>tfw tried to suck my best bro's cock as a prank and ended up arrested for sexual assault
WHY CAN'T NORMIES UNDERSTAND HUMOR???
I hear ya loud and clear OP. Look at these guys for example: just a couple of bros joshin' around.
You should have asked if he wanted to practice for girls. Then you'd be in the clear. And it really helps if you're under 15, when most boys practice together.
>>24483138
I said no homo like three times, I just don't get what his problem was.
>>24483065
>tfw finger my buddy's asshole a little at the movies and he starts squaring up to fight me out of nowhere
I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS
>>24483354
No means no anon
>>24484559
He said it was a prank, can't you read?
>>24483065
>tried to make my friend cum inside of my boipussy while he was asleep
>he gets slightly upset that I woke him up
>"just a prank, bro haha"
>>24484570
Did he force himself on his freind?
>>24485485
P R A N K
It doesn't matter if he forced himself on his friend, it was just a prank.
>>24484543
>>24485448
>>24485701
Dat normie logic though.
Honestly, I've always fantasised about being back in school, having a gun hidden on my, so that when they hit me and said "Chill out, it was just a joke", I could shoot them right in the face and say "Chill out, what you gettin' upset about, it was just a joke - he aint complaining" when everyone panics.
That would've been the best...
>>24485762
When autism goes to far
Reminds me of my dead beating the shit out of me every time he got drunk
He was such a prankster
