spit something senpai
Weighted pushups to tear that tush up
Bent over rows for the bent over hoes
Lay a beat for me famiglio, I can't go in dry.
>>24486532
yo, i spit for da robots
the ones that be downtrodden
escapin' world mazes to create a new pattern
life-force: bitter, but on the mega real
anon niggas who want normies killed
Yo it's Chad and I'm back in this bitch
I'm tall handsome and black as a dick
I'm the white rapper
The nigger capper
To Save money my bitch had an abortion on the crapper
Kill the niggers
Kill them quick
Make leather boots, out of their giant lips.
>>24486532
Yo niggers
yo chimps
>>24487321
underated my senpai this is raw
>>24486532
whip, nae nae, stanky leg, break yo legs, duff, bop, youuu, superman
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KvQ8XLlmXA
Yo,
it's the mental weight lifter
whole thread shifter
Type to pick your waifu up
then regift her
I front like I'm a robot but
Really just a normie
dated chicks and sucked on dicks
Both genders adore me
I have shitty taste in anime
But know all of Biggie's raps
Loving seeing spergs get mad at me
"REEEEE" in all caps
>>24488473
Underrated roast.
>>24488577
Yeah, got bars,
crush em on the desk with my credit
cards
crushing every sucka, back to reddit
tards
Hooking new flows up, taking shit too
far
you live the NEET life, got some struggles?
Hard.
Have you crying like a bitch, Rodger in his
CARRRRRRR.....
>bumping for all challengers
Im a faggot with a little tiny baby dick
n I ruin your threads cause I dont really give a shit
Posting screencaps for faggots on reddit and leaving a link to 4chan in the credits
And I do it for free. Yes, I do it for free.
yall niggas wont find 5% jewish in me
Auschwitz like my dick in a pussy
Im such a bitch nigga my name outta be susie
Blowing more niggas than a sub machine Uzi
>>24488859
Gotta kill another robot, what up to J Connor
It's okay to be gay, but I just met your father
Sharing dragon dildos bring family dis-honor.
The cartoon is cute tho, not tryin to diss on her
I just hope you're ready for dateline,
'cause you gon get served.
>>24486532
Da normie killer, da big robot star
Da man who be eatin the tendies in his car
Rippin the grills roasties, throwin em out like spaghettis
Yo dats me the craziest robot on this side of 4chan
Ready to put you normies out of commission cuz you makin me angry
Going out without me to the parties, having mad sex
I don't like dat so ...check check BLAU your brains been eliminated
School out of session, destroyed with strong discrimination
The pain in your veins, your mind cannot contain
The pressure slowly rising as I line you up, shoot down my targets
Will You survive it when I come down and get you buried in the ground?
ch ch Blau Blau Blau
That's the sound of your grave being dug son.
That's the sound of your mind being shook ya fuckin normie.
I work in customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much, i like to watch tv
Can't afford a car, i use public transportation
I don't mind, i resd til I reach my destination
Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
The amount of money I save, this shit is off the hook
And I'm not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average lookin
Last time I had sex was is 2003
And I'm ashamed to admit it, but it wasnt free
If you to fuck with me I think you probably can
I'm not confident and I'm weak for a man
>>24488859
Yo bitch, you better be in London
Cause that tight pussy I be huntin'
Gonna cum in your ass with my BBC
Shooting loads in your boi pussy
Gonna rape your anime face
Fuck you so hard you'll fly into space
Let me rim out your butthole because that's my specialty
All done by lunch time for me to eat some tendies
*drops mic*
I change my style like a faggot
But I'm not bisexual
I'm an intellectual
i went to the lab to get some dope supplies
when i got there i could not believe my eyes
for a giant slimy frog was there and what he cries is
"i don't wanna die! I don't wanna die!"
so I told him that he could go to hell
and I got some tacos from the taco bell
and when some girl asked if I was doing well,
I said,
"I JUST WANT TO DIE, I WANT TO DIE, BUT I'M JUST SWELL"
so then back to the street
back into the light
I voluntarily spasmed
and gave some bitches a fright
because my arms became tentacles
I fell on the ground
I started to emit
the most
disgusting
sounds
I flopped and I rocked
I tried to dig myself
into a hole
I started eating the dirt
pretending I was a mole
people were watching me
and they were scared
but my goal
was just to die
I WANNA DIE
I WANNA DIE
Im tired of having to appeal to some greater good just to feel what isnt real under some silent yet all assuming deal
Ten niggas, only five bitches
Aint nobody walking outta here with no stitches
sniffing glue like vagina goo
Big anon they say hes got the hustle
His homie chad boy he got the muscle
He got that Big money big price tags
He sellin but it aint them dime bags
>>24490039
i dig it
livin a lie its not what I enjoy
i try i try and change but aint no point
jumpin day to day this aint the right way
finna just end it aint much else to say
next time you see me ill be floatin away
>>24486532
BIG MONEY BIG BOOTY BITCHES MAN THAT SHIT GON BE THE DEAF OF ME
>this is not original so but you said spit something so i did
I'm a parasite
The light of life lights dimmer eyes
The Grimmer skies forebode told lies
And you won't hear me cry;
I'm alive and infectious
The beat down is deadly, ambidextrous
Throwing six inch punches
Blasting holes through your solar plexus
I'm guessing you stressing
The Smith and Wesson, .40 caliber
Bitch I keep it old school
Rock and roll, grab Excalibur
You got beef? I'm the butcher
You about to have a massacre
When I hit you with the rhymes
You'll be pissing through a catheter
I tackle any challenger
Through your off a Bannister
Committing rapper genocide
Like a certain German chancellor
>>24486532
Check me
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BbyQ1CQ65x
>>24490551
I like it anon
this was an "unoriginal comment" produced and performed by anon.
