I have a teacher that I believe has been flirting with me.
quick rundown of her looks
>looks a little like jessica biel
>mid 30s
>brunette
>hips and legs for days
>tallish
>full natural lips
now the story
>just turned 18
>go to school early
>only a few students about
>hear someone walking behind me
>see her in my peripheral wearing form fitting pea-coat/scarf (sort of like pic related but with a crochet beanie)
>sneaks up behind me
>whispers in my ear "happy birthday, anon"
>frequently talk to me throughout the day
>school nearly over
>barely anyone around the room
>she goes up to me, grabs a seat, and we just talk for the last 30 minutes of the day
>think "holy shit, is she flirting with me?"
topic of how I plan on spending my b-day comes up
>she asks if I have any plans for the evening
>remember that I'm an autistic robot and have no actual plans nor many friends
>inner chad within me comes out
>jokingly* respond with "are you asking me out, (her first name)?
>she chuckles
>she lowers her voice and forms this sly smile
>whispers "that's frowned upon"
>winks
she's been spending the last 30 minutes or so minutes talking to me before school ends for the last month now
I'm also her top student.
wat do
*I've been described as intensely quiet (as opposed to my friends who are way more outgoing)
I have a few more anecdotes
>>24484328
Need more anecdotes
Anon you better fuck this bitch and take this W.
>I'm also her top student.
Been here before, she's just nice to you because you make her days easy and she feels like she's actually making a difference in someone.
Being a teachers pet comes with that sort of attention.
>>24484328
Oh god, you keep posting this shit. More anecdotes now.
Why don't you take the wheel here, fagget?
next time you get the chance, sit on her lap
moar
Also you're obviously in high school. May she be a professor in college, she may take you up on your offer. Keep in touch with her after graduation.
Also moar plz
>>24484578
How should he keep in touch with her? I'm in a similar thing.
five minutes before leaving, she bent down on me from across the desk as she helped me with my work before taking it.
pink bra
inb4
>it's nothing, anon.
those five minutes felt like hours, senpai.
got a clear view.
>>24484328
give her the D you fag, you literally have nothing to lose besides your load in her vag
>>24484626
Ask if she has a Facebook or something, but keep it casual by calling her a cool teacher or something.
>>24484998
>keep it casual by calling her a cool teacher or something.
this is why you are still a virgin
>>24485021
I'm a virgin by choice. She's a fucking a teacher in a work environment, in high school. You can be direct, but if she wasn't serious then it's only going to be more awkward. You don't have to day it word for word obviously, but being casual is pretty Chad desu, and will seem less "hmmm" if other people are there.
>>24485124
>I'm a virgin by choice.
>>24485140
Yes I am. And?
>>24484328
I remember you now.
Haven't you been pontificating on this for months?
Don't say shit about how you feel. Just start lightly touching her whenever you two are talking alone. Her hand, her leg. Make eye contact, flirt. Move in a little closer while you two talk. I'm not sure if you should initiate anything sexual just yet, but try to send some clear non-verbal signals.
Definitely get her phone number within the last 1-2 weeks that you're going to see each other. Sooner if your gut tells you the time is right. Be subtle and clever about it if she asks you why you want it. Approach too directly and she might turn you down reflexively, as she's still in a position of trust.
>Source: I fugged my art teacher
>>24484328
Wait until you graduate then slam that pussy. Also tell her after you graduate you are taking her on a date or some shit
>>24485284
Only bible thumpers are virgin by choice, and they're stupid too
>>24485436
Alright then. That's neat I guess.
>>24485441
I thought a teacher was flirting with me but i think shes just one of those people who sits very close to people, fucking triggered me tho i hate it when people do that.
Ive already seen this post here
>>24485346
>Definitely get her phone number
I already do.
she gave it to me in the last day of yesteryear before summer break.
This is really old pasta.
Why are you guys responding seriously to pasta.
>>24485621
and you didn't fuck her during summer break?
that was the signal, my friend. Easier to have a tryst off of school time.
Not really sure how you should proceed now.
But you'll figure it out, I'm sure.
Godspeed robro
another small anecdote from when I was 17
>we were talking about tv shows and she brought up The Fall
>tell her I'll check it out
>she showed a bit of hesitation
>she asks me "how old are you again?"
>I tell her
>she lowers her voice and tells me
>"don't tell anyone about his, okay?"
>go and watch it when I get home
>show was lewd as hell
finish it over the weekend
>"how'd you like the show, anon?"
>"it was okay"
lewds good will hunting
>guys im a teenager I think my hot teacher wants to have sex with me
fucking lol
I'v had alot of teacher act and talk pretty lewd with me pretty sure they are just bored out their mind.
fucking go for it. give it a shot. if you're 18 and you're in your last year as a student, you should be in the clear.
>tfw growing up in school none of the teachers were ever hot or at least attractively cute.
my teachers were fucking shit.
our sports teachers for a few years consisted of fat, overweight women telling us to play sport or run around the oval.
christ i hated that subject.
>>24486716
Some of my hot as fuck teachers would like undo their hair and like constantly touch me with their legs, they did other shit awell that I don't remember.
