>applying to dishwasher
>minimum 5 years experience
>minimum BS in Hydrogeological Engineering
>requires writing sample
i know you're just joking, but whenever you see this type of stuff for menial bullshit jobs, they most likely just want to scare regular people away so they can hire illegals for $2 an hour
>>24490888
>be transracial transgender pansexual
>6 digits starting as diversity officer
>60 word essay due in a week
>haven't even started
>>24490984
>60 word essay due in a week
>I have a 61 word essay due in six days
fucking pleb
>minimum BS in Hydrogeological Engineering
>>24490941
yeah, I'm a trained Fork Lift Driver and this job I was looking at wanted me to be trained all 3 main types of truck while also speaking fluent english and romanian for minimum wage.
They know next to no one fits the criteria so they can bring the guy who was gettign the job anyway.
>99 percent of real entry level jobs sent to foreign nations
>new entry level jobs require years getting degree, certifications from schools, or experience if not all three
Spend between $10000 to $200000 while trying to support yourself with little to no income for years to get the chance to make $18000 to $30000 year after taxes!
Oh and good luck getting job experience when the only way to get a job is to have experience!
>>24490888
On a more realistic note:
>apply to a job online
>application has a job experience section
>it's the first job I've ever applied to
>am reminded that section exists every page at least twice
>am reminded that section exists in the email I receive confirming I submitted it
>>24491062
>fluent romanian
where do you live? it seems like this sort of thing is questionable legally.
>>24491154
more like
>application requires 3 or more experience entries to submit.
>>24491107Donald Trump with fix this.
>apply for job as time warner cable tech supp agent
>get the job less than 4 hrs later
>already taking calls even though I still don't know what the hell I'm doing
>average handle time per call is around 35 mins and I still don't fix the issue half of the time
so, how are you enjoying your internet connectivity, anon?
>>24491227
north east UK, basically no muslims but lots of polish & romanians
>>24490888
>Applying for IT position
>Need Minimum 5 years experience in a technology that hasn't existed for 5 years yet
>Realize that recruiters are literally just morons who have idea what they're talking about
>Realize that they're just creating a fantasy wishlist of everything that the IT manager would like to find and then they put "need" in front of every item and publish it as a job listing.
>Load resume up with as many buzzwords and technical jargon as possible
>Embellish the shit out of that time I made a website for someone and make it seem like I founded Google.
>Get resume past the drooling sub-human non-technical HR gatekeepers
>Get interview with someone who actually knows what a computer is
>Get job
Stop crying and learn how to play the game.
>tfw applying to jobs
>someone tells me I need to do at least 50 phone screens to get ONE offer
>i get about a 30% response rate in applications
>I need to send out about ~165 job apps
