Tell me about your dad.
>55
>fat
>high paying job
>generally kind
>likes beer, sports, and television
>mildly depressed
pic is of a guy who would make good dad
>>24484146
66
alcoholic since mid 20s
absent in my life except for beating the shit out of me
realized what he did after i moved out, started hating himself
i feel like shit because i forgive him and dont want him to feel so bad
i dont know what to do. i feel like it's my fault that he hates himself and i just want him to be happy and proud of me
>52
>Extremely fit, one time I saw a random stranger compliment him on his size
>Very particular and picky about things, controlling, temperamental
>Wants the best for his kids but has tended to alienate himself by being too disciplinarian and temperamental (discourages alcohol use, sex, adamantly anti-weed and obviously all other drugs)
>aircraft mechanic, no college degree
>decently smart
>politically redpilled
I love my dad but can't help but blame him for some of my psychoses and social issues. Oh well I guess I just have to overcome.
>>24484146
died eight years ago from liver failure. Mouthy piece of shit I wanted to hurt whenever he was drunk. He gave up drinking though for shooting dope, and it was a lot easier to chill with him.
>>24484146
> 60
> nice, very talkative
> basically english countryside chad
> no drinking
> no smoking
> no swearing
> practically a saint if it wasnt for all the adultery.
>>24484220
He hates himself, you "forgiving" him won't do shit, let the bastard drink himself to death. Just don't carry around hate with you, and don't feel guilty after he dies.
>40ish
>alcoholic
>has served time
>is willing to be in my life but i cut him off because he's a cunt
>wants to kill my mum
who /chav/ here
>>24484146
>49
>director of a local library
>intellectual/avid reader
>kind hearted family man
>occassionally a devilish trickster like myself
>only drinks like a can of beer every evening w my mom
10/10 couldnt ask for better
>dead
>/fit/ as fuck while alive
>no job
>alcoholic and a good for nothing
>killed one of his hobo friends while drunk
>>24484146
52
slightly overweight
makes $50k/yr or so as an industrial mechanic
high school drop out so hes uneducated and has trouble thinking things through sometimes but hes a good guy overall
former alcoholic so no drinking, watches tv, never really watched sports though
dunno
>lawyer
>very zen, emotionally in control
>loves to read, mostly about WWII
>divorced my mum when i was 1 years old
>bit pussywhipped by his new gf tho
>gives me money even though im stupid
thanks dad
>probably dead
>alcoholic
>black
that's all i know
40 something probably idk
Cut contact with him this year
alcoholic
pretty much vacant for most of my life
>>24485102
Ayyyyyy family shaking my head to be honest
Was his name Tyrone the watermelone?
>cheated on his wife with a woman from his work
>knocked her up, I was made
>she died in car accident
>passed to him as the father
>huge contraversy with his wife starts because I'm a bastard child
>to save their marriage they try to put me up for adoption
>Aunt steps in and is like "FUCK THAT! no blood relative of mine is being tossed away".
>taken in and raised by her and uncle
>treat me like one of their own
>greatest mom ever
They told me the true when I was 13 because I asked my mom why the hell am I asian looking when everyone in our family is Irish. it also explained why I got dirty ass looks from my aunt(biological fathers wife) during family functions.
>64
>healthy
>college educated, but got pulled out by his parents for smoking marijuana and protesting the Vietnam War
>became a mechanic instead
>ultra liberal, anti-gun to the extreme
>probably has undiagnosed autism
>collects wine and antiques
>really into healthy living and cooking
>djs a radio show where he plays whatever the fuck he wants and talks about the environment, has random guests on
>would still be disorganized as fuck if it wasn't for my step-mom; late for everything
You tell me.robotpls
>>24485174
I hope you squint your eyes while staying at their place
>>24485174
what a bitch. no wonder she got cheated on.
>>24485211
Is he gay?
>>24485236
it's not like it is his fault that his dad cheated on her before he was born, jesus. what a cunt.
>>24485242
Not that I know of.robotplsnomore
>>24485211
why does he wear the scarf?is he gay?
>>24485211
is he a muslim
>>24485211
>implying boys can have children
>67
>well built for his age
>self employed (home based business)
>used to be a Chad
>went to Uni
>graduated at the top of his class, has a bachelors in business
>worked for a lot of car companies in his youth
>would tell me all about his sexual escapades
>he's a handyman, can fix any problem by himself
>his favorite things to do are watch sports, eat, and piss off my mom
Sucks senpai, my dad is everything I wish I could've been. Instead, I'm a HS dropout failure of a son.
>>24485236
>>24485264
eh, I like to think that she doesn't hate me in particular more of the idea of me. but I more or less symbolized the fact that her husband cheated on her and was the embodiment of that infidelity. lol, who am I kidding she probably hates my guts.
>62
>A good man
>Admire and respect him
>>24485311
No. He'd be pretty haram if he was.
>>24484146
>54
>athletic
>greatest normue out there
>never strived for a higher position or education
>low pay
>loves nature, dadrock, drawing, television and doing things with his family
>made my childhood bearable when I was at his place every second weekend. My mom was and is just insane
I love him, even though he's not the brightest star out there. I'm grateful for what he did for me and I still prefer being at his place with my half-brother and his wife instead of my mom's where's just a very depressive mood and a negative mindset.
>>24484146
>66
>manlet
>5'8", I'm taller than him and my mother
>high paying job
>likes beer, sports, television, and metal detecting
>lawful evil
>hates himself
>pushes rules and agendas
>"This is not a democracy. You don't get to choose. You can't live your life because it isn't yours to choose."
>essentially acts like a child
>very easily angered
>I had a dent in my door because I forgot to put my laundry in the bin one morning
>>24485382
should have done your fucking laundry, senpai.
>>24485287
Anon, I'm pretty damn sure he is gay.
He's dressing like a very gay man.
>>24485434
one morning
>>24484146
>52
>skinny with beergut yet still built
>ex-marine
>disability, body fucked from getting hit by a crane and on fucktons of pills and other shit like methadone
>extremely angry 24/7 and insufferable, but with good reasoning (one of the worst abusive childhoods i've ever heard of)
>believes the world is ending in 2016 so put himself over 10k in debt with survival gear and even more in debt buying guns
>hardcore christian that wants the human race purged and sent to hell for its faggotry
>hates gay people, black people, mexicans, atheists, liberals, feminists, obama, cops, my mother, the guy who lives downstairs and never turns off his bass
>likes conspiracy theories, god, television, ranting, drinking, electronics, crime shows on netflix
i live with him and im a bisexual atheist liberal
it's only fun times in this apartment
>50
>good shape
>NEET for the last 10 years
>Smokes weed all day
>nice
>interested in aliens and conspiracies
>created an electric bike powered by a drill
Fuck what a cool guy. I only talk to him a few times a year because i am a terrible son
>>24484146
>45
>fit, I'd say 18%bf
>owns a company made on my grandfather's land, top 1% wealth in Brazil I'd say
>super kind and beta with the family, I know for a fact he doesn't fuck mom often
>accepts every decision of mine, but never helps except financially
>this friday I walked away while he was talking something irrelevant (cause I don't respect him)
>he freaks out, starts yelling that I should be more humble, pushes me, locks the door, starts slapping his own face "come at me"
>I have 5+ years martial arts experience, bigger n stronger, calmly tell him to calm down "dad, you don't need to do this"
>keeps freaking out, doesn't let me leave his house
>in front of mom
mmm.. wonder why doesn't I respect him
thanks for the opportunity to rant
>>24484146
>47
>belly
>low paying wageslave jop, all day every day and makes very little
>a dick to everyone, gambles all our money and hates me and my sister for no reason
>gambeled all his money and we couldnt pay bills, me mom and sister moved out and divorce
>terrible person deserves all the shit he gets, used to scream and hit me and my sister
>>24485357
if that happened to me i'd kill my husband name you Kek Jr. and raise you myself
>>24485437
n-no.teardownthisrobot
>>24484146
>Just over 50
>Successful surgeon that is partner of a medium sized practice
>Hot wife that still looks so good her high school tennis team hits on her
>Giant amazing house in a great neighborhood
>Very honest and hard working
>Still handsome. Thank god everyone tells me I look just like him
>Strong sense of right and wrong
>Worldly, I can talk serious politics with him all the time
>As far as I know lives with no or very little guilt I honestly don't believe he has told a lie since he's been a teenager.
