You wake up and this.... thing.. screams at you
>"ONII-CHAN BAI MI GEIMU~!!"
What do you do?
What the fuck is that thing? I'd probably call animal control.
>>24483083
I buy her a geimu.
>>24483083
GO AWAY YOU UGLY GOOK
First words I immediatly thought about:
"Suck my dick"
I think I grow more autistic every day
>>24483148
OOONNIIIICHAAAAANNNN
>>24483083
go away photoshop
>>24483083
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Am I the only one who would comfort her and give her a big hug before taking her out to EB Games to buy the new copy of Jumper Man?
>>24483083
>Make a mad dash for the gun
>Blow the vile daemon's ass to Tinbuktu
>Hope the neighbors didn't hear
>Call in sick at work
>Spend all day cleaning blood, brains, and corn syrup byproduct off my floor and walls
>Make a thread about it on /r9k/
>tfw no gf
>>24483083
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
>my comment is fucking original ok?
>>24483083
WOAH SHE IS THE WHITEST PERSON ALIVE
>>24483083
I keep a knife near my pillow for situations exactly like that.
>>24483083
>colored leggings
muh dick
>>24483083
If she wasn't 3DPD I would have done anything she wanted
>>24483083
psh...ill buy your game alright...
turn 360 degrees and walk away
fuck your gay ass umaru meme anime shit
>>24483083
Why do grown men like this show? Go watch Prison Academy like real men.
>>24484401
>Prison Academy
What the fuck is that? You mean Prison School/Kangoku Gakuen?
>>24483083
pinch myself to make sure i wasnt dreaming
>>24483083
I'd blow its fucking brains out before it strangles me.
>>24483083
Kill it and if that doesn't work kill myself.
Buy her the game, of course.
I lost the game.
>>24483083
pssshhhh....i'll give you ur shitty game alright
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind her*
*stabs straight through the heart*
*rapes her dead corpse*
UH UH UH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
*cums*
UHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dumps her body in a dumpster*
nothin' personal.
Todd, what happened to you?
Asian cosplay qts are my greatest weakness. ;_;
>>24483083
This is what every animu grill would look like in 3D you weaboo fucks. In other words, it looks disgusting.
>>24485420
>it looks disgusting
It looks great for being 3dpd
>>24483083
>tfw digging in my nose while reading this
>tfw start pulling a booger
>tfw it's lodged deep in the nose
>tfw the orgasmic feeling
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
