deep inside, and you're probably gross looking.
Just pay the poor girl
>>24493563
hey man I'm sorry I just don't understand it is all
I'm attracted to unique looking chicks
>>24492506
there is no free pussy
>>24493580
Which one of those two guys would win in a fight to the death?
>>24492506
>not pay
>gf
lol
>>24493598
one with the short forehead
>doesnt give up if bleeding heavily
>>24493598
The guy on the left, he's got height advantage and more of a killer instinct. But the dude on the right will always next level him in Pokemon.
>>24493598
right obviously that guy could be bear mdoe if he put the work in
I know a guy who basically payed a hooker much less than half her rate because he paid her in weed which they'd smoke after they fucked. Then they'd fuck again after, which means he basically got a free fuck every time. He is a massively fat, ugly fuck too. Like obese tier.
Hookers are legal in Australia though, and usually just chronic weed smokers, not crack whores.
>>24493587
>unique looking chicks
>ugly mongolian sluts
>>24492644
Wait this is a legal grey area. if he fucks her then she asks for money if he pays he is breaking the law but if he doesn't pay he is breaking the law too. Basically a woman can checkmate you by asking for money after sex.
>>24493688
>but if he doesn't pay he is breaking the law too
not true
it's illegal to perform an act then demand payment afterwards, in USA anyways
I'd have to go dig through my papers to find the source for that
>>24492529
you'd be better off just picking a random girl and raping her
>>24492485
Has nobody played GTA? Just stomp her until cash falls out after you fuck her dude! heueheuehe
>>24492644
If you pay her then you've already committed the illegal act
If you steal the money back you're committing a second illegal act
>>24493710
then shed call da cops
>>24492702
Why in god's name is this so funny?
>>24492622
>>24493628
my gf helped me keep my belly full and gave me a place to stay when i was homeless for about half a year for nothing in return
>>24492506
This man knows what's up.
>Women will try to downboat this
>>24493587
>unique
>posts a basic bitch
Ayy lmao