If he ever found out I have 2 gfs he's probably not talk to me for a while and I'd crumble under the weight of failing him by being a cheater.
Senpai help
>>24485635
Jesus H. R. Christ
He's definitely craving the dick
>>24485635
Anon, your dad is extremely gay.
>>24485545
Behave, you ungratefull monkey. Preto menino.
>>24484146
literally my dad
he's pretty cool i guess
>>24485287
>>24485373
lol are you fucking kidding me that dude looks queer as a football bat
He was working at R.R. Donnelly when he was still part of my life.
Then he quit, left, became a meth addict, and looks 80 when he's only 55 or so.
>>24485373
I didn't know gays could have kids
>60
>kind of muscle but fat
>gets paid a lot
>cranky some days
>nice to co-workers
>>24484146
>53
>muscular with a somewhat big belly
>basically unemployed, sometimes do jobs for companies
>usually pretty nice, but tries to be manly at all times because of his serving in the army
>have a university degree in national economy, is intelligent, but can be too stubborn to know his limits.
>he is very good with economy, but pretty bad when it comes to science
>likes sci-fi shows and movies, vidya (MMO's mostly) and wine
>insomniac and severely depressed
I love him, but it is very hard to see him as a role model when the result of all that hard work is failures and depression.
>67
>knows tons of shit about tons of shit
>very kind
>hates little kids
>just wants me to be happy
>raised me well
>retired to florida
I love and miss you dad
>>24484146
>60something
>fit for his age, still looked in his 40's til mom died this year
>freelance autocad because muhweedz
>a useless dreamer who never buckled down long enough to keep a stable home life for us
>mom had to pick up the slack a lot of the time
>we all blame him for her death because she worked herself into the ground trying to help him achieve his dream
>I really really hate him obviously
I wish I had the dad in the pic
>>24485977
I'm scared my life will be like your dad's. Except that my gf makes $150,000 a year at a job she loves so she probably won't die. And I don't smoke.
>>24485211
>>24485287
>>24485373
>>24485635
sorry dude your dad is a gay muslim
you must alert the authorities at once
>>24484146
>70
>fat with a potbelly
>retired, poor (used to be a drafter)
>very kind but hopelessly out of touch
>likes reading, B-movies, pseudoscience, conspiracy theories
>lazy and inept, devout Catholic
never really knew him, he left when I was 5 and haven't seen him since. He still associates with one of my brothers and my sister. I don't even know his exact age but it's around 55.
>manic depressive narcissistic
>Amphetamine addict
>Lawyer, made our family rich and then we lost it all because he was caught sniffing ritalin off his work desk (kek).
>is still a good dad to me until I turn 10 and then he leaves and remarries.
>talked to him twice since then and I'm 21 now.
My dad definitely had his shortcomings but he wasn't all bad. Apparently he's trying to do amateur stand up comedy at his workplace or someshit. He's a fucking madman just like me.
>>24484146
>54
>skinny
>makes $106k a year being an accountant
>cheap as hell and still makes me pay for my college and etc.
>nerd who tries to play it off as cool
>dresses very white
>uptight
>daddy's little girl
>jerks off to gay porn and is secretly cheating on my mom
So yeah. At least I got my skinny genes from him. My grandpa just passed away, so I'm sure he's waiting for my grandma to die too so he can come out of the closet and run away with a faggot.
>>24484146
>slav
>likes vodka
>hates sports
>hates niggers, jews, spicks,
pretty based
>>24484146
>56
>Fit
>Doctor
>Kindest man I know
>Very religious
>Likes to write and play tennis in his spare time
>Is extremely depressed and has been diagnosed with PTSD due to his shitty childhood
It was hard watching my dad battle his demons for a while there, but I think he's gotten a lot better now.
He's a great father, and I aspire to be at least half the man he is.
>dead
Feels bad man
>78 (I'm 26)
>has a doctorate in philosophy (as in, the subject of philosophy)
>keeps tons of old books in our house which is pretty cool
>super quiet and beta, I inherited alot of that
>teaches philosophy part time at two nearby universities
>plays pacman and watches the news in his freetime, super redpilled about what western governments do in the middle east
>still with my mom
10/10, I couldn't ask for better
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>>24485977
Why delete the pic?
>>24486561
because my post implied I meant the picture I DID use, not OP's
I meant to say I wish I had the dad in OP's pic.
Before he passed away:
>43
>average weight
>generally to himself, always in his room with limited social interaction
>likes video games, sports, beer, television
>secretly depressed
Outside the sports beer and television, like father and son I guess.
>>24484146
>51
>fit
>doesn't drink
>loves church
>works too hard
>plays baseball
My dad is American circa 1953
>>24486044
Just make sure she is going to the doctor and taking care of herself
my mom never went to the doc enough and never pushed to solve her health problems because she felt like keeping the house in good shape and making sure her children were safe and happy was more important than her own health, and my dad just let her because he was so busy on his stupid projects.
>very high intellect
>held back by low emotional intelligence
>wealthy enough
>dumb ass whore of a wife
>loves pampering the people he loves even if it means suffering for him
>strong family values
I'll never get the familiar love desu. I don't love him and just use him for my needs and so does everyone else around him. If I was him I'd just tell everyone to fuck off, but maybe he finds comfort in being around selfish people who can't feel love.
My dad played video games instead of raising me.
>>24484921
>>24485041
>>24486408
>>24486640
Hi fellow dead dad bros.
>>24484220
tell me about your dad not the times he raped you you fucking faglord.
>never married my mom
>got her pregnant
>I was born fucked up
>he beat her and shit
>she kicked him out after three years
>silence from him for fifteen years
>then he sends me a friend request on Facebook
>block him
>turns out he had cancer
>he's dead now
>tfw I missed the chance to tell my dad how much I fuckinghatehim
>52
>not fat, slight beer belly, muscular (physical labor type muscle, not gym type)
>landscaper
>hasn't been present much in my life because he worked long hours and then moved out because he was with another woman
>I still call him every day though
>very sensitive but it rarely shows through
>stubborn as hell
>great work ethic
>48
>Tall (6'3") and fairly thin, around 185-200
>Long ass beard, about 5 inches long. Has had a beard this big since I can remember
>Was in the trades for the longest time, recently moved into middle managment at the company
>Has lots of guns, likes to shoot
>Woodworker, has built pretty much every piece of furniture I own
>Loves cars/fixing up old things
>Enjoys whiskey
>Smokes cigars sometimes
>Plays jazz bass
>Kind of a lone wolf type
My Dad is pretty much a more realisitc and liberal version of Ron Swanson. He's cool asf
> 67 years old i think
> retired
> first generation american, his father was scottish
> was a director of network security (hacker fighter) for one of the largest banks on Earth
> essentially disowned me for being a waste of space
> spends all of his retirement time getting a degree in Philosophy from Oxford
> way, way, way smarter than me
not even mad tbqhfam
he's a better man than i am
pic is not him but resembles him
>>24484146
>45
>Used to be fit but got fat af
>Hes kind, setting aside the way he is with me
>Enjoys running
>High Paying job
Hes a cool guy actually. He realized how shitty he was with me so we had a talk and settled thing down. He still treats me like shit sometimes but i dont blame him anymore
>55
>a little overweight
>6'2"
>mostly bald
>has a bachelors in ag econ
>has a master of theology
>knows greek, latin, german, spanish
>likes hunting, bourbon, white wine
>works as a thoroughbred bloodstock agent makes a decent salary but gets a lot of non-cash benefits
>is paying for my uni
>yells at me a lot for being bad at school even though I'm smart
>can tell he isn't proud of me but he really wants me to be happy and thinks I'm screwing up my life
Man, I don't know what else. He and my mom coming out to visit for a week tomorrow. We're going to go quail hunting, which I'm looking forward to.
