>Enter bedroom
>"Hi anon, I'm an escort. You parents hired me to help you lose your virginity. Are you ready to have some fun? tee hee!"
wat do
But I already hired an escort to do it half a year ago?
I... I'm not a virgin. But I still want fun!
>>24480191
*unzips dick*
Here we go!
>>24480191
can my dog join us?
>>24480191
>that thing
>an escort
nah m8
>>24480259
you look to much porn, family
>>24480191
I'd rather remain a virgin.
>>24480259
Yeah?
That's what most girls look like with no/minimal makeup.
She's pretty qt.
Her feet look like someone tried to make feet out of clay and then gave up and went for a walk instead
>>24480311
Poor thing, you should leave America.
>>24480306
You sure about that, anon?
>>24480191
I'd most definitely spaghetti so hard that everything within it's wake would be killed immediately.
>>24480332
Oh Jesus fuck that.
She looked fine when she had clothes on, but this is disgusting.
>>24480332
I'm a lesbian and this picture turns me on, she looks so homely and natural, I love it
>>24480332
dgfnbfg
>>24480191
>carrot top with saggy tits
Fuck off
I'd probably leave without a word and go on a walk for a couple of hours.
I'd wonder why my parents, who are in so much debt, would hire an escort for me. If they asked why I didn't fuck her I'd tell them I only like girls with perfect feet, hands, navels and skin.
>>24480191
Okay, do you know how to play Rocket League?
You can use my laptop.
>>24480191
>asymmetrical hair
>drooping tits
>freckles on face
>drug addict eyes
>HIRED to do this
Oh HELL no.
>>24480191
>>24480332
Reminds me of the girl from the Parasyte anime.
>>24480448
>>freckles on face
>a bad thing
>>24480191
>that sad, ugly tattoo
why do people do this?
>>24480332
She looks very natural....not like these shopped pictures...
Would throw her on her back and eat her out then fuck her like there is no tomorrow
>>24480191
Losing your virginity to a hooker or escort doesn't really count. Even if you lose it to them your still gonna be a loser and girls still won't want you.
>>24480191
Wake up. 234068yh
Can we just cuddle?
That's all I really want.
I would walk out and curse my parents out for showing no respect for me and for hiring some ugly meth whore. I would order them to drop her off so that I can calm down in the house by myself.
>>24480191
>that tattoo
Why.png
But I live in a studio, my living room, dining room, and bed room are the same room.
>>24480191
Tell her to get the fuck out of my room because
>3DPD
Alternately ask her to watch anime with me
>>24480191
Get out, now.
Alternatively, I'd probably do it if she was attractive
can i just lick your feet instead? i don't care about penis in vagina
>>24480191
>turn 360
>walk away
>say what the fuck to my parents as i back out the front door.
>get in my car
>go eat or something to pass time.
>>24480191
Oh, well I guess I shouldnt expect them to know that already happened but since you're already here can I get a blowjob? How long did they hire you for? I couldnt cum the first time that girl left me after that :(
>>24480510
>yfw you realize eating escort pussy is cleaner than eating college-aged women pussy
>Huge tattoo across the chest.
God fucking dammit.
Fuck all these fucking trashy bitches and their fucking hideous tattoos.
>>24480191
Well, I lost it years ago, but since I'm not paying...you do greek?
I've thought about getting an escort from here.
They blur the faces, but you can tell some are better looking than others.
http://www.escortsinneworleans.com/
>>24480191
>tattoos
0/10 fucking dropped
>>24481452
virgins fo lyfe famm smash that lyke button if you agree
>>24481436
Independent is the way to go.
Good, relaxed atmosphere.
Her own place.
Feels like you're having sex with a horny, loving gf.
>>24480191
Gesture for her to be quiet and leave silently. I'm not an upper class young male from the 18th century.
>>24481568
Yeah, but from what I've seen, most independents in my area are pretty trashy looking broads.
>>24480191
"they could've at least hired someone attractive. Here, m'lady, take this wiimote. If you beat me in mario kart, then maybe I'll consider your offer....don't be disappointed when you leave empty handed, or should I say...empty wombed"
>>24481452
No wonder you can't get laid.
>>24480191
>tfw parents actually jokes about escorts being my only chance to ever feel a womans body
better get that jarpen table
>>24480191
Are you another Polish girl who fell for their help my NEET son trick.
>>24480191
>mfw mom actually gave me money to see an escort
>>24480221
>unzips dick
Ouch
>>24480191
Do some sick Ramsay Bolton kind of shit. I need to release all my pent up rage.
>>24481659
>tfw parents keep asking me if I am gay because I can't get a girlfriend
>they do nothing to actually help me than ridicule me constantly
>>24480221
>Frou Frou "Let Go" lyrics tatooed over her chest
Fuck no, I hate tatoos on women.
>>24480221
id ask her whyd she think getting a crappy dragon fly with a lyrics from a song famous for being in an annoying movie as a tattoo was a good idea
>>24480191
Uhhh, I'm g-gay.
>>24480191
Call my wife and ask if she set this up as a joke.
>>24480221
Ouch what the fuck?
>>24480191
If only my parents cared this much about me that they would know this troubled me.
>>24480191
That's cool and all, but please leave. I don't care about my virginity and my penis is too tiny to fuck anything. Thanks.
>>24482152
Just be glad your parents are alive and care about your mental well being, anon. How could they help you, anyway? Set you up? That'd just be even more pathetic.
Pestering you is the most logical choice.
>>24482152
>"Anon can't get a girlfriend"
>"He must be gay"
If being gay was the problem, you could think that you should have gotten a boyfriend by now.
>>24482260
>and my penis is too tiny to fuck anything
Thanks for reminding me.
ok just shave
>>24482264
>Set you up? That'd just be even more pathetic.
That is how it has been done for the majority of human history. Less pathetic than the hook up culture meat market we have now.
>>24481359
this is actually true
>tfw been fucking only escorts
>completely disease free
>tfw constantly see college dudes crying at the clinic b/c of STDs caught by some stacy
>>24480191
Okay
Blox
>>24480381
This desu senpai. She looks like a color guard girl. If she approached me in a bar I'd have trouble saying no.
>>24480332
worst pose ever, looks like an old guy taking a shit standing up.
>>24481765
Fucking kek
Greentext please anon
>>24481519
>>24481646
Are you for serious? There are tons of god looking girls with no tatoos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rBby4G9MOs
>>24480191
Post the whole set you fucking kek.
I'd thank my dad after the deal. Also try not to cry.
OP could you post more of the girl? Science demands it.
Is it wrong to have a internet whore as a waifu? Because this chick is physically perfect in every way. Don't care about her personality since I'll never meet her.
That's the best they could do? Get the fuck out before I call the cops.
