eggman appreciation thread
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eggman appreciate thread
He's appreciating the fuck out of his girlfriend's pussy right now
>>24486908
so? who cares
>>24486722
I'd like to stop by his gas station to chat some night, driving through America. Where is it, North Dakota or something?
>>24487481
delaware
>>24487522
Can I buy Dogfish at a Delaware gas station?
This could happen someday Eggsir.
>>24487549
as long as you have a receiver's license yeah
the absolute madman!!is this even an original comment?
>>24487670
wasn't he going to kill himself? why is he still alive?
>>24487751
He's cool. I hope he's doing well.
i respect eggman
he is our modern elephant man
He got over his anxiety and posts himself and he didn't give up trying for a gf. He made it
I have a question for you eggman.
I'm a 7/10, on my best day, and i can't get a gf. I feel like in 2015 you need to be at least a 9/10 or above to get a gf or to even have any value as a human being. I just want to give up like you did. How do I go about doing that? I keep buying clothes and being hygienic, but that's obviously a waste of time because i'm just not attractive. I'm genetic trash that no one wants around. I just want to stop caring and become a fat slob but my normie brain doesn't let me. How did you do it?
>>24488488
>Personality goes a long way
>>24488625
What about yours though? It's cute except for all the lying.
>>24488625
I have a boring personality and i don't know how to improve it. i'm fucking autistic i think.
>>24488667
>>24488683
Eggman has spent time developing a public persona through YouTube etc. He's gone through a bunch of stuff (mainstream media attention thanks to /r9k). He came through it - so yeah, he has more of personality now. It's worth something.
>Let's see what happens to this guy someday: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheReportOfTheWeek/about
>>24488625
nice meme
did your mommy tell you that one?
>>24486722
Is he still begging for money?
>>24488991
>You'll see what I mean when you live like Eggman has
Quit bumping your own thread and replying to your own posts you fucking autist, no one's going to give you money.
>Eggman was never a robot, he had lost his virginity long before he found /r9k/
>He's even had media attention
>People still think he belongs on /r9k/
Fuck off eggman, you're literally an attention whoring failed normalfag.
Where he's at right now is very r9k. A fembot mooching off him in his place. She's bored of him and is gonna cuCk him again if she hasn't already.
>>24489128
>he had lost his virginity long before he found /r9k/
he lost it to a fat tootheless middle aged woman. if anything, eggy got raped.
>>24489643
>tfw this is what normalfags think about eggman
>>>/b/653559987
