>Hey Anon, you okay? You don't really look like you wanna be here. Just say the word and we'll bounce, man. We don't need these people.
>tfw this hits me harder than the qt threads
>>24479370
Lets get the fuck out of here
>>24479387
Same
I want a true bro, women are just moist holes
I wasn't ready for this feel...
>>24479370
Sure, man. Let's go get some sandwiches and sit on your favorite bench.
I'd let him enter my matrix senpai.
>>24479370
Fuck you Keanu. If you guys really don't want me here so badly, just say so.
this will never, ever, happen
>>24479370
>you will never be Keanus best bro, both struggling with depression and disgust for the vain and cruel world
Why even live, Robots?
>Hey Anon, you okay? You don't really look like you wanna be here. Just say the word and we'll bounce, gentleman. We don't need these people.
>>24479542
Ok Ill fuck your boy pussy when we get back to your house
keanu beanu ;(
>>24479387
>>24479407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUfzMDryA94
Bros over hoes.
>>24479387
this, but also
>tfw someone will likely only do this if they want to fugg you in the butt
>>24479611
>>tfw someone will likely only do this if they want to fugg you in the butt
Get your mind out of the gutter my main man
i haven't felt a feel like this in a long time...
>>24479370
This picture is so sad, I want to hug Keanu and drive off into the distance.
>>24479566
>Problematic family
Fucking sick of hearing this tumblr word. Can't sit through a twitch stream without the commentators using it lately. DOTA, blizzcon, smite, those faggot broadcasters are all saying problematic.
>>24479558
>>24479542
You think he'd actually be down for that?
I mean, he was extremely lonley, felt nothing but rejection and longed for romantic love, I think if you hung out with him for long enough and made him feel actually wanted that you could fuck his ass.
You'd have to go slow so with him because he'd be "I'm not gay, man..." if you just asked him to fuck, but if you made him happy, aroused him some how, a little drunk and then kissed and held him, I think you could actually fuck his ass or have him suck your dick if you wanted.tfw you could have saved all those people but holding Eliot in your 6,2 bear mode 7.5" embrace as you fuck him roughly into the bed, on top of him, deep in his boipucci, rubbing his prostate with your big thick head until he unwillingly came all over the sheets and you squirted thick ropey cum into him as he squirmed in extacy and called you daddy
>Hey Anon, you okay? You don't really look like you wanna be here. Just say the word and we'll bounce, man. We don't need these people. We only need knowledge. I'll be here in my garage...
>>24479630
The only people who ever approach me in public are gay guys who ask me what I'm reading then ask if I want to go home with them for wine :/
>>24479566
I want... Keanu to have a happy life.
Thank you for this thread
>>24479677
i think people are making fun of tumblr when they say it. like 'triggered'
>>24479677
"problematic" is just a normal word it's not even an unusual one wtf why be autistic about this.
That's like being mad about someone using the word "horrific" or "fantastic".
You fucking homos are always looking for someone to pull you out of your shit lives aren't you. This is why women find you repulsive. Your neediness is foul.
>>24479566
Keanu, I....
LEMME LEMME LEMME
>>24479370
Wow, Its been fucking almost a year since Ive felt anything from threads like this.
Damn, gave me the feel when no friends who understand
>>24479715
this
I push people away because if they (engage?) me I automatically assume they want something from me.
>>24479761
>see people being sad
>yell at them
>ACTUALLY yell at them for women in real life
A normie and a whiteknight. This is why I need keanu-sama to drive me away.
>>24479370
Keanu is such a shit-tier brofu. Low hanging fruit.
>>24479715
>:/
You seem pretty gay tho, in their defense
>>24479702
Thats pretty gay pham
>>24479840
Hahaha. I'm bisexual. It wouldn't be a problem if guys my age approached me, but the older, more desperate ones with homes and financial security always speak up because they use material accomplishments as romantic leverage.
>>24479829
Kill yourself Shinji-kun.
>Hey Anon, you okay? You don't really look like you wanna be here. Just say the word and we'll drift, man. We don't need these people.
>>24479968
You are a drawing you can't drive.
>>24479761
>wanting to have friends is somehow bad
nice b8, got me slightly fuming
>>24479713
/biz/ plz go scam someone else
>>24479475
Keanu wouldn't be so mean anon.
>>24479566
Is Joaquin seriously more well known than River?
>>24480116
what a man
I want to be as good as Keanu Reeves
>>24479868
He'd love it, he wouldn't admit it though.
I'd come up behind him, grope his ass and when he turned around shocked deep tongue kiss him roughly then I'd smile as a walk away and call him a faggot to tease him.
>>24480249
I want you to do this to me tbqhwu
>>24480116
>you will never be keanu
when you're a small person, the deeds that you can do feels equally meaningless
>>24479761
lmao look at that fag keanu, he's so mad because we left his little group
>>24479370
>Tfw you will never be BFF with Keanu Reeves
J-JUST
>>24479370
>>24479370
>>24479370
>>24479370
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0URjGcm3t8L
>Last day of code camp
>Everyone goes out drinking and eating to celebrate
>outside restaurant, having a smoke
>someone from my cohort is passing around weed
>fuck yeah
>shit was stressful and challenging, I need to finally relax
>get super high
>everyone still inside getting drunk and eating
>no room to sit down inside, feel weird just standing around
>tell a friend I'm just gonna be outside, it feels awkward and weird indoors
>he comes outside with me
>we bounce
>am high so telling him my weird thoughts and feels
>he's redpilled unlike all the libkeks of SF
>get some munchies
>good times
>go to his place, eat munchies, have a beer,wait to sober up
>need to be alone, go home
>he moved back to socal this week
>mfw
Only knew you for 3 months. But you were more homie to me than most people I've know for years. No one else would ditch hanging and socializing with the rest of the pack to be with the misfit that nobody wants around. Thanks bro.