Haven't talked to my dad in 7 years so idk
>>24484146
> 60 (I'm 24)
> fat but lived a fucked up life so meh
> nicest man I've ever met always used to take me out surfing take time off to help me with hobbies
> loves science hates religion real anti Islam
> very intelligent he was an environmental consultant most of his life
> depressed hates people but loves knowledge and what we have produced
> drinks a lot smokes a but of weed
Man I fucking love my dad I hate pretty much everyone accept my parents they have always been so kind to me
>>24486857
> ag econ
Agricultural economy? Where is that a major? U Iowa? Just curious
>>24486857
Your Dad and my Dad should be fronds
>>24486782
>62
>beer belly
>loves reading, collecting jazz cd's and watching movies from the 50's
>worked hard his whole life but recently lost his job of 20 years because new boss rather hires 23 year old stacys
>was always a sweet kind man but he became kinda bitter after losing his job
>always proud of me
>struggling with his health because he was a smoker for 40 years
I love my dad, just wish I could bring home a nice girl to make him proud someday...
>>24484146
This is almost exactly my dad, except he lost a bunch of weight last year
>53
>6'6 ,A little overweight, not disgustingly so
>Nets 70k a year managing a used car dealership
>Big heart for his family and friends, gets a little cranky when things don't go his way, but 100% lives to make others happy
>Used to do meth before I was born, cleaned up his act and quit alcohol and all vices when I was born
>Used to play water polo, was very fit and only grades in college held him back from the olympics
> His side of the family were devout jehovas witnesses, starting to look back into that late in life
Fuck I love my dad alot, but he needs to see that is a bad idea.
>>24484146
Lmfao you just described my dad
>>24485501
So many keks
>>24484146
>60
>ex army engineer
>fixed missles from 76 -80
>got out
>smoker, drinks a little when he isnt supposed to.
>cool guy, hates jobs and does side computer jobs as a buisness
>i introduced him to bible black
Love him
>>24484146
this is my dad, not fat, has a beer gut though, refers to it as relaxed muscle, and he definitely is not depressed as he lives in his own little world and gives no shits anymore.
Is proud of both myself and my brother even though we took radically different paths in life.
My only worry is his Parkinsons (he's 57) but he doesn't talk about it much as it upsets my mum, and being english we just don't talk about things like that. I must tell him I love him more often than I do as he is the best dad anyone could wish for
sorryforblogpost
>>24484146
50 something
fat
no job
annoying as fuck
acts like he does stuff all day
>>24485865
Not only can by people have kids, they can also get married to and have sex with women
>gasp
>64
>Retiring in January, decent salary and benefits
>Quit dipping tobacco 6 or 7 years ago. Rarely ever drinks, only on holidays.
>Growing up with him, he was generally an asshole.
>Not until a few years ago did that all completely change.
>Now almost too nice and friendly. Almost impossible to get him pissed off.
>Turns out he's the only person in my family to help me with alcoholism.
>Took me to counseling appointments each and every time, even came to AA meetings with me too.
>Mom and sister didn't do shit (they're addicts too)
>We're now total bros.
>Almost 3 years sober.
>Couldn't have done it without his support.
Thanks Dad, love ya.
>Handsome, well built, pulls the ladies
>extremely bad anxiety
>ex heroin addict
t-thanks for the genes senpai ;_;
>>24486913
Unversity of Arizona. Apparently it was a really good program, and still is. The agricultural dept there mostly deals with dry climate farmingshocker, I knowand came up with a lot of methods for efficient water usage.
65
Grew up in a very abusive household but instead of being an abusive asshole himself he took it as a lesson and became a great father
Artist, constantly making random shit because he wants to
Got a divorce from my mom when I was 7, they still continue to be friends to this day
Smokes like 5 joints a day every day
Poor but doesnt give a fuck
Pretty cool guy overall
53
Doesn't really show emotion at all. I've chalked it up to him growing up poor and working in construction for over 20 years. He started his own business and became successful with it so I'm grateful for that and him providing me with a comfortable living arrangement.
Only time he hugged me was a couple weeks ago when he dropped me back off at uni after being at home for a weekend, it was unexpected and kind of awkward.
He's a hard-ass. Always wants me to help him but gets frustrated with you very easily if you do something wrong. He'll yell at you and call you stupid and shit but I guess that's been good for me because it taught me to not half-ass things and be proud of hard work, etc.
We never talk about personal things. He watches sports, and tinkers with shit in his warehouse/barn but I think he spent a lot of time out there to get away from me and my mom.
Sometimes I think he doesn't like me because I'm not super good at sports, or know a lot about cars, and I'm not "normal" (good with women, etc). But my mom and other people have told me he's really proud of me. One guy that works with my dad said he wouldn't stop talking about how proud he is of me/how he's proud of me getting into a good uni, how he's proud of me for being smart.
I really wish we could have had a closer relationship, but the one we have is very unique. I can look at his face and tell what he's thinking all the time since I've spent a lot of time working with him and he doesn't say much. It's an unconventional father/son relationship.
Sometimes I feel he likes my brother more because he's good at baseball and will probably play in uni.
(1)
68
Doesn't know shit for tits
My mother cheated on him, he won custody cuz she's basically a retarded alcoholic and staying with her new boyfriend
Dropped out of college
Has a decent job at a car manufacturing place
Seems pretty close to a severe state of depression
Not built but not overweight either
>>24488084
When my mom found out I was really depressed and I talked to her about it, my dad didn't really say anything to me about it. He's of the mindset of "you'll be alright". But I have noticed he's a bit softer with me. He seems uneasy around me. Calls me sometimes at uni to just "see how you're doing". I can tell he's trying to be more friendly. And even though it feels awkward and unnatural, I guess it's all he knows how to do. My parents told me they're not here to be my friends, they're here to help me make it in life, I'm an investment. I have to do my part now that I'm in uni.
Maybe one day before he dies we can sit down and actually talk about serious matters. I jsed to hate him for not caring about me. But now I realize he wouldn't have worked his ass off in construction all those years, getting up early, working in the rain, cold and heat every day and coming home tired to provide for us if he didn't care.
So I love him, but it was just hard to figure out. And I think he loves me too.
