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how do i get a gf who has a body like pic related?
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how do i get a gf who has a body like pic related?
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>>24476200
look at any farm, senpai
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>>24476200
Fuckin wew lad
Thats gross lol
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Go to the Southern states. I'm not insulting I'm being serious. I'm from Alabama and there's chubby qts everywhere
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>>24476200
Why do stretchmarks look so shit tier on whites, but amazing on brown/black girls?
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>>24476200
a place called ATARI
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>>24476324
you're mistaken
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4chan, specifically /r9k/.
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As a decent looking white guy who has his shit together, cute chubbies are relieved when I hit on them (I like thick girls) because they think only nig nogs are interested in them
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>>24476200
>go to dating site
>check under "curvy" "average" and "a little bit extra"
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>>24476267
The south is seriously full of hot babes and busted looking dudes. Except South Carolina, where only the negresses are hot
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>>24476200
You take my gf.

>>24476390
Actually, most of them are really used to guys hitting on them still. I would say they're just as entitled if not more entitled than attractive skinny girls.
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>>24476324
they look gross on all girls, but especially on dark skin. like a textured tiger pattern. damn that sounds kinda cool, but it is gross
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Buy a blt from subway, put it in a bear trap, don't worry about concealing it or anything her fatass won't be able to control herself when she sees the sub. Just wait, 9/10 you will see her with her head caught in the thing because she dived face first into the sub in an attempt to swallow it in one bite.
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>>24476395

I'm a lab tech for a clinic and this image isn't accurate
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>>24476395
So I have almost 0 medical knowledge but neither of those samples look like blood to me - ones orange and the other is light pink
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>tfw your gf looks like that but without the boobs
>you snap out of the "trying this out phase"
>end up being disgusted by her naked body all the time
>tell her she needs to lose weight because it makes you unhappy and you'll leave her if she doesn't change
>gets mad and goes to a bunch of betaorbiters to tell her she's not too fat
>they all tell her she isn't fat at all
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>>24476787
you did the right thing.
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>>24476902
And people think you're an asshole and really attack you for pressuring them to be healthy and clean.

I feel like western society is done for.
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>>24476968
you need to show her a full body pic of herself.
Give her the benefit of the doubt this time, maybe she just doesn't see the fat.
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>>24476200
>get skinny qt
>have her little by little eat more and more
>start giving her fatty foods
>sooner or later she will become this.
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Try tinder or get a normal weight gf and feed her high calorie foods.
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>>24476787
In some ways that was on your end, you got with a fatty knowingly, and should have given yourself an easy out because it was a phase.
Also, if she's the kind of arrogant cow to keep around orbiters there wasn't anything of worth to salvage by making her get thin.
You should have just dumped her, sempai.
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>>24476200

you use a harpoon
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>>24477625
I had a different idea about that. I got dumped by a girl and she would never tell me what was wrong with me that she didn't like. I knew that if I knew what wasn't good enough about me, I would work to change it so that I could be attractive for the person I want to love.

I had it in my mind that I would do that grace for people I'm dating and not just treat them like an object that I throw away when I'm not satisfied. I'm very naive though. I'm new to relationships, really.
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>>24476487
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