>>24490549
Great rhyme scheme anon, but your lyrical substance is really lacking. Super cosmetic composition in the first half, picked up in quality the last two stanzas
>>24490551
>>24490581
Thanks anon. Here's another I recorded for an old thread. Anon's lyrics, I just rapped them to this beat.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lFTaQ2YsGj
Just got home from the Lambo dealership
Ordered myself a new fuckin' whip
Hold my dick while I load the fuckin' clip
Niggas all around me are still jumpin' ship
Cock back the gat, let the chopper rain
Enter the Crips turf, boutta bring the pain
Niggas better remember to stay in their lane
Another bullet is headed straight for ya brain
Imma buy me some pussy in Miami
Imma buy me some pussy in Tallahassee
Imma buy me some pussy in Atlanta Georgia
Since I love latin girls Im goin back to Florida (one time!)
Since the bitch is a knock Imma buy a daughter
Bought the pussy in LA I had to rent a charger (Figaro!)
Buy a pussy Imma go stupid
Ridin on 28's goin so stupid (BasedGod!)
Bitch bought a little pussy after work (BasedGod!)
I done bought a little pussy after church (Figaro!)
They say that Im goin to hell
Put me on 28's when Im goin' there (Ayyyeee)
Shoutout to Plies cause he keep it real
Shoutout trick daddy cause he keep it real
Shoutout Rick Ross cause he keep it trill (Okay!)
Lil Boosie free nigga go'n pop a pill
I'm an ex UK stoner, got swag and class
I vape the best herb while I tap your mum's ass
got more bongs than Big Ben, fuck your rubbish oil pen
if you chill with me, your sobriety will end
So high I'm in the stratosphere
Chilling with 7-4-7's;
My high kicked all the way up to eleven
No stressing, ain't no worrying
Nothing in life concerning me
Except where McDonalds at
And how much for a McFlurry and
I'm munching, crunching
Doritos, Cheetos, and Fritos
Bitch I know it's always sunny
When I see Danny DeVito
My steelo is my credo
Just play a fucking beat, ho
Papa gonna beat all mis hijos
I built my rhymes myself
But you got yours at Home Depot
DJ KHALEEDDD
>>24490985
YOU SMART' YOU REAL SMART
>>24489684
bikes are also a great form of low budget transit. here, one can take bikes on the trains, so there's not much need to drive or use a bus
Bang bang Normie
(run Normie)
Bang bang Normies
(Stacy never adored me)
She put me in the friendzone
(so I put her in the dead zone)
>>24491170
but not smart enough to tell the difference between $10k and $1mil
>>24486741
that second line bars
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x1b3A7bCTs
Yo check it out yo
>>24486532
Pftoo ptooh ptooh
Spitoo pitoo spifoo
Ayo, it's Mos Beta.
Tryna keep it eye level, not trying to shoot any normies in the head.
Well, not yet anyway...haha.
[First verse]
Yeah, hahaha
A, B, Betas rock the world.
CDs and traps help generate faps.
R E is the end part of REEEEEEE.
GBP, H is hentai I read.
But I grab the microphone and M C.
Roll off the memes like L M N O P.
And when I am done, you will agree:
Mos Beta represents most Be-ta-ly.
Jews are what I used to hate in 2003.
Killed all the normies in the bloc party.
Used to wish I could gf a nice hotty.
Watched robot wish fantasies on TV.
But now it's not dis and it's all like this:
My name is Mos Beta, this is cringy as it gets
Baby, I'll make you rub your mits like a Jew money blitz,
My feels still hit, even without crazy gets, even without crazy gets, even without crazy gets
I don't quit, I don't quit
We 'bout to make this meme a sure hit
Autism gets the party people feel it!
yo
for all my homies on r9k
they know what's up
normies are going down
my nigga burnin' the town
with my 9mm I make a hole in you knees
Like Rodger, you fucking normies
