Whats that sound?TICKTOCKTICKTOCK
>>24488559
>Do not declare for whom the clock ticks, it ticks for thee.
>>24488559
these threads honestly make my day. I love being a NEET. I am about to start a movie and drink some coffee while I am snuggled up next to my dog. Oh sorry wagie. I will try not to keep my tv too loud, I know you need to sleep. you have work at 5am sharp! a second late and you will be blowing your jewboss for your next measly bonus.
Does anyone else find wagies Adorable? They're like little puppies scampering around for scraps. It's so cute how they derive all meaning in their lives from the shitty jobs. Their work amounts to selling their labor for pennies but they promise they'll be "rich one day!".
Ah wagies, You give me perspective. Chop chop! MAke sure you get plenty of sleep! You don't want your boss to lose money!
>>24489830
>muh free time
>muh art
>muh reading
>pic related
Wewwwwwwwwwwwww
the telltale wagekuck buried beneath the floor
he's gonna be late!
>>24491264
Manure doesn't shovel it's self lads . Us wagekeks know quality ingredients for the subway corporation but be delivered on time. :3
>>24491537
you watch your damn mouth
leave subway out of this
>>24489770
How do you afford a dog as a neet?
>>24488559
An egg timer? Which reminds me. I have to taste that paprika to see if it's any good.
>>24492018
When you actually have time to train a dog, it practically pays for itself
sup losers wagecaucks!
back to slaving ya go!
my welfarebux aint gonna pay for itself.
poor wageslav3s, 4 more days to go till weekend...
I've offered to trade my autismbux. Don't blame me.
tick tock indeed!
i only have 5 hours left of my shift
feels good
>>24493839
Stockholm syndrome of a slave
>Tfw 24 and never had a job... UNTIL NOW
>Tfw got sick of being in my room every day of my life and hated how all of my peers were out spending money on things they want while I have nothing
>Tfw just had my first day of being a wagekuck
>Tfw delivered five pizzas today
>Tfw not sure if I made any tips
>Tfw my coworkers were all friendly and mirin' my ride, and two of them might become my friends
>Tfw they told me about some customers that never tip, so they're always last to get their pizza
>Tfw everything went better than expected except for my last delivery for the night
>Tfw forgot my flashlight
>Tfw didn't realize I had to deliver to two customers in one trip because I didn't read the instruction slip entirely and the other one like it only was for one customer
>Tfw got called back to the store to pick up the other one when I was almost to the first customer
>Tfw grabbing the other pizza and running back to my car
>Tfw realize I forgot the receipt and had to run back into the store, then back to the car
>Tfw GPS fucked me over and took me like seven houses away from the customer's, had to run uphill and then got lost because apartment complex
>Tfw the first four customers were all chill and understanding, thanked me and wished me well
>Tfw last customer also lived in an apartment complex and had to call him for directions
>Tfw I think his pizza was like 50 minutes late
Many mixed feels.
>>24493926
>Literally becoming a wagekek
These threads must suck for you.
>>24493926
> tfw working at Target Australia
> tfw standing there chatting with me m8s
> go automatic robot mode when its busy
> 1 hour passes feels like 15 mins
> Check bank
> Got paid $350 for only 16 hours of work
> Go home and play some steam games with m8s
As long as you work hard and you are a friendly person they will roster you to your needs. I asked if I could work Sunday - Tuesday. Now I work a long shift on Sunday for extra bux, becuz weekend rate and two 4 hour shifts in on Mon and Tues. Well NEETs you guys just pray the next president/prime minister does not fuck you over, and Peace im out
>go to a store
>wagecluck gets pissy for being expected to do his own job
Automation can't replace these lazy slaves fast enough.
>>24494355
This. I refuse to bother with cashiers if there's self-checkout.
>>24494355
>>24494461
Wagekucks don't even know they're just going to work to entertain the Hebrews
Oh, that's the sound of lunchtime. Time for a delicious healthy lunch, paid for by my company.
I get to shitpost from work, just like you neets do all day long, except I get paid big bucks for it.
My parents pay for everything cause they're rich and I'll get all their money when they die. How does that make you feel wagekeks? Ufufu~
>>24494582
I can eat lunch or any other meal any time I want. Paid for by you.
>>24494623
>anytime I want
Anytime mommy makes it for you.
>>24494642
Not if you live by yourself ufufu~
>>24493849
ignorance is bliss!
this is an original comment you stupid robot
>>24494652
This.
>>24494642
I live alone. No annoying roommates. I don't think I could ever live with another human ever again. They're fucking awful creatures.