(2)
>50
>war vet
>PTSD
>works for IRS and is pretty high up the chain
>has a tendency to talk too much
>very charismatic and a natural leader
>very good a situational comedy
I feel like I've gotten to know my dad more in the last 5 years than when I was a child. ever since he got treated for his PTSD he is a different person
>63
>raging alcoholic
>physically and mentally breaking down (obvious emphysema, obvious liver problems, incoherent 3/4ths of the time especially when he is sober, probably has brain damage)
>fired from his low paying job he had spent close to 20 years at because he is not physically or mentally fit to perform it
>terrible father
>50 something
>alcoholic that cheated on my mom
>last i heard of him was seeing his mugshot on the news after he hit his new wife
>still sends me money and shit on my birthday even though i haven't seen him since i was like 11 (almost 19 now)
>67
>high paying job
>extreme manlet(i've been taller than him since 14)
>fairly fit, pro level surfer but never competes
>ex heroin addict and current cocaine addict
>possible cocaine trafficker
>mean spirited but will literally buy me anything I want
>deeply depressed because his nature ensures he's alone.
>only friends are hookers that friendzoned him
not sure if i hate him still or just pity him.
>62
>FA till he met my mom.
>Navy until he was 30, then became a software developer
>Has a bad temper
>Worked all the time because he was unhappy with our family. Didn't really do a lot with him as a kid.
>Divorced my mom 10 years ago.
>Don't really see or talk to him that often.
>55
>mechanic with his own business and employees
>makes A LOT of money, he has contracts with a lot of trucking and transport companies in my area
>emotionally abusive throughout my life
>complete narcissist that only gives a shit about himself
>too busy with work to be a father and never gave a shit about anything else
he's kind of like a modern version of daniel plainview from there will be blood with none of the charm. it's even worse than that because at least daniel gave a shit about 'his' kid.
tl;dr a piece of shit that only cares about money
>49
>high paying job
>tall/skinny
>plays vidya
>white dad
60
Ex-smoker
My mom is his second wife
Has 4 kids including me, 2 from previous marriage. One of which is in prison and the older one is 40 and never had a boyfriend
Drinks a lot but not a drunk
Prone to outbursts of anger
Has been jumping between shit jobs since 2008 caused the company he worked at to go under
>>24486678
You are a giant sack of shit
>>24487098
You weeb faggot
>45
>skinny
>welder/mechanic/electrician
>kind
>good man, religious, no vices or any addictions
>hates degeneracy
8/10 dad
>>24488999
>dub dub trips
dad sounds like a good man
>stereotypical dad build, fairly tall, heavy set, glasses, kind of thin comb-over hair, but not balding
>avid runner now despite his bulk, and has ran in a good number of races
>was probably depressed last year, but cheered up after he started running and eating well, probably in the best shape of his life
>pretty reserved, but really smart and a good sense of humor
>became head of his small law firm
>10/10 hugs, complete with back pats
love him with all my heart god bless
>52
>dad build
>very wealthy
>very kind and funny
>encourages me to have sex and throw parties
>happy, not religious
literal 10/10
>>24484146
>50
>Fat, balding, very muscular
>Took me fishing and shit as a kid. Coached my football teams.
>Really bad temper. Would lose his shit over nothing.
>Pretty high paying job. Makes like $200k/year as a VP of a health insurance company. Absolutely hates his job though and it causes him lots of stress.
>Emotionally disturbed due to traumatic experiences in his youth, but still manages to be good company most of the time.
>Paid for my entire college education, always bought me the stuff I needed.
>Only time I ever saw him cry was when he dropped me off at the airport when I moved across the country from him. I fucked lost it.
Love you dad.
>>24484146
>funny
>hardworking (craft wood working/construction but not grunt work (drywall)
>hilarious: dad jokes, word play, singing
>alcoholic
>molested me
>fun loving hawaiian shirts favorite holiday cinco de mayo
>ruined my life
>killed himself
>miss him every day
10/10 perfect person
>>24490844
Are you a girl?
bloxxx loloblooooxxx
>>24484146
56
Beer gut
Somewhat of a dick but I love him
Works for the govt
>>24484146
>49
>Fat and muscular
>High paying job
>Tests missile systems on fighter jets
>Always jokes around but a helluva temper
>Believes in me no matter how much I fuck up
>If I came home smelling like alcohol or pot and I'm obviously fucked up, he would give me a disappointing look but wouldn't tell my mom
>He calls me every Sunday to talk about The Walking Dead episode that just aired. I don't like it that much but he loves it and we used to watch it together when I lived at home, so I continue to watch it for him
Thanks for everything, Pops. I'll make you proud one day.
>biological father
>alcoholic
>a conman and compulsive liar
>got jailed for tax fraud
>left my mother, in huge debt, when I was 2
>we occasionally got together
>very reluctant
>broke all contact with me at age 10
>stepfather
>alcoholic
>at first took me under his wing
>I genuinely liked him, saw him as my father
>called him dad
>started to get distant
>only cared about my accomplishments, just to prove to his own mother that he can raise a successful child
>cheated on my mother, left her for a rancid whore
>started doing amphetamines
>moved to another country
>haven't seen him sincetfw abandoned by two fathers
>>24491165
Agent sanchez' son?
>>24484146
Turning 70 next year
Over weight, alcoholic, who's impressively bad at being a Vegitarian
Controlling, manipulative, emotionally distant, unusually ashamed of me.
Here he is with Sir & Lady I give no fucks about
>fat
>50 something
>didn't let me sleep over at people's houses until after I was 18
>Shit paying job (less than 20k)
>was a truck driver when I was younger, so I never saw him as a child and spent critical growth years being henpecked
>says he's serious about his hobbies but never finishes projects, instead doing whatever the fuck for hours (probably daydreaming)
>Depends on my mother for everything
>moved us to the middle of nowhere to play rancher even though he doesn't ranch at all
>hates people his own age, only likes kids
>has no friends
I had no chance. Being a robot is my birthright.
>>24484146
>dead
Well, that was easy
>>24485242
He drives a Miata. Of course he's gay.
>63
>In good shape, still runs regularly
>really good with tools and stuff, does tons of projects on the house
>used to get angry easier but has mellowed out with age
>watches a lot of netflix especially superhero stuff
>46
>fat jolly guy with kind eyes
>Really loving and awesome
>has same mental disorders as me
>Is pretty much a failed normie
>40k a month so yeah
>read the whole thread hoping to see someone i know post about their dad
>they dont, because they died several months ago and never posted on 4chan
I miss you
>>2448679
Your dad is Jon Pertwee?
My relationship with my dad is awesome. The only thing is we have almost nothing in common. It seems like we're two completely different kinds of people.
>56
>mechanic
>loves bowling, anime, cars (his favourite non-anime shows are Top Gear and Wheeler Dealers), and Dwarf Fortress (he wanted to be an architect
>good guy, low tolerance for bullshit, though
>taught himself to build computers and program
>51
>works some salesman job
>we don't talk
I know next to nothing about the man
Biological dad
>in his 60s
>rich, he's an ad executive
>likes to fuck young girls on the side (my mother was one of them)
>only talks to me when he needs something
>won't even acknowledge me otherwise
>spoiled his other kids rotten
Stepdad
>early 50s
>plays a lot of GTA
>jolly
>really likes shows like Sons of Anarchy
>sits up late all the time
>trucker, retired due to health problems
>dotes on my little sister and their cats
>>24484146
>58
>In pretty good shape, got serious dad stomach but bretty healthy
>Although he's been an on and off smoker for about 30 years
>Research director at a company that makes vaccines
>Likes playing Irish music (he's Swedish, mom is Irish though) on the Irish flute
>Don't know how he feels about life, acts goofy a lot
a good dude, I really like my dad
>>24485211
He looks like my hairdresser.
