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Quite concerned here, kin. I've had an erection for about
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Quite concerned here, kin. I've had an erection for about 2.5+/-0.5 hrs. I haven't taken anything and I came once already. I tried to cum a second time but it wasn't happening. I tried cold water. I don't want to go to the hospital and spend money on a fucking boner. I will if I have to, but shit, kin. Wtf is happening? It's as hard as it gets and there's no way I could have been slipped drugs. Nothing in the air. Not aroused. Idk, kin. I just see an embarrassing hospital visit in my near future and I don't want to go because I don't like people, spending what little money I have, hospitals, wasting my time on shit like that, leaving my piss bottles alone in case anyone goes through my room.

Also, it's really hard to pee. I've had to pee quite bad for like an hr now and I keep going to the bathroom to forse it out until like 10% is gone and I can relax for another 10 minutes. I'm sure you understand from the sporadic writing that I'm a little on edge atm because of this dumb shit. Help, kin.
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Self amputation, Anon.
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>>24490899
Maybe blood is trapped in your dong. You've tried cold water, but what about an ice compress? Thats really all i can think of outside of a doctor visit. There's meds to help i'm sure, but i'm no doctor
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https://www.menshealthforum.org.uk/my-erection-wont-go-down-faqs
>How can I prevent it?
>You can't.
You were doomed from the start.
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What's worse
>having a broken dick
>spending money on the hospital
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>>24490899
you should totally stick it in ur best male friends butt. would be a funny gag lol. post pics.
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>>24490942
I could try aspirin. Idk if thinning my blood would help. I'll try ice stuff.

>>24490945
Fk
>>24490950
True. I'm just trying to avoid it if at all possible.
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>>24490899

Your dick has

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

Go to the hospital

>Priapism is a potentially painful medical condition in which the erect penis does not return to its flaccid state, despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation, within four hours. Priapism is considered a medical emergency, which should receive proper treatment by a qualified medical practitioner. There are two types of priapism: low-flow and high-flow; 80% to 90% of clinically presented priapisms are low-flow disorders.[3] Low-flow involves the blood not adequately returning to the body from the penis. High-flow involves a short-circuit of the vascular system partway along the penis. Treatment is different for each type. Early treatment can be beneficial for a functional recovery.
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>>24490899
Is that yours, famm? to be honest
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>>24490899
l-let me take care of that for you senpai..
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>>24492361
Same for me too to be honest familia
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DONT go to the doctor yet. Only if its been days or something.

A friend of a friend had this problem and went to the doctor. They stuck a needle in his dick and drained the blood. Now he is totally incapable of getting an erection.

Sounds like hell desu
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Bumping thread for OP's throbbing boner tbhonest
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Why does it cost to go to the hospital?
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Scary desu
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Probably neurological desu senpai. you done caught the lewd disease

Seriously though just go, I bet it's like porn where the sexy nurse jerks you off.
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>>24492894
If you wait that long you'll have a dead dick with dead nerves.

>>24490899
Go to the fucking hospital, you can lose your fucking dong if you don't.
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>>24494513

Nah m8, he will only lose its function. He will still have the foreverially floppy reminder of his impotence.
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let's keep bumping this so we find out what happened to his dick when he's back
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OP is fucked.
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>2.5+/-0.5 hrs
>not just saying 2-3 hours

your erection is the least of your problems because you're a fuckin idiot
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>>24494323
this desu baka reeeeee
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>>24495299
No bully, pls
I'm sure OP isn't in top shape intellectually because of his permahard cock keeping all that blood to itself.

Also, what if some dude goes to sleep, gets a pesky erection, and wakes up 7-8 hours later with a dead dick cause of priapism? Has that ever happened?
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>>24490899
If you go they're literally going to drain your dick, like blood letting.
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>>24490899
So are you still alive, OP? We all want to know.
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>>24490899
OP cut off his own dick to survive
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If it's blood being stuck inside his dick maybe he should massage it and stuff so the blood circulates better
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>>24497302
keep going anon, don't stop now
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I heard people with prapism come out the other side with monster sized dongs sometimes
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REPORT BACK, BONER KUN
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>>24490899
put ice-cold water in your butt and keep it there

the cold water will cause nearby blood vessels to constrict

this is actually an accepted treatment for priapism
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update op? wtf happened to your delicious looking dick
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OP what's happening to your penis? Will you ever be able to receive the succ anymore?
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>>24490899
go to the hospital/doctor as soon as possible. seriously.
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>>24500183
OP I am legitimatelyconcerned for your penis' health please update us to your situation as soon as you get a chance
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isnt there a deadly spider thats bite gives you an uncontrolable hardon?
do you live in straya op?
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>>24491531
Priapisms are often caused by spinal injury and he pretty much be bleeding from his cock
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cut it
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op we need update
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I was thinking of having a wank but after reading this im scared to
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>>24501647

>Uncontrollable Boner

Op is kill.
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>tfw OP's boner will drain all the blood from his brain and kill him
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>>24501795
You'll be fine, Anon.
Just make sure your boner doesn't last all day.
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bump
update you piece of shit we're really worried about your dick
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>>24505084
lmao...
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