>Want to grow a moustache
>It fails miserably
>Classmates noticed it the other day
>If I shave it off, the normies win
>If I don't shave it off, I'll look like shit
What to do?
shave it then become one of them
>hey you shaved your moustache!
>yea i did i think your advice was great! thanks man!
>no worries mong want to hang with us? we might give you more advice haha
>haha ye sure totally
there you go
>effeminate man wants to grow mustache
>tries to push out his hipster facial hair
>everyone around him has a laugh because he's obviously a fucking idiot
>"fine, normies win again"
>he shaved off his patchy disgusting "mustache"
Can't you just be normal man? why do you gotta be so individualistic and make us all uncomfortable with your 2011 facial hair
>25
>can't grow a thick mustache
Am I a faggot or is this normal?
>>24476278
It's pretty normal if you're black
>>24476278
youre a faggot>also mfw you will never have a beard like mine
>>24476278
I can't either, i'm 25 too.
You won't care when you turn 16 you fucking underage b&
>>24475552
>mfw growing moustache and it's going great
>>24476417
>b-but im 25
>you'll never be able to disguise your jawline to look chiseled thanks to your beard
just look at that facebook poker dude
his jawline game is weak af without his beard
>>24476278
>>24476398
same's
also acne
fml
>>24476545
Tfw my jawline is so weak I literally look like I have a permanent double chin if I shave
Luckily I have god tier beard genetics, but it still feels bad knowing I'll have to cover half my face in hair forever to have any hope of looking somewhat normal
I've been growing a 'stache for the last 23 days because Movember. Don't really give a crap about Movember, just wanted to see how much of a 'stache I could grow in 30 days.
Its sorta itchy but it seems nice to touch it.
>tfw dad has full beard but I cant grow shit
>>24477664
>all my male relatives are tall and have full beards with strong jaws
>tfw manlet with weak jaw, no beard and no chin
>>24475552
Give us a pic OP.
Also gotta give it like a month bruh.
