Any straights want to enlighten me to as why you still post on /r9k/?
to tease you bottom boy sluts
>>24482027
Th-thats rude though!
>>24482027
you don't sound very str8 m8
>>24482018
because the majority is heterosexual or loners
All boys should be as curvy as they possibly can be for the pleasure of real men
I have no idea. Force of habit I suppose
>>24482114
This. Fags are just more obnoxious shitposters. They are still the minority here.
>tfw no lewd robot to grind my butt while I crossdress
>>24482077
I'd be gay if 3d traps were as good as 2d traps
>>24482114
>>24482146
>this is what they believe
lol you're just curious about boys aren't you
>>24482166
No, anything in girly guys can already be found in women, plus pensises turn me off.
>>24482149
This nigga knows.
Too bad the shota and trap dumps will be displaced by disgusting 3dpd cross dressers in 3...
>>24482196
Don't be silly anon I would only post 3D if someone asked me to
>>24482166
No. I'm still >tfw no gf. I think that eventually the normies and fags will get bored and leave.
>>24482115
I'm inclined to agree. What about you anon? Are you a good little slut?
>>24482237
>he thinks mentally ill fags will ever leave
I admire your optimism.
>>24482250
Yes anon I have many curves
Some of them are even lewd
>>24482147
*p-puts hand up nervously*
>>24482018
For the pics and to read what you little sluts say about wanting to get fked
>>24482237
>fags will get bored and leave
Oh no no, I'm sorry hun but where are here to stay, your welcome to lewdpost and cuddlepost with us though :*3
>>24482237
if you want a safe space, go back to redit.
Why shouldn't non-homos be allowed to post here?
>>24482018
>>24482356
faggots can't be robots.
>>>/lbgt/
there's an entire board for you faggots, why the fuck can't you stay there?
>>24482373
Why not? desu oc
Why are you trying to make it sound like the straight robots have left. I dont like the way youre doing things.
>>24482289
pls be near the UK
>>24482018
Because boys never look like that in real life.
>>24482373
>faggots can't be robots.
I'm pretty sure every faggot on this board is more out-going and normie than heteros
>>24482375
Because lonely robots feed them attention
>>24482429
>I'm pretty sure every faggot on this board is more out-going and normie than heteros
no way
>>24482427
Whenever anons say this I get the urge to post myself but I don't wanna do that I just want to post animes
>tfw no lewd robot to show off their body in girl clothes for me, and lets me fuck them while they crossdress
>>24482487
post one(1) pic of yourself spoilered.
Unless you're stupid ray guy then don't post anything.
Because OP is a Faggot as usual
I'm a straight boy who only likes top tier waifus
take that you queeeeeeeeeer
>>24482502
I'm not Ray but I just want to post animes
Why won't you just let me post animes?
>>24482426
i-is new Zealand close enough? ;_;
>>24482522
You're the one who brought up yourself tard.
>>24482485
>no way
>every fag is a closet whore who will 100% post pictures of themselves eventually
>every fag posts in steam threads without an issue talking and ERP'ing with others
>a fag will be the first to offer to be your friend if you can complain about nofriends
>every fag will usually be going to school or have at least a part time job
>>24482537
You're the one who said 3D wasn't cute you nerd
>>24482526
O-ok kiwi anon
>>24482545
Literally all false though.
>>24482487
Let us see !
I come here when I'm depressed and angry. The chauvinist bullshit doesn't resonate me, I just feed off the sense of anger and hopelessness.
>>24482545
It's alot easier when woman arnt bringing you down
>>24482526
Hey Oshie. Is it time for another lewd/cuddles thread?
>>24482583
*sadly grinds your butt remotely* :c
>tfw leading on multiple gay guys just so I can enjoy a bit of intimacy
>>24482750
STOP BEING SO CUTE LET ME WORSHIP YOU AND YOUR QT FEET AND SOCKS
It's not /b/
hello any cute boys here
>>24482487
I bet you are a really pretty boy.
Pic related.
>>24482735
ALWAYS!
>>24482879
I'll let you play with mine if I can lick and sniff yours :333
>>24482879
Oshie's such a cuddle-slut, i thought he was mine yesterday, but i can see now that he just wants all the boys. ;_;
>>24482944
Why must you nbully us, anon? We just want to post animes. If we post 3D then you'll get mad at us.
>>24482978
post 3D I don't care slut
>>24482951
B-but mine aren't nearly as cute as yours...
>>24482953
I'm sorry master, I just a dirty little cuddle slut ;_; I should be punished and harshly without forgiveness
m-maybe you could punish my new friend too :*)
>>24482877
Blessed be you and your kind.
