>tfw a bottle of rum only lasts me three days
Who else /alcoholic/ here?
>bottle of rum
>three days
>alcoholic>try a half gallon a day, Norman.
>>24475141
Damn half a gallon o rum?!
How do you know if you're really an alcoholic and not just someone who likes the taste a lot?
>>24475410
Only for like 4 days out of the week tho, shits expensive.
>>24475481
When you think "maybe I shouldn't get alcohol today." And end up getting it anyway. Before your bills are paid. Every paycheck. Till debt consumes you but you don't care because "there is always next paycheck"or when you start having physical withdrawals after 36 hours of none
>can actually keep a bottle around longer then a drunk session
lol
>>24475092
bro there are people who easily drink a fifth a day
>3 days
pretty lightweight desu senpai. I'm not an alcoholic at all but if i'm going on a bender the max a fifth is gonna last me is a day and a half.
>decide to have a shot to mellow out before bedtime
>open bottle of whisky
>smell it
>smells nice
>finger in, lick it
>tastes nice
>this is good, this is
>really good
>what a drink
>so i lift the bottle and drink
>and drink some more
>and drink some more
>drink the lot
>mfw
Noice
Anyway i felt hungover all day to day so im pretty sure im not an alcoholic kek.
>>24475092
Like a 1 liter bottle or 0.7? When I go out on Fridays and get hammered I drink like 0.35 liters of vodka and then 2 beers. The most I've drunk was 0.7liters of vodka and I Lost my wallet.
am i an alcoholic i drink a 6 pack daily
>>24475092
>still doing alcohol
get it together mate time to graduate to pills
>>24475092
I only go through a liter a week, since I have to work.
So I have to days off a week, drink half a liter each of those days.
has anyone here ever ran out of alcohol when all the stores were closed and took shots of vanilla extract?
>>24475880
I always keep a fifth of cheap vodka for backup. Never stay dry my friend.
>>24475880
Isopropyl.
>>24475920
that's a good idea, i'm gonna start concealing a fifth
>>24475987
jesus christ how was that
OP here, I'm still at the beginning of my alcoholism carrier. .35 l of Rum keep me lit as fuck for a day.
Should I change to vodka? I don't like the taste of rum.
>>24476078
sure ice cold screwdrivers are heaven
>>24476034
Twas brutal. Taste and hangover. The buzz tho was very sharp and not at all lethargic.
what are you, in high school?
also,
>drinking at all
>>24476313
fk off normie
Sometimes I just drink straight vodka mixed with water/ice. It's actually pretty good even if you get a cheap vodka. The good thing about it is it keeps oyu hydrated so you don't get hungover even if you wake up drunk. (I've been getting svedka it's like 22 dollars for a handle)
>>24476271
lol I could use a sharp buzz. I'm just drinking natural light right now and I'm starting to feel tired as shit
>tfw so drunk I pssed myself
Is this bad?
>tfw the clerks at the liquor store you always go to don't even bother asking for your ID anymore because they all recognize you
>>24477502
Nah it happens man
>>24477891
I can't figure out if this is embarrassing or not
>>24477934
At first its convenient, then its embarrassing. After that point you start cycling stores
>monday circle k
>tuesday ralphs
>wednesday local liquor store
>etc
Eventually you get to the point that your going to multiple stores in a day. Shit sucks.
>>24477891
I'm similar, but in my local pubs. Which I guess is more socially acceptable but fairly bad still.
More expensive too
>>24475092
Shit your pants and die of dysentery you degenerate scum. Alcohol consumers are the most disgusting and sub human pieces of shit out there amongst all the other druggy scum. Just as bad as normies.
>>24475587
>When you think "maybe I shouldn't get alcohol today." And end up getting it anyway
This.
I drink more than a fifth a day, and I tell myself I like it,
>>24477934
It's embarrassing but yet there I am getting a cheap bottle of vodka because I don't even care how the shits tastes anymore I just want the buzz.
>>24478094
Couldn't agree with you more senpai.
the thing is I would drink every day if I could but I live with my parents and they would notice and make me detox and fuck that hassle
If I didn't have a job with mandatory drug and alcohol testing, I'd probably be loaded every single day. It's the only thing that holds me back.
>>24475756
the youtube poops of him made me piss myself back in the day
>3 Days
>a bottle of rum
tip toppity kek, underage/lightweight/american detected
Who /drinking right now/ here ?
>>24475092
A bottle of liquor lasts me a few hours at max. I also can't be around alcohol because I'll drink it and I can't stop once I've started.
>>24475587
>not brewing moonshine and also paying your bills
3 days? And you think you're an alcoholic? Step your game up, robokek
>>24475092
>>24478767
>a bottle
How much is a bottle, lads?
Fifth? Handle?
>>24479242
0,7 Litres
>>24475092
My brother drinks about a litre of Booze a day. minimum. Starts around 7 or 8. Then He stops at about 10 or so.
It doesn't help that he is unemployed and has 30K in the bank.
>>24475092
Do you live in Kentucky?
> not making your own kilju
> current year
>3 days
Step it up son
>>24475858
pills cost more and are pretty inaccessible to me. i'd rather do acid honestly. but that shit is hard to get.
>>24479371
wtf this is almost exactly me. does my sister browse /r9k/ or something? my sisters are both tumblrites though so i doubt it.
>>24476078
yeah vodka is better. it's really the best.
