> Hi anon, will you help me move into my dorm? I need someone to help me move these heavy boxes ^_^
>>24480969
Hire a removal man you disgusting normie scum
Sorry, I am not a strong man.
>>24480969
Only if you let me impregnate you.
If you can't move them yourself maybe you should have packed lighter you fucking slut.
Y-you too, and welcome to the campus! See ya around! ^.^
YUMMY YUMMY HERE CUM MY CUMMIES
>>24480969
N-no Stacy sorry but I have a girlfriend waiting for me back home. Why d-dont you ask Chad, my roomate. N-nice to meet you though.
>>24480969
ayy babe you wan sum fuk
>>24482675
I can't believe this went through the filter.
Sure, but you help me first. I've got a thick load I need to deal with.
>>24480969
In exchange for butthole pictures. Seriosuly I don't even care about sex anymore. If I could find a chick willing to send me various nudes and butthole pics, my quality of life would improve.
I've a little busy right now, but stopby anytime :)
>carrying 2 heavy boxes
>arms hurt like hell, but I have to keep going
>almost there
>Chad shows up
>invites her to party
>she asks if he will be there
>he says yes
>Ill see you there
>fuck my life
>>24480969
>sure thing Stacy! And when we're done, I'll move my dick into your vagoo!
>>24480969
Sure thing I just gotta grab something from my car real quick. Wait here I'll be right back.
>Don't come back
That's how you do it lads. If she ever see's you again and confronts you about it tell her something came up and you couldn't go back to help or just straight up deny promising her anything.
I ain't your goddamn butler cunt, you want muscle power I'm gonna need some dates and a kiss before we reach that level of commitment.
>>24482687
I can't believe this went through, either
>>24483692
Imagine she waited an hour before beta helped her out. Then 4 years later you see her celebrating with some nerd looking guy at some restaurant talking about their engagement and you hear the story about how they met when he helped her out. How salty would you be?
oh, yeah no problem
>help her
go to my room and 4chan all day
do nothing
I would help.
>>24480969
REEEEEEEE
GO FUCK YOURSELF STACY BEFORE I KILL YOU AND YOU MOM
YOU HEAR THAT I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR MOM
I'm not sure Stacy, I had plans to refresh /r9k/. They might need me.
As long as you dont expect pussy from it, what is he worst that can happen?
>help her
>small talk
>leave and never talk again
What's so hard about this?
>>24483967
Imagine if she was a virgin too.
>>24480969
> Hot single mom lives in an apartment a few doors down from me
> One day she's moving out
> She asks me if I can carry some thing (part of a disassembled futon?) down for her while she watches her son
> ok.jpg
> carry the thing down, it's all awkward and heavy
> notice her nigger boyfriend is sitting down in his SUV talking on his phone
> when I get back up she's like "hehe thank you my boyfriend is down in the car so he couldn't do it"
> think to myself "why isn't that asshole carrying things down or at least watching their mongrel child instead of doing nothing?"
> the next day I notice she's moving boxes out of her apartment
> asks if I can take one down with her
> I just say "that sounds like a job for your boyfriend"
> she gets a hurt look on her face
> no fucks given
>>24483699
I can't believe those dubs
>>24485341
Ah, time for suicide.
>"anon, i didn't say i'd have sex with you if you helped"
>but if you insist, bend over
>tfw growing up with 3 sisters and 2 stepsisters.
>tfw so beaten down that I am obligated to help any female who asks for help
>tfw you know you aint even getting a thank you out of this
>tfw bes case scenario for this is "thanks for your help. see you around"
>tfw you know that if stick around for anything more it will be awkward and she will go on facebook and talking about the creepy guy that expected sex for helping her move a few things