Wagey wagey
In a cagey
Cant go home till 5, 6 maybe
are people who enjoy their work and get paid well considered wageslaves?
>>24494730
Funny, it's neets who live in a cage. They can't even leave the basement.
>>24494740
See stockholm syndrome
Also if you are trading your irreplaceable life and free time for jew tokens so you can buy what the tv tells you, you are a wagekuck
>>24494789
Why can't they? Did mordechai convince you that going outside costs money? Is that why you've been putting in all that overtime?
>>24494790
You recieve jew tokens in the bank each month
>>24488559
>mfw NEETs will never know the joy of having a purpose in life
>>24494790
Your time is worth about 50 cents an hour. Mine is worth about 50 dollars an hour.
>>24494847
Oh enlighten us. What is your "purpose in life"?
>>24494847
>mfw despite having all that free time, neets still accomplish less than people with jobs in their limited free time
>>24494913
>He honestly thinks this matters
Yeah but you spend those hours slaving away for somebody else, doing shit you almost certainly wouldn't be if you weren't being paid to do it, so ultimately you're the loser. The only advantage to working is slightly more cash to buy cheap plastic shit with. Who fucking cares? Literally none of you produce anything of real value, so why bother working for more money? I mean, you have to be the dumbest fucking pleb ever to slave away to buy new tvs and iphones and shit when you can get MORE enjoyment out of shit that costs a fraction of the price or nothing at all.
>>24494790
>See stockholm syndrome
what do you mean? i dont understand
>>24494952
Why do you think I buy meaningless material goods?
>>24494932
And your point is what, exactly?
>>24494961
Because you think being a wagecuk is good. You have to be that stupid. There's literally no other reason to do it.
I'm so tired of my shitty retail job. I hate stacking these stupid shelves, I hate checking this retarded expiration dates, I hate smiling and telling faggots to come visit again. I got to the point where I'm openly rude to my boss (who is mid-30s roastie with bitch issues), why won't they fire me already?
>>24494973
Do you think there is nothing in the world money can do for you besides meaningless material goods?
Us NEETs stretch our minds, our bodies, our spirits.
You wageslaves stretch your own patience with menial monotony. You have no informational, spiritual, or physical net gain each day in your little cubicle. What kind of environment are you in? Cold, grey and fluorescent?
My environment is warm, comfy, and vibrant.
I truly pity thee, O toil away thy life, mindless drone!
>>24494829
For free. I trade nothing for them. Especially not my life and time.
>>24494913
Mine is invaluable. Yours is worth nothing to you because it is no longer even yours.
>>24494932
Classic "all neets are the same and how i wish" strawman. Too funny. You wagekucks will have to excuse me while i go cook my 5 course breakfast. Today ill go for a run, work on my screenplay, monitor the happening and then watch some tv with my special lady. Who knows what else.
But if it relieves some stress from your highly obligated and meaningless life to think im trapped in a basement urinating on myself, please continue your folly.
>>24494958
Ask your boss if you can use google or wikipedia on your lunchbreak
>>24494990
Comfort leads to stagnation, dear NEETkek. We Wagekeks may suffer, but through suffering we become stronger.
>>24494983
Prove me wrong. Can it provide me with a functional natal family? Nope. Money can't change the past. Can it make people decent so I want to associate with them? Nope. Capitalism has turned literally everyone into monsters. Can it give me back the life that capitalists and wagecuks stole from me? Nope. How about my youth? Can it return that? Nope. And that science probably won't develop until long after it does me no good or I'm flat dead. How about travel? There's literally nothing to see except nature (which capitalists have utterly destroyed) and buildings. I can look at fucking pictures of architecture online. I don't WANT to associate with people, and all the nature, as I said, is basically fucked anyway.
Your system has NOTHING to offer me. Quite the contrary, in fact. It's done NOTHING but take everything from me my entire life. The very least I can do is steal tax money from you for my basic needs.
>>24495033
My dwelling is comforting, granted. My lifestyle is one of constant self-overcoming and will-to-power. You can't become an ubermensch slaving away at a 9-5. You become a last man because you come home tired to nothing but Game of Thrones to watch and mindless drivel to surround yourself with. NEETs are creative forces driving the cultural economy in ways you cannot perceive.
>>24495022
>That image
Kek
>>24495033
>We Wagekeks may suffer, but through suffering we become stronger.
To what end. You live meaningless lives that aren't even yours. So what? You can MAYBE have a few years before you die when you're shitting your pants to play golf? Kek. What fucking losers.