You'll let them smoke that straight boy dick in no time
>>24482146
Do you seriously believe there are more heterosexuals than queers on this board?
Just can't see it m80
>>24483004
Maybe not you but the other anons will say mean things and shitpost if we post 3D boys that are feminine
>Weeb AND a faggot
>>>/trash/
>>24483055
I think that's a good idea, but i'd rather deprive you for awhile and see how desperate you get. We both know these anons cant leave you satisfied like i can.
>>24483142
Moot made 4chan to be a boi pussi & anime haven.
>>24482978
>>24483136
We'll just be mean if you look like pic related.
If not, you know damn well what we will do.
>>24483174
you forgot some quotation marks there
All QTs at least post face
>>24483223
You're a big fat liar, anon. Only a dummy would post their face on /r9k/ and I'm no dummy!
>>24483136
Should we really care about them ?
>>24483287
ew too manly
You're all degenerates!
>>24483287
Ur a qt, show feets
>>24483292
fat old fantasy land manchild gtfo
>>24483501
Not until somebody else contributes
>>24483292
Just cover your eyes and do it already.
>>24483287
you're qt, i would totes let you phuk my boipussy
>>24483534
But I'm shyyyyyy
>>24483287
Your face is too manly
>>24482018
I might be scrawny and not very manly, but I'm not gay
>>24483535
The most you'll get out of me is my body, you bully
>>24483740
Give us some ass then
>>24483674
You look cute as fuck dude. Plzzzzzzz
I'm the guy in the pic, I'll post more for each one you do ;)
>>24483740
But I already know how your body looks like.
>>24483674
Srs m8 you better do it! I'll take your requests
>>24483805
You are a sneaky anon
>>24483831
Worth the wait, holy fuck
>>24483831
fuck off back to 8gag desu
>>24483831
No way boys like that actually exist.
>>24483831
Post ass femininanon
>>24483831
Whoa. So silky smooth..
>tfw no twink bf to cuddle with
>>24483831
Moar2
>ywn have a submissive robot bf to train and mold into your submissive chastity crossdressing slave
>ywn condition him to salivate at the smell of your cock
>ywn condition him to refer to himself as a female to further his emasculation
>ywn condition him to achieve orgasm solely via prostate
>ywn enjoy the view as he cleans your living room in a skimpy maid outfit, his little cage peeking out of his ruffles when he twirls and his buttcheeks being revealed when he bends over
>ywn interrupt him mid-cleaning by pushing him down on all fours and roughly taking his ass
Why can't I just corrupt you sissies with my cock?
>>24483799
:^) crosseyes for you
>>24483823
Can I pls see more feets
>>24484065
Looking into your eyes gave me asmr tingles, does that make me gay?
>>24484064
I am 100% with you man
>>24484064
that made me hard
>>24483896
>>24484037
Okay but this it it and I'm going back to animes
>>24484173
Are you a qt submissive robot?
>>24484064
>tfw no bf to do all that stuff to me
;-;
>>24484246
Don't worry, anon. You'll find a bf if you try hard enough.
>>24484224
It's my kink to be one. But I'm perfectly happy being a Chad Lite, masculine normie. Good luck though.
>>24484192
That picture must have been uncomfortable as fuck to take from that angle.
>>24484293
That's not him. That's admin. Oshie is just some tripfaggot who looks like an unkempt pile of hot garbage.
>>24484293
Butt pics are worth lots of uncomfort
>>24484344
>who looks like an unkempt pile of hot garbage
let me see it
>>24484300
>tfw unsure if I'm turning gay or if I just want to look like you
>>24484300
>hot garbage
I'm a filthy boy ;)
>>24484344
Still looks hard as fuck to take by yourself.
>>24484423
Look like that*
>>24484444
Check myself, but meant for dubs >>24484344
>>24484445
Admin has a master/bf who takes his photos for him.
>>24484300
THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE???
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>new zealand
WHO FUCKING LIVES IN NEW ZEALAND?
>>24484501
Well now that's just a lie, anon. I just twist my torso and bend my arm back. The hard part is getting the angle just right.
>>24484192
Duuuude you are perfect
I'll do anything to see your face! Would you snapchat me or something? Anything means anything for you, QT
>>24484536
Admin, will you be my personal cum-addicted slavegirl?
>>24484536
You did get it just right ;)
>anything
>>24483674
You look like a fat faggot.
If 3d bois looked like 2d, we could accept you. But you look like shit
>>24484554
>>24484560
I have always had one condition for being a slave and that condition will remain the same forever.I want to bake lots of pastries.
