Dumb shit you thought when you were a kid thread.
>all songs were sung by black people
>my mother bought me shrink wrapped in a store
>when an answering machine takes a message the other person can hear(this is because of my sisters making me be quiet so they could eavesdrop without making the missed call signal go away)
>everyone outside of america lived in a slum or a cave
>baby jesus didn't ever cry
>if a firework ended up under a car it would explode into a fireball
>vaginas and asscracks were apart of the same cleft with separate holes on the inside
>when you die an angel with a harp flies out of your corpse like in a cartoon
>if an electric guitar got wet while playing it you'd die
>that threads like this should be posted outside of /b/
>>24481536
>It gets better when you grow up
I thought that Sweden was like old arab, with monkeys and shit. My old friend was half swede.
>any place other than America is super dangerous , super strict, or super poor
>America is the only country with freedom
>every other country is run by heartless dictators
>>24481536
Dumb steven universe poster
>>24481536
The vagina/asscrack part is true
>having a girlfriend means being okay with kissing, cuddling, and groping at day 1
>>24481795
I didn't really explain it well, I didn't know about labias and all that, I just thought the vagina was a hole in the skin much like the asshole and assumed it was just for pissing since I didn't know about sex.
>>24481536
>if an electric guitar got wet while playing it you'd die
Hey, you never know. I don't know the specifics of it, but sometimes the strings will pick up excess electrical current and end up shocking your fingertips. You'd have to be wet as well, but it's certainly possible to be killed by wet guitar.
>>24481536
>Girls had a dick just like me, only smaller.
>>24482084
They kinda do.
It's just turned inside out.
>>24482084
So much to glean from this post. Your mind is terrible now I assume, /d/eviant through and through.
>running with hands in pockets is cool
>vagina and peehole don't have separate tunnels
>being the last one to stop clapping means you're courageous in public
>girlfriends are gross
>everyone feels awesome while pooping
>small talk engaged by ambivert girl when you're rather extroverted is brave
>>24481921
That is metal as fuck.