>49
>skinny due to a stress
>high pad job - Head of the department of pediatrics
>one wife, happy marriage
>best dad
>smart af
>like gardening reading going to cinema /theatre
>jazz, blues, "classical music", rock
>50
>first started working around 14 with his grampa, working on cars
>started getting into crime around that time as well
>had his own little gang of lads back where I'm from
>uncle(married to dad's sister) used to hang out with him then, once told me dad stabbed and killed a guy
>Dad was chad extreme, was fucking girls left and right
>at 20, he got my 15 year old mom pregnant.
>was probably fucking her for a year or longer before then
>needed money so he started running a gambling ring of some sort; made mad dosh
>His best friend lived in a massive mansion with acres of lands, I visited a few times.
>him and best friend move to the USA, a year later siblings and mom come along
>he doesnt live with us, just gives mom money and never stays in contact while he lived in some fancy high rise apartment
>christmas was fucking awesome every year.
>All of a sudden he has to move in with mom and us, around when I'm 12.
>Doesnt have mad dosh anymore
>His best friend got thrown out of a moving car off a bridge. Survived but his face got peeled off and some other stuff.
>Happy to finally have dad at home.
>still doesnt pay attention to me, I become severely socially autistic and scare girls away.
At least I got good enough looks from him so I'm not a virg.
meh.
>>24484146
>Mid 50's
>Masters in Mechanical Engineering
>Does some shit job because he's an Alcoholic
>Last we spoke was 16 years ago
>We have also lived in the same town
>Some times I see him around, he doesn't know who I am
>His family refuses to have anyhing to do with me because I was born out or wedlock
>TFW punished for the sins of my father my entire life
>feels bad man
>54
>manlet chad
>smug smile
>fit as fuck
>driving trucks
>ex soldier ex borderguard ex carmechanic etc etc
>fixes fucking everything
>STILL A FUCKING MANCHILD DAD WHY CANT YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS WHY ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC GOD DAMN YOU FUCKED MY LIFE UP FROM THE START
>>24493057
>>TFW punished for the sins of my father my entire life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66TvIG8H1E0
>>24485174
Hey I am the product of adultery too. It sucks huh? We get shit upon because of the mistakes out parents made, pretty fucking fair.
>>24484146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21UP0frYg-E
>non existent
Why the fuck am I on earth ?
>all these people with dads in their 40s
jesus christ 4chan is literally full of 15 year olds
>>24484146
When your birth certificate only has one name listed.
>>24493260
its chad dads getting girls pregnant when teenagers.
>>24484146
I dunno if my dad is a robot or a chad
pros:
>fit(actually built fat now that he's 45, but he was strong and lean when he was younger
>can knock anyone out with a punch
>really handsome, women approached him a lot when he worked as a bouncer (mom actually approached him)
>if he likes someone, he truly likes them, wont ever betray someone's trust or confidence
cons:
>list of mental disorders, including depression, anxiety etc
>was put in mental ward forcharging some guy in a traffic fight
>temper, gets angry easily, takes everything personally and burst out fights with strangers
>almostwent on a shooting on a small town
>takes sleeping pills everyday
>had episodes of heavy depression where he dropped a lot of pills and slept for days
yep now that I typed it out, definitely robot
>55
>Slightly overweight
>Even more autistic than I am
>Barely talks
>Managed to push almost everyone away from him
>Despite this I feel he means well, just autistic as all hell
>Likes to travel
>Able to make or fix pretty much anything, good at whatever he does
>Great cook
>Used to be obese and a heavy smoker until he had a stroke 2 years ago
We don't get along so well, but I want to believe he's just autistic as hell and extremely awkward rather than an asshole. I feel kinda sorry that he's ended up with pretty much nobody.
>58 years old this year
>high paying law job
>interested in travelling, yachting, golfing
>interested in literature and philosophy
>social chameleon though, has chad friends as well as robot friends
>knocked up my mom at 32 (she was 22)
>I came out autistic due to lack of oxygen
>mom became schizophrenic 7 years in
>had to raise autistic shit child on his own after divorce
>did rather well in given circumstances
>inspired my love for literature and knowledge
>paid for my college only to see me drop out of a humanities major
>it's OK tho I work IT administration now
>lives a relatively untroubled life
>bought me my own place
>comes to visit this weekend
>now I have to wipe the floor and get rid of my bottles
All in all I am not a complete disappointment and we are very close. He has no idea how to use computers, so I do IT support for him. We are very alike in some regards but complete opposites in others.
>>24484146
>54~56 desu idek his age
>fat
>decent paying job, long shifts
>distant, never talked to me, barely saw him, would try to talk to him but he'd only reply with an implied "fuck off"
>likes football, watching movies
>always seems angry, frustrated, etc
Probably didn't help that we got along until high school when I became a depressive weeaboo faggot. I tried to become a normie my senior year, stopped giving a shit about women, which in turn, got me a gf and got me laid, drinking, smoking, gaining friends, got fit, played a couple team sports, and got decent grades. Sadly, that did nothing. I can still see the look of disappointment in his eyes, the sorrow in his voice. I believe there was a singular point when he began to eternally hate me, probably when his skeleton son was lying on his floor without going outside (or taking a shower) in 2 weeks, surrounded by hot pocket trash, TV dinners, soda cans, and spilled oatmeal on his dresser, playing some Chinese cartoon game on his PS2 and about 8 anime girl figurines on his shelf.
>>24484146
>never really part of my life
>killed himself when I was 10
There's not really much more to say.
My father is 80 and cool as shit. He was an executive and is loaded. He just took me to a steak dinner at the Marriot.
>>24484146
I wouldn't know. Dumb bastard abandoned me when I was 1. I'm gonna track him down eventually and kill him.
>50
>CEO of a company that trains doctors fresh outta med skool
>used to be an alcoholic but quit cold turkey after my sister had her drink spiked with GHB and tried to jump out of a window
>Had cancerous kidney removed three years ago
>Cut me off earlier this year because lazy bitchy entitled stepmom needs a new luxury car, still pays for phone and medical expenses
so happy i got to learn about all of these dads, thank you
>60
>retired
>worked long hours to provide the life I live
>constantly puts trust in me to do the right thing with my grades
>and i constantly underachieve
>>24485666
link to video?
rarest of rarest comments
>56
>5'9 but tough as balls
>spent the majority of his life working hard labour jobs and in the offshore industry
>can drink me under the table. last time i went drinking with the old man we made it to 17 drinks before I had to call it a night. I spent the following 18 hours in bed, he woke up 5 hours later and went to work
>a very high strung, high stress person. he's often hard to be around if he's sober, or not with his friends.
I love the old guy dearly, but i wish we got along better. I'm more of an artfag, so we don't really have much in common besides alcoholism and a fondness for cannabis extracts
>>24484146
>55
>decent physical condition for his age I guess (at one point he was running)
>honestly somewhere between being a beta fuck and being kind of an alpha asshole
>beta b/c he basically settled for my mom, even though she's really not that good of a catch and he also let her cheat on him way back when, but alpha b/c of the way he acts sometimes I guess
>still probably nicer than most other people, you know?
>doesn't really know fucking shit about me, never gives me the benefit of the doubt
>at one point while my grandma was dying and he was taking care of her, he would be verbally abusive towards me
>didn't even know that I don't like most sports period until recently somehow
>probably wishes that his son weren't a mentally ill, beta loser who was more into sports and were actually successful but fuck him for that
Overall I like my dad but I wish he were different. I wish my whole family were different.
