>gently grasping the corner of your pillow when you sleep and pretending it's a boob
FUCK GET OUT OF MY HEAD
I got some tiny pillows that are filled with.. idk, it feels like really, really tiny plastic beads. They feel like what I'd imagine a really flabby but very soft boob would be like.
it's nice
>putting nail polish on his finger nails and pretending a girl is reaching from behind and giving him a handjob
I'm so beta I just curl up with my blankets and kind of spoon with them.
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>>24487441
good ideas, I'll try these tonight.
>>24487441
This is nice, nothing wrong with this
>>24487441
Oh look, it's my life
>>24486095
>>24487441
this is way too close to home
>look at body mirror
>pretend you're a girl looking at you and being aroused by your body
>close my eyes
>grab my self all over
>pretend i'm being fondled and
>fondling a woman
>masturbate with bedroom door open
>pretend a cute roommate is secretly watching me from the doorway
>>24487441
I do this except with another pillow.
>tfw i hug them
I-I just want to be loved, anons ;_;
>>24486095
>be fat
>fondle man tits like their female tits
>making a funny post on 4chan
>pretend that my girlfriend is watching me and she thinks that my shitposting is hilarious
>>24489652
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
HUNEY UR SHITPOSTING IS HUMUROUS
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>look in the mirror and say "I love you"
>pretend I'll hear that from someone else's mouth someday
>live alone
>imagine myself getting into wacky antics if I had a roommate