>>24494790
I do it so I can buy food and shelter you dolt.
>>24495109
Why? You don't have to have a job to have that.
>tfw i have an 8 and a half hour shift in a few hours
Oh man guys...Not gonna make it. And same thing the next day.
>>24495160
>have to leave for my 12 hour nightshift in 3 hours
>and 3 nights more after that
Kill me
>>24494982
>>24495160
These are the most effective wageposts. Anyone who's not a complete piece of shit has great sympathy for this sentiment.
>>24495131
Explain to me further? My money would run out eventually. The social programs in the US aren't known for being efficient and reliable.
>>24488559
>TFW completely unemployable
Who here /job isn't completely shitty/? I'm a programmer, am I the only one who doesn't work retail or something?
>>24494982
The hardest part of working retail is that you have to pretend to be happy.
That's really what takes the most energy. I think work would be a lot more tolerable if I could just act and genuine all day. I would still help customers, but without the fake smiley attitude that they all expect/want. I just dont have the energy to pretend I'm happy.
>>24495267
Holy shit, I work on the reception of a hotel.
If I could just let go of everything that would be so awesome.
>>24495032
i know what stockholm syndrome is but i still dont understand how that applies to what i wrote in the beginning
>>24495237
Programmer here. I'm at work right now. I like my job, it's well paid, what's there to complain about?
Thanks for reminding me there are people out there who can't partake in hobbies during the week. I'm about to start a new batch of homebrew tomorrow, got to stretch my neetbux and it's fun learning these things anyway.
>>24488559
>>24488591
>Neets don't know about Donne
My finest literature... probably whatever they find in the bargain bin
>>24495461
Why not today? You are supposed to have unlimited time?
>>24495608
Supermarket has closed for the night. I'll buy some generic malt tomorrow.
Have to go to the right supermarket though. The one in the suburb over has self serve checkouts, so I can avoid human interaction.
>>24494802
>40 hour work week is bad. DON'T WORK AT ALL
You NEETs haven't read Bertrand Russell's In Praise of Idleness have you? Spoiler alert: It's not about becoming a NEET.
>>24495635
>He fears interaction
>>24495654
The other thing is I'll probably go for a swim at the beach tomorrow and I can visit this supermarket on the way home.
>>24495708
>implying you can swim
>implying you would dare take off your shirt in public
>implying you even have the means to go there
>>24495635
>buying malt syrup
If you had real money you could buy some actual grain
>>24495642
>ssss..some jobs are tolerable!
90 percent of today's workforce is obsolete due to modern technological advances but this system keeps going because you kucks keep perpetuating it
>>24495726
It's a challenge to produce a high quality brew from homebrand ingredients. You don't understand because you're not an artisan, like us neets.
>>24495493
If NEETs didn't know about Donne, why would they be referencing him? I think it's probably more Fedoras don't know about Based Donne
>>24495751
And what makes you think people posting here are part of that 90 percent?
>>24495836
The 90% part.
I take it you're not the employee of the month.
>>24490157
Looks like art to me
>>24495816
>NEETs post the tick of the clock in jest, unaware the clock is ticking for them
I occasionally paraphrase Donne to warn them, but They don't know about Donne
>>24495751
>You still haven't read in Praise of Idleness
Thanks for posting an image of it though.
>>24488559
Dont remind me, I have to sleep my 3 hours, get up at 2 am, drive an hour to work, work for 10 hours, sit around for half an hour, work 3 more hours, work out at the gym then have 3 more hours sleep.
God I wish I could go NEET without wanting to kill myself
>>24495910
Why would i read any of those? I'm already amongst the elite informed neetdom.
You are the one that needs to further your education on how to lessen the strain on your back slavey. These are recommended reading for you to take in between shifts. Youre welcome
>>24495950
>Why would a NEET need to read?
You really don't. Good luck with your video games.
>>24495962
But alas it is you who fails to possess the reading comprehension to differentiate between reading something specific and reading. We pity you greatly wagey. You just never learn.
I will enjoy every video game and any other form of art i choose to keep myself entertained. If i don't enjoy it, i would just stop. That's what free people do.
>>24495890
Well in that bit of text Donne basically argues the polar opposite of NEETdom- 'no man is an island'
>>24494355
I hate this.
Fucking retail/service workers will whine for days about how doing their job description. God forbid you earn your wage slave.
>>24493926
pizza is always delivered late
you fucks say 30 mins or less but deliver in 45. its cool we are used to it
it's the sound of the neetbux jew coming to deliver some neetbux
>>24496133
BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE!!!