>>24484508
I do sadly :/
>>24483287
Delicious. Would cuddle with/10
>>24484624
Are you mad about something? I was just trying to get the ball rolling for the other anon
>>24484633
I'm huge so I would love to eat all the pastries you could bakeoff of your nude body.
Everytime i try gay stuff I get hurt.
>first time trying to suck a dick
>going well
>he gets close to cumming
>grabs my head, fucks the shit out of my face, and goes balls deep cumming down my throat
>thought I was going to choke to death on cum
>first time trying anal
>not enough lube, NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH
>tell him several times to stop it hurts like hell
>he said no and just plowed my butt til he came minutes later
>every thrust felt like a saw blade
>couldn't sit straight for nearly two weeks
>another time trying anal
>proper prep so it didn't hurt
>doing it doggy style
>dude decides to grab both my arms and pull them backwards lifting my upper body. some straight out hentai shit.
>know hes about to cum because he starts pounding me
>he starts blowing his load, dives his dick deep and pulls my arms back real hard
>dislocated one of my shoulders
I just think I should stop trying to experiment with gay stuff.
>>24484776
Why cant you find some gentler guys, damn.
>>24484733
Pastries are meant to be eaten fresh out the oven. They would burn my body you silly anon.
>>24484814
No. He needs guys that are equally as rough but do it without actually hurting you.
>>24484776
>dislocated one of my shoulders
>>24484837
But some guys just cant be rough without hurting, anon. We sometimes forget how hard we're going
Wow, I can't believe this thread has been going on so long without me hearing about it.
>>24484837
>They would burn my body you silly anon.
Implying you don't look like pic related already
>>24484891
Look hard enough and we're always around. Just waiting on other people to get weird with tbqh
>>24484837
Admin, become my slave so I can watch you bake in nothing but an apron. Then I can enjoy your treats on the table, while you enjoy my treat under it.
I'm becoming gayer and gayer and I don't even give a fuck.
>>24484814
In all fairness I'm 5'5" and a twig. while the guy who dislocated my shoulder was 6'3" and all muscle. he was also the only one to ever apologizes and feel bad about hurting me.
>>24484912
sometimes there isn't one in the morning/early afternoon. The US is more aggressive with their faggotry than yurop
>>24484963
Well that's kinda sweet of him. Getting carried away is all fun and games until you hurt a qt.
>>24484969
Are we? I dont know whether to be flattered or disgusted
>>24484933
>>24484969
One day /r9k/ will surpass even /v/ and /a/ in faggotry and it will be glorious
>>24485046
What do you mean by "one day"?
We've been /r9gay/ ever since the robot got turned back on.
>>24485120
And ever since then my boner has not stopped. God dammit why does it have to be like this?
>>24485046
>One day /r9k/ will surpass even /v/ and /a/ in faggotry
The way it is now, /v/ and /a/ don't even compare to /r9k/.
/r9k/ is literally more homo than /v/, /a/, and /hm/ combined.
>>24485197
How is it even remotely a bad thing? This is great.
>>24485197
Just jerk off already ya big homo
>>24485312
I'm going as fast as i can, but the boners just keep popping up, i cant stop
any cute boys on steam here
>>24485227
It's great if i had someone to bone, otherwise it's awful
>>24483831
Is there any specific name for this body type?
>>24485873
cuteboy =-
When does my cuddly bf arrive?
>>24485873
Closest you'll get with a general search is femboy. Might try adding curvy to your search or something. Feminine boy porn is pretty hard to come across though and most guys just go full skeleton mode to get girly.
>>24482226
do it pls we all want it
>>24486252
I am present.
>>24486364
I already did it, anon
how do i get a cute bf
im sad without one
>>24486877
you honestly have a better chance of getting a qt gf, cuteboys are the most valuable mates on the planet.
>>24486877
Search for us in any place where we can discuss femboy things. There aren't many big communities where we can just chill out and discuss cute things while optionally slutting it up.
/a/, /b/, /r9k/, /v/, and /d/ are all pretty good places to start looking. If you just ask around you'll eventually find a qt that lives near you.And if you lower your standards you could probably have a bf by the end of next week.
>tfw no postcum shame bf
>>24486944
>cuteboys are the most valuable mates on the planet.
>this is what they believe
>>24487053
it's true, pretty girl's are a dime a dozen, cuteboys are rare as fuck, the only thing better is a rich partner.
>>24486944
i don't really like girls though
>>24486993
>tfw no chubby self-conscious cuteboy bf