>>24475092
A bottle of rum last me last then 12 hours
Man up
>wake up
>drink a pint of vodka
>drive to work
help me
>>24480102
i have two balls anon. :)
>>24480223
Now you're going full retard. Try not to take anyone when you kill yourself on the road.
I want to move on to vodka since whisky and rum aren't work out. Someone reccomend me a vodka with the following criteria:
>readily available in eastern USA
>cheap
>doesn't taste like nail polish
>the higher the ABV the better
>>24475092
I'd say you're dependent, but not a full alcoholic yet. Well on your way though.
Read up on what it's like to die from hepatic encephalopathy.
>>24475092
So, is the bottle you're talking about 750ml? If so, I'm going to have to say that you aren't in any way shape or form an alcoholic.
>>24477891
Everybody at my local packie knows me on a first name basis and even does special orders for me.
I live in a small town though so whateve.
>>24480523
>my local packie
Not sure if chav or corrigan
>Used to drink once every two weeks or month
>Only in birthdays or occasions would I buy a bottle of quality Scotch or some Jagermeister and share it with someone
>Senior year at uni I started liking beer
>Got a job and always had extra cash since I barely drink 1 beer a day
>Crush on a girl at work
>Started hanging out with her and we always shared a bottle
>She was an alcoholic but not a whore ;_;
>Never got anywhere with her probably cause /ugly/
>She got fired cause she came late very often, sometimes hung over
>She got another job and moved away
>Started getting drunk daily to quench my alcohol dependency
>Realized I have been spending a lot of money
>Instead of slowing down with the drinking started buying bottom shelf liquor
>Months in I became accustomed to the shit liquor
>It's cheap so I would buy 4 - 6 bottles of cheap ass scotch every visit to the liquor store
>Every day I come back from work and drink while I try to write a short story or draw
>Drink 2 bottles a day
>Get fired eventually
>More time doing nothing but getting drunk and passing out
>Have job interview
>Decide to drink earlier so I can sleep/pass out early and wake up early to prepare
>Spent all night drinking and decided to learn Spanish on Duo Lingo
>1 hour before interview
>Drunk AF
>Dress up and thoroughly brush teeth
>Get in car and wait for it to heat up
>sleep in car while waiting
>cop wakes me up
>takes a breath test
>arrested for DUI without moving the car
>go to AA
>realize I am an alcoholic
I still didn't quit drinking, I can maintain it with some slips now and then and still no Job, I should quit till I get a job but waiting for applications and interviews is too hard without liquor.
>>24476372
>mixing vodka with water to stay hydrated
Holy shit why did I never think of this
>>24480645
I have to say that's pretty fucking smart, and watering it down will make it easier to drink
>>24480645
i just chase mine with water and keep water nearby. i make sure to drink a lot of whatever whenever i drink and i don't get hungover.
>finished my fourth beer of the night
>went out and bought a bottle of Jack Daniels
>mum is coming home from Sainsburys with another two beers
Tonight is gonna be an ok night
>>24481251
she is qt and i would be ok with being her uncle
>>24481291
that feelio when no 11yo gf
>5 pm
>still drunk from last night
I hate myself
I hate my life
This thread is making me want to get drunk but I've been drinking about 0.7L every other day and tolerance seems to be rising fast.
Hangovers feel worse than they used to as well - I get these terrible shits and it feels like I can smell something coming from my skin the whole day.
>>24480572
im from massachusetts and everyone says packie
so how often and how much is actually bad?
im 18, i drink 1 or 2 beers every day, and drink liquor like once a week at no more than a pint's worth in a sitting. i also weigh a lot, 215 and im not tall so i shouldn't be doing too bad at all
what do you think?
>"hah, only half a liter you're a lightweight"
>"man, I drink like a whole gallon of vodka every morning before work I'm way more hardcore than u"
I don't even drink, and this thread is sad.
Same guys that post about having 12" dicks I'm sure.
>>24481850
You're fine at the moment.
Don't know about where you are but In the UK the bottles say how many units a day is advised, for men it's something like 3-4 max a day. Your weight and height will affect how much you can healthily handle though.
Also since you're only 18 and drinking that much I'd say it's worth staying aware of how much you're drinking. It's likely you'll start drinking a lot more as you get older.
>>24481750
thats the alcohol youre sweating out. if you continue you'll get the shivers and be physically addicted. have fun
>>24480621
that's fucking sad dude, you should try to switch to weed
>>24482061
I did have mild shakes for a couple of hours when particularly badly hungover the other day but I put it down to dehydration or something, since it only occurred for a few hours that's probably all it was.
Do have to be careful though. I've had problems with similar drugs before.
>>24481593
time to move to saudi arabia
>>24481750
that girl is perfect.
also yeah dude i feel ya. i give myself breaks so i don't fucking die from doing this or get addicted. i usually just go through a litre of 80 proof whisky each weekend and try to avoid drinking weekdays. i get the shits but not much else. the explosive shits feel relieving man.
>tfw have to cut 40 pounds to get lean
>tfw been on a dirty abomination superbulk for 2 years getting drunk at least once every week
>went from a skinnyfag to a fat powerlifter looking fag over my last 2 years of high school
>tfw i have to quit drinking now to lose the fat and keep the muscle
i haven't even started to cut yet, i'm just beginning to prepare and i'm already hating it. I have to just drop the alcohol for 6 month i guess, except for rare occasions
>>24480456
Pinnacle and Smirnoff meet most of those requirements
Flavored will help get over the nail polish taste
>inb4 flavored drinks are for fags and grills