>>24496077
Not polar opposite, but it does point out the false consciousness NEETs maintain in thinking the human condition does not apply to them.
>NEETs are false prophets, there is only a Messiah, and that will be white-pilled Eggman
>>24496144
>>24496165
Also Eggman will be Bernie's VP.
>>24496030
>If I don't enjoy it, I would just stop
Yes, yes... that's who you are.
>>24496144
i hate liberals. they dont know the basics of economics (inflation, price ceilings)
>>24496189
>he doesn't want free stuff
>>24496189
W A G E C U C K ' D
>>24496189
Paul Krugman is a liberal.
>>24494695
>Maybe you have the made your conclusion backwards
>>24496189
They call him burny for a reason because he's gonna burn down this whole antiquated system and force us to begin anew.
Finally neets will take their rightful place on top
>>24496189
conservatives don't understand economics (price floors, income inequality, labor unions)
Watch "Huey Lewis And The News - Hip To Be Square" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/LB5YkmjalDg
>>24496189
Yeah I know, bernie is going to fuck the economy even harder than it already is. But he will give me fat autism.bux
>>24496230
yeah, but his homepage isn't mises.com and he isn't even subscribed to /r/libertarian :^)
>>24496186
>proud of doing things you don't wanna do
You brainwashed kucks would be hilarious if you weren't so fricken sad
Muh virtue!
>>24496258
bernie sanders has got a plan:
come home NEET man
Why do wagekeks get triggered so hard by a frog in a blanket?
>>24496207
i do but if the country will turn into a 3rd world war hole then its not worth it
>>24496230
so? he is the only 1 which doesnt matter since he wont even be making decisions
>>24496248
>income inequality
>labor unions
what?
>>24496299
Because they know they will never be that comfy
their comfort is fleeting, for the weekend is but two days
it's hard to be comfy when you have to get up early for work tomorrow
If you're ok with CEOs keeping 95% of the profit from the spoils of automation just vote for trump
>>24494461
self checkout is fine at fast food places, but at grocery stores its a nightmare. they actually take shitloads of time, because after each item you need to place it in the bag, and it has to record the weight. There's often problems where people do it wrong and the machine fucks up and someone else has to override it.
Self checkout technology is still very primative. My guess is that it will be a good 20-30 years before checkout lanes are fully automated.
Even then you'd be surprised at what kinds of things people want. They always ask cashiers about deals on items or if something is off. They'll complain if a coupon doesn't work. A lot of customers are going to bitch about not getting savings. Oftentimes the cashier will give them the discount to keep things moving, but if it's all automated it might bring up some problems in that regard.
Finally when it comes to using machines, even easy ones, people can be remarkably stupid. I can't tell you how many times I've seen people struggle with the little machine where they swipe their credit cards and have to enter in their information.
>>24496299
It's the Sunk Cost Fallacy at work. They've put so much of their blood, sweat and tears into laboring for their bosses, they don't want to admit it was all time wasted.
Now they are boiling over with ressentiment, and the thought of somebody enjoying comfort greater than them WITHOUT having to suffer as much as they did is infuriating.
>>24496248
>income inequality matters
>implies that liberals understand economics
>>24496335
1 0 0 % C L A S S C U C K
>>24495751
-humans just arent fit to live in this kind of society. the "work" we're meant to do is stuff like gather food, hunt animals, build shelters, etc. This is more enjoyable that today's work because 1. it feels rewarding, you actually use what you work for and 2. you usually do these things with other people in your community, so you develop social bonds and it's an experience to connect. sometimes i think people like the amish have the right idea
>>24496320
But grandpa. They keep 1 employee there now to just override every over weight load that is caused from too much food causing too many loads. It's easy now and that problem is solved.
The japanese have conveyor belts in restaurants instead of waiters and vending machines that are huge enough to grab the inventory of entire department stores and dispense it after payment
Gigantic tractors, combintes and harvesers working on autopilot by gps
Etc.
40 hours of slavery per week is only still a thing because you fucks keep showing up to work everyday.
>>24496404
Combines, harvesters
Sorry i typed that on my common pocket computer which had access to the entire accumulation of the knowledge of mankind
>>24496335
it does matter. the rich do not significantly contribute to society. their money does not go towards consumption or "job creation", it goes into the stock markets and into offshore accounts
>>24496268
>don't struggle, never toil, never conflict, never roil, never grow, never change, never develop, NEET brain
Except the clock is ticking, for you...