>>24484562
what is your mother like, anon? I want a qt husband like that so I need to know what kind of girls they go for.
>>24493007
>dotes on my little sister and their cats
:^)
Dad was a robot
>overweight
>manlet (~5'7)
>balding
>alcoholic
>chain smoker
>muhreen with ptsd
etc
He was always a good dad, my mom was who caused all of my issues.
>visited dr mohel despite dad being against it
>immediately divorced dad and squeezed every penny of child support she could
>ran off with a chad and only let me see dad on weekends
>always told me he was a bad person, that he was always drinking (because of her)
>raised me to be a giant pussy
>constantly verbally/physically abused me
>put me on tons of aspie meds when i started acting up from all the abuse which only fried my brain worse
>homeschooled me so i wouldn't "turn gay" from being around other boys thus never developed a social life
>dad died at 15, only then did i realize he wasn't the bad guy
>hated her from that day on
>uncle bought a shotgun for me on my 16th birthday
>she stole it and had one of her friends keep it hidden
>kicked me out at 18 for being a homo despite the fact she caused it with how she raised me
I can go on but that's about the worst of it.
>55
>drinks frequently
>retail manager
>makes decent money, but always seems to be broke due to obsession with guns
>strong willed and determined
>requires little sleep to function
>constantly working even when not at work
>usually has positive outlook on things
I think alcohol is what keeps him going
>>24497144
Did you at least get your gun back?
>>24497210
Yeah, I told her that she and whoever had the gun were committing a federal felony and she still wouldn't listen. Got the cops involved and she finally gave up who was holding it, no charges pressed because I obviously still needed to be on at least barely decent terms with her since I had to live there for another 2 years.
>>24484146
>39
>used to be fat but is now fit
>didnt graduate high school
>had me what he was 17
>has a 3 good paying jobs
>doesnt matter bc paying for most of my college
>likes getting drunk
>likes ND football and gets season tickets
>overall 7 sometimes 8/10 dad
>47ish, I'm bad at remembering this like that though
>5'8"ish
>beer gut but otherwise in good shape
>divorced with but on friendly terms with my mom
>my sister hates him because of some stupid shit
>he's a pretty cool guy from what I can tell, risks a lot and puts a lot of effort into making money to support me, my mom, and my sister
>wants the best for me even though I'm a useless, loser NEET
>probably doesn't know how much I respect him because anytime we talk I'm just quiet and awkward like I am when I talk to anyone else
>54
>fat
>bald
>manlet
>decent paying job
>friendly in nature, quite intelligent, can be over critical/judgemental, huge ego, never admits his own faults
>alcoholic, recently relapsed but stopped again a week ago
>abuses painkillers to some degree
>mildy depressed
he looks exactly like pic related but fatter and shorter and older
>>24484146
>55
>frail, skinny, manlet
>high paying job
>likes travelling and his job
>you can sometimes notice that, although rich and well educated, he is from a a lower-class background (extremely plebeian attitude from timt to time)
>>24484146
>50
>strongfat
>NEET (works odd jobs but too much of a lazy white trash to maintain a real job)
>still has hair
>depressed
>doesnt take care of himself but still appears to be in good health
>74
>retired
>big "dad" gut
>lives in Mexico most the year
>goes after girls 50 year younger than him while he's there
>is successful at it
Not making this up, either.
>52
>nice and hard working
>multi millionaire
>likes beer, stocks, chess
>all these people that actually have/had fathers
get out normalfags
>>24499508
m8 my dad broke up with my mum when I wasnt even born
>>24499491
>47
>skinnyfat, 6'1''
>fairly high paying job
>overall a good guy, sometimes an asshole, always gives money when asked
>likes watching TV, learning languages and reading
>seems ok mentally
>>24484146
>51
>slightly overweight and balding
>unemployed for nearly 10 years
>alcoholic but not that extreme, just needs to have some beer every day
>pretty badly depressed and hermitlike
>delusional and possibly schizophrenic
>I think he was a good man once, but it's hard to see it nowadays
>>24484562
My dad's like to yours except
>not fit
>not redpilled
He's alright, he does get really overbearing though.
>>24484146
64
fat
very high paying job
very happy
likes porn, cake, and taking a shit
eats laxatives for fun on long car journeys
says its like "playing Russian roulette with your bum"
>>24499582
>eats laxatives for fun on long car journeys
>says its like "playing Russian roulette with your bum"
8/10 would eat laxatives with
>idk like 40 something
>skinny manlet
>only met him again recently since I got a restraining order on him when I was a youngin'
>still does a lot of meth
>wants to take me bowling sometime
>messages me on fb sometimes
Eh.. idk. Have most of my past mentally blocked out, and I see he desperately wants to rekindle some kind of father-son bond, but I think he's just too late to the party.
>>24485911
>raised me well
>browses r9k
>60
>Athletic/in good shape
>Physically demanding job
>Terrible living habits, smokes like a fucking chimney, I'm talking 2-3 packs a day. Eats bacon/pork every meal.
>Drinks pretty often
>Loves history, literally the lost cause of confederacy, hates blacks
>Hates people in general.
I worry about him a good bit, he lives real rough. It's gonna catch up with him eventually.
>>24499572
Where'd you find this rotten egg.
>>24499691
What do you mean?
If you're talking about the pic, it's viper
>45
>fat
>smokes, but drinks only beer and wine
>likes watching football
>fun for him means lying comfily on the sofa and watching tv all day
>enjoys board games
We play chess when I come home from uni.
I actually enjoy that too.
>inb4 your dad is too young, are you underage
i'm 21
>>24484146
>60
>alcoholic
>6'0"
>super masculine looking asian guy
>used to be mechanic
>played football and baseball
>now makes bank doing foreman jobs as an electrician
>used to be really violent as well as berate me and try to toughen me up
>fathered a small weak perma trap mode 5'4" child who can't even grow facial hair or do manual labor and likes faggoty things
I guess it's payback for my dad being a prick, though in his defense, he has calmed down considerably from how he used to be.
>48
>works as a butcher, pay is pretty shitty
>manlet, I'm 5'8 taller than both him and my mom
>his hairline is only slightly recessing, hopefully I got his hairline genetics
>Looks young for his age
>Used to be chad as a teen
>Lived in a very poor family as a child with 14 other siblings
>Dropped out of high school when he was 14
>Often wrong in arguments because of his ignorance, but very hot headed. He will never admit being wrong about something even when presented evidence
>Has fucked up morbous "family" morals passed to him by stereotypical southern-italian parents
>Used to be very strict when I was a child, he'd beat me up with a cane for the slightest little thing
>Literally punched me in the face when I was 13 because of an argument over who ate a piece of cake. Nearly broke my nose
>He was present when I was a child, but not so much during my teenage years. Probably why I ended up browsing /r9k/
>Cheated on my mom 5 years ago with a 19 year old
>Pretty dumb (as in dumb, not ignorant. Not the most brilliant mind) yet he seems to easily attract girls a lot younger than him
I don't know what else to say. I'm not so happy tbqh but it could have been worse.
>>24499572
>Viper put shoe on head
The madman. Listening to Kill Urself My Man.
>>24484146
Alcoholic, probably homeless, idk tbqh
>>24484146
>55
>in great shape for someone his age
>semi retired. Used to be a supervisor at a paper mill. Made mad stacks. Drives a bus now.
>Reads a lot, plays the guitar
>Conservative political views
>Used to be a cunt when I was a teen, but he's pretty cool now.
>Prone to alcoholism, but has it under control.
>Had his life figured out by the time he turned 30.
I'm so jealous of my dad...
