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WHY THE FUCK DON'T ANY GIRLS WANT TO BE WITH ME I DO EVERYTHING.
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WHY THE FUCK DON'T ANY GIRLS WANT TO BE WITH ME

I DO EVERYTHING. I SHOWER, I DRESS WELL, I BRUSH MY TEETH TO KEEP THEM SPARKLY CLEAN. I CAN COOK. I'M NOT EXACTLY TALL BUT NOT SHORT EITHER (6'0")

I'M STARTING TO THINK THIS GAME IS RIGGED AGAINST ME.
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post pic of you and we will tell you exactly why.
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>>24487883
it's because you have extreme autism and social anxiety
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you dont exist
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>>24487907
I don't have the means to post a picture
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>>24487883
Let's go OP. Post a fuckin pic you pussy.
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>>24487930

then we can just assume it's because of your neckbeard-type appearance.
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>>24487954
I'm slim/lean. Also no facial hair
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>>24487930
red flag already
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>6'0
>White
>Still can't even get a chink

Ey my man. Kill yourself.
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>>24487930
Maybe your inability to acquire any cellphone made in the last 8 years is part of a deeper inability to live up to societal norms.
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>>24487982
How the fuck is that a red flag?

>>24487988
There are virtually no asians where I live.
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>>24487930
Stop being a fuckin faggot and post a pic. It's 2015, you have the means.
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>>24488008
Or maybe I wanna save money you fucking turd.
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work on your jokes maybe but u sound like you're on your way senpai. hang in there-
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>>24488017
Fuck you cunt I already told you I don't have the chops
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>>everything
/thread
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>>24488010
you know who else didn't have a cellphone? ted bundy.
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>>24488116
I'm not fucking Ted Bundy
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>>24488033
Oh and I'm sure cheapness isn't a huge turn off to women, you autistic virgin double retard who can't identify what your behavior says about you..
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>>24488161
I'm stingy because I'm trying to balance paying my own bills and helping out my nana you clueless twat.
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>>24487930
hahaha just use your 3ds (i know you have one fag)
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>>24488058
No need to be such a poof about it. I bet you're a dingy little minge anyway
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>>24488214
Its only $75 to get a good smartphone like the moto g 2. Its worth it. Starve a bit for it if needed
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>>24488221
I don't own any video games or consoles. They're for children.
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>complaining about being 6'0
Yeah if I was that tall I'd be swimming in vajayjay.

It's like having a 6 figure salary and complaining that you're poor.
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>>24488266
I'm barely making ends meet. It's not an option. I don't want to end up in debt like the rest of the plebs.
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>>24488292
This

As a 5'4 virgin I can confirm what he says is true. If you're 6' and a virgin you should just kill yourself
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>>24488292
I wasn't complaining. I'm actually quite grateful for being 6'0". Could've had it worse.
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>>24488315
I know a guy who's like 5'5" and has a girlfriend. Maybe you should kill yourself desu
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>>24487883
You probably don't ask them out or you groom too much and look like you're gay.
It could also be because you don't talk to anybody or possibly because you aren't active in any clubs or communities and have no ways to come into contact with new human beings.
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>>24488468
OP is an uphill gardner
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>>24488565
I don't know what that means.
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>>24488214
Sorry life had been bullshit for you.

Cheapness is unattractive. That defense mechanism that tells you to make excuses after something goes wrong/seems unfair? That's unattractive. You can adapt or do what you're doing now and remain in the same situation. Those are your two options.
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>>24488598
It means he's a homosexual
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>>24488308
>I'm barely making ends meet.
so you are poor and autistic.
/thread.
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Why do robots always forget that the second most important thing when it comes to girls, after being attractive, is having good social skills?

You have to fucking go talk to the girl and not sperg out. If you are very attractive, then you need to have less social skills. If you are not as attractive, you need to be more "fun to be with"
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real girls will stab you in the back. get a waifu like me for true happiness
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>>24487883
Fuck the game. Just give the fuck up and stop giving a shit- it will actually come off as confidence and you'll be drowning in grool in no time.
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Girls don't like anyone but themselves. And sometime, that's not even the case.
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>>24487930
can you at least post a pic of someone you look similar to?
or write a description of your face?
hairstyle too.
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I went to the dentist today to get my teeth cleaned.
Occasionally the hygienist's stomach would press against my head and I had to concentrate to not get a semi.
This is what 22 years without any human contact beyond family does to a person.
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>>24487883
Show us your face OP
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>tfw Asian beta roommate is fucking a Jew rn
>can hear her moans
>mfw BBC virgin
All you faggots lied to me
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>>24490536
>tfw had creepy Jewish orthodontist
>all his employees were exotic size 0 models
>paid 6 grand to have beautiful goddesses poke around my mouth once every 3 months
>their smiles
>their laughs
It was like real life asmr
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Sadly it's because of the one thing you can't change: your face
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>>24487883
Because you're entitled.
Have a nice day, angry manchild.
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>>24488161
i never had a smartphone and i can still get laid
im poor and not handsome
now what idiot
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Here's the real answer: you're trying to get with them just to get with them instead of finding someone nice and sharing an experience with them
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>>24493226
We can have nice experiences after I bust a nut
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>>24493226
fuck off with your bullshit advice back to fakeville
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>>24488139
plenty of girls were though

makes u think
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>>24488315
I'm 5'6" and have no problems getting laid. You're a virgin because you're a desperate angry loser, not because of your height.
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