>>24496549
To you, learning is being endoctrinated in an overpriced lecture when the same information is available on YouTube
Your sense of accomplishment is when mr. Goldstein pats you on the back for finishing your project.
I pity you a great deal. You can't even fathom or comprehend the extent to which a neet brain can reach with free time and a custom self-made schedule
>>24496320
>have to place item in bag before it scans next item
FUCK WHOEVER THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
I SERIOUSLY WANT TO MURDER THAT FUCKER JESUS CHRIST
>scan the item
>it knows the price, knows you fucking scanned it
>HURDUR PUT IT IN BAG
>YOU DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT, ERROR CALLING TEENAGER
One of our stores finally started changing something, and it happens far less often. The most obnoxious case is if you took more than like 10 seconds to put it in the bag, or realized you overloaded a bag and moved something, it would start sperging out.
You think they would fucking test it AT ALL, but no, Jews just hired some macaques to code it and shipped it out the door.
>>24494101
Naw m8. These threads are kind of funny but p much usually boring af, even when I was a NEET. Being comfy all the time, I could just feel myself growing weaker by the day. Spent my whole life playing vidya to escape reality, and when I realized it, it sucked the fun out of them. Now I find solace in driving at night... although I realize I enjoy it because it also makes me feel like I'm escaping this planet and all it's bullshit.
>>24494203
They have Target stores over there? Wow, neat. Target is 3expensive5me, is it pricey there, too?
>>24496118
B-b-but only 1 of the 5 pizzas I delivered were late, AFAIK. Manager said I was moving fast, anyway... until that last delivery, that is.
>Every single one of my attempts at being "normal" drove me to the edges of madness
>NEETdom leaves me indifferent and not overly happy
There must be a third option.
Self employment is the highest virtue.
Especially when compared with typical wagekeks and neetfucks.
Wagekeks working a 9-5 with minimalist earnings and expected to be thankful for the opportunity.
Neetfucks literally being delusional losers who are dependent on the welfare of mommy or their autism because they can't manage on their own and are completely immobile. Be sure to avoid that mirror today and make sure you get that fill leeching.
Make a living following creative suits/interest and making investments that pay handsomely. Unlimited vacation time, no restrictions for what I do, no dealing with costumers, and all the free-time I want when I want it. Get to work with other like minded people too if I want them on a project.
> live in parents basement
> parents pass away
> inherited house
> could no longer afford to pay taxes
> fashion basement entrance into hidden trapdoor type
> sell house to unsuspecting family of normies
> still live in basement
> steal money and food and use bathroom from them during the witching hour
> they just assume one of them ate it/ took it/used it
> have online purchases sent to my aunt's house
> she drops them off with me in the hour of my undetected transgressions
> in the dead of night the young daughter sleeps
> want to try something before she becomes a Stacy
> they leave their WiFi and account information out in the open
> fucking wages when will they learn
> their teen son smokes pot
> buy a bunch of stoner shit online with their credit card and have it sent to the house
> have it delivered when they're not around
> one time they are there so I abort mission
> also steal beer from their fridge
> can listen to them belting him while he cries he didn't do it
Seriously fuck normies for making me be sneaky
Automation is now
https://youtube.com/watch?v=82w_r2D1Ooo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R47tfK1dna8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HdSRUG4KTPA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jeCgQ5XrurY
>>24494355
>people get lazy ass job
>still get pissy
>EVERY TIME
>walked into campus apartments post office
>hey I'm coming by to see if I have a package
>"Did you get an email?"
ALL I WANT THEM TO DO IS TYPE MY DAMN NAME IN THE BOX AND SEE IF I HAVE A PACKAGE
I DON'T GLUE A SMARTPHONE TO MY FACE YOU STUPID PRIVILEGED MILLENNIAL SHITS I ACTUALLY WORKED AND WENT TO CLASS ALL DAY
>>24496609
>I can totally become a brain surgeon/nuclear physicist/corporate lawyer by watching a few youtube videos!
>>24496771
Probably could with the corporate lawyer, and at-least get an understanding of nuclear physics with a few additional searches.
>>24496771
>unable to differentiate between education and certification
I pity you a great deal dear simpleminded wagey
>>24496771
There are full series of lectures that encompass the entirety of the courses and with links to accompanying material from schools including but not limited to MIT, harvard, stanford, cal Berkeley, columbia, yale and more. Search "opencourseware" to find some easily. If you're interested in how one could learn the same stuff from "a few youtube videos"
>>24488559
Thisis a good sounf.