>>24499680
Gotta hand it to the guy. It must be pretty hard to be athletic while smoking 2-3 packs a day.
Dead since he used his skull to try and stop a bullet.
>it worked I guess
>>24484146
>53
>overweight, diabetes, two heart attacks, balding, etc.
>divorced from my mom when I was 2, they had been together three years, he was 10 years older (mom was 16-19 during)
>only ever had one job where he worked more than a month, at a panel making factory
>rest of his jobs were things like hospital janitor, mail room clerk, mowing lawns, etc.
>lived with his mom taking care of her and his little brother (wheelchair-bound) through my childhood, until they both died within a month of each other when I was 13
>moved to a remote trailer house using cashed-in stocks from the panel factory job
>lived alone until he recently got back with my mom; spent most of his time apparently on weed and playing guitar
>really, really short temper when he hasn't smoked weed (I didn't notice this as a kid, since I didn't know what weed was and he was probably high 24/7
>was the best kind of dad, always taking me on cool trips to roller coaster parks and science museums and the beach and getting me a burger since he didn't really have anything else going on
>extremely jealous in terms of my mom, some of it warranted but some a bit extreme
>in general doesn't trust women at all, doesn't think they should go outside of the house, doesn't believe they should have jobs, doesn't even act like he wants them to be educated
>doesn't trust the existence of the internet, super conspiracy theorist, had a giant hole dug in his yard for a bomb shelter
>>24485287
anon I think that your dad might be of homosex
>dunno his age, can't really remember
>bipolar
>alchoholic, substance abuse
>beat mum
>rapist
>caused suicide of sibling
>removed from his care when i was eight
>52
>fit as fuck (250lbs, 6'4", 8% bf in its prime)
>self made millionare
>did not finish studying mechanical engineer career at the university but got an mba instead
>smart yet sometimes emotionally driven
>loves the family
>red pilled but apathy gets the best of him (quote: "Right now we are playing another man's game. Become powerful so you set up the rules)
>kind of a jew in a sense since he wants more shekels despite having enough to sustain the family line for generations on interests alone
>slightly narcissistic
>great dad overall
Sadly he is stuck with a robot son with mental health problems. I wish I could break this shackles faster.
>>24502015
Regarding the apathy part, maybe it is not apathy but rather resignation when it comes to change shit in a bigger and more idealist sense.
>>24484146
>50
>well built
>works decent paying job in engineering
>deeply religious
>goes to the gym regularly
>organizes sermons and helps refugees settle in/interprets court orders, doctors advice etc. for them on his free time
>always present in my life/ trying his best to have me well feed and well dressed
>54
>small business Advisor at bank downtown
>loves hockey and elvis
>no friends
>huge gut and hernia
>loves me and is proud of me since I'm the only one in my family to do STEM
>was beat by his mother growing up
>very Short tempered but never physically abused me or my mom
>mildly depressed and still carrys a lot of weight from childhood trauma
He is a nice guy I just don't have a lot in common with him. He is getting me into the Freemasons though
>>24484146
One of my dads is in prison. He's my biological dad.
The other is an Arborist who has a passion for guitars, fishing, and tree work. My step dad.
Step dad has been a great dad to me for the most part, and he's been in my life longer than the Dad in prison.
I still write to the dad in prison and he writes back, we share an appreciation for arts, fantasy, and other stuff.
Step dad is teaching me how to play guitar, taught me how to fish. But, I'm not really cut out for being an Arborist.
>>24485545
You're making me rage, you ungrateful fuckwad
>60
>Semi retired plumber (only does the odd big industrial job)
>Knows literally everything about boilers and central heating
>Very practically clever, can fix anything
>Fat, diabetic, hypertensive, ex-smoker (stopped when I was around 4)
>Could be very clever but doesn't really put his mind to it
>Favourite singers are Mohamed Rafi and Elvis Presley
>Favourite cricketers are Sunil Gavaskar and Geoff Boycott
>Favourite actors are Clint Eastwood and Donal Sutherland
>Generally relaxed about everything
>Completely reliable
Chilling and watching movies with him as a kid and young teenager was great.
>>24485211
He look like Fritzle kek
My Dad wants to move to Alaska away from people, he's very introverted but more down to earth than me. If things don't turn out so well, I could always go up with him.
>50
>literally no idea what he does, some secret shit for the DoD
>total bro
>likes vidya
>like football
>semi-conservative
>drives like a mad cunt
he's the best, desu
>>24484146
To everyone in this thread. I'd like to meet that dad.
>parents are pretty normal lower middle class people
>im autistic, unemployed 24, never had a gf only hookers, borderline alcoholic and pothead
>55
>Alcoholic
>Generally abusive
>Left my mom for some 5 tonne romanian whore
>Currently resides in Edmonton Canada
>Also broke as fuck living there
>>24484146
>56
>hungry skeleton but really big eater (he has stomach problems and can't keep weight on)
>in prison for another 5 years
>used to be an entrepeneur
>teetotal, straight edge
>loves sci-fi
>>24484146
>45 or something
>carpenter for 20+ years
>went to college to be engineer
>fucked my mom who already had 2 kids
>he dropped out
>carpenter ever since doing the same shit every day
>60
>College dropout, makes more money than my college graduate mom
>Alcoholic
>Possibly a weed smoker, not 100% sure but my mom has found weed in his luggage when we were on vacation a couple years ago
>continues to live with my mother despite hating each others' guts for the past 7 years
>hardcore libertarian
>major asshole
>>24484146
>50 something
>Insanely disciplined. Graduated from Wisconsin with high honors in Chemical engineering
>his retarded amount of discipline makes him a bitch to be around
>always have to be doing something or else he gets antsy and a little pissed off
>extremely high paying job, VP of a company ($250k+)
>doesnt spend money on fucking anything except our college (which i 100% respect)
>ridiculously intelligent and logical
>also works out like 4 hours a day and does marathons/triathlons
>has a $12,000 racing bike
He's probably my #1 influence. hes the reason I got off my lazy ass and im studying like a bitch for my computer engineering degree. Wanna be like him, I have the brains but not the discipline. not even close
>58
>hairy, resembles a kind bear
>pretty smart, knowledgeable, good at math, and a handyman
>when i was a kid he always gave me math excercises on weekends and it made me hate math but at least i had good grades
>is usually very obedient, calm and patient but sometimes he has bursts out over nothing and thats when he becomes stubborn as fuck
>is borderline hoarder
>always wants to help people, still takes out his old dawn syndrome friend who loves him out, because he knows hes his only real friend
>makes awkward jokes or can really jokingly annoyingly nag sometimes over chores you did wrong
>overworked
>very rarely he does sorta weird stuff or gets caught in small lies or doing weird stuff and noone can figure out why
>sometimes i feel he knows a lot about me and really cares but doesn't show it often
Now here's the most unusual thing
>to this day he has been writing a diary about me and i've only read a few sentences on a rare occasion
>56
>very skinny although eats for 2
>factory worker scrub
>puts me down a lot and tells me what to do constantly
>likes documentaries about nature and history, frowns upon sports and reality television
>very pessimistic view on life
>50
>5'9, fit been lifting all his life
>bald
>makes good money, naturally smart guy
>good with people and not awkward but likes to be alone or gets pissy
>only ever been with my mom
>"man of the house" so to speak, makes mom cook/clean/drive him places all the time
pretty based I guess, wish I was more like him but lack motivation and too autistic
>70
>retired
>former alcoholic
>bad general knowledge about things
>lonely, calls me often without any reason
>49
>has saved my ass on multiple occasions
>is pretty lenient with me considering i'm a NEET stoner
>gives me money sometimes, buys me vidya sometimes
fuck i'm gonna miss em when he's gone. i feel like i take him for granted
>I don't know how old he is
>fat
>decent paying job
>drinks a lot
>has no concern for others
>tries really hard to be funny but isn't
>occasionally neo-nazi
>>24505658
Oh and he didn't want me calling him dad for some reason... Yes i'm his child for sure
>>24484146
> 55 (I'm not sure)
> In shape
> Works a shitty job
> Bangs old rich women
> Use their money to buy himself nice things
> Also use it to bang young women
> Needless to say, he only cares about himself
> Is an asshole
Last time I talked to him was 6 years ago, but I'm sure he's still the same prick as ever.
