rules:
>Describe what you think someone looks like, acts like, and Sounds like based on their first name
I'll go first im Zach
>>24474516
You sound like a goddamned queer
>Zach
you're either a flaming homosexual or a douche. Or both.
>>24474633
...my name is Zach too.
>>24474516
>Assumptions based on nam
>it ain't me starts playing
>>24474516
Uriel
>>24474655
cool, you and OP should go fuck or something
>>24474516
Dominic but everyone calls ne dom
>>24474516
Preston.
Joe or Joseph, doesn't matter.
>>24474694
special snowflake
>>24474775
ur a mexican
I'm Alex
>>24474694
Serious cat, a bit pretentious and arrogant probably. Either extremely short or pretty tall. Bald(ing).
>>24474775
Annoying cunt thinking he's a funny guy, dresses like early 00s high school douchebags, probably homosexual as well
>>24474817
Tom Preston.
>>24474836
Glasses, slightly built, dark complexion, Macedonian or greek. Has at least three sisters.
I'm Lucas.
what about Jared
Yee ling
"Lean", like the drink, it's a nickname
My name is Sebastian
>>24474775
MARIAAAAAAAA
>>24474817
You're like that cool virgin that despite not being cool gets along with people and isn't hideous or awkward
>>24474821
Your parents were fucking mormons or at least really religious
>>24474836
There's really, really nothing original to say about you.
>>24474694
You hate your name
Severin
Cary
>>24474935
A quiet girl, who is stacy inside
Nikola
>>24474655
dudebro
>>24474694
septim
>>24474775
jamaican
>>24474821
pretty cool dude, unless he is stalin
>>24474836
standard
>>24474880
smart
>>24474878
molests children
>>24474877
2 kinds of lucas, the one that does something amazing or the total faggot tryhard
>>24474921
skyrim
>>24474880
You like video games
Youre a nice guy
You look above average and sound normal
Oscar
>>24474878
pedo.
A guy who carries around a "I'm a nice" vibe even if he it isn't visibly suggesting it. Probably a bit chubby. Else wise, a pretentious lean-fit Chad with a fuckboy haircut. Probably only wears tanktops and lives in either California or Florida.
>>24474880
Typical azn, strict parents yada yada.
>>24474889
Long dark haired guy who probably wears graphic t-shirts and works with music or radio.
>>24474921
Average guy.
>>24474935
A brunette with a few quirky interest that manages to fit in just enough socially, but occasionally slips up or becomes the odd man amongst other girls. Else, a semi-successful business woman. Probably does manager positions. Pretty tall.
>>24474914
like able german dude
>>24474836
Fuck you Alex, I took the time to have a guess at your personality and you can't even be bothered to confirm or deny. I'm guessing your personality type is MASSIVE PRICK.
My name is Isaac
Brayden
Dylan
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
MuhammadHow am I supposed to post in this thread if my name gets muted fuck you robot
>>24475215
Smart guy name, not common. I like it tbqh
>>24475489
Brayden => Gayden
You had to be bullied at school with that.
>>24475524
Nice/even innocent guy name.
The robot hates my name too.
>>24474869
no glasses, no sisters slightly built is right, am northern european
>>24475008
Lean reporting in
except the long hair everything is correct
My name is James.
My name is Fran.
My name is Frank.
>>24475799
>>24475489
Nope never bullied if I was willing to sell myself out I could have been a Chad
But it all fell apart 2 years ago and now I fear I can never go back
>>24474843
>annoying cunt who thinks hes funny
Someone cant handle the banter
My name is Jordan
My name is Kyle
My name is louis