>>24488559
FUCK YOU PEICE OF SHIT SCUM SUCKING LEECH, YOUR PARENTS WISH YOU WERE DEAD, YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY
>>24495720
Don't try and dissect them man, I've came to the conclusion it's the same guy who makes all these wagekuck threads. No use in arguing. He needs the replies to keep his sorry soul alive.
>>24497054
Sure you can watch lectures, but if you're not in school you'll never have access to actual academic resources like credible papers, journals, etc. without forking over a year's tuition worth of money. You also won't have anyone around to check that your ideas and understanding actually aligns with course material.
>plebs too lazy and stupid to go to school actually think they can learn anything useful on their own
Don't you keks see the fallacy?
So retail wagekeks, are you enjoying the holiday music on repeat yet? Just think! You get to enjoy 31 more days of it! Aren't you lucky!
>>24496805
>>24496955
I can totally reach a PhD-level understanding of quantum mechanics from youtube videos!
>Whats that sound?
OP farted.
>>24496609
>Lecture = indoctrinated; YouTube [Google TM] = not indoctrinated
The NEET brain does astound
What if i have a job that pays decent enough but doesn't suck much of my time and even lets me live like a neet for a whole week or two if lucky?
>>24496656
Is this your fantasy?
Let's not pretend NEETs do anything with their lives besides eat junk food and sit in front of their computers shit posting.
>m-muh studying muh nuclear engineering and p-piano a-and...
>>24496805
>>24496955
>>24497054
not him, but the reality is an infinitesimally small portion of the population will actually learn something useful by being self taught. Just about nobody has the self-discipline to learn the same amount of material that a committed student goes through in a decade. There are multiple factors including motivation and the amount of money one is spending to learn the material as well. It's not often considered, but would you be more willing to dedicate your time to intense learning if you were paying $20,000 a year for it, or if it was given to you for free? If you were penalized for not sticking to a schedule, or if you were given all the time in the world? Not only that, they do not have any equipment required to advance knowledge and gain practical experience such as are provided in the labs for various STEM degrees. nevermind getting a job with the knowledge you gain, you are limited to a video. There is not and never will be application of the material outside of "jee whiz thats neat" because you simply do not have the equipment, environment, and most importantly the money to fund it.
If you are self-learning successfully then it is almost certain that you enjoy the subject. You will desire more and desire application of your knowledge. This is called a "job". Many people that go to college for a STEM degree seek this job in their field. Trying to do so as a self-taught NEET will get you nowhere. As you said before, the certification does not exist.
Tick Tock Tick Tickety Tock
another day another dollar!
>>24499097
Another day, another 500 dollars. When will you poorfag neets learn?
>>24499128
thanks for paying for my neetbux wage slave! Are you sure you should be posting on here? Don't want to get caught by your masters!
>>24499164
I am the slave master, you poorfag virgin.
>>24488559
THE SAME FUCKING PICTURE
THE SAME FUCKING "TICK TOCK"
THE SAME FUCKING 200 REPLIES
STOP REPLYING GUYS
>>24499128
that's a good, good worker
why, you're practically on the road to becoming the next bill gates haha
>>24499275
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>>24488559
>Was a NEET for years
>Literally got bored of never doing anything
>Went back to school to finish my degree
>Got a job before graduating
>Met my wife at my job
>Getting paid to do something I like doing
>Got a promotion last month
>A fat Christmas bonus on the way
Life's good.
>>24499334
nice and obedient
be sure to take out a mortgage next
>>24496648
Do what interests you. Even if you don't get paid much you'll be engaged in it.
>>24496805
You're assuming memorising facts is all there is to learning, you actually have to apply it in the real world to gain expertise.
>>24499353
No one's forcing me to do this, I just want to.
As for the mortgage, we're saving up to buy a house outright. (land's cheapish out here).
>>24496247
Kek that image
>>24499398
>No one's forcing me to do this
of course you are :^)
>>24498268
No, it's my DEVILISH.
>>24499290
That's a huge problem I have with NEETs. They see wildly successful people, rich beyond their dreams and they conclude that they'll never be able to attain it so they don't even try.
I don't have any delusions of grandiose wealth and success, but I'm happy having a nice place to live with some extra spending money for travel and fun stuff.
>>24499428
Did you just glaze over the part where I said I was a NEET for years? I could do next to nothing but I choose not to.
I wanted something I thought would "more" and I did it.
>tfw intern
IM A WAGESLAVE WITHOUT THE WAGE PART
O-ONLY A MONTH LEFT