>51
>Homeless
>Construction worker
>Skinny with shitty tattoos
>Bipolar as fuck
>Intellectual
>Plays the victim
>Depressed
>Artist
>Sober
Very few of you know what its like to have such a sad dad. I am so much like him and he doesnt really seem to like me as a person...
Pic related, looks a lot like a hardened versoin of that guy.
>>24484146
50
Used to be very thin, now skinny fat
Recovering Alcoholic, not sure what he does for a living
Funny and kind hearted, his only fault is his tendency to run from his problems, which i inherited
He's not a terrible man by any means, but his inability to stay on the wagon wears on me.
>52
>not fit, not that fat either, works out but it's never done anything for him
>college educated (master's degree)
>high paying job (electrical engineer, exact cusp between upper middle and high class in my country, only one who works in my household, has always paid for everything for me, mortgage paid off very long time ago)
>Married for 23 years, never been married before, wouldn't be surprised if he's never been with any other girl
>Always butt of family's jokes
>Depression but refuses treatment
>Doesn't really do anything but work, mess around on computer, watch james bond, got, twd, etc., listen to mix of 80's/contemporary indie
>No friends
>We try to get him into hobbies, never works
>Still upset about his father's death in 2012
>Wife has wanted to move across the country for years but he is too scared to move away and be separated from where he grew up
>Likes beer but never seen him get drunk
>Never had much of a relationship with him
>Tries to relate to me one some aspects (we both like star wars, apple, etc. and he also tried to get me into building model airplanes and also tries to find interest in whatever i like)
honestly feel bad for him
pic related, he took us to a taping of conan a few years back and it always reminds me how he's always the butt of jokes, even late night talk show hosts he's never met
>55-57 don't really remember.
>decent guy, works out frequently.
>stupid as fuck when it comes to things like sex, because he is a religious nut.
> fucking Jehovah witness.
>want to kill myself every time he starts one of his bible talks.
>could be dead who knows
>last i know of him was 10 years ago
>was in the navy
>became abusive alcoholic
>didn't even want a kid so left when it got hard
60
Dentist
Real Estate developer
Car collector and skilled mechanic
Net worth over 2 million
Grew up in severe poverty
Huge dork
Few friends
Doesn't drink
Condescending and judgemental
Yet very loving and supportive as I'm the only child
>50
>contractor generally a jack of all trades
>liked to smack my mom around when I was a kid
>ran my mom over with a car when he was drunk
>never allowed to drive a car again
>my mom left him after that
>spent 3 years in prison
>only speak him twice a year for about 11 years
>2015
>offers to fly me across the country to come visit
>turned his life completely around
>doesn't drink
>nice girlfriend
>super religious
>running a successful business 200k a year income
>adopted his brothers crackbaby
>paid off my student loans and is continuing to pay my tuition
Bit of a bastard in the past but generally a good person now
>>24484146
Ok
>I know literally nothing about my dad.
>61
>teacher
>110k yr
>in beta marriage
>votes democrat but very socially conservative to the point of being strange like not shaking hands because it's homoerotic
>dropped out of high school from social anxiety yet still belittles me over being a loser
>childish temper and extremely loud and wonders why i don't to any of my family or why i was and am so very timid and quiet
>intelligent and MENSA member so he thinks he's much more so
>despite that he believes every ghost and bigfoot and UFO thing
>50
>slav
>skinny but pretty tall
>dont know anything about his past except he was conscripted
>lives life based strictly on rules
>kicked my ass a bunch of times
always wished my parents were more friendlier, felt like i missed a big part of growing up
>67
>Science Research person that makes a fuck ton of money, programs in MatLab all day, makes $60,000 a month, claims he is poor so he doesn't pay much to my poor mother, even though he has a fucking mansion and his net worth is $6+ Million
>Alcoholic and abuses shit like Klonipin
>Absent all my life, left me at 4 years old
>Not diagnosed, but very likely has aspergers
>Dropped out of college
>Literally Autistic level genius
>Pussy whipped by his new wife
>Acquitted of computer crimes back in the early 2000s when he hacked a bunch of emails from a fortune 500 company, somehow got away with it.
>Try to talk to him, but I don't think he cares much about me
SUCH IS LIFE
>>24506993
maybe he will die soon and leave you some money
>>24507071
I dont care about his money, I just want to be with him more
Also, his bitch fucking wife is fighting tooth and nail for the money
I am not getting any money for college, yet his stepson is getting an apartment, college paid for, 2 fucking cars, and I am left with nothing
>I still just wanna hang out with him since he is an interesting person, I wish he would just help me out once in awhile, fuck I just need $30 to fill up my car.
>56
>morbidly obese, 392 pounds, was 420
>child protection social worker
>alright 90% of the time, tends to take out anger on the family when having a hard time at work
>gone from hitting me and my sister when angry as kids to "NEVER SMACK A CHILD UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE". wtf?
>suspect carries alot of guilt due to above, bit hard to forgive him desu because he substitutes hitting with shouting like a lunatic, i think if it wasn't for the fact me and my sister can now defend ourself he would still resort to violence, this was proved yesterday when he kicked my fucking dog
>heavily influenced my interest in history and tanks/planes/warships ect
>christian but not conservative, doesn't care what i do unless its not weed, was brought up to believe weed is just as bad as heroin, now that i refute this he suspects im doing weed
>for some reason dislikes animal charities, thinks driving faster to run over a cat and fox is funny, and all animals where put on this earth for humans to eat, generally has a piss poor view on the welfare of animals
desu im mentioning more bad points than good but im in a pissy mood because he kicked my dog yesterday fucking fat cunt
>53
>alcoholic, terrible diet
>obsessed with American sports and SVU
>starts house-related projects and never finishes them
>threatens to kill himself if my mother ever leaves him
>somewhat knowledgable but will also make shit up to sound smart
>use to verbally and physically abuse my older sibling, but thinks they're "okay" now because they and their spouse make more money than both of my parents
>>24506379
That him?
>>24484146
>51 years old
>slightly overweight and Hispanic
>always assumes he is right even when he isnt and its obvious
>always doing home improvemnt type shit
>he once brought our actual dinner plates to a barbecue and lost them because another spic family stole them
>cool guy, always cracks jokes about my mom and people in general
>pretends he is slick by farting in public, he often gets caught
> always gives motivational talks on the other hand despite his broken english
died this summer
>>24508203
sorry senpai, you're welcome to share some nice dad memories if you'd like
>>24507969
>pic related
yeah
my dad is terrible
the only good thing about him is that he's the master of his environment, I dont think he could ever die being left alone in the wild or anywhere really
but thats all there is
>>24486444
kinda hard to know how old he is, im just coming off 20 and my dad is 56 and i thought that was old
>>24484220
It's not your fault
Look at me.
It's not your fault
